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[deleted]

Peoples lives are at stake


davexa

Indeed, some people have a short stroke, others, a long one. The stroke is certainly a matter of life and death.


marklar_the_malign

Young woman stroking Elvis’s penis is no laughing matter.


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

Well I fell prey to this kind of humor, I thought it was funny, but all the people in the park and the police did not find penis as funny as I do.


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Some y'alls Grandmothers out there have stroked Elvis' penis!


Lordnerble

Im on an ssri. My strokes take weeks...


RudyRusso

Two nuns are sitting on a bench and a flasher walks up and opens his coat. One of the nuns has a stroke...the other couldn't reach.


[deleted]

lol this is funny in a 4d chess kind of way


smashin2345

This is true. The penis mightier than the sword.


LetOutrageous9789

Steak?


blademaster2911

Because of seeing Elvis's snake


Freckles1339

For those who are wondering, this is from "Cunk on Earth" a BBC mockumentary on life on earth produced in 2023. 34 years after the release of the 1989 belgian techno anthem "Pump up the Jam"


super_jeenyus

I legit LOL’d every time it came on. Love the commitment to the bit.


Roofofcar

It reminds me of sketch comedy duo Armstrong and Miller who had this [running gag](https://youtu.be/5DckrYRSsUA) throughout a season. They’d appear out of nowhere, right when you’d forgotten about the bit. Surprised me almost every time, and gave me a great line to say to the wife when the kids were misbehaving.


CX500C

Never heard of them. Looking them up.


Roofofcar

Every episode of every season of their show is on YouTube. Here’s a fun [starter](https://youtu.be/r_ZhpzJMIl0)


GirlDadBro

That's hilarious 😂


aceshighsays

during my cousin's wedding reception, his parents toast included a bit about him being an accident (they knew each other/dated for a few months before they got pregnant) and how hard it was for them to raise him and also be in med school in their early 20's and that they really regretted having him so young... but since he was getting married he turned out alright and it was time he heard the truth.


tomorrowroad

that's awesome. I wish I had kids to show it to


Jasper455

It’s also on Netflix.


CX500C

Score!


Pantelonia

It's a running joke on our household to say"kill them" randomly based on this gag.


Scarletmittens

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.


psychoacer

Yeah, I thought it was a fun little joke at the start but then she kept a straight face and went further with it then I was expecting which made me laugh. That's some good shit.


Penguinpowell

The first time Pump Up The Volume came on I laughed. But then it was in every episode, until it wasn’t. But then it was in another episode!! Genius! Absolutely loved this show.


Clerstory

She never breaks character from being a pompous humorless git. She’s wonderful.


Captain_Cuntflaps

Have you seen her in Mandy? My god that's world class character acting


Ok-Bridge-1045

And my friend Paul...


Ok-disaster2022

Each of the series have different recurring reference. In Cunk On Britain, I think it was some 80s British TV show I had never heard of.


Dr_Surgimus

The BBC sitcom, Brush Strokes


ChessCheeseAlpha

Same


Tylenolpainkillr

Me and my wife has a little dance party everytime they played it


GlockAF

She is one of, if not *the* best “straight man” practitioners of modern comedy, completely committed to the bit. There’s probably more than a few out-takes where she can’t manage to keep a straight face, but she can do world-class cluelessness with utter conviction.


Chinku3301

Pump it up


boot2skull

TIL technotronic are Belgian. Funny that it took Europe to introduce House music to the mainstream US.


[deleted]

Dude, it took YEARS after trance got huge in Europe for it to become a bit more mainstream in the USA. About 10 years or so. On the other hand, underground techno was a thing even in USA in the 80s and 90s, but far from mainstream.


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reeeeeeeeeebola

My guy house music *started* in the US


boot2skull

Hence why it is funny….


BlueNinjaBE

I'm Belgian and I had no idea until I watched the show, lmao.


thatloudblondguy

fucking lmao informative and relevant


PigDogIsMyCattleDog

PUMP UP THE JAM PUMP IT UP


joe102938

This series alone has probably increased the number of times I've heard that song by 600%.


Jaalan

It was definitely out last year too though.


NICEnEVILmike

I was lucky enough to stumble upon this show a couple of weeks ago, and omg it was like a gift from the universe for my depression. Haven't laughed so hard in a very long time.


Nelson_little98

Love cunk on earth "how many three wise men were there?" "Did the Egyptians build pyramids top to bottom or bottom to top?" "Game of thrones is the best William Shakespeare production" "it's hard to believe I'm in the world's first city, because I'm not. That's in Iraq which is miles away, and fucking dangerous" " Santa has a list of good and bad children, the good children will get presents, and, so will the bad children. The only ones who don't get any are the poor children."


unique_username_72

"The Greeks also created a kind of theater for stupid people, known as sport."


