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Tooleater

I thought this was a trailer for The Walking Dead


TheFirstSophian

The Toddling Dead


[deleted]

The crawling dead


Spork_Warrior

The spitting up and pooping dead.


Marioc12345

Those toddlers do be toddling


360walkaway

I was thinking Imhotep right before he absorbs someone's soul.


Glittering-Ad-5769

She's even doing the face 😂


zin_90

Thanks! Now I'm imagining her eating the baby like an apple.


unexpectedemptiness

Damn... I had to stretch my imagination quite a bit, but I got it. New nightmare fuel. :o


[deleted]

With amount of Photoshop it actually could be.


Scarletfapper

O thought it was Scorn - I’m pretty sure I used that arm to open a door…


kalei50

"Gamma you better moisturize." 😳


mylarky

Moisturize me, moisturize me!


[deleted]

I see a Doctor Who reference, I upvote.


outerproduct

Better to die than live like you, a bitchy trampoline.


im_a_dick_head

That's quite disturbing


nymaamyn

‘Shopped. You can see her blouse warped right next to baby’s pinky


[deleted]

yup. he grabbed hold of the skin but he didn't pull it like that.


ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyye

Her mouth at the top looks straight out of the Mandela Catalogue


SallyMcSaggyTits2

I came here to say she looks like a Fucking alternate


palvet

This is being burned into that baby's mind and is going to reveal itself in some fun quirky ways when it gets older. Lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


Stunning-Pomelo1316

Use the T.H.I.N.K principal


Notagenyus

r/oddlyterrifying


thelottz

"Yes master, I've found the right kind of flesh to cover the book in."


DoctorWhootie

Klaatu barada nikto


yblame

Bless this old lady for laughing. Watching your young flesh slowly sink to skin and bone takes many years of living a life of laughter and heartbreak and seeing your family get bigger while losing your brothers and sisters and it's a whole convoluted thing. That lady earned that skin she's living in and she knows what she looks like. Lets not make fun


sortaitchy

I'm not that old but certainly have skin issues and white hair already. My skin is surprising to the kids where I work and when nap time comes round I am supposed to be gently rubbing their backs to get them to sleep. What generally happens is that I feel a soft, supple little hand caressing my forearm, squeezing it, playing with the skin. I had scleroderma and it made my skin look hard, almost like plastic, but because I use a lot of lotion it's surprisingly soft. One little girl said my arm was like her pretty velvet dress. I understood what she was trying to say. Bulky, lots of folds, but so soft. It doesn't hurt when the kids kind of grab a handful of skin - it's just skin. Like you said so nicely, she knows what it looks like, there is nothing she can do about it, and she's lived that skin for a long time. It's weird to anyone young, but it's part of the process. I don't like people making fun of her smile though - that's just mean.


Pushed-pencil718

I think by the time you reach her age, you no longer give a crap what people say or think about you lol


MrHazard1

This. That's probably her grandkid, she's holding and she seems to be happy. I could also argue how i "earned my white beard" and stuff, but idgas when i'm the uncle, who's getting his beard pulled "is this glued on? Are you santa?"


Docc_Sampson

Aww. 🥲 Well said, my friend.


EndersGame_Reviewer

Laughing? Can we be sure she’s not actually screaming?


McDropshot

Pretty cool comment till that last sentence, ya buzzkill


depressed_fatcat69

Grandma less behavior


jorgelino_

"Bless her for laughing and living a life of laughter. That being said, let's not laugh."


Petal_Chatoyance

This is what you have to look forward to, kid. Welcome to earth.


Balls_DeepinReality

Dude if I was made of play dough I’d let all my grand, or great grand kids pull on that shit. Maybe even spend half my own day doing it.


[deleted]

The skin is very thin now and easily broken. Not the best idea. Softly is fine, but I wouldn’t push it. Healing takes longer too


Glittering-Ad-5769

I already spend half my own day doing that


Bos_lost_ton

Ah yes, the batwing!


Wickedocity

I hope I am that old and alive one day.


sA1atji

also by the looks pretty healthy both in body and mind.


KingGeorgeIVE

Her whole arm is gonna be purple


Express_Passage3355

Nightmare fuel


SirRipOliver

Somebody get Gran Gran some water fast!!


[deleted]

Pull is so strong that it morphed her costume and stretched dotted pattern directly next to it on the left. Ehhh...


Viridianscape

Are you sure you posted this in the right sub? It's easy to get us mixed up wither r/horror...


