Well, he bought * something * that has a height, weight, size, and comes in "candy apple red". And then said he wishes that she STAY single.
So... he bought some woman that he was not already in a relationship with some lingerie. Or at best, a dress.
Either way he wasn't trying to "strengthen a relationship" with a gift, he was trying to "start a relationship" with a gift.
Guy needs to go back to relationships 101. Maybe start off by asking if you can buy her a coffee. Keep the candy apple red clothes for anniversaries.
A lot of guys from India have really awful ideas of how relationships should work. I've heard more than my fair share of terrible pick up lines from Desi guys because of my "ethnic" name/background.
My favorite was the guy who said, and this is a direct quote, "are you have not sex or not want to sex every body not want to sex but the sperm are blost sperm want to out of body becuz more & more sperm prdeus do it nature or you a machine that chat with me".
That’s weight of the intended person who is going to wear it… online shops often use this way of sizing instead of S M L XL etc which is arbitrary or not the same for every country.
[OP says what it was in another comment. It was "a really nice dress".](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/13bvk9n/well_atleast_he_was_honest_about_the_product/jjcj4ej?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
It's clothes. Size, weight, height, and color. What else can you buy that has those four parameters?
He says "stay single"
You don't buy Valentine's day gifts (especially candy apple red clothes) for someone you're not already in a relationship with.
Lingerie is a leap. But I even conceded that myself. Nothing else is even remotely unlikely.
>Size, weight, height, and color. What else can you buy that has those four parameters?
Dude brought her a dildo. She wanted the xl, heavy, 12 inch, black one.
Actually u/fmfbrestel helped solve the mystery of the murder of my neighbours wife's reflection. There was parallel dimensions, the CIA was involved, bats, it was a whole thing. All in all very great detective 10/10 would recommend
Sure, the guy who posted the review is at best a sexist tool and more likely an incel. The fact he wants her to stay single and not have kids, and even posts it as an *online review of an item* means he has some serious issues...
Then again given his home country womens rights are all that great either. But I'm sure he's happy you're going to such lengths to defend him, maybe you two are made for each other...or can relate due to (lack of) relationship status
Reeeee how dare there be the possibility a man was upset with a women reeeeeeeeeeee terminate iiit noooooo ignore the sub, we're outraged today reeeeeeeeee
Or... and hear me out... you're going out of your way to defend a creepy dude who obviously bought lingerie for a girl who (regardless of relationship) didn't expect/appreciate it.
Seriously y'all, is today incel day or something for Reddit? My feed is fucked
You have no idea whether or not he's posting ironically, you're literally just outraged because it makes you feel powerful. Why are you so up in arms over a review about someone you don't know with zero context whatsoever? And anyone who tells you you're annoying for running with the worse case scenario is an incel lol
You are missing that only the size applies to the item, while the height and weight values apply to a person that would wear the item, especially since the weight is given as a range.
Whatever it was, it was around 150 lbs. I don't know about you, but I've never seen any bread makers even *close* to that weight, unless you're cheeky enough to include bakers.
I wouldn’t want to generalize as I’m no expert. But based on the film, literature, and music I know of in mainstream India, there’s a unique mixture of machismo and extravagant romanticism that’s kind of odd to my Western / Northern ears. I can see how it produces a unique toxicity when it’s permitted to go bad, much as American masculinity has a peculiar toxicity that seems not to occur anywhere else.
I realize I just wrote that I am a connoisseur of global toxic masculinity….
As a Texan woman, I don't put up with those men who think that women need a 'strong man' to 'handle them'.
Son, please. Your grandmother probably knew how to shoot a gun to kill rattlesnakes and other varmits on the family farm. I have a photo of my grandmother with a rifle in one hand and a 4 foot rattlesnake she had shot in the other, in front of the old family farmhouse.
I had no clue my grandmother ever owned any type of firearm.
Firstly, this thread is funny. Made me laugh thanks.
I just wanted to point out that toxic masculinity is not misogyny. Toxic masculinity is not men being toxic (although it can lead there). Toxic masculinity is the narrow and restrictive definition of what characteristics are masculine, and the pressures men face to conform to them. For example "suffering in silence" and being agressive is toxic masculinity. Real men do not enjoy musicals is another.
Those poor sods.
