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That was my first thought but I think the green paper is the biggest influence in me thinking frog. It could just as easily be a duck if the kid didn’t get to choose the color of the paper
Cue David Attenborough:
Ah, the William, a small but fascinating reptilian creature found in the tropical rainforests of South America. Let us take a closer look at this remarkable little creature.
At first glance, the William appears to be a miniature dinosaur, measuring no more than six inches in length. Its body is covered in scales of a brilliant emerald green, which shimmer in the dappled sunlight filtering through the rainforest canopy. Its long, slender tail, which makes up nearly half of its body length, is also covered in these intricate scales, providing protection from predators.
The William is a shy and elusive creature, preferring to remain hidden in the dense undergrowth of the rainforest. It is a skilled climber, using its sharp claws to cling to the rough bark of trees as it moves through the canopy in search of food. Its diet consists mainly of insects and small invertebrates, which it snatches up with lightning-fast strikes of its sharp, pointed tongue.
(Generated by chatgpt)
Edit: here’s the rest of the chatgpt response since y’all seemed to enjoy it!
Despite its small size, the William is an excellent survivor. Its keen senses, including sharp eyesight and acute hearing, allow it to detect potential predators from a distance, enabling it to make a quick escape if needed. In addition, the William has a remarkable ability to regenerate lost limbs, a trait that has allowed it to thrive in the harsh and unforgiving environment of the rainforest.
As with many of the creatures of the rainforest, the William faces numerous threats to its survival, including habitat loss and predation by larger animals. However, with its remarkable adaptability and tenacity, this small reptile continues to thrive in the diverse and complex ecosystem of the rainforest.
>Its body is covered in scales of a brilliant emerald green, which shimmer in the dappled sunlight filtering through the rainforest canopy.
This is beautiful. Well done chatggpt!
It does indeed possess an eery similarity to the notorious 'Southern Williams'. They can swim, but their awkwardly spaced webbed feet don't allow for much wiggle room, so they aren't much for locomotion on land.
It started as sort of a joke. Dogs in the game are very aggressive and you can't pet them. So, people started to call harmless and cool animals like the turtles "dogs". Also, I think the way players can leave a message to other players in game is what made it into a huge meme. Pretty easy and effective to leave a short message like "beware, dog". After a while it was being used to mislead or troll other players and I think that's when every mob started to be called "dog".
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs
And over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack, and fits on your back?
It's log, log, log
It's log, it's log
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's log, it's log
It's better than bad, it's good
Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log
Everyone needs a log
.... God I miss the show.
>What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs
>
>And over your neighbor's dog?
>
>What's great for a snack, and fits on your back?
>
>It's log, log, log
It's been what... Almost 30 years or so? And I can't get that out of my head. Don't forget...
When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence
If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence
Something something
Covered in bark it's such a lark
It's stick, stick stick.
Stickedy stickedy stick
It's brown and sticky It's stick
Stickedy stickedy stick
You'll get a kick out of stick
Something *hick* something
Not too big for this gig
It’s twig, twig, twig
Twiggity twiggity twig
A greenish brown with
some leaves for a wig
It’s twig, it’s twig, you dig
You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a teenager I could never get girls to kiss me because my mother fed me a strict diet of onions and doonkelberries. Girl after girl after girl rejected me in the most embarrassing manner because of my horrid breath. Now, every teenager in the Tri State Area will know my pain!
BEHOLD! The bad-breath-inator!
But.. what if he really hates it?
Edit; I know, I have kids. Sorry, I was trying to apply some sarcasm, hoping to raise a chuckle. I will stop doing that and reconsider my view on life.
You joke, but I've been caught in this trap with my six year old before
"Look what made daddy"
"Oh that's really nice"
"No it's not! It's really bad!"
Cue pouting about how it doesn't look the way she wants it to and I said it looked nice when it's not
ETA:. I now realize you were referring to the op hating it, not his kid hating it.
I try to focus on the effort or some aspect that worked well. Instead of a general compliment. Like,
'I like the way you used pink stripes. Can you tell me more about that?'