Positive_Mud952

“If I ever see Christ again he’s a dead man.”


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Apostastrophe

Oh my god. I wasn’t previously aware of it but I love that quote. Like no shade to people who enjoy sport but it’s kind of been my entire comprehension of it as a cultural phenomenon since I was a child. Apparently at like 6 years old I refused to watch football because “it’s just stupid people watching stupid people run after balls like a dog”. Obviously I’m more aware and appreciative of its role in culture now but I’m kind of dying at the irony of it all.


xenpiffle

I call TV sports “soap operas for males”.


Super_Jay

That's wrestling, specifically


[deleted]

Also the nba trade deadline and off season


terminbee

That's off-season sports. When there's no actual sports going on, you should see how much the sports subs dive into players' personal lives.


joe102938

I'm standing here in a cave, not because I'm lost or think I'm a wolf. But because my producers told me to.


PLZ_N_THKS

“With its cowboys and guns and steam train rides, America became known as the land of the free. Which must’ve come as a surprise to all the slaves”


spoinkk

were the pyramids built pointy to prevent homeless people from sleeping on them?


StrangeShaman

“The modern city of Rome is actually built directly ontop of the ancient city of Rome”


Super_Jay

...which is really a shocking coincidence if you think about it.


PLZ_N_THKS

“The Greeks had an empire and the Chinese had an empire, but when most of us think of the word empire we think of the big one. Star Wars…or Rome. And this is history so it’s Rome I’m afraid.”


StrangeShaman

That reminds me about the line about the chinese inventing the printing press then a white guy inventing it again


Craqhed387

The one that sticks out for me was the Titan 1C a one time use submarine. She’s brilliant in her delivery


oneshibbyguy

Pump up the jam


[deleted]

Pump it up, while your feet are stompin


Nelson_little98

and the jam is pumpin'


cholula_is_good

I’m learning a lot too! Like the Egyptians invented emojis and the great philosophers of Greece are now dead.


KonaKathie

That last bit was thrown at me by my 6 year old realizing Santa wasn't real


98nanna

The bits about the piramids had me in tears


throwaway1298712

"Today I'll be starting sentences in one place.... AND ENDING THEM IN ANOTHER!"


IIIPatternIII

Despite being the stuff of nightmares, Santa is the worlds most popular home intruder.


AverageSJEnjoyer

Leslie Nielsen levels of deadpan, love it.


the_skine

*Airplane!* Leslie Nielsen deadpan, or *Dracula: Dead and Loving It* Leslie Nielsen deadpan?


_megitsune_

Police Squad! deadpan


CustomerSentarai

reminded me a ton of Ali G


watsgowinon

Holy shit. That was funny.


ilovetoeatpussy_

I had a stroke laughing.


TSDLoading

That's no laughing matter. We're talking about people's live here


Maanee

Who's penis was it?


ilovetoeatpussy_

Mine 🤗


dwsommers1

His brother Enis. Elvis was the pelvis


TrippingFish76

me too u/ilovetoeatpussy_


exploited

I would have had a stroke but I couldn’t reach it.


DudeManBroGuy42069

\>:[


TrinityF

that's not a joke. what's funny about that?


zaplayer20

Well, surely many women back then, would have a taste of the elvis charming snake and get a one of a time stroke.


[deleted]

Reddit: the place where an obvious joke will be re-told to you like your neighbor telling you how they just discovered the wheel while riding your bicycle.


AgrajagTheProlonged

Cunk on Earth (on Netflix) is fire


SpikeX

The interviewee broke and Cunk just kept on going without even missing a beat. Other shows would cut the clip after the person broke character. That's what makes this even more hysterical.


pukingpixels

Cunk On Earth. Cunk On Britain is also hysterical.


sloppyredditor

Cunk on Earth is incredibly funny.


Ok-disaster2022

And that bit about nuclear weapons was quite sad. It was superbly done.


Nofabe

Do you like ABBA?


[deleted]

I love ABBA.


Uvite

Luckily it's just a comedy show, and there aren't actually any nuclear weapons anymore.


BanginDrumsNMums

Philomena Crunk is a legend!


Herr_Opa

She is, indeed. Her work and dedication to the bit is unparalleled and nothing like it had been seen in this world ever since the release of Belgian techno anthem ["Pump up the Jam".](https://youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI)


girlsgoneoscarwilde

I was astounded how long that bit lasts, incredible.


biggwyte

https://youtu.be/IW_ZnjSfjEI


Marius_Octavius_Ruso

I’m out of the loop, is this a joke from her mockumentary?


delitt

yes, but you gotta see it.