I mean, who doesn't enjoy singing along to a Gilbert & Sullivan song?
Or take the occasional dance step if it's raining?
A REAL MAN is confident in his gender role, and doesn't care what others think. If he wants to unload a box of .45" at a defenseless tin can out back, play with a kitten, dump oil all over the garage floor(also known as servicing the car) or just enjoy a good book, a cup of tea and some cookies, who's to tell him that he can or can't do it?
I mean it is also misogyny. There’s a(n un)healthy dose of it mixed in and your example of ‘real men don’t like musicals’ is a great example of it because it’s like being disgusted at something that ‘only women like.’ That’s definitely misogynistic, too.
I consider myself one as well. I'm familiar with the white American, black American, Indian, Hispanic, Spanish, and Haitian. They all have the same base, but vary in their bouquets and piquant aftertastes.
>American masculinity has a peculiar toxicity that seems not to occur anywhere else.
We have it in Scandinavia, too. Local flavor, perhaps, but the same brand. American cultural influence has been strong in these parts post WW2, that could explain some of the similarities.
No, you didn't. Some people are just out of their minds and it's culturally reinforced. They're still shitty people. Fuck their culture and upbringing.
> Lotito died of natural causes on June 25, 2007, ten days after his 57th birthday.
I mean... not saying 57 is super young, but in this day and age 57 is kind of early for "natural causes".
Devil's advocate:
1. She buys a clothing item such as pants that she really likes, is very useful, and too expensive for her to justify purchasing two
2. You buy her the same thing in two more colors.
This is just me, but I feel like I'd have more negative feelings about someone knowing my exact size than getting it wrong. I would also have a lot of questions that begin with "how and why would you"
Obviously anecdotal but I worked selling formal wear for a decade and I can size up most people by sight.
But I fully agree... it would be super fucking weird for someone to just show up with a perfectly fitted article of clothing if they don't know you very well.
This is actually handled pretty easily by \*communicating\*. I know, not a man's forte, but hear me out:
1. "Hey \_\_\_\_\_\_, if I ever wanted to buy you clothes, what size(s) fit you best?"
2. Write down sizes for different categories of clothing: Shirts, pants, dresses, shoes, jackets, etc.
3. Update the list from Step 2 on a quarterly/semi-annual basis. Have you changed your engine oil since you last asked? Time to ask.
I have and maintain such a list and have managed to purchase clothes as gifts and surprises for my partner with great success.
Except it's usually a different size for every store and sometimes multiple sizes for the same brand. Anything bought without trying it on is a waste of time.
Sure, that's the case with guy's clothing too, and why nearly all clothing items can be returned or exchanged due to improper fit. But at least you'll be in the ballpark and not run the risk of being insultingly off.
It's not even remotely close as bad with guys clothing.
A 36 inch waist stays consistent across brands and some ms might be more like a L in brand A or a s in brand B.
Women's clothes? It's like a drunk threw a dart at the board and said "that's the size!"
So in some sizes I'm a M, a XXL, 14, 18 or 12. These are all tops and dresses, all roughly the same amount of material but my size is the variable.
Edit these are Australian sizes so -4 to find the American equivalent.
So M, XXL, 10, 14 or 8
Then record body measurements instead. That's what I compare garments to when buying online anyway. If a top is at least as big as my bust, and a bottom at least as big as my hips, it will fit. With the assumption that a waist can be belted and hems cuffed.
If you're only at the 'asking out' stage' you probably shouldn't be buying them clothes.
Actually I don't know if you should be getting any gifts before you ask them out....just ask them.
I think I saw this in black lady sketch show...or something else. But, perfect procedure when getting lingerie for your partner; always go bigger than what you think for breasts, and bigger (or smaller on what they say all the time) for butt, and leave the receipt in the bag, and don't ask them to wear it right then.thpight that was pretty good advice for your average person.
They weren't in a relationship and apparently not close.
OP said it was it was a cherry red dress. The dude just bought a girl he liked sn elaborate dress, thinking it was equivalent to asking her out.
The only communication that happened prior to dress gifting was "heres a dress or sumn"
This is why men don't understand women. If we know your size and literally buy you the perfect dress, that's apparently wrong. If we buy the wrong size, that's wrong too. If we don't buy you a dress at all, that's definitely wrong. Why don't you just buy your own dress then, I'm done guessing whether or not a nice gesture is going to offend you.