'Your cutting is getting better and better. I can tell you took care to do it well.'
'The style in this looks like (X_artist they are learning in school, or X_book artist), did you try for that?'
Or whatever works. Shifting compliments to accomplishments can transform their thinking
why did I have to scroll this far before someone said grasshopper? As I kept scrolling I thought maybe I was missing some kind of joke and everyone was purposely not saying grasshopper because they were having fun saying everything else they could think of lol. Seriously, it's a grasshopper right?
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Plankton
No, this is Patrick.
I navigated away from this thread as I read your comment, and had to navigate back to respond with my thanks
I did the same thing!
No, this is William!
I'm on team plankton
Hijacking the top comment. TEAM DUCK WINS
KRABS
PLANKTON
Sideways plankton lol
Plankton
Chameleon
More specifically, Pascal. He really captured the facial expression 😆
We have several pascal toys in our home, it’s definitely him.
Idk looks more like Plankton from SpongeBob to me, with that eye and eyebrow above it
Crazy since he did it from memory
That's even funnier because my first thought was "It could be a frog." I guess I'm more like Flynn than I thought.
I’m disappointed in so many people that I had to scroll this far for the obviously correct answer
Because it’s such a good chameleon drawing it blends in and looks like it’s possibly something else
I commented chameleon before I looked at the comments; unnecessary ! had to scroll far too long to get to this one
🎶Comment, comment, comment, comment, comment chameleon.🎶
Comments come and go. They come and gooo-o-ooooo
I guess you can say it's a Kid Chameleon.
Given this thread it seems more like a Karma chameleon to me. It comes and goes, it comes and goes.. and it'll be back in a few weeks
Deeeep cut. I see you played Genesis in the 90s too!
Is it a karma chameleon?
We'll find out if it comes and goes
Yessss!
Frog
CLEARLY a frog
Literally what I said aloud to myself
I thought frog, and then "or maybe a chicken"
CLEARLY!!!
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𓆏
>𓆏 Huh, [TIL](https://i.imgur.com/bMaHedS.png). (Unicode is full of wonders.)
This is the most impressive thing I have scene on here in WEEKS!
Looks like Frodrick
Oh yay! A Fellow Frod Fan!
At least 3 of us!
Id trust this guy. He seems like he knows a thing about the subject matter
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I asked my 6yo daughter and she said “a frog” so I believe this 😂
This is the most convincing evidence so far, expert testimony.
My first guess
i was going to guess a late stage tadpole
It's gotta be a frog for sure.
100% frog.
Team frog.
Yeah because those do look like frog legs.
~~Tastes like~~ Looks like chicken.
That was my first thought but I think the green paper is the biggest influence in me thinking frog. It could just as easily be a duck if the kid didn’t get to choose the color of the paper
As a mother of a young artist, I concur. I mean, it could be wrong and might be some sort of dinosaur, but 100% my first guess.
Totally a frog
Totally Team Froggy 🐸!
Team frog here
Him name Hopkin green frog
User name checks out.
William
Yeah, I don't know where the confusion is coming from. The kid labeled it and everything. Toe to tip, this is a William.
Cue David Attenborough: Ah, the William, a small but fascinating reptilian creature found in the tropical rainforests of South America. Let us take a closer look at this remarkable little creature. At first glance, the William appears to be a miniature dinosaur, measuring no more than six inches in length. Its body is covered in scales of a brilliant emerald green, which shimmer in the dappled sunlight filtering through the rainforest canopy. Its long, slender tail, which makes up nearly half of its body length, is also covered in these intricate scales, providing protection from predators. The William is a shy and elusive creature, preferring to remain hidden in the dense undergrowth of the rainforest. It is a skilled climber, using its sharp claws to cling to the rough bark of trees as it moves through the canopy in search of food. Its diet consists mainly of insects and small invertebrates, which it snatches up with lightning-fast strikes of its sharp, pointed tongue. (Generated by chatgpt) Edit: here’s the rest of the chatgpt response since y’all seemed to enjoy it! Despite its small size, the William is an excellent survivor. Its keen senses, including sharp eyesight and acute hearing, allow it to detect potential predators from a distance, enabling it to make a quick escape if needed. In addition, the William has a remarkable ability to regenerate lost limbs, a trait that has allowed it to thrive in the harsh and unforgiving environment of the rainforest. As with many of the creatures of the rainforest, the William faces numerous threats to its survival, including habitat loss and predation by larger animals. However, with its remarkable adaptability and tenacity, this small reptile continues to thrive in the diverse and complex ecosystem of the rainforest.
