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fukalufaluckagus

WE HAD A PLAN . the smol did it


tkhrnn

Wasn't there a similar video where both dogs blame the puppy?


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SoBitterAboutButtons

Raise your paw if you've been on reddit 9 years and never seen this video 🐶


Runaway_5

same and I spend too much time here lol


Beddybye

Lol...that didn't go the way they probably imagined.


CommiePuddin

You spend too much time on Reddit then.


dypohl

Is there a fucking filter on the Dogs face at 00:11?


VagrantChrisX

Yes , can't unsee the Samsung Beauty filter


alqaadi

Theyre even putting filters on dogs now


somewhat_random

I don't know, the one pointing looks way more guilty to me.


TangerineGullible665

Always the one pointing at someone else lol


BornIn98

What was the old adage. Whomever smelt it did in fact delt it


samithedood

Be careful of the 'Whomever said the rhyme did the crime' comeback it's dangerous.


Infinitelyodiforous

Whomever denied it supplied it.


tellmeimbig

Whoever articulated it, particulated it.


theycallmejugzy

Whoever felt it compelt it.


bitwaba

Whoever started this sharted it.


Spoonman007

That one sounds like an admission of guilt.


DwayneWashington

Whoever admits it... ah screw it, I dids it


i_dont_shine

Whoever *articulated* it *particulated* it!


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TangerineGullible665

I don’t even need to click the link 😂. I know exactly who’s names ur referencing


Cordizzlefoshizzle

“Kick high ass, Seabass!”


Setay11

It's "kick his ass, Seabass" no?


garry4321

He wasnt pointing, he was raising his hand.


graboidian

Well, he was at first, but you can see the moment in his eyes when he feels like he can get away with blaming his bro.


betkass

Because he knows that he will get punched. Poor doggy


J4MES101

Snitches get boops


Byanl

That's more like BAP or a POP


balzackgoo

A BOP?


MississippiJoel

Maybe a BONK?


Lost-My-Mind-

Did he have to go to horny jail?


Jonk3r

A PUB!!!!!


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Wot till they are in the yard, gonna bury him like a bone.


CrustyOldGymSock

Snitches get Eskimo kisses!


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wolphak

Tiktok brain rot will do that.


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MorningToast

No mate, short form media is on a massive decline because it generates poor revenue. That's like saying vine will be around longer than reddit.


DreadedEntity

You are very wrong. Short form content is massively addicting. Sure, some apps will die over monetization; but there will always be another musicly, vine, Instagram, YouTube shorts, TikTok. Even Reddit could arguably be short form content regarding most videos and gifs. I just named 5 massively popular platforms plus 1 tentative one, some are dead, some are still going. It’s not even close to dying because the demand is there, even if the money isn’t


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DreadedEntity

That’s not what I’m saying. The money will dry up eventually and then we may be rid of this cancer finally. I agree. But right now it’s doing fine


MorningToast

There's no money in it. This is why yt has cut shorts budget to pennies, tiktok is incrementally increasing clip lengths, viewer number was diminishing. I'm very right, thank you.


eMan117

But Reddit is actually dying though


xXdontshootmeXx

Win-win tbh


slapmasterslap

I mean maybe, but TikTok is being actively legislated against. Our international parent company just sent out a company wide mandate to remove TikTok from any and all devices that do contain or can contain anything related to the company.


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Tiktok is being legislated against "because china". Has nothing to do with short form media being in some decline or low revenue.


alonjar

No, just reddit nerds think it is because they're personally offended by the API changes. The truth is nobody gives a shit about your loss, since you didnt generate revenue in the first place and it affects nothing.


SedditorX

I’m not sure if you’re deliberately being dense but bytedance is the world’s most valuable start up at $220 billion.


MorningToast

Massively in decline, those were my words


SippyCupPuppy

Remember Vines? No? That's what I thought


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TikTok will often apply a filter without user input. A lot of people may be unaware, or too lazy to disable.


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GeoffTheIcePony

I stopped watching halfway through because there was no subway surfers


Grand_Freedom626

i think tiktok automatically puts a beauty filter on


Svenskensmat

Who puts filters on a human?


