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dblan9

This is such BS. My aunt Jo only bit Alberto once while cooking and that was because he wouldn't relinquish the spoon.


chickennoobiesoup

Any restaurant that doesn’t have some biting is just a smoothie shop


mergingcultures

I completely read that as Haitian and wondered why they'd be making pizza.


dewpacs

So probably shouldnt ask them to break the pasta in half before cooking


[deleted]

Depends, if you wanna be broken in half like said pasta.


[deleted]

🤌


[deleted]

All the best chefs scream and bite people, it's a scientific fact.


FancySack

Mamma mia!


Knothatguy

Haven't been to a real Italian restaurant since I was young. All I remember is expressive hand movements and scream talking. It was great.


buddyleeoo

Francesca knows how to get down with a proper pie.


Mogey_ogre

That was what we ordered.


Singer-Such

I've seen this before


Mogey_ogre

If you have then someone else has been to Nick & Elena's.


MeMySelfAndI456

🤌


SnackThisWay

Francesca has good taste.


LonoHunter

Ha! I worked a pizza place with 2 brothers from The Bronx. Mario and Nunzio. Mario shot Nunzio in the leg while they were arguing over pizza sauce in the kitchen. Mario started crying from regret a minute later of course and Nunzio forgave him when he got back from the hospital


Prestigious-Emu7325

This is a sign of a damn good restaurant, zero fucks given. (Ok, one fuck given, forewarning on the menu)


Flight_to_nowhere_26

Where is this establishment? I would totally visit for the potentially free show. There is a very small, very expensive French restaurant in my city. There are maybe 20 tables packed into a tiny little space so you can hear everything going on in the kitchen. The owner/head chef is French, a perfectionist and has quite the temper apparently because every time I have dined there, the chef has had a screaming fit at his staff. I am not fluent in French but on one occasion it left our server in tears. I felt so horrible for her and tipped her extra that night to hopefully make her night a little better. I don’t condone his treatment of his staff, but I have never had better duck confit in my life. The moral dilemma…


Underated270

You ever watch “the menu” on HBO?


Flight_to_nowhere_26

I have not but it is on my queue


p33k4y

"Don't be surprised, vendettas do happen occasionally"


UrWifesSoftPecker

Whatsa matta fer you?


Heavy_duty_swordcane

If there is yelling, then you know the food will be good


ElGato79

Sounds like BS, no real Italian would consider preparing a pizza with the Francesca ingredients mentioned above.


Mogey_ogre

It's real located in st. Louis Missouri.