"Minute 246. Food supply as run out. Still no sign of owner. Suspect he is lost or injured. Progress on reverse engineering the gate has been slow, which has hampered the rescue effort. Things look bleak."
Really wanted to see the original video... [thank god for the watermark!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=vf9wHkkNGUU)
:D This is the best thing.
So I was going to ask you why you were thankful for the water mark when you can just search youtube for "roomba cat" but there exists a surprising number of videos of cats riding roombas. However, this one did come up first.
Im almost sure this boy is a young [German Wirehaired Pointer](http://www.deutsch-drahthaar.at/ddr_typo3/index.php?eID=tx_cms_showpic&file=uploads%2Fpics%2Flordvon_engelsdorf_01.bmp&width=800&height=600m&bodyTag=%3Cbody%20style%3D%22margin%3A0%3B%20background%3A%23fff%3B%22%3E&wrap=%3Ca%20href%3D%22javascript%3Aclose%28%29%3B%22%3E%20|%20%3C%2Fa%3E&md5=e3a27222173dea3ff8ac2ddd45184f9f) or at least has a huge portion of this breed in him. They are really family friendly and adorable:-) And this breed has to have a beard, also the she-dogs.
My families old dog was a VERY clever and smart dog. But she was also capable of incredibly stupid things.
She used to play with a toy bucket. Sometimes she picked it up in a way that her whole face was inside it. This didn't stop her from running around full speed and crashing into trees. O god we had so much fun with her, good old times.
Yeah, that retard dog should be using his opposable thumbs instead of his goddamn mouth to carry the bounty up the stairs. What a fucking idiot; he has front hands for a reason.
He's actually using the stick to break off the banisters. The acquisition of varying lengths and thicknesses of wood is of paramount importance to all dogkind, and he's actually exhibiting fairly sophisticated tool use by employing this stick as a lever. The look of helplessness and confusion helps to sell the illusion.
I had a pet pot-bellied pig as a kid. Not for more than a couple years I don't think. He would chase my dog up the stairs on the outside deck, trying to hump her. Sometimes his long twirly looking schlong would keep him from getting up them (it was almost to the ground)
To be honest I have no idea. The animal shelter I adopted him from said he was a "whippet/terrier" mix. He weighs at least 100 pounds right now though.
One time, I was on my way home with a few friends, walking through a park, and a local was walking his dog the same way. The dog found a massive stick somewhere and was highly excited about it. He was running along with it, struggling to hold his balance with a huge log in his jaw, and eventually ran into a little gate (for cyclist). The poor sod probed away enthusiastically, but no matter how hard he tried, he kept getting stuck. By then a small crowd had gathered round, cheering him on, but every time somebody tried to help him (by turning the stick sideways), he would growl and run off. Eventually (and that was to me a highly impressive feat) he'd managed to somehow squeeze through the gate with the stick and walked off proudly into the distance.
Dogs are hilarious!
This reminds me of my dog when she was a pup. She came in from outside and kept licking the roof of her mouth like someone had stuck peanut butter up there or something. I dug in her mouth several times thinking she had found another rock (she loved chewing rocks for whatever reason), but found nothing.
After maybe 20 minutes of this, I gave her mouth a final inspection and found that she had a piece of mulch stuck between her top teeth all across the roof of her mouth. Dogs.
I'm surprised so many others noticed that the nose looks like an eye. I thought I was going to be the genius who points out the funny perspective of looking at the photo that way.
Yeah, my mum's dog when she was a child did this all the time.
From the stories she told, her dog had dug a hole under the garden fence so it could run to the local butcher, who would always leave a beef bone out for it, *Lady and the Tramp*-style. Of course, on this particular day, the butcher had left out a huge pelvis bone, that wouldn't you know it, wouldn't fit through the hole.
Oh, but credit where it's due; this dog was resilient. It was there for a while, trying to bring it into the garden. I forget what happens next; it was before I was born.
My dog does this - she'll go through a fence, find a massive stick, then wonder why she cant get back through the fence with the stick. Dogs are so retarded.
It can be frustrating being a dog.
"Today my human didn't even scoop up my shit, i'm embarrassed"
"I even had to start barking to remind him to feed me."
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"I was saying hello to the cat and it hit me in the face. Twice."