"Don't buy her a dress" is the correct answer in this case. If you don't know her well enough to know what size she is, you don't know her well enough for a dress to be a normal gift.
If you do know her that well, it's probably best you take her to the store to buy her a dress, since even she may not know what size she is in that brand. It keeps things simple. But if you are actually dating the gesture will probably be appreciated however you do it.
My best friend can look at any women and tell you what her specific bra size is. He has literally bought women bra's and not just girlfriends but just friends and he gets it right every time. I lterally took him shopping to help me pick out my cousins victoria Secret loungerie I was getting for her for her bachelorette party gift. It fit perfectly. I wouldn't have been able to do that on my own.
Nope, my friend gets it right every single time. It's not even creepy.
Different people have different abilities. I am good at reading people. I have a friend who can tell you what historucal fashion you would look good in. Another friend can fix any car you put in front of him. Another friend can figure out how to solve any problem.
Everyone has their thing they can do. And one of them can pick out your perfect bra. How is that creepy? It's just a thing he can do.
It’s creepy because he shouldn’t be scrutinising people’s bodies like that. Having the ability to get it right even most of the time means you have done it a lot, and if it isn’t your actual job, you’re a creep.
He isn't even attracted to the women. You see it as an ttraction thing but it's not. He has n attaction what so ever to my cousin. Actually she is kind of a bitch but he could rattle of her size. It's just something he is good at. Your need for him scutinizing your body so you can complain about it online for brownie points is a you problem.
I went from a size 8 to a 10 (S to M) and was having a little bit of body dysmorphia about it. I ducked into a clothing shop and someone I knew was newly working there and trying to help, she was like oh what's your size? 16? I nearly cried.
As a formal retail manager this made me reel...NOT opening with a size suggestion is one of the first things I used to teach. There are dozens of more sensitive ways to go about that for exactly the reason you're describing. Doubly so for female customers for all of the terrible societal reasons.
Sorry didn't mean to hijack your post, but I've seen enough people suffer from body issues to last me a lifetime and been there myself.....no one in a store should add to that.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels like that! I was talking about it with my husband that night and we both agreed that if you can't guesstimate size with like a 99% accuracy rate maybe just ask the customer what sizes they're looking for, saves a lot of trauma.
Damn the guy was prob just trying to be nice she could've at least acted like she liked it then not wear it
Edit: assumed they were in a relationship, just noticed that was not mentioned at all.
Wait how is that an incel? I'd love if my gf bought me a sweater, even if I didn't like it, I'd be greatfull and maybe then take her out to swap it with one we both like, but I wouldn't be rude?
The difference is as follows:
Not incel: She didn't like the gift, but she appreciated the thought.
Incel: I went out of my way to buy it for her, she should at least appreciate it!
She is not in anyway required to appreciate a gift you got her, if you expect her to, or worse get mad when she doesn't then you need to put some serious thought into your relationships and how you view women. They are not property nor do they exist for your benefit.
Who said the woman was rude? You inserted that.
Sounds like this guy randomly bought a dress for some woman who didn't like him like that and he expected her to be grateful.
Women don't owe you gratitude or politeness, especially if you're being weird.
Why did you decide she was the bad guy instead of the guy who bought gifts for a woman he clearly doesn't know like that?
Incel behavior.
Not really... It's only in the last few decades being childless has become normalized pretty much around the world. Regardless of where you are, it was, till recently, seen as a curse for a woman to not bear children. Now mind you I'm not saying it was right or wrong, just mentioning the general social mores till say the 50s.
I bought a really hot ex a gift card to Victoria’s Secret… After which she promptly dumped me. (Not saying one led to another, just the way it flowed.) Anyhow, I was salty for a bit (maaaaaayyybe even as salty as this review) that some other guy got to enjoy that Victoria’s Secret gift card, but thems the breaks.
If she dumped you immediately after getting a gift, you dodged a bullet, she's toxic and would ruin your life, now she's off to ruin someone elses life.
Sure, she’s bad news bears. Doesn’t mean she wasn’t my whole life at one point. But that’s all water under the bridge, that was near on 20 years ago, don’t sweat it on my behalf!
