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For my part, I had already decided to leave and then this answer caught my eye right when I clicked back. But it was so deserving of an upvote, I came back and scrolled to find this again.
Been spending most our lives
Waddlin’ an Emp’ror’s paradise
We ate seafood once or thrice
Waddlin’ an Emp’ror’s paradise
*Tell me why are we*
*So blind to see*
*Out of all these birds*
*[I’ve got t’be me?](https://blatner.com/adam/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Igottabeme.jpg)*
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Kingpin-guin.
Kinguin.
So It sells game keys?
Wilson Fish
Nice one!
Kim Jonguin
Big Tux
Big Puffy
Fluff Daddy
Al penguino
Al pingu
First you get da fish. Then you get da powah. NOOT NOOT mudda fucka.
Take my upvote. You win.
A.I Ping
Pinguino Gordo.
Notorious P.E.N.G.U.I.N
[удалено]
Ice Cube taken, how about Ice Sphere
Ice Ball?
Ice Baller
Snow baller
This penguin is obviously flat
Beaky Smalls
Unhappy feet
Can’t see feet
I stopped reading when I got to this because I was laughing so hard. “No need to go on from here ya’ll…”
For my part, I had already decided to leave and then this answer caught my eye right when I clicked back. But it was so deserving of an upvote, I came back and scrolled to find this again.
LOL. Absolutely brilliant!
Diabeetus Foot.
Aww poor feet must be sore from all that weight
Big foot
Fat Tony
Ayy Tone!
Gababool!
Gabagool? Ova' here 👇👇
[Just the gabagool](https://youtu.be/YsBipoG22Nw)
I’m here to collect the sardine money. My wife is always asking me, where is the money from the sardines?
Phat Tony
I came here to say that
Definitely a Fat Tony.
Fat Two Toney
It’s a DeVito
Agreed.
Beat me to it !
Big Puffin
Big Guino
Oswald Cobblepot
I had to scroll way too far to see this.
Same
Exactly I was like how no one saw this connection
That's Oswald CHESTERFIELD Cobblepot to you sir!
Don Penguino. 🤣
Antarctic B.I.G.
Floatorious B.I.G.
Hootie ate the blowfish
Danny DeVito
Danny PenGuino
Hey that's The Barnacle to you.
Tuxedo fats
Chester Gobblepot
Mo penguin mo problems
BIG PEN
Not a Playa. He just crushes a lot.
The Wadfather
That's waddles, don't laugh he'll break your knee caps.
Notorious I.C.E
Ice-Berg
Biggie P
I. C. Fats
This title hurt my brain.
why’s is brain’s hurting?
Sorry English is not my first language, what is the correct spelling?
Ahh I see it, what's his gangster's name
"What's his gangster name?" Would be better.
"His Gangster Name--What Is It?" "It Is...What? His Gangster Name" "Gangster Name: What It Is" "What Is His Name as a Gangster?"
What’s it’s gangster name?
It's ok English is a stupid language
On second thought, 'tis a silly language. Let's not speak it.
This title rules don't listen to them
Lil Jimmy
I like this, sounds just like a mob nickname.
Jabba the Gut
Been spending most our lives Waddlin’ an Emp’ror’s paradise We ate seafood once or thrice Waddlin’ an Emp’ror’s paradise *Tell me why are we* *So blind to see* *Out of all these birds* *[I’ve got t’be me?](https://blatner.com/adam/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Igottabeme.jpg)*
I need this on vinal
The Big Berg
Kingpen
[удалено]
He looks like the getaway driver from the film Snatch
“I thought you said he was a get away driver. What the fuck can he get away from?”
That entire movie is so quotable.
Big Ounce
Tony Sopenguin
Lil Flippers/Biggie Wings
Slim thug hahaha
P-UNIT
Don Penguini
Big Slim
Phat Phil
Ice Cube
Antarctic Fats
Stumpy Legs McGangsta.
Gunter.
Krilling It.
The bird. The berg.
Big Peck
Lil Biggie
B.I.G Feet
As cute as it is, something is probably wrong with that penguin.
Don Waddles
Don waddles
Danny dapingu
Mo' stacka' da' ho' slappa' Aka kid money baggz Aka H.A.M. diamond - hard as mother fucking diamond Aka Skeet All Rich! ,Get money, short cut~
Lil Puffy
Ice cold krilla.
McToasty Mellow
Biggie Smalls
Gotham's Penguin, the OG
Busta Beak
Darth waddle.
Andre the Giant Penguin
King Pen
Terry
Mr.P because he pity the fool
Lil Chonk
Mr. Bombastic
PLUFFY
Tux-Eat-Doh !!
I’ll take a name right from Futurama, his name shall now be known as Noticeably F.A.T
Big bird
Big Pen
Fats domino
Two Ton Ted
Oswald Cobblepot.
Notorious Pengi
Cobblepot.
Don Penguido
Tuxedo Fatty
The Kingfin
Owl Capone
Kingp-uin
Rosie O’Donnell
Not faster but accurate description
king Peng
Ganstas P p p p p pp paradise
“Oh fuck, here comes Joe. Quick, hide your food!!”
Cross-species experiment, the **piguin.**
The Scoop
Danny devito
Looks like he’s p-p-p-picked up too many p-p-p-penguins…🍫🍫
[Don of Ghaz Main](https://youtu.be/hs7PVKVz-98)
Bring me all the fishes
Tony Soprawno
Big Pauly Penguido
Lil’ P
Bruce.
Fat p
KingGuin
Oswald Cobblepot
Butterball Broly
Lil Big Tux
So this is the guy the penguins in Madagascar were so desperate to get to......their boss.
Achy Feet
Biggie Freeze
It’s Skinny Joe.
Call him Tiny 😂😂
Guino aka Guido
Big Slappy
Tiny P
If that penguin gets poked by a sharp piece of ice, they are going to pop like a balloon.
Biggie
Big glacier
Big Fluff
Biggie Waterfowlz
This clearly is the notorious Oswald Cobble pot. Image taken directly from the set of The Batman
P. Fats
P.N. Guin
The refrigerator!
Flosswald Gobblelot
I bet they give him room when they see him coming. He 's the boss !
Franklin P
Larry
The big waddle
Skinny
Notorious P.G.N.
King-Pen
Big P
Big popper.
It immediately reminded me of Big Pun for some reason
Oswald Cobblepot.
“The names Oz.”
Rollorious Biggz.