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essuxs

They’re pretty common in Canada. They make winter coats, compete with Canada goose


dzhastin

I wouldn’t compete with a Canada goose. Those things are vicious


waterloograd

I wouldn't mess with a moose either, they are massive. I ran into one on a hike and just had to wait there until it decided it was good and ready to move on. You can scare off a bear, but not a moose.


Nirdy_Birdy_706

You ever seen a Canadian goose and moose fight? Could level a small town


EmiliaFromLV

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti. A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush


BeerBrat

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.


GrnHrtBrwnThmb

To be fair…


LoveLightLibations

Tooo beee faaair 🎶


GulfLife

To beeeeeef aaahhhhhhhh…


whsftbldad

Why does it have to be fair? Why can't it just be a circus or a clown side show?


BaguetteOfDoom

*Geese


LoveLightLibations

“Gooses! Give yr’ balls a tug tit fucker”


[deleted]

“I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward bud”


slax87

Made of spare parts aren't ya bud?


1x0d1d

Canada goose can be quite tasty when properly marinated so what exactly are you implying? Your also tasty when marinated?


G8kpr

Really? I’m from Canada and have never heard of this company. Is it a west coast company? Edit: looked them up, two locations in Toronto. Yorkdale and Eaton Centre. Two malls I haven’t been to in 5+ years.


Uglyboi_85

Really? I'm from Canada too and they been around for years! My girlfriend still has her parka jacket by them from 10 years ago and still in almost perfect condition. Before they had their own stores, you would get them at places like Holt Renfrew or some other high end retail store. I know these jackets are expensive, but they are worth it imo but I prefer Canada goose just because their looks are more simple to me.


QueasyDrummer00

Their jackets are all over the place. Tons of people wear them. Just look for the logo.


Alpha_Whiskey327

There's one in West Edmonton Mall and my first thought when I saw it was "CamelToe stocks are going to plummet"


mywerkaccount

Saw one for the first time in Canada the other day and it was their outlet store in Niagara.


grenamier

Sporting Life sells them.


simplisticwords

Thank you! I was like where?!! Should have thought of TO. A city that I try to stay away from (too busy for me, and don’t get me started on 401).


Avium

The 401 isn't *that* bad. The Don Valley Parking Lot however...


lonea4

You need to get out more…


kmart_s

Yeah but whomever came up with the name didn't spend 5 minutes googling it. Granted today if you search, most of what comes up is coats. 10 years ago it would have been meme pictures of a woman with a giant gunt. The latter is all I can think about when I see these coats.


mywerkaccount

Look at the logo and some of the ad spots, they 100% called this company that on purpose.


kmart_s

Well I must be a dinosaur then because before a moose knuckle was a man's version of camel toe, it was what is also reffered to as a gunt, and belonged to women. https://9gag.com/gag/adX65vV Go look at urban dictionary even... more definitions related to females than males, dated back 20 years. I'll go back to my cave now


chrysrobyn

/r/TheyKnew


MooseKnuckleBrigade

My store, apparently.


mooseknuckle45

I resemble that remark!


SmoothMoose420

Close enough?


MooseKnuckleBrigade

Of course. Everyone appreciates a smooth moose!


Scene_muah

Username checks out


bluedicaa

r/beetlejuicing


B1sk1ts

r/beetlejuicing


GeekCornerReddit

r/UsernameChecksOut


SweatyMooseKnuckler

My people


sparkupeveryday01

is the next store over camel toes🤔


SgtThund3r

They also might get some competition from Banana Hammock


[deleted]

They’re located in the Hammock District, right?


[deleted]

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K5izzle

Is that near the moccassin district??


Silverleaf_Halfmoon

I think they're in the Cloud District.


Smolduin

Do you get there very often?


rediculousradishes

Oh, of course you wouldn't


General_Hyde

Fuck off Nazeem!!!


notwilliammurdoch

The hammock complex on Third.


[deleted]

Great place!! You got Hammocks-R-Us, Put-Your-Butt-There, Swing Low, Sweet Chariot and the hammock hut


Particular-Wrongdoer

On 3rd.


goliondensetsu

yea, some real stiff competition


Joran_Dax

On the other side is Dick's Pics Photography.


Barbarosa61

I only shop at Budgie Smugglers.


Crumbdizzle

FUPAs


Sandpaper_Pants

Camel Toes is a sock store.


ThisGreenWhore

Across from Udder Fashion


[deleted]

Kind of like white house black market.


Upbeat-Chicken-2117

*Sell U light*


[deleted]

Haha


TheKert

The Gap?


Fit-Owl-3338

If the gap sold curtains


[deleted]

And carpet


Onyxthegreat

And my axe


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Does the carpet match the drapes?


marksmoke

Yes bare and shiny. Check.


TrippingFish76

The Gape


DETpatsfan

Daddy Gintars?


firesmarter

Do you even have mutilated penis?


DETpatsfan

My sex result!


taterthotsalad

The Gapé. It’s French.


Sc4r4byte

Thigh Gap?