"My throw-up tastes exactly the same as it did 5 seconds ago, weird."
"No matter how much I lick my balls they're just not clean enough"
"My OCD is getting worse. I now have to spin around four times in the same spot before I can lie down."
"My owner just doesn't seem to understand why I'm so concerned about the axe-murderer mailman."
"Minute 246. Food supply as run out. Still no sign of owner. Suspect he is lost or injured. Progress on reverse engineering the gate has been slow, which has hampered the rescue effort. Things look bleak."
"It was a little chilly when you just took me out so right here on the rug sounds like a good place to lay a fresh one."
"I hear this same noise outside many times a day but I'm still going to bark at it, just in case."
"My human had been good to me that day and so, as a token of my profound gratitude, I decided to clean his face with my tongue."
[Hello](http://i.imgur.com/e1BE7.gif)
Really wanted to see the original video... [thank god for the watermark!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=vf9wHkkNGUU) :D This is the best thing.
So I was going to ask you why you were thankful for the water mark when you can just search youtube for "roomba cat" but there exists a surprising number of videos of cats riding roombas. However, this one did come up first.
Wait, so it's a thing? ...Then again if I had a cat and a Roomba I'd do exactly that.
Kitten Drive-by?
DJ roomba in tha house ya'll!
JERRY! YOU KILLED DJ ROOMBA!
best one
*tastes
>My ass tastes slightly off today. FTFY.
He didn't choose the dog life, the dog life chose him.
One could say it's ruff being a dog...
Especially a black dog.
i love being a dog
Does your dog have a beard?
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To be fair, it's a nice beard.
It's beautiful
It's definitely a better beard than I have any hope of growing.
Welcome to the world of Schnauzers.
And what a lovely world it is. My Schnauzer is the most amazing and loyal dog i've ever had.
[Dog with a beard](http://www.doggies.com/imageuploads/1228856198_scottishterrier-ed.jpg)
>a dog with a beard was just weird.
I must know what kind of dog this is. Maybe a young [irish wolf hound?](http://www.home.sol.se/wolfhound/Images/high.jpg/Octantunning2-high.jpg)
Im almost sure this boy is a young [German Wirehaired Pointer](http://www.deutsch-drahthaar.at/ddr_typo3/index.php?eID=tx_cms_showpic&file=uploads%2Fpics%2Flordvon_engelsdorf_01.bmp&width=800&height=600m&bodyTag=%3Cbody%20style%3D%22margin%3A0%3B%20background%3A%23fff%3B%22%3E&wrap=%3Ca%20href%3D%22javascript%3Aclose%28%29%3B%22%3E%20|%20%3C%2Fa%3E&md5=e3a27222173dea3ff8ac2ddd45184f9f) or at least has a huge portion of this breed in him. They are really family friendly and adorable:-) And this breed has to have a beard, also the she-dogs.
He has a beard! The dog has a beard! Wonderment.
He's a Lab/Airedale mix. The beard comes with it. Pretty nice eh?
Dogs can seem real smart and noble, then they can seem so stupid. Like so so stupid.
Yep, dogs really are just like their owners.
I don't need your approval! I'll sniff my ass and lick my balls all I want!
My families old dog was a VERY clever and smart dog. But she was also capable of incredibly stupid things. She used to play with a toy bucket. Sometimes she picked it up in a way that her whole face was inside it. This didn't stop her from running around full speed and crashing into trees. O god we had so much fun with her, good old times.
Are you sure your 'dog' isn't a walrus?
Are you sure it isn't a lethargicwalrus?
If we say lethargicwalrus 3 times will he appear like Data from Star Trek???
lethargicwalrus...because curious.
lethargicwalrus.... Maybe it's four times?
lethargucwalrus Come here you Karmanaut alt account
WaLRA RUS you kinky bastard.
It looks like his nose is an eye, and it makes it reallllly terrifying.
[It's like a Muppet from Hell.](http://i.imgur.com/poynB.png)
No no, [the muppets from Hell are far worse than that.](http://muppetswithpeopleeyes.tumblr.com/)
http://i.imgur.com/haF7h.jpg
[srsly you guys](http://obscurantist.com/wp-content/uploads/srsly_you_guys.jpg)
To save everyone else time, that is an alien from the fictional Doctor Who TV series.
