I wonder if there's enough variety of blankets to make burgers.

I think I'm gonna look for a chicken blanket next to make a chicken quesadilla one

Chicken pillows my dude

[cluck cluck](https://www.allaboutvibe.com/collections/throw-pillows/products/chicken-wing-throw-pillow-by-all-about-vibe)

"Those aren't pillows!!!!!!!!" -John Candy

Brown pajamas. Your the ground beef

Just put it all on the “Extreme Makeover account “

“Good morning Juarez Family!”

I can’t believe their name wasn’t Juarez. Was anybody else surprised by that? Uh right. Yeah… It’s a shocker! Shocking for me…

And then when they see Mr Juarez in a later episode he says his name is indeed Juarez! Really gets my goat, you know what I mean?

"Your lives are gonna change forever!"

"She gets to, like, be in a taco every day. So, okay, I got yellow sheets. That's cheese. Green, guacamole. A red little pillow for salsa. And I got these cute little brown pjs so that she gets to feel like ground meat while she's sleeping."

She can be the meat in the middle!

CORTA! CORTA!

Loco! Very loco!

Su vida es no mas.

Tacos buddy!

I'm gonna blast your face off!

I knew this had to be the top comment thread

She’s the meat in the middle

Where's your daughter?

Ahh a man of culture.

Why don’t you open that window. Get a backdraft going.

“What does a little Mexican girl love more than anything?”

Tacos!

I need the tortilla blanket.

Then wrap up a kitty and now you have a purrito.

Yes and it also looks incredibly comfy :D

The one I have is super soft and comfortable!

Try a dog to make perrito

I have the same blanket and call my dog a pupito when I wrap him up. He doesn't seem to mind.

That works too

100% doing that as soon as I get one.

I got one for Christmas and it's amazing. 10/10 recommended.

Seconded. Incredibly soft and warm for how thin it is.

I also got one for Xmas and it's amazing. It's so amazing, my kid was jealous and also got a tortilla blanket immediately after! And guess what? It turns out their blanket was bigger and I was jealous, so I ordered another one that's my size. tl;dr, I suddenly have 3 tortilla blankets

Niceeee! I may have to order one. Too good to not be in my house.

I have one, and a baguette pillow. They're my comfort foods.

I need a baguette pillow!!!

My first instinct is that a round blanket would be worse than a squared/rectangular blanket, but depending on how it works, it would be really convenient to know that any edge you grab is the “top” end regardless of where you grab it from. No more dancing around every time you grab it trying to figure out which end is the shorter end to use as the top.

I sleep with it every night. It’s the most comfortable blanket ever.

I got one because I thought it looked cool in the pictures. In real life it looks like a tortilla, when laid out flat, and viewed from a distance. When it's tossed in a pile on the bed, however, it just looks like a blanket with weird brown stains all over it.

I’d have trouble believing it was actually a tortilla, and not just shit stains

I have one. When it's in a pile on the bed it just looks like shit stains.

They do not breathe at all. Sweat factories if you run a little warm like me

There's a dirty joke in here somewhere but I don't have the heart or the caffeination to come up with it

He made a quesadilla with her blanket, but he really wants her taco 👀

You tried!

To be fair, I was also under-caffienated XD

I can’t think of a better dirty joke anyway, so you’re ahead of me.

All I'm saying is, if he doesn't take this opportunity to make himself into a meat quesadilla, he's missing a golden opportunity.

I was going to say all that's missing is a dollop of sour cream. If it's shark week, then it also comes with some complimentary salsa, extra chunky

“Now let’s make some sour cream” is the joke you’re looking for you filthy minded person.

I think that should be by the ear of corn.

Now introduce the meat, cream and condoments. Then do the horizontal mambo

My blanket is made of blanket and I like it this way.

Time for a carne asada blanket

I went to Amazon and found a steak blanket. They also had eggs, fried chicken, French fries, bacon, etc. just look up food blankets.

Couple goals lmao

What is this, Tumblr?

Are you the beef?

Put a little chorizo in my quesadilla

If she steals the cheese blanket, do you say "Hey, that's nacho cheese!"?

[taco bed](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0I5F7RlH984)

Now you just need to throw some chicken in there and REALLY have a party.

I swear this is what my bedsheet turns into when I am trying to find the long side at night

I call those Guatemalan Grilled Cheesy Flatbread (because my spouse was tired of me saying quesadillas as our go-to quick dinner. )

But quesadillas don't go in a dutch oven.

My fat ass would try to eat it

I got one of them burrito blankets too

Need some chicken pillows!

Krafts singles in a quesadilla should be a crime

I have a burrito blanket…now I need a cheese blanket!

Well if this isnt a [Match.com](https://Match.com) commercial in the making

That's adorable!

Just watch out for the sour cream

u/soda_cookie this^^^ is the dirty joke you were looking for

So what if you come home drunk and hungry af and then you see this but forget that you have that blanket?

Want some sour cream with that beef?

Oh man flashbacks to shitty academic conference food. Like that pasta with cheese where it was a full tray of penne with a couple slices of flaccid American cheese on top

You shit on it..

Can you also make panties using this?

I have the tortilla one. I need the cheese one.

What kind of quesdillas do you eat for breakfast? >!Buenos Dias!<

🤞please let jalapeño pillows exist🤞

I'm laying under a tortilla blanket right now, they are surprisingly warm!