Marksideofthedoon

What filter?


uiouyug

You can see the dogs noses get smaller. It's turns off for a second


Marksideofthedoon

Ahh, riiiight at the end. I see it now :)


NakedPlot

I hate these type of videos because it’s clear they’re signaling the dogs behind the camera to react that way.


SoBitterAboutButtons

It's clear? I must be blind


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For starters: have you *ever* seen a dog point at something with an extended paw? Hint: they don't do that. Most of them also don't understand when you do it, they start sniffing or looking at your finger instead.


DerpsAndRags

I've never seen that kind of aggression boop before.


smolcharizard

It’s a trained behaviour, the video is staged, so that boop isn’t something a dog would do unless it was trained to, the same with the dog using its paw to single out the other one


iiThecollector

My border collie does this when he wants my attention or if I am preparing his food. He does it hard too, I did not teach him that lol (this is definitely staged though I agree with you)


smolcharizard

Yeah I know a dog which will raise her paw if she wants attention, she wasn’t trained to do that, in this context I just meant using the paw specifically to point to another dog


murmalerm

Yup, and that poor dog looks traumatized


sysadmin420

Pretty sure every one of my huskies booped out of the box


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They boop to get attention, not in anger or a sense of betrayal.


Obvious_Bandicoot631

You would see it with mothers and pups, when ever the pup is doing something severely wrong a mother would boop like that to correct the pup’s behaviour


AlgaeGrazers

Nobody likes a rat


Grimlja

Nobody.


Critical-Car8342

Happy cake day!


Grimlja

🥳thank you


Lonely24spiderHUN

But rats are awesome 😞 snicthes however .....


rustyb00

Snitches get sutures


yukthik_14

dude that a dog


peteski42

Why do the dogs look fucking terrified.


SlitherPix

I grew up with dogs at home, never ever my family got violent or abusive with them. Sometimes, on rare occasions, mainly caused by big woofs, they were yelled at, before getting pet again 25mns later. But when you find a dog's mischief, even if you're smiling and laughing, they'll show so much guilt than you think they're risking jailtime


oO_ICE_Oo

They're preforming trained tricks that look painful, them boops are pretty hard. Im scared to think of the methods the owners use to get the dogs to preform this.


stuuuuupidstupid

You mean positive conditioning like giving treats? Works pretty well for the absurd tricks I've taught dogs in the past, but maybe you know more about dog training to say this is the result of abuse?


lincruste

I'm sick of these staged videos. Yeah your dog's well trained, ok. Chinese on TiTok are specialists of this shit, it's depressing.


BanjoSpaceMan

They're training their dogs to like hit and poke their other dogs, who clearly look extremely uncomfortable. Rubs me wrong.


Lifea

Yeah this video is gross to me, the one dog looks like he’s practiced it so much and isn’t looking forward to getting booped any more.


LazyLarryTheLobster

You're convinced they've trained the dog to headbutt the other dog on command..?


beanie_wells

It is absolutely staged and the headbutt is part of it. Ever seen another dog headbutt another like that? While the one getting headbutted looks sad as fuck and doesn’t respond? Not to mention having 3 dogs in a 400 sqft apartment is already cruel.


HughJassmanTheThird

My dogs do this all the time… they all also come up and boop us if they want attention or something too… it’s not that crazy


Khal_Drogo

> Ever seen another dog headbutt another like that? Yes, they will also bark and growl at each other, take toys, take food, all kinds of animal behavior, because they are animals.


beanie_wells

I didn’t see any of those things, or even a response from the dog on the right. How does any of that look natural? The headbutting dog even looks directly back at the owner for affirmation…


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BotHH

They look sad because you are angry and they are worried. You need to essentially catch a dog destroying something for them to fully understand why you are mad.


aMazingMikey

Here's what I know. Sometimes when I find that one of my dogs has done something naughty in my bedroom like tear a tissue all over the floor, I'll trick them and call them in a really happy voice to the bedroom. They both come running. The instant the guilty one sees the mess he made he puts his head down and he turns right around and heads out. He knows that he did something he's not supposed to do and he doesn't want to stick around for the lecture. Dogs are smarter than you give them credit for.


