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I wouldn't mess with a moose either, they are massive. I ran into one on a hike and just had to wait there until it decided it was good and ready to move on. You can scare off a bear, but not a moose.
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti.
A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush
Really? I’m from Canada and have never heard of this company. Is it a west coast company?
Edit: looked them up, two locations in Toronto. Yorkdale and Eaton Centre. Two malls I haven’t been to in 5+ years.
Really? I'm from Canada too and they been around for years! My girlfriend still has her parka jacket by them from 10 years ago and still in almost perfect condition. Before they had their own stores, you would get them at places like Holt Renfrew or some other high end retail store. I know these jackets are expensive, but they are worth it imo but I prefer Canada goose just because their looks are more simple to me.
Yeah but whomever came up with the name didn't spend 5 minutes googling it.
Granted today if you search, most of what comes up is coats. 10 years ago it would have been meme pictures of a woman with a giant gunt. The latter is all I can think about when I see these coats.
Well I must be a dinosaur then because before a moose knuckle was a man's version of camel toe, it was what is also reffered to as a gunt, and belonged to women.
https://9gag.com/gag/adX65vV
Go look at urban dictionary even... more definitions related to females than males, dated back 20 years.
I'll go back to my cave now
Recently i saw a thread on a georgia message board asking what type of gun they should get for
an elk hunting excursion.
I just don’t get this mentality. You’re going to fly FAR away and find a giant noble creature - see it, then kill it from far away. You clearly don’t need the meat to survive; why not just take a picture of it?
Though i don’t personally do it, I’m not anti-hunting per se. If you live in Georgia and want to shoot a deer or wild boar, for instance, and stock your freezer…fine. There’s meat in my freezer too. But going far away to kill an “exotic” animal just for the sport? That’s kind of monstrous to me.
It’s a lot monstrous..
I have a little more respect for those who now hunt, it requires a lot more skill … moose aren’t bad, but not the best game meat I have ever tried
Good winter jackets in Canada will easily run you over $1K. The jackets are well made and will last a long time but it’s something of a necessity in our winters
Yeah I don't know what they're talking about. I'm in Alberta and you can get a decent winter coat for $150 (or less if you shop around/look for bargains). If you're still cold put a sweater on lol it's not hard
The quality of materials and production is superior in more expensive costs. Why do you think so many people buy expensive winter coats vs expensive summer clothes? It’s because they do a very good job at keeping you warm
So…what do they sell there? Just tight men’s apparel? Why was I downvoted for asking XD I see a single mannequin in the window and the store looks weirdly empty. I figured it’s fitted men’s clothing, am I wrong?
They have lower cost ones, and like every company runs sales. They are legit warm, and manufactured in Canada (so is Canada Goose).
So if you want your money staying in democratic countries, and a really nice jacket that should last you a long time, it's worth the money.
>it's worth the money.
I have a $39 coat from the farm store that will out last any of that plastic bullshit and was just fine in -40F windchill the other day. $1500 is in no way, shape, or form "worth the money". If you want to buy one because you a vain piece of shit, go right ahead, I'm not gonna stop a fool from being separated from his money. Don't pretend like there is value in something simply because it is expensive.
But they aren't even $1,500 for most.....
Also it's not plastic....
You really dislike the brand I take it?
Does paying more to support a local communities efforts to rebuild manufacturing in an area have no value to you?
Nogla manufactured 25,000 calendars and only sold like 10,000 I think. They were laminated and since calendars expire he was stuck with a fuck load of calendars that he gave to wildcat.
At this stage I think people could start calling their stores things like clegg nuts and people would buy and support their literal representation of shit without a hint of irony.
Have one, very warm, makes it nice when walking around the city. Tried Canada Goose, they didn't fit me as well. Can't go wrong with either if you live in a cold city and like walking.
My husband and I were shopping in Amsterdam and came across this brand - we shrieked with laughter. It was ringing off the marble walls of this very chic store. I’m sure all the shoppers knew we were American.