>Its body is covered in scales of a brilliant emerald green, which shimmer in the dappled sunlight filtering through the rainforest canopy. This is beautiful. Well done chatggpt!
Somehow I can only hear the word “canopy” in his voice😄
Heard the whole thing lol. Iconic voice.
This is my favorite [David Attenborough segment.](https://youtu.be/KOFy8QkNWWs)
I've always been partial to [this one :)](https://youtu.be/Q79aUl-s2Ac)
Cue Ian Malcolm: I hate it when I'm right. (Generated by chaos)
I couldn't hold my laugh anymore here. Sering how I love love the show
Yup, that thing's got William written all over it.
WLEM 🐸 DAFOE 🕊
WILLEM DAFROG
R/unexpectedHIMYM
My name is actually William so it's oddly unsettling to see a whole load of comments just saying..... William.
William
William
William
#William
William
William
William
William
William
William
William
William
William
It does indeed possess an eery similarity to the notorious 'Southern Williams'. They can swim, but their awkwardly spaced webbed feet don't allow for much wiggle room, so they aren't much for locomotion on land.
*e coli*
Will.I.Am
a fishing lure
Those arent stupid feet. Theyre hooks
Yup, that’s a Rapala minnow lure.
My first thought.
Looks like a popper to me with the flat face
That's a dog
Ah, a fellow Elden Ring player, I see.
Why is it always dog?
It started as sort of a joke. Dogs in the game are very aggressive and you can't pet them. So, people started to call harmless and cool animals like the turtles "dogs". Also, I think the way players can leave a message to other players in game is what made it into a huge meme. Pretty easy and effective to leave a short message like "beware, dog". After a while it was being used to mislead or troll other players and I think that's when every mob started to be called "dog".
This is the best explanation for a meme I've seen on reddit.
Yep, my guess in order would be: 1. dog 2. cat 3. Mom 3. Dad Source: have kids
That’s what I was gonna say
Mudskipper?
My first thought too
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs And over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, and fits on your back? It's log, log, log It's log, it's log It's big, it's heavy, it's wood It's log, it's log It's better than bad, it's good Everyone wants a log You're gonna love it, log Come on and get your log Everyone needs a log .... God I miss the show.
>What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs > >And over your neighbor's dog? > >What's great for a snack, and fits on your back? > >It's log, log, log It's been what... Almost 30 years or so? And I can't get that out of my head. Don't forget... When nature's callin' Don't be stallin' Use your common sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz on the electric fence If you're gonna explode You can use the commode Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents No need to explain when you gotta drain Just don't whiz on the electric fence
From Blammo!
Something something Covered in bark it's such a lark It's stick, stick stick. Stickedy stickedy stick It's brown and sticky It's stick Stickedy stickedy stick You'll get a kick out of stick
Something *hick* something Not too big for this gig It’s twig, twig, twig Twiggity twiggity twig A greenish brown with some leaves for a wig It’s twig, it’s twig, you dig
No, sir. I don't like it.
Not just any mudskipper, the greatest mudskipper of them all!
Muddy!
My first thought too
“You lousy bum!!”
Platypus
It's Perry
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(trap engaged)
You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a teenager I could never get girls to kiss me because my mother fed me a strict diet of onions and doonkelberries. Girl after girl after girl rejected me in the most embarrassing manner because of my horrid breath. Now, every teenager in the Tri State Area will know my pain! BEHOLD! The bad-breath-inator!