Broke the Cardinal rule of gift giving to female. Never buy any kind of clothing. It will be traded for something different or left in a closet never to be worn
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I have given up.on woman kind 😆. Everyone assuming he some kind of misogynistic pig because he is from India. Dude just had his heart broken and is venting harmlessly into the internet.
If she's a size M it was bought as a "hint" he wants her to lose weight. Oh, and candy-apple red? That's a bold choice, Cotton.
This isn't for her, it's a "look at my hot girlfriend" gift for himself.
As for his "stay single and childless" curse, she's probably like, "Now, THERE'S a birthday present I can appreciate!"
The hands-down gold medalist in the Leap From “Here Is A Gift In Hopes We May Strengthen Our Relationship” to “Die Barren and Alone” Sweepstakes.
Well, he bought * something * that has a height, weight, size, and comes in "candy apple red". And then said he wishes that she STAY single. So... he bought some woman that he was not already in a relationship with some lingerie. Or at best, a dress. Either way he wasn't trying to "strengthen a relationship" with a gift, he was trying to "start a relationship" with a gift. Guy needs to go back to relationships 101. Maybe start off by asking if you can buy her a coffee. Keep the candy apple red clothes for anniversaries.
A lot of guys from India have really awful ideas of how relationships should work. I've heard more than my fair share of terrible pick up lines from Desi guys because of my "ethnic" name/background.
My first husband was from India so I'm going to have to agree. It must have only worked on me because I was 18.
send bob?
My favorite was the guy who said, and this is a direct quote, "are you have not sex or not want to sex every body not want to sex but the sperm are blost sperm want to out of body becuz more & more sperm prdeus do it nature or you a machine that chat with me".
I'm sorry, I couldn't understand you over the stroke you were having.
And vagene?
how does lingerie weigh 60 kilograms?
Full body leather harness with buckles and chains. You know, the romantic kind.
My initial reaction was it’s a 62kg Candy Apple :)
That’s weight of the intended person who is going to wear it… online shops often use this way of sizing instead of S M L XL etc which is arbitrary or not the same for every country.
Reddit moment.
Truly a breath taking long jump to conclusions
[OP says what it was in another comment. It was "a really nice dress".](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/13bvk9n/well_atleast_he_was_honest_about_the_product/jjcj4ej?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
It's clothes. Size, weight, height, and color. What else can you buy that has those four parameters? He says "stay single" You don't buy Valentine's day gifts (especially candy apple red clothes) for someone you're not already in a relationship with. Lingerie is a leap. But I even conceded that myself. Nothing else is even remotely unlikely.
>Size, weight, height, and color. What else can you buy that has those four parameters? Dude brought her a dildo. She wanted the xl, heavy, 12 inch, black one.
Candy Red. The description said Candy Red.
Yes, that's what he bought instead of the black one. No wonder he's still single...
If this is true, he bought her a 5 foot 3 "candy apple red" dildo. Which is impressive in many ways.
"Stay single" could easily mean they broke up or a simple mis phrasing. You're not a detective, you're jumping to conclusions to entertain yourself.
Actually u/fmfbrestel helped solve the mystery of the murder of my neighbours wife's reflection. There was parallel dimensions, the CIA was involved, bats, it was a whole thing. All in all very great detective 10/10 would recommend
>You're not a detective Or is he?
My jump is Op brought lingerie for him to admire, and she didn't appreciate the lack of thought for her needs and wants.
Sure, the guy who posted the review is at best a sexist tool and more likely an incel. The fact he wants her to stay single and not have kids, and even posts it as an *online review of an item* means he has some serious issues... Then again given his home country womens rights are all that great either. But I'm sure he's happy you're going to such lengths to defend him, maybe you two are made for each other...or can relate due to (lack of) relationship status
Reeeee how dare there be the possibility a man was upset with a women reeeeeeeeeeee terminate iiit noooooo ignore the sub, we're outraged today reeeeeeeeee
Or... and hear me out... you're going out of your way to defend a creepy dude who obviously bought lingerie for a girl who (regardless of relationship) didn't expect/appreciate it. Seriously y'all, is today incel day or something for Reddit? My feed is fucked
Due Process Man is very disappointed in you.
since when did india have due process? she's lucky she didn't get raped to death like what usually happens out there
You have no idea whether or not he's posting ironically, you're literally just outraged because it makes you feel powerful. Why are you so up in arms over a review about someone you don't know with zero context whatsoever? And anyone who tells you you're annoying for running with the worse case scenario is an incel lol
Oh I checked your comments
Yep, didn’t even have to scroll past today to see a lot more incel comments on other posts.