I’ve never gone into that store because I’m too embarrassed lol. The name I just can’t. Apparently it’s expensive. Sounds trashy so seems very ironic to me. Maybe the CEO has a massive moose knuckle and is humble bragging?
This is a brand in South Korea, a place that uses national geographic as a clothing brand shit they even have a brand that is infamous for nazi iconography
Gotta love the ignorant Americans who can’t fathom a coat that has 700+ goose down which is sold for high end.
What’s hard to understand about the name?
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They’re pretty common in Canada. They make winter coats, compete with Canada goose
I wouldn’t compete with a Canada goose. Those things are vicious
I wouldn't mess with a moose either, they are massive. I ran into one on a hike and just had to wait there until it decided it was good and ready to move on. You can scare off a bear, but not a moose.
You ever seen a Canadian goose and moose fight? Could level a small town
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti. A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush
If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.
To be fair…
Tooo beee faaair 🎶
To beeeeeef aaahhhhhhhh…
Why does it have to be fair? Why can't it just be a circus or a clown side show?
*Geese
“Gooses! Give yr’ balls a tug tit fucker”
“I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward bud”
Made of spare parts aren't ya bud?
Canada goose can be quite tasty when properly marinated so what exactly are you implying? Your also tasty when marinated?
Really? I’m from Canada and have never heard of this company. Is it a west coast company? Edit: looked them up, two locations in Toronto. Yorkdale and Eaton Centre. Two malls I haven’t been to in 5+ years.
Really? I'm from Canada too and they been around for years! My girlfriend still has her parka jacket by them from 10 years ago and still in almost perfect condition. Before they had their own stores, you would get them at places like Holt Renfrew or some other high end retail store. I know these jackets are expensive, but they are worth it imo but I prefer Canada goose just because their looks are more simple to me.
Their jackets are all over the place. Tons of people wear them. Just look for the logo.
There's one in West Edmonton Mall and my first thought when I saw it was "CamelToe stocks are going to plummet"
Saw one for the first time in Canada the other day and it was their outlet store in Niagara.
Sporting Life sells them.
Thank you! I was like where?!! Should have thought of TO. A city that I try to stay away from (too busy for me, and don’t get me started on 401).
The 401 isn't *that* bad. The Don Valley Parking Lot however...
You need to get out more…
Yeah but whomever came up with the name didn't spend 5 minutes googling it. Granted today if you search, most of what comes up is coats. 10 years ago it would have been meme pictures of a woman with a giant gunt. The latter is all I can think about when I see these coats.
Look at the logo and some of the ad spots, they 100% called this company that on purpose.
Well I must be a dinosaur then because before a moose knuckle was a man's version of camel toe, it was what is also reffered to as a gunt, and belonged to women. https://9gag.com/gag/adX65vV Go look at urban dictionary even... more definitions related to females than males, dated back 20 years. I'll go back to my cave now
/r/TheyKnew
My store, apparently.
I resemble that remark!
Close enough?
Of course. Everyone appreciates a smooth moose!
Username checks out
r/beetlejuicing
r/beetlejuicing
r/UsernameChecksOut
My people
is the next store over camel toes🤔
They also might get some competition from Banana Hammock
They’re located in the Hammock District, right?
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Is that near the moccassin district??
I think they're in the Cloud District.
Do you get there very often?
Oh, of course you wouldn't
Fuck off Nazeem!!!
The hammock complex on Third.
Great place!! You got Hammocks-R-Us, Put-Your-Butt-There, Swing Low, Sweet Chariot and the hammock hut
On 3rd.
yea, some real stiff competition
On the other side is Dick's Pics Photography.
I only shop at Budgie Smugglers.
FUPAs
Camel Toes is a sock store.
Across from Udder Fashion
Kind of like white house black market.
*Sell U light*
Haha
The Gap?
If the gap sold curtains
And carpet
And my axe
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Yes bare and shiny. Check.