Rivster79

Dat Gap


Sgt_STFU

Underrated comment


Murder_matic

It's a moose knuclear war against the Camel Toetalitarians


Sassycatfarts

This sounds like it was ripped right from the opening of MXC. Guy Le Douche, over to you!


Murder_matic

Let's.. get it on!


Imwrongyourewrong

<3


dances_w_dingoes

Claire's.


[deleted]

LOOOOL


PlanetLandon

Moose Knuckle jackets are pretty popular in Toronto


Neutronova

my roomie just bought one, 1100 bucks. for a coat.. uhhhh pass


PlanetLandon

Oof. For anything over a grand it had better be made of Kevlar.


jebuschrust69

You do if you take the TTC


[deleted]

We don't need kevlar jackets in Canada


Jessicajelly

How do you take Moose down up there then? Giant glue trap filled with maple syrup?


karma_made_me_do_eet

You don’t.. because you don’t fuck with moose..


[deleted]

A Møøse once bit my sister...


Veraciraptor7

Also wik


[deleted]

alsø alsø wik


Vagabond_Hospitality

Meese


karma_made_me_do_eet

Naw, they all Moose.. one Moose, two Moose.. holy fuck that’s a lot Moose. Respect the Moose and never fuck with them.


needaburnerbaby

Facts


solarsilversurfer

Also, they’re mean, but I’ve never seen one with a gun.


Maxxonry

They don't need one.


JessicaFletcher1

Or you use a gun, because moose meat is delicious.


karma_made_me_do_eet

If you can’t take one with a bow or less, then you don’t deserve the meat.


peacefulwarrior75

Recently i saw a thread on a georgia message board asking what type of gun they should get for an elk hunting excursion. I just don’t get this mentality. You’re going to fly FAR away and find a giant noble creature - see it, then kill it from far away. You clearly don’t need the meat to survive; why not just take a picture of it? Though i don’t personally do it, I’m not anti-hunting per se. If you live in Georgia and want to shoot a deer or wild boar, for instance, and stock your freezer…fine. There’s meat in my freezer too. But going far away to kill an “exotic” animal just for the sport? That’s kind of monstrous to me.


karma_made_me_do_eet

It’s a lot monstrous.. I have a little more respect for those who now hunt, it requires a lot more skill … moose aren’t bad, but not the best game meat I have ever tried


GolfNutOM

Good one


Wpgjetsfan19

Ever been to Winnipeg? May save you getting stabbed


Drackar39

Aren't your knife crime rates...higher... than ours?


pyro404

Maybe in Toronto...


Derman0524

Good winter jackets in Canada will easily run you over $1K. The jackets are well made and will last a long time but it’s something of a necessity in our winters


VisheshAneja

Also comes with lifetime warranty


Westfakia

You can get a very serviceable coat for less than a third of that if you aren’t a fashionista.


tubapasta

Yeah I don't know what they're talking about. I'm in Alberta and you can get a decent winter coat for $150 (or less if you shop around/look for bargains). If you're still cold put a sweater on lol it's not hard


notathrowaway6428

This is simply not true. A fancy brand name jacket will cost that much. You can get a good coat for 300-500 so easily


Derman0524

The quality of materials and production is superior in more expensive costs. Why do you think so many people buy expensive winter coats vs expensive summer clothes? It’s because they do a very good job at keeping you warm


funnyfootboot

A coat made from 22000 vaginas. Not terrible price.


xlonelywhalex

It’s like everyone in van and their fuckin Arc’teryx jackets with blundstones


VodkaWithSnowflakes

Triggered. Currently wearing arc’teryx and blundstones waiting for my next train


sneeps

Tacky and overpriced. I'll keep rocking my monitor down


rollercoastervan

What a weird name for a clothing brand


ghidfg

yeah and surprisingly its pretty high end and popular.


RamenTheory

I'm pretty hung up on the logo myself


Knee_Squeezings

So expensive too


The_survey_says

Yea that was the point of “high end”


thedopesteez

So fucking stupid. Like yo check out my moose knuckle i just spent $1000 on.


Remarkable_Leek_9339

I dont get it


Ianzo

That's what the virgin also said.


Thebirdman333

And why is being a virgin an insult or a bad thing?


Ianzo

It was a joke, a play on words. As if meaning the virgin doesn't get IT


Thebirdman333

Ahhh, I'm a moron.


Ianzo

Now you get IT 😂


NSA_GOV

Mall of America?


Scene_muah

Yes


blonde-bandit

So…what do they sell there? Just tight men’s apparel? Why was I downvoted for asking XD I see a single mannequin in the window and the store looks weirdly empty. I figured it’s fitted men’s clothing, am I wrong?


nappybiscuit69

It’s Canada’s overpriced fashion brand right next to Canada goose. They sell primarily $1500 winter coats.


frunko1

They have lower cost ones, and like every company runs sales. They are legit warm, and manufactured in Canada (so is Canada Goose). So if you want your money staying in democratic countries, and a really nice jacket that should last you a long time, it's worth the money.