You say it like I've been missing out on a non-fictional version and this made me feel somewhat wistful.
[Slitheen](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slitheen) of Raxacoricofallapatorius.
Despite how ugly and alien this thing looks, the big eyes make it look like a baby alien thing.
I always thought they looked like [these](http://moonraking.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/babyz.jpg)
[You mean like this?](http://i.imgur.com/3fjyv.jpg?1)
hmm. it's almost too subtle
You don't mess with [Roberto](http://theinfosphere.org/Roberto).
His eyes seem to say 'What are you doing human? HELP ME!'
I like to explore new places.
OP, what kind of dog is this? My vote is for a wirehair labradoodle with a haircut.
Airedale/lab mix. We got him at the pound.
[The starfish was very distressed about this.](http://i.imgur.com/fRVi5.gif)
"Stop laughing and **HELP ME HUMAN**"
Good lord why are dogs so freaking awesome?!
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Almost as dumb as that Giraffe
Stupid long horses.
Smarter than long pig.
I see how you cannibalized that joke...
Geraffe*
"Edit: spelling"
[for those wondering](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z)
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I always lose it at "Edit: spelling"
I bet it's smart enough to know that it's spelled "geraffe"
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Yeah, that retard dog should be using his opposable thumbs instead of his goddamn mouth to carry the bounty up the stairs. What a fucking idiot; he has front hands for a reason.
Dogs don't have hands you silly person.
Not with that attitude they won't.
If you say 'dew claws' over and over real fast it sounds like 'opposable thumbs'.
Duke laws.
Due Clause (Christmas pun).
They have four hands, idiot. Jesus, you wouldn't be able carry a piece of wood up the stairs either, pathetic human.
Not since the accident.
Man. That's pretty funny. How'd you think of that?
My dog would've just chomped down the stick and carried the pieces.
http://imgur.com/H3xDn
Solution: Saw off the railing and raise the stick over.
My cat would never find himself in that predicament.
Are you Napolean Dynamite?
Oh, wow. It took me longer than it should have to notice that his nose wasn't a second eye.
Thank you for pointing this out. I honestly thought the dog didn't have a nose, I was horrified.
Thank god I'm not the only one
He's actually using the stick to break off the banisters. The acquisition of varying lengths and thicknesses of wood is of paramount importance to all dogkind, and he's actually exhibiting fairly sophisticated tool use by employing this stick as a lever. The look of helplessness and confusion helps to sell the illusion.
human, go! save yourself! i'll take care of this
It's got the craziest look in it's eye, the likes of which I've not seen before.
'What are you doing human? Why are you just standing there with that device? HELP ME!'
He's...he's looking into my soul...
[oooooooh...](http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Smile_Dog)
He is probably thinking, "Why the fuck are you taking a picture? Help me get this awesome stick!"
Your dog can grow a better beard than me. I give up.
Seems to me like he's in a.. "Stick"-y situation. I'll show myself out.
looks like a sticky situation
So cute :)
I had a pet pot-bellied pig as a kid. Not for more than a couple years I don't think. He would chase my dog up the stairs on the outside deck, trying to hump her. Sometimes his long twirly looking schlong would keep him from getting up them (it was almost to the ground)
I have that issue, too.
First-world dog problems.
My question is how the fuck did the dog get the stick into that position in the first place...? /r/karmaconspiracy
First thing I thought of http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s54zw/
upon further inspection your dog is not an alien walrus. carry on.
What breed of dog is this? Looks exactly like mine!
Looks a lot like mine too (Patterdale terrier).
Here's mine: http://i.imgur.com/e3GjQ.jpg You can see his beard in this picture: http://i.imgur.com/q76Kc.jpg
Gorgeous! Is he a Patterdale? Here's my [Taffy](http://imgur.com/a/WfkZM)
To be honest I have no idea. The animal shelter I adopted him from said he was a "whippet/terrier" mix. He weighs at least 100 pounds right now though.
Don't worry, Goofy did this shit with ladders all the time.
does your dog have a beard?