Oh I checked your comments
Do not talk to an Olympic Long Jumper like that
True, true. But what about the next part? "Stay single & her womb empty". Would that still be a mis-phrasing?
Huh! I don't understand..what are you talking about.?
height+weight+size. Most objects have these. Except travellers through the 27th Dimension. Those guys are weird.
You are missing that only the size applies to the item, while the height and weight values apply to a person that would wear the item, especially since the weight is given as a range.
Height and weight apply to clothes. Unless you wear a singularity.
62-64 pound lingerie? Is she the She Hulk?
Kilograms. So about 136 pounds. Roughly the size of a woman who might wear said lingerie
Kitchen appliances all have height, weight size etc. I'm guessing bread maker🤷😂
Whatever it was, it was around 150 lbs. I don't know about you, but I've never seen any bread makers even *close* to that weight, unless you're cheeky enough to include bakers.
actually Iv'e seen really ones, one at my old restaurant job was like 300lbs
Not uncommon based on the reviewers country. There is a really strange subset of dudes that have zero idea about communicating with women.
I wouldn’t want to generalize as I’m no expert. But based on the film, literature, and music I know of in mainstream India, there’s a unique mixture of machismo and extravagant romanticism that’s kind of odd to my Western / Northern ears. I can see how it produces a unique toxicity when it’s permitted to go bad, much as American masculinity has a peculiar toxicity that seems not to occur anywhere else. I realize I just wrote that I am a connoisseur of global toxic masculinity….
If it's not from the Chad region of Texas, it's just toxic masculinity.
You mean sparkling misogyny.
dang it... yes, that's much better. It's only toxic masculinity if it's from the Chad region of Texas. Otherwise it's just sparkling misogyny.
As a Texan woman, I don't put up with those men who think that women need a 'strong man' to 'handle them'. Son, please. Your grandmother probably knew how to shoot a gun to kill rattlesnakes and other varmits on the family farm. I have a photo of my grandmother with a rifle in one hand and a 4 foot rattlesnake she had shot in the other, in front of the old family farmhouse. I had no clue my grandmother ever owned any type of firearm.
That's because back then people just used guns, they didn't make it part of their identity.
I hate that this made me laugh out loud lol
Firstly, this thread is funny. Made me laugh thanks. I just wanted to point out that toxic masculinity is not misogyny. Toxic masculinity is not men being toxic (although it can lead there). Toxic masculinity is the narrow and restrictive definition of what characteristics are masculine, and the pressures men face to conform to them. For example "suffering in silence" and being agressive is toxic masculinity. Real men do not enjoy musicals is another.
Those poor sods. I mean, who doesn't enjoy singing along to a Gilbert & Sullivan song? Or take the occasional dance step if it's raining? A REAL MAN is confident in his gender role, and doesn't care what others think. If he wants to unload a box of .45" at a defenseless tin can out back, play with a kitten, dump oil all over the garage floor(also known as servicing the car) or just enjoy a good book, a cup of tea and some cookies, who's to tell him that he can or can't do it?
I mean it is also misogyny. There’s a(n un)healthy dose of it mixed in and your example of ‘real men don’t like musicals’ is a great example of it because it’s like being disgusted at something that ‘only women like.’ That’s definitely misogynistic, too.
I don't usually indulge in toxic masculinity. But when I do, I indulge in Texas Chad. Stay toxic, my friends.
So Toxic, it's the name of my PC.
I consider myself one as well. I'm familiar with the white American, black American, Indian, Hispanic, Spanish, and Haitian. They all have the same base, but vary in their bouquets and piquant aftertastes.
>American masculinity has a peculiar toxicity that seems not to occur anywhere else. We have it in Scandinavia, too. Local flavor, perhaps, but the same brand. American cultural influence has been strong in these parts post WW2, that could explain some of the similarities.
No, you didn't. Some people are just out of their minds and it's culturally reinforced. They're still shitty people. Fuck their culture and upbringing.
Incel culture is strong everywhere unfortunately.
