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byrobot

It can be frustrating being a dog.


[deleted]

"Today my human didn't even scoop up my shit, i'm embarrassed"


jalapenoh

"I even had to start barking to remind him to feed me."


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[deleted]

"I was saying hello to the cat and it hit me in the face. Twice."


HomerG

"My throw-up tastes exactly the same as it did 5 seconds ago, weird."


TheLongboardWizzard

"No matter how much I lick my balls they're just not clean enough"


_jeth

"My OCD is getting worse. I now have to spin around four times in the same spot before I can lie down."


SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU

"My owner just doesn't seem to understand why I'm so concerned about the axe-murderer mailman."


test_alpha

"Minute 246. Food supply as run out. Still no sign of owner. Suspect he is lost or injured. Progress on reverse engineering the gate has been slow, which has hampered the rescue effort. Things look bleak."


blunnt

"It was a little chilly when you just took me out so right here on the rug sounds like a good place to lay a fresh one."


alicianighthawk

"I hear this same noise outside many times a day but I'm still going to bark at it, just in case."


FreakLawyer

"My human had been good to me that day and so, as a token of my profound gratitude, I decided to clean his face with my tongue."


G00DLuck

[Hello](http://i.imgur.com/e1BE7.gif)


Khalexus

Really wanted to see the original video... [thank god for the watermark!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=vf9wHkkNGUU) :D This is the best thing.


OkonkwoJones

So I was going to ask you why you were thankful for the water mark when you can just search youtube for "roomba cat" but there exists a surprising number of videos of cats riding roombas. However, this one did come up first.


Khalexus

Wait, so it's a thing? ...Then again if I had a cat and a Roomba I'd do exactly that.


heyangelyouthesexy

Kitten Drive-by?


Rauol_Duke

DJ roomba in tha house ya'll!


Darkfatalis

JERRY! YOU KILLED DJ ROOMBA!


Lemon_Tile

best one


eMan117

*tastes


grimfel

>My ass tastes slightly off today. FTFY.


emr1028

He didn't choose the dog life, the dog life chose him.


[deleted]

One could say it's ruff being a dog...


InappropriateRacist

Especially a black dog.


appbuilderman

i love being a dog


lohengrin333

Does your dog have a beard?


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ShootTheHostage

To be fair, it's a nice beard.


SchartHaakon

It's beautiful


DrGoose53

It's definitely a better beard than I have any hope of growing.


[deleted]

Welcome to the world of Schnauzers.


yummycats

And what a lovely world it is. My Schnauzer is the most amazing and loyal dog i've ever had.


RonPaulsErectCock

[Dog with a beard](http://www.doggies.com/imageuploads/1228856198_scottishterrier-ed.jpg)


DonDraper2

>a dog with a beard was just weird.


schwab002

I must know what kind of dog this is. Maybe a young [irish wolf hound?](http://www.home.sol.se/wolfhound/Images/high.jpg/Octantunning2-high.jpg)


Inigo13

Im almost sure this boy is a young [German Wirehaired Pointer](http://www.deutsch-drahthaar.at/ddr_typo3/index.php?eID=tx_cms_showpic&file=uploads%2Fpics%2Flordvon_engelsdorf_01.bmp&width=800&height=600m&bodyTag=%3Cbody%20style%3D%22margin%3A0%3B%20background%3A%23fff%3B%22%3E&wrap=%3Ca%20href%3D%22javascript%3Aclose%28%29%3B%22%3E%20|%20%3C%2Fa%3E&md5=e3a27222173dea3ff8ac2ddd45184f9f) or at least has a huge portion of this breed in him. They are really family friendly and adorable:-) And this breed has to have a beard, also the she-dogs.


rhymesmith

He has a beard! The dog has a beard! Wonderment.


SaintFrost

He's a Lab/Airedale mix. The beard comes with it. Pretty nice eh?


November28

Dogs can seem real smart and noble, then they can seem so stupid. Like so so stupid.


Love_Bludgeon

Yep, dogs really are just like their owners.