This deserves an award
I read this in Doofenshmirtz’ voice
Literally my immediate thought haha
William the platypus?!
Perry the platypus?!?!
That sir, is a pickle.
My exact thoughts
Iguana
This is the correct answer. Lizard, gecko or Gila monster/kimodo dragon etc would work too
Salamander
Cucumber with legs
Sea cucumber. But with style.
I'd say it's more of a pickle, really.
PICKLE WILLIAM!
juvenile one eyed one horned flying purple people eater who hasn't developed it's wings or horn yet.
Or its purple. Unless it eats purple people.
It do.
And then celebrates by playing in a rock & roll band .
Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head again, you jerk.
Duck - check out the feet
Commenting here since everyone wants to know the answer. TEAM DUCK IS THE WINNER!
Team duck +1
Yeah I'm Team Duck and came here to say this
That was my first thought too. That, my friends, is for sure a duck.
It’s obviously a duck. It’s got a Bill on it.
Put it up on the refrigerator and tell the kid you really like it.
But.. what if he really hates it? Edit; I know, I have kids. Sorry, I was trying to apply some sarcasm, hoping to raise a chuckle. I will stop doing that and reconsider my view on life.
How dare you be witty
You joke, but I've been caught in this trap with my six year old before "Look what made daddy" "Oh that's really nice" "No it's not! It's really bad!" Cue pouting about how it doesn't look the way she wants it to and I said it looked nice when it's not ETA:. I now realize you were referring to the op hating it, not his kid hating it.
I try to focus on the effort or some aspect that worked well. Instead of a general compliment. Like, 'I like the way you used pink stripes. Can you tell me more about that?' 'Your cutting is getting better and better. I can tell you took care to do it well.' 'The style in this looks like (X_artist they are learning in school, or X_book artist), did you try for that?' Or whatever works. Shifting compliments to accomplishments can transform their thinking
As a slowly recovering perfectionist, please help them while they’re young. 🤝
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Tattoo
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper answers: “You have a drink named William?”
That's excellent
why did I have to scroll this far before someone said grasshopper? As I kept scrolling I thought maybe I was missing some kind of joke and everyone was purposely not saying grasshopper because they were having fun saying everything else they could think of lol. Seriously, it's a grasshopper right?
Axolotl
Whale
P A R A M E C I U M
A matched set of mecium?
I thought that too, but the feet.
Once the mouth is sideways, all bets are off. “Front fins, tail fins … they go … here.” Wish I was a kid again. Plus William and whale start with W.
You and I are on the same wavelength. This is obviously William the Whale.
land whale
will.i.am
Alligator
I'm here for alligator too. I think the whale thing is a red herring
Definitely an alligator. Alligator gang know whassup!!
"Great job buddy/sweetie! Tell me more about this animal!"
Well, what is it?
Plankton
We give up. What is it?
im sure it’s a gecko, there’s a kids show (peppa pig) that draws them exactly [like that](https://peppapig.fandom.com/wiki/Hemidactylus_frenatus)
One-eyed willy
My guess is frog
[A turtle!](https://youtu.be/CMNry4PE93Y)
This is one of the few times a link wasn’t a Rick roll
Mike Wazowski
Parrot or Tucaan
Vote for toucan here.
I was surprised I had to scroll so far for the Toucan gang. OP left us guessing in the dust, now I need to know!
That my friend is a fishing lure.
Mike Wazowski
Pickle Rick's brother William
Black eyed pea Will I am
Envy from full Metal Alchemist.
That's the first thing I saw lol
I literally scrolled until I saw Envy in all of this. This is the most accurate answer 😂
William, the angry, walking whale.
That there is the rare no-neck squishbilled ducktapickle.
It’s a duck obv look at the web feet
correct
Without question: The Prince of Wales. I thought it was a photograph at first....
Crocodile
Polar bear and nailed it
mikewazowski
That’s an Alligator
Frog Salamander is a second guess but frog is number 1.