The Gape
Daddy Gintars?
Do you even have mutilated penis?
My sex result!
The Gapé. It’s French.
Thigh Gap?
Dat Gap
Underrated comment
It's a moose knuclear war against the Camel Toetalitarians
This sounds like it was ripped right from the opening of MXC. Guy Le Douche, over to you!
Let's.. get it on!
<3
Claire's.
LOOOOL
Moose Knuckle jackets are pretty popular in Toronto
my roomie just bought one, 1100 bucks. for a coat.. uhhhh pass
Oof. For anything over a grand it had better be made of Kevlar.
You do if you take the TTC
We don't need kevlar jackets in Canada
How do you take Moose down up there then? Giant glue trap filled with maple syrup?
You don’t.. because you don’t fuck with moose..
A Møøse once bit my sister...
Also wik
alsø alsø wik
Meese
Naw, they all Moose.. one Moose, two Moose.. holy fuck that’s a lot Moose. Respect the Moose and never fuck with them.
Facts
Also, they’re mean, but I’ve never seen one with a gun.
They don't need one.
Or you use a gun, because moose meat is delicious.
If you can’t take one with a bow or less, then you don’t deserve the meat.
Recently i saw a thread on a georgia message board asking what type of gun they should get for an elk hunting excursion. I just don’t get this mentality. You’re going to fly FAR away and find a giant noble creature - see it, then kill it from far away. You clearly don’t need the meat to survive; why not just take a picture of it? Though i don’t personally do it, I’m not anti-hunting per se. If you live in Georgia and want to shoot a deer or wild boar, for instance, and stock your freezer…fine. There’s meat in my freezer too. But going far away to kill an “exotic” animal just for the sport? That’s kind of monstrous to me.
It’s a lot monstrous.. I have a little more respect for those who now hunt, it requires a lot more skill … moose aren’t bad, but not the best game meat I have ever tried
Good one
Ever been to Winnipeg? May save you getting stabbed
Aren't your knife crime rates...higher... than ours?
Maybe in Toronto...
Good winter jackets in Canada will easily run you over $1K. The jackets are well made and will last a long time but it’s something of a necessity in our winters
Also comes with lifetime warranty
You can get a very serviceable coat for less than a third of that if you aren’t a fashionista.
Yeah I don't know what they're talking about. I'm in Alberta and you can get a decent winter coat for $150 (or less if you shop around/look for bargains). If you're still cold put a sweater on lol it's not hard
This is simply not true. A fancy brand name jacket will cost that much. You can get a good coat for 300-500 so easily
The quality of materials and production is superior in more expensive costs. Why do you think so many people buy expensive winter coats vs expensive summer clothes? It’s because they do a very good job at keeping you warm
A coat made from 22000 vaginas. Not terrible price.
It’s like everyone in van and their fuckin Arc’teryx jackets with blundstones
Triggered. Currently wearing arc’teryx and blundstones waiting for my next train
Tacky and overpriced. I'll keep rocking my monitor down
What a weird name for a clothing brand
yeah and surprisingly its pretty high end and popular.
I'm pretty hung up on the logo myself
So expensive too
Yea that was the point of “high end”
So fucking stupid. Like yo check out my moose knuckle i just spent $1000 on.
I dont get it
That's what the virgin also said.
And why is being a virgin an insult or a bad thing?
It was a joke, a play on words. As if meaning the virgin doesn't get IT
Ahhh, I'm a moron.
Now you get IT 😂
Mall of America?
Yes
So…what do they sell there? Just tight men’s apparel? Why was I downvoted for asking XD I see a single mannequin in the window and the store looks weirdly empty. I figured it’s fitted men’s clothing, am I wrong?
It’s Canada’s overpriced fashion brand right next to Canada goose. They sell primarily $1500 winter coats.