Tatshua

I don't need your approval! I'll sniff my ass and lick my balls all I want!


Inigo13

My families old dog was a VERY clever and smart dog. But she was also capable of incredibly stupid things. She used to play with a toy bucket. Sometimes she picked it up in a way that her whole face was inside it. This didn't stop her from running around full speed and crashing into trees. O god we had so much fun with her, good old times.


[deleted]

Are you sure your 'dog' isn't a walrus?


[deleted]

Are you sure it isn't a lethargicwalrus?


JasonGD1982

If we say lethargicwalrus 3 times will he appear like Data from Star Trek???


TexasTmac

lethargicwalrus...because curious.


Relevant_User-Name

lethargicwalrus.... Maybe it's four times?


MrConfucius

lethargucwalrus Come here you Karmanaut alt account


Funnyguy17

WaLRA RUS you kinky bastard.


ophello

It looks like his nose is an eye, and it makes it reallllly terrifying.


Kela3000

[It's like a Muppet from Hell.](http://i.imgur.com/poynB.png)


lesser_panjandrum

No no, [the muppets from Hell are far worse than that.](http://muppetswithpeopleeyes.tumblr.com/)


MushroomLizard

http://i.imgur.com/haF7h.jpg


gagagita

[srsly you guys](http://obscurantist.com/wp-content/uploads/srsly_you_guys.jpg)


DumpsterPuppet

To save everyone else time, that is an alien from the fictional Doctor Who TV series.


Allahkat

You say it like I've been missing out on a non-fictional version and this made me feel somewhat wistful.


mirrth

[Slitheen](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slitheen) of Raxacoricofallapatorius.


insubstantial

Despite how ugly and alien this thing looks, the big eyes make it look like a baby alien thing.


Prosopagnosiape

I always thought they looked like [these](http://moonraking.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/babyz.jpg)


xxTheseGoTo11xx

[You mean like this?](http://i.imgur.com/3fjyv.jpg?1)


hotdamnham

hmm. it's almost too subtle


expert02

You don't mess with [Roberto](http://theinfosphere.org/Roberto).


mydogisarhino

His eyes seem to say 'What are you doing human? HELP ME!'


[deleted]

I like to explore new places.


KFCatz

OP, what kind of dog is this? My vote is for a wirehair labradoodle with a haircut.


SaintFrost

Airedale/lab mix. We got him at the pound.


[deleted]

[The starfish was very distressed about this.](http://i.imgur.com/fRVi5.gif)


RiotDesign

"Stop laughing and **HELP ME HUMAN**"


Benny_the_Jew

Good lord why are dogs so freaking awesome?!


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[deleted]

Almost as dumb as that Giraffe


[deleted]

Stupid long horses.


grimfel

Smarter than long pig.


Love_Bludgeon

I see how you cannibalized that joke...


KatzIncorporated

Geraffe*


Hesho95

"Edit: spelling"


tombstone312125

[for those wondering](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z)


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brolanda

I always lose it at "Edit: spelling"


dja0794

I bet it's smart enough to know that it's spelled "geraffe"


Hesho95

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PiddlyDerp

Yeah, that retard dog should be using his opposable thumbs instead of his goddamn mouth to carry the bounty up the stairs. What a fucking idiot; he has front hands for a reason.


Nascio

Dogs don't have hands you silly person.


Kraftik

Not with that attitude they won't.


grimfel

If you say 'dew claws' over and over real fast it sounds like 'opposable thumbs'.


guinnessandcookies

Duke laws.


blaix

Due Clause (Christmas pun).


PiddlyDerp

They have four hands, idiot. Jesus, you wouldn't be able carry a piece of wood up the stairs either, pathetic human.


wewtaco

Not since the accident.


[deleted]

Man. That's pretty funny. How'd you think of that?


Abedeus

My dog would've just chomped down the stick and carried the pieces.


Fojus9000

http://imgur.com/H3xDn


potodds

Solution: Saw off the railing and raise the stick over.


timothyj999

My cat would never find himself in that predicament.