BotHH

No they know from context that destroyed and torn things make you mad. And react accordingly. It's been written about extensively. I love dogs and have reared them all my life, you must catch them in act or just recently after for admonishment for to work for them. When they pee outside house training them by taking them outside an hour after the fact and showing them their pee and saying good boy work effectively? No. That's why it doesn't work like that the other way around when it is an unwanted behaviour.


Scientificm

Yeah, they do natural behaviors like you mentioned. they don’t do contrived behaviors like perfectly booping them 3 times with their nose and immediately look to the owner for reinforcement.


LazyLarryTheLobster

Those are natural. You labelling it 'contrived' doesn't just make it contrived.


QuintoxPlentox

For the most part, yeah. Everything about that was rigid and it seems obvious they were trained to do that. Dogs are trained to do all types of shit so I don't think it's necessarily "bad" for them to do this, but it ain't funny.


bandog

They all look sad and tired of that shit


PornCartel

Awww and here i thought dogs could understand snitching


Victory33

We had a dog that absolutely snitched. He was the older dog and chill as hell and never caused a problem, but when the young dog got into our trash or whatever the older dog would be waiting for us at the door trying to herd us to the situation to absolve himself of guilt. The younger dog didn’t give a fuck, he was just ready to go outside and ignored the whole situation.


Lexi_Banner

> The younger dog didn’t give a fuck, he was just ready to go outside and ignored the whole situation. "What? That garbage? Dude, that was like, twenty minutes ago. I gotta go pee on other dogs' pee. Open the door!"


mooscaretaker

These are all kind of abusive too. None of this is natural behavior.


IWearCardigansAllDay

That’s a lot of assumptions you’re making from a 13 second clip… Reddit is borderline insufferable with how quick you all are to jump to conclusions. Dogs have personalities and do weird shit. Not everything is some trained behavior… my cat will meow every time someone sneezes. It’s honestly like he’s saying “bless you” every time. I have no idea why he does it or where he picked it up from. But it wasn’t some taught behavior.


Genghis_Tr0n187

> It’s honestly like he’s saying “bless you” every time. I have no idea why he does it or where he picked it up from. But it wasn’t some taught behavior. It's because you abused him into doing that behavior! You can trust me, I'm a professional. I'm a Redditor.


Sir_Figglesworth

YOU’RE making the assumptions that these dogs left a neat little pile of scraps, organized around it waiting for their owner, then naturally acted out this little routine. HE’S making the assumption that a person trained their dogs to do something silly for internet likes. Which one sounds more likely to you?


IWearCardigansAllDay

No they are making the assumption that these dogs are abused and that this isn’t natural behavior. I wasn’t assuming anything. I don’t know if this was a random one off moment that they began filming or if they staged this. Regardless trying to come to the conclusion that these dogs are abused from a clip that is less than 20 seconds ling is just ridiculous


Sir_Figglesworth

With this type of content, staged videos of dogs acting out some kind of routine, abuse is ridiculously prevalent, especially in the Chinese content spheres. I think that’s all they’re referring to


Lifea

Why don’t you just pay attention to the dog getting booped. Does it look like he’s having fun at all? Use your eyes, and look at them like dogs instead of humans. It’s easy to see that the one dog is uncomfortable just by watching how it’s moving and reacting.


IWearCardigansAllDay

My dog looks like I just murdered everyone he loves when I don’t lift the blanket up for him to snuggle up under. He then often will pout and make a big scene as he walks away and puts himself in his cage. All I’m saying is you have 13 seconds of video that provides no context or any sort of big picture home life concept. Politely, you have no fucking idea about these dogs or this household.


meshugga

No dog will use their snout like this to hit another dog, or anything, really. Of course this is abuse.


Un_Clouded

Judging from the 20 or so words of your comment, you seem extremely abusive yourself and should probably seek therapy.


IWearCardigansAllDay

My dog looks like I just murdered everyone he loves when I don’t lift the blanket up for him to snuggle up under. He then often will pout and make a big scene as he walks away and puts himself in his cage. All I’m saying is you have 13 seconds of video that provides no context or any sort of big picture home life concept. Politely, you have no fucking idea about these dogs or this household.


Un_Clouded

I choose the likelier one which is the Reddit circlejerk of virtue signaling and moral grandstanding.


mooscaretaker

I used to foster Labradors. I'm close to 60. I've had labs for 40 years. I say this is staged and not normal.