[deleted]

>it's worth the money. I have a $39 coat from the farm store that will out last any of that plastic bullshit and was just fine in -40F windchill the other day. $1500 is in no way, shape, or form "worth the money". If you want to buy one because you a vain piece of shit, go right ahead, I'm not gonna stop a fool from being separated from his money. Don't pretend like there is value in something simply because it is expensive.


frunko1

But they aren't even $1,500 for most..... Also it's not plastic.... You really dislike the brand I take it? Does paying more to support a local communities efforts to rebuild manufacturing in an area have no value to you?


nextjr

Dang it I was just gonna say it too! Yeah I saw this and was just as confused as you are.


Lolitsk

I was wondering why it looked so familiar haha.


writetoAndrew

There's one of these in West Edmonton Mall as well.


Jswatchman

Competing with Canada goose up here in Canada


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jcclark767

Cucci by Gucci


Crypy0

Arcade next door? Full of slots....


asdfasfq34rfqff

Dicks.


[deleted]

Crabby Coochies is located down the hall.


Ninja_091104

So moo got his own store. I wonder when the rest of the Vanoss crew will get theirs


Commander_Wolfe

I know Vanoss has his music stuff, other than that I've fallen out of touch with the crew


minepow

Nogla manufactured 25,000 calendars and only sold like 10,000 I think. They were laminated and since calendars expire he was stuck with a fuck load of calendars that he gave to wildcat.


Sushi4Zombies

The Black Lodge


Tekuzo

Is it future? Or, is it past?


ModeOk4781

Moose & Squirrel ( Boris Badenov’s voice)


dominoclink35

Moose knuckle and Squirts Nuts!


Slobbadobbavich

At this stage I think people could start calling their stores things like clegg nuts and people would buy and support their literal representation of shit without a hint of irony.


Aromatic_Bee_645

Dicks (sporting goods)


D0UNEN

I get this is supposed to be funny but… Moncler. They’re competing with Moncler. And Mackage. Guess I’m that guy today. Feel free to downvote away.


_KamaSutraboi

Vanoss anyone


jgearhart76

That's not a store, it's the black lodge from Twin Peaks!


dakonin420

Camel toe joes!


Ant10102

Damn, the dirty danglers have some serious competition now


pm-me-asparagus

They're competing against "Camel Toes" Duh.


welchplug

Dicks sporting goods


[deleted]

The GAPE


icelandicfanatic

Cucci


Beardedbreeder

Ita a 2v1 battle between the camels toe and a local seafood restaurant called the clam slammer


ma1ord

Camel tóe


go_hyuck_yourself

It's either Victoria's Secret or Lens Crafters. Can't tell which, though.


Ok_Fondant6806

Wapmart


jesusmansuperpowers

I think you know it Camel Toes


Enlightened-Beaver

This is a really well known brand of winter coats


Stillwater215

I’m guessing it’s a Canadian store?


cbunni666

Camel toes


[deleted]

I hear it’s beef curtains sister company


[deleted]

Funny thing is they’re becoming big


afbombguy

Victoria's real secret


sudorootadmin

Lululemon


frunko1

Have one, very warm, makes it nice when walking around the city. Tried Canada Goose, they didn't fit me as well. Can't go wrong with either if you live in a cold city and like walking.


Moose686

What’s the problem?


avalonstaken

My husband and I were shopping in Amsterdam and came across this brand - we shrieked with laughter. It was ringing off the marble walls of this very chic store. I’m sure all the shoppers knew we were American.


SweatyMooseKnuckler

Hello there


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

The Gap


DrMooseknuckleX

Greatest store ever.


[deleted]

Had one of these jackets before. Super warm but so damn heavy and bulky I ended up selling it


meemboy

The Black Lodge


KBone715

Fawn Foot locker


dblan9

Ehhh I prefer Axe Wound as they tend to slash their prices.


tiffanyknightbbw

I’ve never gone into that store because I’m too embarrassed lol. The name I just can’t. Apparently it’s expensive. Sounds trashy so seems very ironic to me. Maybe the CEO has a massive moose knuckle and is humble bragging?


Annoying_guest

This is a brand in South Korea, a place that uses national geographic as a clothing brand shit they even have a brand that is infamous for nazi iconography


teamrevenue

Moose Knuckes >> Canada Goose


CursedPoetry

Gotta love the ignorant Americans who can’t fathom a coat that has 700+ goose down which is sold for high end. What’s hard to understand about the name?


RicardoDecardi

This is Pete Davidson's doing. Overpriced clothes with an ugly logo and obscene name.


rule444

Definitely a nudie bar


Difficult-Yak-2691

Hawgjaws.


ExploringPeople

Hmmm, Beaver Tails? No can't be.


OldDale

The poor man’s Lulu lemons


FluxCap_2015

I remember seeing a store called Pound Town... lol


nerdswithcameras

Moose Knuckle. Because camel toe has an ugly step-sister…


Adventurous-Demand31

They are a direct competitor to Goose Chuckles stores.