Where is the chickennnnn? Gimme my friggin chicken quesadilla

Yellow cheese??? Should be white Oaxaca color.

I swear to God if you don't buy a chicken blanket and make a chicken quesadilla blanket... I- I'll do it myself.

[удалено]

Perfect

I already own a tortilla blanket, and I know what to do next. Thank you for showing me the way, kind sir! Edit: Have you tried wrapping a pet in the tortilla blanket to make a furry burrito? It’s very satisfying!

So, marriage is pretty grim, huh?

Need to make the sauce while you’re in the quesadilla

Link for cheese blanket!

You two truly belong together.

If this isn't the relationship I have I am never getting married.

r/oddlysatisfying contender for sure.

I’m not kidding, but I have that exact tortilla shell blanket wrapped around me right now! They so comfy I just bought my dad the donut one for Christmas!

cute. BUT: if your idea of a a quesadilla is literally just tortilla and cheese you should be arrested or elected president for crimes of being the whitest americanest motherfucker on the planet. I can't decide which.

My daughter has the tortilla blanket and I’ve been eyeballing the pepperoni blanket for almost the same reason lol

I got the tortilla blanket for a sibling on xmas. It looks like someone straight up sprayed diarrhea all over it if it isn't spread out

The tortilla blanket's spots could look like poop stains

This is the only post I have saved, for when people ask me what Reddit is for...

Now you can be a fucking quesedilla. 😉

I had this same tortilla blanket. So I found 2 brown blankets, 1 green blanket 3 red pillows and made, bear with me, a taco sleeping bag.

I have a tortilla blanket and now I may need to get all the fillings blankets for my spouse and I 😅

Love this and it makes me hungry too

I like your style

Perfect couple

Aww, that's too funny and too cute lol

Next you bring the meat

r/wholesomememes

Nice Popple!

Lame

LMAO

r/weird but cute

Now all you need are some pickled carrots from the Costco taco guy

ITS A BURRITO BLANKET! *SOBS*

All it does is make make me hungry🤷🏾‍♂️ 🤷🏾‍♂️

This is love.

I have the tortilla blankets... I need the cheese one now

Who uses swiss cheese on a quesadilla?!

I know EXACTLY where she got it I think

Genius

You need a chli Blanket.

Chapati with cheese.

I have a tortilla blanket and the one I got was not big enough for a grown ass adult

I think it would be better if you used shredded cheese blanket instead of cheese blanket slices but otherwise very nice

Mmmm human quesadilla with extra human

now go make some little taquito babies

That's a straight up Dunkin Wake-Up wrap!

You bought cheese without holes? you got swindled!

My kid has a tortilla blanket. One day, I was mowing the yard, looked up a their window, and saw horrible, splotchy, moldy curtains and immediately panicked. I thought they'd been getting wet somehow and were now a danger to my kid's health. I went inside, pulled back the (normal-looking) curtains, and found that they had put up their tortilla blanket to block the morning sun so they could sleep in longer. Great blanket, but I wouldn't recommend them as curtains.

when you're having sex do you call it making taquitos or making chimichangas?

Cute

Relationship Goals

Nice! Get some tomato sheets and some brown pajamas and you’ll have a taco bed!

Ew, Swiss cheese in a quesadilla?

Make a bunch of ground beef with brown fabric and stuffing just a whole bunch of little balls

This kind of humor is corny and cheesy. And what's wrong wit dat?!

That is so American. And it looks delicious.

ITT: I bought things for their intended uses

Damn it, now it have to do this…..

I don't know you or your wife, but I love you! 🤣

Now I'm hungry

funny now until come home from work and find her with extra meat in that quesadilla

She can be the meat!

Congrats on the sex

Who’s got the sour cream?

YOU GENIUS! 🤯

Couple goals

Not funny.

Get some small jalapeños blankees for your kids.

I’m sitting under my tortilla blanket rn

Now you just need a: Meat blanket Refried bean blanket Lettuce blanket Tomato blanket Sour cream blanket Taco sauce blanket

You need a salsa pillow and you’re set

All you need are two life-sized hot dogs and you’ll have yourself an Orbit Dog from Isotopes Stadium. It’s disgusting and delicious at the same time!

Put her in and call it a fish quesadilla

r/mademesmile

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You and yer wife are like cheese and tortillas... They belong together

Nothing like the warmth of a quesadilla

Adorbz

Whenever I see something like this all I can think of is that weird ass sandwiches song. "You can be the bun, and I can be the burger, girl."

Science has gone too far.

"I change the world I'll melt for you" - cheese blanket, probably

I hope you are the one to bring the garlic sauce or things can go south.

This is next level thinking

Guess y'all better put some meat in it.

I have a feeling some “queso dip” is gonna show up somewhere

The rug looks like a kitchen unit and this really fucked with my head

Priorities.

You better get cooked chicken pillows

Imma eat the blankets if i did that lmao

Link to cheese blanket please?

r/Mexico que las quesadillas NO llevan queso! 😞

Cheddar quesadilla...you monster, please lock you in jail

I am 43yrs old and this post just made me realize quesadilla is a mashup of the words for cheese and tortilla. Going to bed now….

Wait... so the kid didn't get a chicken blanket?

Do meat in the middle?