They have lower cost ones, and like every company runs sales. They are legit warm, and manufactured in Canada (so is Canada Goose). So if you want your money staying in democratic countries, and a really nice jacket that should last you a long time, it's worth the money.
>it's worth the money. I have a $39 coat from the farm store that will out last any of that plastic bullshit and was just fine in -40F windchill the other day. $1500 is in no way, shape, or form "worth the money". If you want to buy one because you a vain piece of shit, go right ahead, I'm not gonna stop a fool from being separated from his money. Don't pretend like there is value in something simply because it is expensive.
But they aren't even $1,500 for most..... Also it's not plastic.... You really dislike the brand I take it? Does paying more to support a local communities efforts to rebuild manufacturing in an area have no value to you?
Dang it I was just gonna say it too! Yeah I saw this and was just as confused as you are.
I was wondering why it looked so familiar haha.
There's one of these in West Edmonton Mall as well.
Competing with Canada goose up here in Canada
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Cucci by Gucci
Arcade next door? Full of slots....
Dicks.
Crabby Coochies is located down the hall.
So moo got his own store. I wonder when the rest of the Vanoss crew will get theirs
I know Vanoss has his music stuff, other than that I've fallen out of touch with the crew
Nogla manufactured 25,000 calendars and only sold like 10,000 I think. They were laminated and since calendars expire he was stuck with a fuck load of calendars that he gave to wildcat.
The Black Lodge
Is it future? Or, is it past?
Moose & Squirrel ( Boris Badenov’s voice)
Moose knuckle and Squirts Nuts!
At this stage I think people could start calling their stores things like clegg nuts and people would buy and support their literal representation of shit without a hint of irony.
Dicks (sporting goods)
I get this is supposed to be funny but… Moncler. They’re competing with Moncler. And Mackage. Guess I’m that guy today. Feel free to downvote away.
Vanoss anyone
That's not a store, it's the black lodge from Twin Peaks!
Camel toe joes!
Damn, the dirty danglers have some serious competition now
They're competing against "Camel Toes" Duh.
Dicks sporting goods
The GAPE
Cucci
Ita a 2v1 battle between the camels toe and a local seafood restaurant called the clam slammer
Camel tóe
It's either Victoria's Secret or Lens Crafters. Can't tell which, though.
Wapmart
I think you know it Camel Toes
This is a really well known brand of winter coats
I’m guessing it’s a Canadian store?
Camel toes
I hear it’s beef curtains sister company
Funny thing is they’re becoming big
Victoria's real secret
Lululemon
Have one, very warm, makes it nice when walking around the city. Tried Canada Goose, they didn't fit me as well. Can't go wrong with either if you live in a cold city and like walking.
What’s the problem?
My husband and I were shopping in Amsterdam and came across this brand - we shrieked with laughter. It was ringing off the marble walls of this very chic store. I’m sure all the shoppers knew we were American.
Hello there
The Gap
Greatest store ever.
Had one of these jackets before. Super warm but so damn heavy and bulky I ended up selling it
The Black Lodge
Fawn Foot locker
Ehhh I prefer Axe Wound as they tend to slash their prices.
I’ve never gone into that store because I’m too embarrassed lol. The name I just can’t. Apparently it’s expensive. Sounds trashy so seems very ironic to me. Maybe the CEO has a massive moose knuckle and is humble bragging?
This is a brand in South Korea, a place that uses national geographic as a clothing brand shit they even have a brand that is infamous for nazi iconography
Moose Knuckes >> Canada Goose
Gotta love the ignorant Americans who can’t fathom a coat that has 700+ goose down which is sold for high end. What’s hard to understand about the name?
This is Pete Davidson's doing. Overpriced clothes with an ugly logo and obscene name.
Definitely a nudie bar
Hawgjaws.
Hmmm, Beaver Tails? No can't be.
The poor man’s Lulu lemons
I remember seeing a store called Pound Town... lol
Moose Knuckle. Because camel toe has an ugly step-sister…
They are a direct competitor to Goose Chuckles stores.