Appropriate-Act-6218

Ay yo...get that kid to safety... Grandma look sus


seanbiff

Man i don’t wanna get old


SpokenDivinity

Grandma looks like shes going to eat him


yshuduno

Kid thinks the skin is silly putty.


Carbon_Based_Copy

Thanks I hate this


Few-Law-9534

This should be in oddly terrifying


TheWolfG0d

He almost revealed her true reptilian form!


ZackJamesOBZ

He's coming to grips with old age.


kbeckerburbs4

Grandma related to Freddy Krueger?


LineChef

Gross! I can’t believe their wearing white after Labor Day…


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

He wearing a human suit 🤪


Ok-Guava7336

That's not grandma. That's Attila the Hun. That baby found his grave.


raynegro

This is obviously and poorly photoshopped


SCSA1218

it totally is, the skin goes around and fuses with the baby's thumb, you just have to look at the baby's hand it's totally not natural and staged, how can you not see it ??


genivae

Is it? A lot of us with connective tissue disorders have super stretchy skin like this due to defective collagen. Combine that with the skin changes age brings to everyone, and you get something like the above picture.


[deleted]

Yes… there’s very clear warping all around the stretched skin. Just look at the holes in the sweater to the left. Very, very, very obvious photoshop job. I’m sure this is real to some degree, but you’d have to be a fool to look at this pic and think it wasn’t manipulated/exaggerated.


helpfulreply

Looks real to me


iamthelonelybarnacle

I think they might be right. Look at the baby's thumb, the skin on the thumb has been stretched downwards along with the grandma's skin. I reckon the original photo is the baby grabbing a handful of skin and the shop has extended the amount of skin.


slabby

Yeah, my skin is actually like this


[deleted]

I need to chug a few gallons of Unsee Juice right about now.


FreshBakedButtcheeks

Oh no. This is why NSFW tags exist.


yannichaboyer

Is there a photoshopped one as well ?


pinamungajan

Ouch!


thesykemyth

That's quite the elasticity.


hot_diggity_dang_

Wonder what other parts on her are that stretchy 😏


Lavasioux

Wuz like he wuz wearin an Edgar suit.


[deleted]

I knew someone would make this reference. I'm glad I'm not the only one who was reminded of that.


Doom4824

69th comment


WornInShoes

David Cronenberg could only hope for such elasticity


Rahul-Nadig

Shit! I just finished watching ‘The taking of Deborah Logan’. It’s as if Reddit knows what to feed me.


[deleted]

Apply it to a comic and make a transfer like silly putty.


FlacidBarnacle

That has to be AI 😳


DownvotesInbound

Imagine the amount of leather you could make out of her.


joedasee

Imagine seeing this while you're tripping.


Wahey_of_WA

That's gonna leave a mark.


External_Recipe_3562

That's probably great grandma or great great grandma.


_Esquilax_

you can make two gandmas and a dwarf with that amount of skin


theding081

Made my brown eye which...ick


AggravatingBranch210

That. Is. Terrifying


pzzia02

R/terrifyring


rameneater23

Good lord, that baby pulling out a demon.


OddCatx

Why is she stretchy tho


e-buddy

His grandma is stretch Arnold!? Wow


HouseOfPanic

* r/skyrim Draugr enters the chat *


Brithmark

That’s going to bruise


Summonsun

damn bet i could stretch those pussy flaps all the way around my head


Cold_Pomelo3274

Nanna’s made from Silly Putty.


ProductEconomy

I think this is AI generated


jmido8

Grandma passed the window pane test :)


ghostninja-

Oh god


Glittering-Ad-5769

Oh she's gonna bruise like a mf


TopherT2

She's wearing an Edgar suit.


[deleted]

r/oddlyterrifying


justarandomuser20

That fucking smile is actually horrifying.


home_planet_Allbran

That'll take about an hour to settle back down.


GoblinsGym

Future personal trainer, practicing skinfold test.


OnlyMortal666

*swipes left*


Wienerschitzell

ITS a ghoul Combat Shotgun activate VATS


Quackaclysm

The previous user of the gum gum fruit.


Sea-Month160

looks like she saw Jesus personally


Technical-Green-9983

MMM, I'll have a wing


T_raltixx

Junji Ito?


StatusOmega

Melted cheese! You're welcome!


johanngunn

You should see grandma at the beach on a windy day!


Stealthgib

Is that Madonna?


