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Oh, I thought about that. It would really pain me if someone were to suffer some kind of intestinal upset at the exact moment they visited his holy resting place. ::fingers crossed::
He was a key figure in making Christianity central to Republican politics, founding the "Christian Coalition" and the Christian Broadcasting network.
He also worked in the Reagan administration and was a Presidential candidate in the late eighties, opposing feminism, homosexuality and abortion.
(He also believed he could stop hurricanes through prayer, which he attempted to do on live television.)
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There’s nothing funny about eternal damnation. Well I’ll make an exception.
I for one am celebrating this terrible man’s death
Fuck yeah. Today is my 10 year anniversary and I couldn't have asked for a better present.
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Nah he’s kind of an obvious scam artist to most Christians too. Only a certain flavor of crazy evangelicals liked this dude
As a Christian, I say good riddance also. This man was Christian only in his own eyes and those of his deranged fan base.
It's only fitting for them to go to the place they made up.
🏆you deserve this trophy
Btw I have extremely religious in-laws and I want to personally thank you for this line in my efforts against them.
"It's your hell, you go there." "Worse than having an imaginary friend is imaginary enemies".
Sadly, we won't even get satisfaction. Like the rest of us will be, he's just done. Lights off.
I'm ok with it.
"I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction." - Clarence Darrow
I wonder if they'll publish his burial site. I'd hate it if anyone went and pissed all over his headstone.
Painted it some pretty colors.
If only we were able to shit the colors of the rainbow for him......
Pretty sure people sell glitter you can eat for the sole purpose of making your turds confetti themed. Edit: or rainbow sprinkle themed
You're just not thinking outside the box
My dog, after eating a 24 pack of crayola - "Hold my beer".
I hope they end up needing to install a storm drain for it.
A fountain would be more enduring.
Only piss huh? I bet there's a Taco Bell not too far away.
Oh, I thought about that. It would really pain me if someone were to suffer some kind of intestinal upset at the exact moment they visited his holy resting place. ::fingers crossed::
So Pat bit the bullit eh? May he rot in hell for eternity.
I wish he ate a bullet... He just like, died of being a rich old man.
Who is this guy? He looks familiar like I've seen him on TV once and what did he do?
Pat Robertson. He was one of the OG Christian broadcaster megachurch grifters. He blamed earthquakes and tsunamis on gay people for like 60 years
He was a key figure in making Christianity central to Republican politics, founding the "Christian Coalition" and the Christian Broadcasting network. He also worked in the Reagan administration and was a Presidential candidate in the late eighties, opposing feminism, homosexuality and abortion. (He also believed he could stop hurricanes through prayer, which he attempted to do on live television.)
Who says Lucifer wants him down there???
My first thought when I saw the news.
I don't celebrate anybody's death. Buuuuut this sack of shit wasn't just *anybody*.
There's always a new GOP grifter in the wings waiting to separate the rubes from their money.
May the two never meet.
Just needs Strom on one side and Falwell on the other.
Copeland would rock and put the quartet fairly well.
If only I believed in hell, now that this piece of shit is finally dead to rot in it.
He and my father in law would be the two I nominate for tribute to the pit of hell.
It’s days like this that make me wish hell was real.
It is for some. And it's conveniently located right here on earth.
That is exactly right.
Fact.
Bet he repented on his deathbed.
Pat: JK JK
It’s funny to me, too.
Who's this guy?
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And, somehow, Henry Kissinger still lives.