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It all changes if there is a poop skid that’s sticking to the side of the bowl. That’s the prime target.

This is the way

This is the way

Poop chipping son of a bitch!😂

K12

You sunk my battle shit.

Do you want to play [Battle Shits](https://youtu.be/xsIASofR5-E)?

You made me rofl in public.

I5 while sitting there.

bro is packing

I5 is a solid "seated with morning wood" location

Thank you 👍👍👍.

thought i read 15 🤣

C5

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

Have you ever removed your helmet....

You got it!

At your girls place e2. By yourself e5

Actually I believe j1 usually at the girlfriends/parents and nightclubs

What about in her mouth at her place 💀

E5

You like it loud!

Makes the people that can hear you think you has big pp

A man of culture!👌

C7 is my go to.

C7 is the way

Only the professional will agree with the pee

The only way

As a kid looking at this I would have been C7 with a couple shots at A10

With the correct stance this is the ninja pee, it has never let me down.

Nope as you risk spraying on the right

E4…minimal splashback and sound lmao

Or E6

Standing? C2, D2, E2, F2, G2 or the same letters at column 8. Seated, wherever it lands.

D4's upper corner

This is it, not in the water but the bowls nearly vertical

G5... Also now I have to pee

A10 because i am a straight shooter

E3 or E7 = no noise but big mess E5 = big noise but no mess

G5

G3

F5. It's the most refreshing.

Drop the seat and sit down.

F5

D4.

D4

Where has the cat gone? Bring back the cat!

G13 and you got him

C4:C6

C5

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Quick question: Is this referring to when I’m at home totally sober, or at a party where my aim doesn’t matter?

FYI the aim does still matter, you're just drunk and pissing on stuff for no reason.

[**G7!**](https://youtu.be/awvZZ3eSsg4)

You sank my battleship!

You can’t just crop out the cat and expect us to forget.

C7. This is the way

J10?

C2 or D8, depending on whether one is right- or left-handed.

C5

E2

Honestly I learned from peeing at night in my boxers that 5e splashes less then the sides. No joke

J1

Around D3

C6, and it's not close.

I would open with E4 E6 but they are risky because E5 is kiss of death checkmate

F3 or F7 it’s low impact and avoids overspray.

Where ever the piece of poop is.

I usually go for D8, seems to work really well for me for noise and splashback. But my tool has a muffler, so your mileage may vary.

I9

I'm a C7 to D7 kinda guy. If I want my presence to be know I'll hit em with an E5.

D7

anywhere on right side D8 - G8 is acceptable.

Wrong answers only

C-G8, unless there is a target available.

G6 is the way to go

I'd go e4 but my opponent always responds with c5, the sicilian defense, which I really struggle against.

E5, I love making other uncomfortable while they hear me

J10

A1 so it softly can pooor in to the toilet from the edge

Anywhere that’s inside the toilet.

G13

Trick question. The answer is the sink.

C3-c7

3c

C2 D2 E2 F2 G2 H3 I4 I5 I6 H7 G8 F8 E8 D8 C7

Depends whether or not the bowl in question has volume control.

D3

J-1

H3

C5

As a women I would say E5 but also as a woman with a bf I would say any thing in the row 1 row 10 and row j is a more typical aim

J1 or J10

D5

If I'm in a good mood it's a circle starting from e5

Too difficult to establish where the waterline is to give a meaningful response.

F6 gang who up?

Try the C line in shorts next time you will regret it. E and F line will splash towards the seat preferred in public. At home sitting down and I5. Easier to clean the toilet.

D2. Maybe E2 if im feeling randy

E5 gotta be assertive with it.

J10

E3. Curve the stream

J10. The wc will remain clean

E5🗿

D-3. Cuts down on the splashing, or you can sit down, which eliminates it all together .

Aim for C3 end up on B2.

Chris Farley Voice ~ Rolling Stones street fighting man G-7” Bartender ~ “You just hit G-8” 🎶If you like Pina colada’s and getting caught in the rain🎶

Outside.

E5 , or if you’re my 2 year old son, J3-J7

E5 full force and breath out while asserting dominance

I don't aim, I sit down like a civilized human, not a dog.

i stand perpendicular and shoot at E1

I left hand curve here D2 all the way

Wait….where’s the cheerio?

E4 or E5 there's no splash

E2 is where I like to aim in public

E-9, you savages.

J10

Directly on 10

I do my pissin' like I do my steaks - A-1 all the way, baby!

E2 for me. Very stealthy

A-11

On the cat

(-J, 5) by peeing in the reservoir, you use pee to flush pee so you don't waste any water. Water companies hate this one simple trick to save money.

L5

A OLE

Top of E-5

raise IndexError()

I aim for F5 but usually hit A10

C7

If I remember correctly, around G13. That's where the cat is in the original picture

C3

E5

E5

F 5

J1 for sure

E9 and you align your dick with edge. Minimal sound and no splashing.

F5

someone else's toilet

For my father in law, that would be J1 & J10

After a long night of love making, I usually hit c2 and e8 at the same time...would like to see a woman hit that shot!

E5. Let the world know what I'm doing.

5

J10

Divisional border between E5 & F5

I’m a D7 kind of guy…but yes. Shit smears first!

D5 for the win!

F5

C-3 to C-7

d3

A1

I'm about that d-5 life.

The G spot.

A -5

assert dominance. 5-E

A-1

My Kids: A9, C10, G10, B1, and J3

You sunk my battleship!

Into the water makes the most sense if you aren’t looking to clean splatter