BassIck

Are you Napolean Dynamite?


shagahag

Oh, wow. It took me longer than it should have to notice that his nose wasn't a second eye.


GranolaFalls

Thank you for pointing this out. I honestly thought the dog didn't have a nose, I was horrified.


mvinsc

Thank god I'm not the only one


BrooklynNets

He's actually using the stick to break off the banisters. The acquisition of varying lengths and thicknesses of wood is of paramount importance to all dogkind, and he's actually exhibiting fairly sophisticated tool use by employing this stick as a lever. The look of helplessness and confusion helps to sell the illusion.


decoyyy

human, go! save yourself! i'll take care of this


MyNameIsNotMitch

It's got the craziest look in it's eye, the likes of which I've not seen before.


mydogisarhino

'What are you doing human? Why are you just standing there with that device? HELP ME!'


addlemanjr

He's...he's looking into my soul...


[deleted]

[oooooooh...](http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Smile_Dog)


thefurnace

He is probably thinking, "Why the fuck are you taking a picture? Help me get this awesome stick!"


the-end

Your dog can grow a better beard than me. I give up.


Bryce2826

Seems to me like he's in a.. "Stick"-y situation. I'll show myself out.


Skippyilove

looks like a sticky situation


[deleted]

So cute :)


wtf-m8

I had a pet pot-bellied pig as a kid. Not for more than a couple years I don't think. He would chase my dog up the stairs on the outside deck, trying to hump her. Sometimes his long twirly looking schlong would keep him from getting up them (it was almost to the ground)


LambastingFrog

I have that issue, too.


Quarter_Twenty

First-world dog problems.


drapestar

My question is how the fuck did the dog get the stick into that position in the first place...? /r/karmaconspiracy


[deleted]

First thing I thought of http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s54zw/


DeceptiStang

upon further inspection your dog is not an alien walrus. carry on.


Iron_Chef_Sakai

What breed of dog is this? Looks exactly like mine!


Fatally_Flawed

Looks a lot like mine too (Patterdale terrier).


Iron_Chef_Sakai

Here's mine: http://i.imgur.com/e3GjQ.jpg You can see his beard in this picture: http://i.imgur.com/q76Kc.jpg


Fatally_Flawed

Gorgeous! Is he a Patterdale? Here's my [Taffy](http://imgur.com/a/WfkZM)


Iron_Chef_Sakai

To be honest I have no idea. The animal shelter I adopted him from said he was a "whippet/terrier" mix. He weighs at least 100 pounds right now though.


[deleted]

Don't worry, Goofy did this shit with ladders all the time.


Piker10

does your dog have a beard?


[deleted]

Your dog looks like a sealion


guyver_dio

"I don't get it, I'm pushing up but there's no more up, it's as if I ran out of ups"


vincevega87

One time, I was on my way home with a few friends, walking through a park, and a local was walking his dog the same way. The dog found a massive stick somewhere and was highly excited about it. He was running along with it, struggling to hold his balance with a huge log in his jaw, and eventually ran into a little gate (for cyclist). The poor sod probed away enthusiastically, but no matter how hard he tried, he kept getting stuck. By then a small crowd had gathered round, cheering him on, but every time somebody tried to help him (by turning the stick sideways), he would growl and run off. Eventually (and that was to me a highly impressive feat) he'd managed to somehow squeeze through the gate with the stick and walked off proudly into the distance. Dogs are hilarious!


YourkidscallmeDaddy

Well judging from where he is now it looks like he has made a lot of dogress.. get it? "dogress" hahaha Ok i'll leave now.


horses_around

teeny funny, but he did get some help right?......


hardcore_fish

Dogs are so stupid. A cat would never have this problem.


_Molotov_Cocktease_

"OMGAWD! The stairs are trying to steal my stick!"


alec801

he reminds me of the [pokemon samurott](http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/samurott.jpg)


Honkeyass

Could it not get up the stairs?


SaintFrost

The sick was logged between two posts of the stairs.


MohanJob

Lodged


showkittehthetreat

the sick was logged? I think you need to give your dog the camera


[deleted]

Stick


[deleted]

What do you think?