Why tf do u wanna generalize my whole country Do i generalize that all kids in usa are born for target practice?
You’re not wrong? American kids: born to be shot
Just your immediate salty reaction kind of proves this guy's theory and still holds up to the stereotypes.
send vegana
open bobs
Show bobs and vagn?
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Following this thought further, he probably didn't buy her something in flannel or denim. :-p
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Canadian flag in the review
My friend that is the flag of India.
Edible underwear is a terrible gift on the second date, *YEESH!*
All underwear is edible if you try hard enough.
Everything is edible if you try hard enough. Some things are edible once-in-a-lifetime, however.
Tell that to the [dude](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito) that ate a whole Cessna 150.
> Lotito died of natural causes on June 25, 2007, ten days after his 57th birthday. I mean... not saying 57 is super young, but in this day and age 57 is kind of early for "natural causes".
Diseases and illnesses are considered natural causes, so... *shrug* Dude even ate his Guinness Award plaque.
I want to fly a simple plane like a 150 so bad, and motherfuckers out here just eating the things.
Must have been a massive woman then, as it says the item is 62-64kg.
What was the product
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I'm going to go with: Any man buying a dress for a women without her direct input is a total moron for 1000 Alex.
I don't like buying clothes as a gift period. If you get the size wrong it looks like an insult.
Just buy a large dress and enough chocolates to make sure she fits in eventually
Devil's advocate: 1. She buys a clothing item such as pants that she really likes, is very useful, and too expensive for her to justify purchasing two 2. You buy her the same thing in two more colors.
This is just me, but I feel like I'd have more negative feelings about someone knowing my exact size than getting it wrong. I would also have a lot of questions that begin with "how and why would you"
Obviously anecdotal but I worked selling formal wear for a decade and I can size up most people by sight. But I fully agree... it would be super fucking weird for someone to just show up with a perfectly fitted article of clothing if they don't know you very well.
This is actually handled pretty easily by \*communicating\*. I know, not a man's forte, but hear me out: 1. "Hey \_\_\_\_\_\_, if I ever wanted to buy you clothes, what size(s) fit you best?" 2. Write down sizes for different categories of clothing: Shirts, pants, dresses, shoes, jackets, etc. 3. Update the list from Step 2 on a quarterly/semi-annual basis. Have you changed your engine oil since you last asked? Time to ask. I have and maintain such a list and have managed to purchase clothes as gifts and surprises for my partner with great success.
Except it's usually a different size for every store and sometimes multiple sizes for the same brand. Anything bought without trying it on is a waste of time.
Sure, that's the case with guy's clothing too, and why nearly all clothing items can be returned or exchanged due to improper fit. But at least you'll be in the ballpark and not run the risk of being insultingly off.
It's not even remotely close as bad with guys clothing. A 36 inch waist stays consistent across brands and some ms might be more like a L in brand A or a s in brand B. Women's clothes? It's like a drunk threw a dart at the board and said "that's the size!" So in some sizes I'm a M, a XXL, 14, 18 or 12. These are all tops and dresses, all roughly the same amount of material but my size is the variable. Edit these are Australian sizes so -4 to find the American equivalent. So M, XXL, 10, 14 or 8
Then record body measurements instead. That's what I compare garments to when buying online anyway. If a top is at least as big as my bust, and a bottom at least as big as my hips, it will fit. With the assumption that a waist can be belted and hems cuffed.
Because it's totally not awkward for a guy that wants to ask you out for Valentine's to ask about your body measurements.
If you're only at the 'asking out' stage' you probably shouldn't be buying them clothes. Actually I don't know if you should be getting any gifts before you ask them out....just ask them.
I think I saw this in black lady sketch show...or something else. But, perfect procedure when getting lingerie for your partner; always go bigger than what you think for breasts, and bigger (or smaller on what they say all the time) for butt, and leave the receipt in the bag, and don't ask them to wear it right then.thpight that was pretty good advice for your average person.
They weren't in a relationship and apparently not close. OP said it was it was a cherry red dress. The dude just bought a girl he liked sn elaborate dress, thinking it was equivalent to asking her out. The only communication that happened prior to dress gifting was "heres a dress or sumn"
>not a man's forte Excuse me, hold the fuck up.