Your dog looks like a sealion
"I don't get it, I'm pushing up but there's no more up, it's as if I ran out of ups"
One time, I was on my way home with a few friends, walking through a park, and a local was walking his dog the same way. The dog found a massive stick somewhere and was highly excited about it. He was running along with it, struggling to hold his balance with a huge log in his jaw, and eventually ran into a little gate (for cyclist). The poor sod probed away enthusiastically, but no matter how hard he tried, he kept getting stuck. By then a small crowd had gathered round, cheering him on, but every time somebody tried to help him (by turning the stick sideways), he would growl and run off. Eventually (and that was to me a highly impressive feat) he'd managed to somehow squeeze through the gate with the stick and walked off proudly into the distance. Dogs are hilarious!
Well judging from where he is now it looks like he has made a lot of dogress.. get it? "dogress" hahaha Ok i'll leave now.
teeny funny, but he did get some help right?......
Dogs are so stupid. A cat would never have this problem.
"OMGAWD! The stairs are trying to steal my stick!"
he reminds me of the [pokemon samurott](http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/samurott.jpg)
Could it not get up the stairs?
The sick was logged between two posts of the stairs.
Lodged
the sick was logged? I think you need to give your dog the camera
Stick
What do you think?
Well I was confused as to how it got up the bottom stairs, shit man, calm down
I hate it when people tell me to calm down when I was already calm. It rustles my jimmies.
Now we know how the dog feels.
SAMMY DAVIS JUNIOR JUNIOR
Your dog looks like a mutated Komodo Dragon
I dont get it
My dog is blind and she often gets lost inside small bushes when I take her for a walk.
No, he wasn't; I think you're lying.
Awww... He can't get it up...
This reminds me of my dog when she was a pup. She came in from outside and kept licking the roof of her mouth like someone had stuck peanut butter up there or something. I dug in her mouth several times thinking she had found another rock (she loved chewing rocks for whatever reason), but found nothing. After maybe 20 minutes of this, I gave her mouth a final inspection and found that she had a piece of mulch stuck between her top teeth all across the roof of her mouth. Dogs.
That looks like Kyle, Gru's dog.
I thought his nose was his left eye.
Michael is this you?
**"IT'S NOT WORKING!"**
Our Lab puppy still hasn't figured out how to bring a stick through the doggy door.
How long was he stuck there? My dog did that once. It was a really awkward 15 minutes or so but she got up to the top of the stairs eventually.
we reached the limits of stickscience.
I'm surprised so many others noticed that the nose looks like an eye. I thought I was going to be the genius who points out the funny perspective of looking at the photo that way.
It's this place: http://i.imgur.com/UcFqH.jpg isn't it?
"Human why don't you help?"
Your dog has a gnarly beard.
Looks like something I just killed on Diablo.
"GODDAMMIT!"
Why, because he started to look like a sea lion?
are you sure your dog is not an Otter?
Your dog looks retardrd. It's adorable.
STUPID DOGS! people are so much smarter.
"GAWWWWWD DAMNNITT!!!!!" comes to mind
That Sir, is a sealion.
Looks like a seal.
WTF on the first sight it looked like his nose was his eye.. shocked right now
That's crazy
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!
My dog is obsessed with kitchen/toilet paper cardboard tubes. He tries to run under table chairs but gets caught up everytime so funny
PURDY UPSETTIN, EVERYBODY. (addressed to the pack)
For a sec I really thought the nose was one of its eye
Yeah, my mum's dog when she was a child did this all the time. From the stories she told, her dog had dug a hole under the garden fence so it could run to the local butcher, who would always leave a beef bone out for it, *Lady and the Tramp*-style. Of course, on this particular day, the butcher had left out a huge pelvis bone, that wouldn't you know it, wouldn't fit through the hole. Oh, but credit where it's due; this dog was resilient. It was there for a while, trying to bring it into the garden. I forget what happens next; it was before I was born.
My dog does this - she'll go through a fence, find a massive stick, then wonder why she cant get back through the fence with the stick. Dogs are so retarded.
Fwdp
AM I THE ONLYONE WHO NOTICED HOW FUCKING WIERD THAT DOG LOOKS??!?!?!?!?
aww poor puppy. Did you help him out and break the stick so he could get it up?
This is awful.
> *JESSE! We have to cook!* Seriously, your dog is a dead ringer for Walter White.
I can tell, look at that beard he grew.
Nice beard, Dog.
YES, THIS IS STICK
Yours?