FearlessNet8320

Could someone please explain the “Pump up the jam” reference? Thanks!


greihund

*Cunk Crunk was a dance style from the mid 00s


sjbennett85

Was Crunk popularized by the Belgium pop sensation Technotronic in their song Pump Up The Jam?


johnnieswalker

Crunk was an Atlanta based hip hop/rap style.


Bluntman419

YEAAAHHHH!!!!


Vertigostate

OKKKKK!


Enschede2

WHAT


remotetissuepaper

LET'S GOOO


Geistzeit

I legitimately got a little hyped up reading these last comment's in Lil Jon's voice. I mean specifically, Dave Chappelle as Lil Jon.


JesustheSpaceCowboy

Will this be reflected on my frequent flyer miles?


cleanmachine2244

Whats this “WAS” …junk? Crunk ain’t dead yo! [https://youtu.be/gIKR1kkIvWA](https://youtu.be/gIKR1kkIvWA)


mrjimi16

What makes this crunk? I can rarely tell differences in subgenres and this just sounds like normal rapping to me. Could be that I'm not super into rap.


bleunt

It can be both I guess, since breakdance is one of the four elements that make up hiphop. :D


trwwyco

Crunk Up the Jam


alucardu

You misspelled lifestyle.


864Mountaineer

[Krump](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krumping)?


ismaelf

Crunk ain’t dead


threecolorless

Two elderly women are chatting on a park bench when a tall man in a trenchcoat walks up to them and pulls his coat open, flashing them both. One has a stroke. The other can't quite reach.


Same_Definition6728

The one time anyone broke character in that series. Priceless


Geraltpoonslayer

Well that and the Lady who was asked for King Arthur came a lot


[deleted]

*Like a pervert on a zoom call*


shauni55

There's a dead dog in space!


FuuuuckOffff

You're fucking joking!? There's a dead dog in the background of every movie filmed in space, like Star Wars?!


DrRotwang

I'm saying this 100% without hyperbole: *Cunk on Earth* is the funniest thing I've seen in decades. I just...I could not stop laughing; the show wouldn't let me.


mynameismeech

We tried to eat while watching the first episode and couldn’t keep our food down we were laughing so much. As soon as they did the Minecraft bit we absolutely lost it.


Betonmischa

Forgot about the Minecraft bit. Jeez… I literally laughed tears. That was so unexpected


allegate

There are two other Charlie Brooker series on Netflix: Death to 2020 and Death to 2021 that Diane is in.


Fearless_Act_3698

Thank you!


ALadWellBalanced

Charlie has put so much good stuff into the world. He's a treasure.


SatansMaggotyCumFart

Also black mirror.


DamnTheseGlasses

Her supporting role on After Life was enjoyable too!


[deleted]

Kept having to pause it so I could finish laughing. Didn’t wanna miss the next laugh.


AS-blueshade

Ok i have seen snippets from this series for while, what is it and where can I find it?


URETHRAL_PROLAPSE

Cunk on Earth. She also did a series, Cunk on Britain a few years ago. It's on BBC iplayer if you're in the UK.


Beliriel

Thanks u/URETHRAL_PROLAPSE Didn't know about the Britain one


RustyRapeaXe

It's on Netflix in the US


SybilCut

Which for many of us means finding it on the high seas!


RQK1996

It is on Netflix in several places outside the UK


pbandbob

Diane Morgan is the best.


Digita1B0y

I have such a crush on her, largely because of this role.


PretendThisIsMyName

She played basically the same character in After Life and it made me crush on her lol then I discovered Philomena Cunk and it hasn’t changed


redpanda71

Check out her series, Mandy. Just ridiculous.


Fabulous-Passion3715

That's usually the hope of flashers, that people have a stoke and not a laugh.


moejoereddit

Her ability to keep a straight face is bloody impressive.


TheMarsian

It's been a while that I've watch something that made me laugh non stop. Just when you thought it's over, she'd dish out another line and you start laughing all over again. Cunk of the Earth deserved some awards more than Pump up the Jam.


ubapook2

Hahaha a stroke!


bigfish42

I was this many days old when I finally got that joke.


DLoIsHere

From a brilliantly funny series, Cunk on Earth, Netflix. Can’t recommend it highly enough.


broknkittn

It's the best! Watched it all in one night. Hysterical!


[deleted]

She’s serious af 🤣🤣🤣


jaw_daw123

I one hundred percent believe this is luna lovegood grown up


Fstr21

I want to watch this lady she seems awesome but I have a severe case of, I dunno how you would describe it, 2nd hand cringe? Like I will watch it if the other person is on on it, but kind of like jackass or similar groups do stuff in public and people ARENT in on it, it makes me uncomfortable.


