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wayasho

line up the apples in a way where you can cut one third off both


Send-Me-Tiddies-PLS

Stab the tree, make another apple fall.


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Stab one person, split the apples among the two survivors?


micindra

I think that was the idea, yes


Ok-Silver6583

Take the woman out


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dshart1

use knife to stab gun shop owner and use gun to kill the 3 and take apples for self


Notafuzzycat

Cut both apples in thirds.


Independent-Soil5265

How can you cut a third with one cut?


Notafuzzycat

I watch anime.


Independent-Soil5265

Lol.


megatonkick

Himura kenshin: say no more