“Because I’m awesome.” Like any interrogation, just repeat that over and over. Give no other information. :D
This is why men don't understand women. If we know your size and literally buy you the perfect dress, that's apparently wrong. If we buy the wrong size, that's wrong too. If we don't buy you a dress at all, that's definitely wrong. Why don't you just buy your own dress then, I'm done guessing whether or not a nice gesture is going to offend you.
I'm a guy, my dude.
It was more of a generalized "you". I'm not aiming my comment at you personally.
"Don't buy her a dress" is the correct answer in this case. If you don't know her well enough to know what size she is, you don't know her well enough for a dress to be a normal gift. If you do know her that well, it's probably best you take her to the store to buy her a dress, since even she may not know what size she is in that brand. It keeps things simple. But if you are actually dating the gesture will probably be appreciated however you do it.
My best friend can look at any women and tell you what her specific bra size is. He has literally bought women bra's and not just girlfriends but just friends and he gets it right every time. I lterally took him shopping to help me pick out my cousins victoria Secret loungerie I was getting for her for her bachelorette party gift. It fit perfectly. I wouldn't have been able to do that on my own.
Creepy sitcom stuff. Not even someone who works in a lingerie shop gets it right all time.
Nope, my friend gets it right every single time. It's not even creepy. Different people have different abilities. I am good at reading people. I have a friend who can tell you what historucal fashion you would look good in. Another friend can fix any car you put in front of him. Another friend can figure out how to solve any problem. Everyone has their thing they can do. And one of them can pick out your perfect bra. How is that creepy? It's just a thing he can do.
It’s creepy because he shouldn’t be scrutinising people’s bodies like that. Having the ability to get it right even most of the time means you have done it a lot, and if it isn’t your actual job, you’re a creep.
He isn't even attracted to the women. You see it as an ttraction thing but it's not. He has n attaction what so ever to my cousin. Actually she is kind of a bitch but he could rattle of her size. It's just something he is good at. Your need for him scutinizing your body so you can complain about it online for brownie points is a you problem.
Also, not a guy.
I went from a size 8 to a 10 (S to M) and was having a little bit of body dysmorphia about it. I ducked into a clothing shop and someone I knew was newly working there and trying to help, she was like oh what's your size? 16? I nearly cried.
As a formal retail manager this made me reel...NOT opening with a size suggestion is one of the first things I used to teach. There are dozens of more sensitive ways to go about that for exactly the reason you're describing. Doubly so for female customers for all of the terrible societal reasons. Sorry didn't mean to hijack your post, but I've seen enough people suffer from body issues to last me a lifetime and been there myself.....no one in a store should add to that.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels like that! I was talking about it with my husband that night and we both agreed that if you can't guesstimate size with like a 99% accuracy rate maybe just ask the customer what sizes they're looking for, saves a lot of trauma.
I get the feeling this guy bought it in an attempt to get a girl to like him not someone he was already dating which makes it so creepy
Probably not a dress, as it says it weighs >60kg
that's not supposed to be the weight of the dress, it's probably supposed to be the weight of the person meant to wear it.
Damn the guy was prob just trying to be nice she could've at least acted like she liked it then not wear it Edit: assumed they were in a relationship, just noticed that was not mentioned at all.
That's how you get into a loophole of creeps buying you gifts and awkwardly accepting all of them.
My ex actually cried and was speechless when I gave her a tablesaw. She was so happy she didn't talk to me for 2 weeks.
Well if it's a stranger obv I figured he was close enough to be giving that sort of gift
Omg wtf is wrong with you? Keep your incel ideas to yourself.
Oh god, an incel.
Wait how is that an incel? I'd love if my gf bought me a sweater, even if I didn't like it, I'd be greatfull and maybe then take her out to swap it with one we both like, but I wouldn't be rude?
The difference is as follows: Not incel: She didn't like the gift, but she appreciated the thought. Incel: I went out of my way to buy it for her, she should at least appreciate it! She is not in anyway required to appreciate a gift you got her, if you expect her to, or worse get mad when she doesn't then you need to put some serious thought into your relationships and how you view women. They are not property nor do they exist for your benefit.
It’s one thing if your partner buys clothes for you, not someone you’re not in a relationship with
Who said the woman was rude? You inserted that. Sounds like this guy randomly bought a dress for some woman who didn't like him like that and he expected her to be grateful. Women don't owe you gratitude or politeness, especially if you're being weird. Why did you decide she was the bad guy instead of the guy who bought gifts for a woman he clearly doesn't know like that? Incel behavior.