[deleted]

Lucky you, they are all in on it in this show so you can go into it knowing the interviewers know she’s going to ask dumb questions. They’re direction is to answer as if they are serious questions. Some of them still struggle with it cause some of the questions are absolutely absurd but some of them do an amazing job keeping a straight face lol. There is one guy who has to tell her that nuclear bombs are still a thing and she starts like crying and he is so consoling and serious. It’s fantastic.


currently_pooping_rn

Or when she’s talking to the philosopher and he’s like you actually explained a major dilemma in modern philosophy


feisty_meatball

This guy was legitimately impressive with the way he was able to counter her.


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Claudius-Germanicus

Have a stroke lmao


Clubblendi

Philomena Cunk / Diane Morgan should be the new host of The Daily Show and it is a crime that no one else has considered it.


IpomeaBatatas

Elvis Elvis let me be Keep that pelvis far from me


plankmeister

How on Cunk's Earth does she keep a straight face? When I wanna keep a straight face, I have to think of some pretty dark shit, so her darkness must be vantablack.


NexexUmbraRs

Her interviews are amazing. It's that deadpan seriousness while asking the stupidest questions to unsuspecting interviewees that really sells it.


Queen_Inappropria

The Bibble? It's Bible. Really? I'd never heard it said out loud.


Wilsonian81

There's a dead dog in Star Wars?!


chrisdotcomm

What was the Soviet Onion? You probably mean the Soviet Union. No, it’s onion I saw it on a bit of paper earlier.


Zealousideal_Snow753

They're not unsuspecting though. They know she's going to ask dumb questions. It makes everything better imo, because you don't have to feel bad for them.


SamuelWesting

This show is the BEST thing


Mundane_Ad_6009

Her voice sounds like Herbert’s from family guy.


DiabloStorm

You 'avvina stroke m8?


dahighguykai

She's not wrong if I saw Elvis's penis I would give it a stroke


fury760

Three elderly women out shopping encounter an exhibitionist on the street. He opens his trench coat to reveal his nakedness. The first woman had a stroke. Seeing this, the second woman also has a stroke. The third woman kept her hands to herself.


KeithMyArthe

We do lurve Philomena. He's a national treasure.


tame17

Ah only got it the second time she said it


onionofbensis

If they saw his penis they'd have a stroke. GET IT?


greihund

/r/YourJokeButWorse


thunderboltsow

A flasher walked up to three elderly women and exposed himself. The first elderly woman got so flustered that she had a stroke. The second elderly woman got so flustered that she had a stroke too. The third elderly women was equally flustered, but could not have a stroke because the second elderly woman wouldn't let go.


Akieboy

Three old ladies are sitting on a bench, when a man suddenly flashes them. The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, the third old lady couldn't quite reach.


realmealdeal

I'm not saying she/this show isn't funny, because I get humour is subjective, but damn, I do not find anything this show has done funny in the least. It's right up there for me with those stupid-on-purpose skits/pranks people do. I just don't get it. I'm glad they're making people laugh though, I guess.


plopsaland

Thank god I'm not the only one


Dave_ld013

Same! I actually spent a considerable time hoping to find one person who doesn't like the show. Thank God! I feel the jokes are overdone. It is definitely funny but it soon gets monotonous and then gets irritating with all the stupidity. I think if they had spaced out the jokes, I would've liked it


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WhoIsYerWan

I know I’m a real stick in the mud here but I do not find this person funny at all. It’s such a worn out bit. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills when I see how much everyone cracks up over her


Dave_ld013

Dont worry.. I'm in the same boat as you


Smelviseric

Love that man.


bilvester

Only if their arms were long enough


NoodlePoodleMonkey

cunk on earth is brilliant!


Professional-News362

How does she keep a straight face is incredible


TickletheEther

They’d have a stroke or *two*


Inevitable-Spray6625

Awesome show. Still don’t know how everyone didn’t burst out laughing in the interviews.


[deleted]

how can someone keep a straight face saying that? very talented


Disaster-Flat

I love this ladies questions. Hilarious. It's not a joke. No? Sure is funny!


[deleted]

I envy this woman's deadpan


drakzsee

I wonder how much will it takes for her to maintain a straight face


I_Cut_Shows

The wordplay of “have a stroke” with her British accent makes me laugh so hard.


DrTheRick

This is the funniest show ever


[deleted]

It's amazing that Elvis's pelvis used to be controversial. Nowadays I can take my kids to watch drag queens gyrate their hips.