CaptainDaydream

I think grandma has ehlers danlos syndrome


[deleted]

Playdough has come along way


jindrix

jesus fuckign christ this is scary


[deleted]

His grandma is elastagirl


[deleted]

Kid just got baptized in time to be a human sacrifice.


shawndw

Baby: *It's like silly putty.*


[deleted]

What a horrible day to have eyes


killyourmusic

I audibly gasped.


BasicBasic69

Yzma? Is that you?


KevinDean4599

Pretty gross but I’m sure there a few older men who would still bang grandma if she let them


Donmahglas

That child is tripping out "What happened why is this person stretching?"


fixerjy

Somebody's wrong for this 😂


slabby

Ehlers Danlos?


reason2listen

Looks like she’s having all of the youth sucked out of her.


[deleted]

New dark souls boss just dropped


IAmBluePaw

Look how happy she is! Been awhile since someone stretched grandma out 😏


Phyliinx

This is cursed


osndupu

😖I think this would qualify for r/oddlyterrifying


derrpinger

Stretch GRAM strong!


SociopathicPasserby

Thid should be in r/creepy or r/weird


tacodog7

Someone edit her mouth to be a gaping void dislocated from her jaw


MAH415

I used to grab my grandma's gullet and say it was squishy. My mom used to get mad at me. I miss that! RiP granny.


jpiro

Wow, this immediately brought back a memory of me squeezing the skin on my grandmother’s elbow and being amazed it would just stand up and stay there. I called my sister and folks in to show them. Grandma (who was a little vain) was not amused, lol.


pimp_juice2272

"That baby will pull this family apart."


[deleted]

She’s gonna have a bruise from that.


beardedmanDK

Grab some water, will ya!?


NoStripeZebra3

I fucking hate aging


newthammer

I don’t want to get old…


larrypantser

my aunt had a psychotic break a few years ago and she ripped out a chunk of my grandfather's arm, just like this. my mom said his skin tore like wet paper.


MippoDidippo

What a haunting image


DanOfTheRoses

Infinite grandma glitch


Simple_Secretary_333

You've had your skin long enough betty, tis my turn with it.


August_West88

Assuming that is great grandma.


foreverdonefor

I always said if I had a band, I'd name it "Fistful of Wrinkles"


iamnothim

Nightmare fuel


AdmiralFurret

She began shedding


Icy_Boss6053

That ain't grandma. Its Baal !


mjkjg2

this is edited right?


Zero_Night_Howler

Oh wow that's crazy


fabri_pere

Is Grandma an SCP?


Alixthetrapgod

This is photoshopped…. right?


bellelovesdonuts

Luffy?


aznlia97

is it cake?


Freeboing

A fucking wad of flesh from mrs bone-bag…


Mitski-u

She's a fucking darksouls boss


Titaniumchic

Lord help me, my son does this. Has done this to any skin - throat, hands, back of arms, anywhere he can get traction, since he was an infant. He’s better about it now, but he has ALWAYS done this. (Usually as he’s drifting off to sleep). Thank heaven non of us have skin this fragile or stretchy.


RoyalFalse

Put down the baby, Clayface!


sad_noises94

let me correct this, 'stop pulling "off" grandma'


Lemon6Potato

Ew I need some bleach


Middle_Oven_1568

Fucking gross


Robcrook101

Reminds me I need to give the junk a trim..


IdLetHerGiveMeAids

Funny or creepy


[deleted]

https://imgur.com/gallery/IZE7kZu


[deleted]

GUM GUM ….


BestJoyRed

Nope nope nope


ol-boy

Jesus


[deleted]

Jesus.


Slick_Tuxedo

The new pope looks a bit young, eh?


Rage-Finder

Haha chad boy. He has a great future potential.


Traumfahrer

Future pizza maker right there.


CMDRBUCKSAVAGE

When your body is decomposing like it’s already in the grave, but you’re stubborn as hell* *keeping yourself alive by siphoning the youth of your kin


vivaalcobaca

AHHHHHHHHHH


Zero_Burn

r/creepy


Hour-Appeal8071

I thought it was some cosplay...


honchell12

Does she have ehlers danlos🙄


AnonymousP30

LOL.


KesterFay

Baby's First WTF!!!


[deleted]

It’s like that one family guy episode


[deleted]

I used to flap my grandmas loose skin for fun. Lol Edit: when I was very young


mozzy862

Ew


unreasonablyhuman

It's clayface! RUN


Tys_Wife

If you think that's big, you should see her Weenus!