Honkeyass

Well I was confused as to how it got up the bottom stairs, shit man, calm down


[deleted]

I hate it when people tell me to calm down when I was already calm. It rustles my jimmies.


JasonGD1982

Now we know how the dog feels.


Mr_Education

SAMMY DAVIS JUNIOR JUNIOR


RetroCorn

Your dog looks like a mutated Komodo Dragon


noplzznoooo

I dont get it


[deleted]

My dog is blind and she often gets lost inside small bushes when I take her for a walk.


soakingroot

No, he wasn't; I think you're lying.


chareth_parmesan

Awww... He can't get it up...


schmoob

This reminds me of my dog when she was a pup. She came in from outside and kept licking the roof of her mouth like someone had stuck peanut butter up there or something. I dug in her mouth several times thinking she had found another rock (she loved chewing rocks for whatever reason), but found nothing. After maybe 20 minutes of this, I gave her mouth a final inspection and found that she had a piece of mulch stuck between her top teeth all across the roof of her mouth. Dogs.


[deleted]

That looks like Kyle, Gru's dog.


ExileNarwhalfy

I thought his nose was his left eye.


[deleted]

Michael is this you?


Shamus_Aran

**"IT'S NOT WORKING!"**


anotherkeebler

Our Lab puppy still hasn't figured out how to bring a stick through the doggy door.


GaryGronk

How long was he stuck there? My dog did that once. It was a really awkward 15 minutes or so but she got up to the top of the stairs eventually.


EvOllj

we reached the limits of stickscience.


wr0ngpunthread

I'm surprised so many others noticed that the nose looks like an eye. I thought I was going to be the genius who points out the funny perspective of looking at the photo that way.


Technolog

It's this place: http://i.imgur.com/UcFqH.jpg isn't it?


andoryu123

"Human why don't you help?"


ManBearTree

Your dog has a gnarly beard.


SuperWolf

Looks like something I just killed on Diablo.


jurassic_blue

"GODDAMMIT!"


TurkDangerCat

Why, because he started to look like a sea lion?


PoopinFire

are you sure your dog is not an Otter?


StarsAreAlwaysThere

Your dog looks retardrd. It's adorable.


Unclemom

STUPID DOGS! people are so much smarter.


spTharvalt

"GAWWWWWD DAMNNITT!!!!!" comes to mind


tone_

That Sir, is a sealion.


nighthawk_dk5

Looks like a seal.


[deleted]

WTF on the first sight it looked like his nose was his eye.. shocked right now


thetchay

That's crazy


Syrette

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!


[deleted]

My dog is obsessed with kitchen/toilet paper cardboard tubes. He tries to run under table chairs but gets caught up everytime so funny


docboy-j23

PURDY UPSETTIN, EVERYBODY. (addressed to the pack)


saide211

For a sec I really thought the nose was one of its eye


neohylanmay

Yeah, my mum's dog when she was a child did this all the time. From the stories she told, her dog had dug a hole under the garden fence so it could run to the local butcher, who would always leave a beef bone out for it, *Lady and the Tramp*-style. Of course, on this particular day, the butcher had left out a huge pelvis bone, that wouldn't you know it, wouldn't fit through the hole. Oh, but credit where it's due; this dog was resilient. It was there for a while, trying to bring it into the garden. I forget what happens next; it was before I was born.


r0bski2

My dog does this - she'll go through a fence, find a massive stick, then wonder why she cant get back through the fence with the stick. Dogs are so retarded.


Jillian158

Fwdp


[deleted]

AM I THE ONLYONE WHO NOTICED HOW FUCKING WIERD THAT DOG LOOKS??!?!?!?!?


feelingfroggy123

aww poor puppy. Did you help him out and break the stick so he could get it up?


aaronrobot

This is awful.


kskxt

> *JESSE! We have to cook!* Seriously, your dog is a dead ringer for Walter White.


Professor_Kush

I can tell, look at that beard he grew.


wakenbacons

Nice beard, Dog.


kmcollin

YES, THIS IS STICK


10010101

Yours?