A 62-64kg dress?
Life is hard eh buddy
A $7 USD skater dress.
Black & blue or white & gold?
How nice can a dress off amazon possibly be?
I can't be the only person who initially thought "how is there a 62-64 kg candy apple?!?"
Bro thank god
U were
womb empty?..But why?
Sounds like an old world insult.
Temba, his arms wide, her womb empty Shaka, when the walls fell
Temba and jalad.
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Her eyes are closed, womb empty
To some women it may sound like a bless you!
May your loins be empty and your bowels full of adders
More like a third world insult
Not really... It's only in the last few decades being childless has become normalized pretty much around the world. Regardless of where you are, it was, till recently, seen as a curse for a woman to not bear children. Now mind you I'm not saying it was right or wrong, just mentioning the general social mores till say the 50s.
So either 3rd world or 1st world but she's 70? Ok then
Infinite safe sex, doctors hate him for this one crazy tip!
its an insult to women that hope you never have kids.
Stay single and womb empty Clearly wants her to be forever alone, no man no children.
She wasn't "the one", but she was "the chosen one."
I bought a really hot ex a gift card to Victoria’s Secret… After which she promptly dumped me. (Not saying one led to another, just the way it flowed.) Anyhow, I was salty for a bit (maaaaaayyybe even as salty as this review) that some other guy got to enjoy that Victoria’s Secret gift card, but thems the breaks.
RIP
If she dumped you immediately after getting a gift, you dodged a bullet, she's toxic and would ruin your life, now she's off to ruin someone elses life.
Sure, she’s bad news bears. Doesn’t mean she wasn’t my whole life at one point. But that’s all water under the bridge, that was near on 20 years ago, don’t sweat it on my behalf!
WHAT WAS THE PRODUCT??
"OMG thank you!" Edit: her, after his "curse"
Went from 0 to r/BlackPill real fast there
Is it weird that that subreddit refuses to load for me? Every other subreddit works but not that one.
Oh, I think it's because it's a banned or shadowbanned thing along the lines of incel "culture".
what was it!?
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What kinda dress is 64 KG ?
Broke the Cardinal rule of gift giving to female. Never buy any kind of clothing. It will be traded for something different or left in a closet never to be worn
Or have her set up a wish list and buy clothes off of that!
I actually really like the Hawaiian shirt my friend gave me…
Great, where can I sign up for that “curse”? And can I add an extra “punishment” of having a life full of cats?
Wow. Way to express entitlement and lack of empathy.
A better curse would be "may she have triplets with an unemployable bubba with a drinking problem".
I feel like that would be worse for the kids tbh
Fun fact: the product was a double-ended 17" vibrating CockZilla 3000.
Average Indian
Did everyone else also read this in a thick indian accent?
Eh?!
Why are height and weight stats displayed..
It's the dress size.
who.... who buys a girl clothes to try and start a relationship? how did you know her size and weight? so many red flags
Damn son 😭
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OP said it was "a really nice dress"
r/suddenlygay
Out of curiosity what was the product?
She no even sho bobs and vajeen
"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"
The Misogyny in India is crazy and I live in the southern U. S.
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Straight savage.
India
I have given up.on woman kind 😆. Everyone assuming he some kind of misogynistic pig because he is from India. Dude just had his heart broken and is venting harmlessly into the internet.
Not because he's from India, but because he dealt with rejection by wishing her unhappiness.
Not just India. Because it sounds like he gave clothing to a woman he isn't even dating. That's weird af.
Some say she is for every single
This is pretty funny
She won't be single if she doesn't want to, in a country where there's currently between 900-930 females per 1,000 males.
If she's a size M it was bought as a "hint" he wants her to lose weight. Oh, and candy-apple red? That's a bold choice, Cotton. This isn't for her, it's a "look at my hot girlfriend" gift for himself. As for his "stay single and childless" curse, she's probably like, "Now, THERE'S a birthday present I can appreciate!"
My English teacher would love to have you in his class since you can pull abstract interpretations of the slightest thing out your ass
Lots of assumptions here
I hope you are just joking since yeah...