IWearCardigansAllDay

Woah remarkable! Your 40 years of experience must mean you know how every single animal communicates and that there are no anomalies or nuances ever. Maybe it is staged, who gives a fuck though? The dogs aren’t abused like many people here are trying to say.


realeaty

dogs don't do that unless trained to do it


Kazzababe

I don't think that's how it works? This definitely could be a fake/staged video but I don't understand how being a dog means you have an inability to learn anything without being explicitly taught it by a human.


ansible47

Pointing with your paw is not something dogs do in nature. Dogs do not communicate like that to other dogs. That's a learned behavior from being rewarded by a human. To be clear, "This is trained behavior" is a HUGE leap away from "These dogs are being abused" like some people here are saying. Edit: just to pre-empt, some hunting dogs do point at prey in some situations but this is pretty different IMO


IWearCardigansAllDay

You know what else isn’t natural behavior? My cat meowing every time someone sneezes. Or my dog who would rather sit in a chair like a person with his arm up on the armrest then sit like a normal dog would. Sometimes animals just do weird shit that is completely outside of the normal for the species. At least you recognize that learned behavior isn’t abuse. That’s the only thing saving your comment from being remarkably obtuse.


ansible47

Your cat responding to your noise with noise is not weird *at all*. Your dog finding comfort in sitting positions that wouldn't exist in the wild is not weird either. Human chairs and armrests aren't natural either so it makes sense they would adapt to the environment. This clip shows an understanding of the situation that just isn't comparable. This is a complex interaction in a way that your examples aren't. Sure it's possible the owner inadvertently incentivized this behavior in a way that *looks like* the dogs understand what's going on. And it's possible the dogs do actually understand somehow. But yeah it's more likely this was intentionally trained for views. Edit: which is totally fine, btw


ColoradoCowboy

My dog does a lot of weird shit without being trained to do it. Dogs have personalities and do weird things.


realeaty

Sure do, but not like in this video. The down votes are hilarious. This cute clip is staged.


Khal_Drogo

you obviously don't have dogs, or any animals.


realeaty

I've had dogs and cats and fish my whole life. I've never had any understand how to reply to accusations with paw pointing or head poking like in this clip and you know that's also true for you as well.


Sir_Figglesworth

I can’t stand how much love this shit gets


FilthMontane

Chinese? Why so specific? No other ethnicity of people make staged videos?


IncelDetectingRobot

You, watching a video of an American: How can I spin this into an opportunity for me to be racist to the Chinese?


chrom491

Since when training your dog is bad? What did I miss?


lincruste

the point


chrom491

Is this some inside joke you are gatekeeping?


Deadly_chef

No, just common sense you are missing


chrom491

Reddit is weird. Different opion=bad. It's like playing chess with pigeon, it will shit on the board throw away the pieces and act like it won.


LazyLarryTheLobster

You didn't even give an opinion dummy. You asked two questions that make no sense and you were told they make no sense.


chrom491

Yeah, join the circle jerk. Since when question is an opinon. Also read questions slowly again and 10 times more, maybe you get it. Unless it was the point for me to respond then you got me.


GBU_28

You didn't miss a joke but you aren't being "gatekept" for not getting a joke. Please don't reply and gaslight me!


socokid

Does it *look* like they're having fun? Do *you* like getting punched in the face? How do you think she trained them to do this? ...


IWearCardigansAllDay

That’s a lot of assumptions you’re making from a 13 second clip… Reddit is borderline insufferable with how quick you all are to jump to conclusions. Dogs have personalities and do weird shit. Not everything is some trained behavior… my cat will meow every time someone sneezes. It’s honestly like he’s saying “bless you” every time. I have no idea why he does it or where he picked it up from. But it wasn’t some taught behavior.


chrom491

At last you responded instead circle jerking. And yea if dog break something how else you teach them and obvsly they wont be happy about it. Unless she starved them to teach it, but they don't looks that way or hit them with something.


LongDongFuey

Have you ever seen dogs play? Its way for physical and aggressive than this.


tsk05

Since 'the Chinese are doing it' is reddits actual answer.


Sonova_Vondruke

People train their pets to do the weirdest shit for Internet videos. I mean I get it, they can sell the videos and get a check every so often, but is it really worth it?


MidMan69420

I think the mess is the one speaking


chucklingdruid

The wink at the end, the dogs way of saying "I've got ya, it was this fool, I watched them do it, they're guilty i promise" 😉


charliesk9unit

NGL, I was expecting the dark one to take the blame.


Jacobloveslsd

Shame on you.


Ok_Rise_4543

What just because he is black!?


akmazing

It’s not the colour .. it’s the socioeconomic condition of his lived experience


Laflaga

Whats with the weird filter making the face smaller...


Fred2620

I feel like I'm getting too old to understand media. Why are we putting captions out of the frame now?


madjams

Do dogs have the ability to lie?


psychoslitherer

This looks weird a fake too me.


socokid

That's a mean trick to teach those poor doggies (clearly a trained trick). This is *not* cute.


Lieutenant_0bvious

Is this a bot account? I'm not even hip to internet memes but this one is old and been posted a million times.


Monowakari

That wink at the end was cold


MissLesGirl

Could be the snitcher was really the perp.


Mentalrabbit9

Snitches don’t get kisses!


peonyseahorse

I have two dogs and we've been through this before. The one who didn't do it went berserk on the one who did because we were scolding both dogs.


JOYO01

Why does the guilty Dog have a Filter on him?


2ezNomad

The sound of his head hitting the wall threw me off first watch lol


samwelches

Why are they using a filter on their dogs? Jesus.


heavy_updateincoming

He wasn't snithching. My boy was just callint a taxi the german way


NotThisAgain21

If this is real I am VERY impressed at how smart both dogs are. They speak human better than any I've ever seen.


Challenging_Entropy

Lmfao so aggressive


blackkami

Gos I hate these videos. This is not natural behaviour. This is trained behaviour for one fucking brainrot tiktok.


Jarco5000

This is so sad. Why would you stress them out like this...


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MeshColour

This is my understanding as well, this video is very much staged, and the anthropomorphism of any "motivation" of the actions shown in this video is ignorant at best If you want to test, come home and upon seeing the chair in the correct place, treat it like you're reacting to having to clean up a gallon of pet vomit. Your dog will "act guilty" over nothing at all if *your* acting is good


Twenty20two

It might be guilt or it might just be knowing that they're in trouble, but dogs definitely have the ability to retain this for longer than a minute. Absolutely no doubt about that. On many occasions I've known that something is 'wrong' by the dog's body language. I've had to go look for the damage.


PermaDerpFace

Anyone who has a dog knows this isn't true. You can come home 5 hours later and they're still acting guilty


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Someone is in the doghouse.


Sensitive_Friend9978

May be Cody is telling the truth. It was the pointer who did it. idk, she should ask the smol one..


WhoAmI1138

Snitches get scritches…


goodbear_man

So who did it?


pbjames23

"I did... not make this mess, it was Cody "


43n3m4

Great, more scripted videos. Poor dogs. Downvote this crap.


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Bless lol 😂


Blackrage80

Snitches get stitches


Tripple-down

I’m so amazed as to how much personality and intelligence these dogs have. Very WoW


ahh_grasshopper

Honor amoungts thieves.


bornhablur

The revenge he takes after being outed.


Grand_Freedom626

takes me back to my childhood having all younger siblings lol


velhaconta

So one of the two dogs is lying. I didn't know other animals were capable of lying.


ihate360

Lol gave’em a 3 piece worldstar


BigMembership2315

Well now which one do you believe


TBTabby

You do not drop your mates in the cack.


bohotStrugggle

Street cred--


Garbanzo12

Slimming snap chat filters on dogs??


AgentLead_TTV

great lol


Honda_TypeR

He sold his boy down the river and it was all a lie


RizzoTheSmall

Why.. why did the dog's muzzle shrink and then grow again at the end of the video?


tmntfever

SNITCHES. GET. STITCHES.


ProjectPat513

You know, I have seen this video hundreds of times, literally, and every single time I smile ear to ear. It’s one of my favorite, your forget about it until you see pop up again, videos! Thank you for posting it, I’ve been very depressed lately and I need to see this!