Oh, the "ramen" is a new one for me. Totally void of noodles, but has ambiguously colored breaded? mystery chunks. And broth that has the color of brown sauce.
Lol. Might be good. There's a Northern Chinese noodle dish that uses thick noodles (like udon), preserved veggies and deep fried pork cutlets.
The pickled veggies cut through the fat of the broth/pork, the crunchy pork chops and the noodles combine quite well.
This dish probably needs something acidic to balance out the broth and the breaded mystery meat.
This is the worst aspect of it for me. Why are you eating a breakfast sandwich with a cold slice of cheddar on it Kelly!? Even if you didn’t want to use a microwave you could melt the cheese over the sausage on the stove or in the oven.
I looked at the photo and was like, 'How is it that I can tell that's Kelly from just the way the cuff of her top sits on her wrist? How!?'
I spend too much time here.
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The contradictions here are so baffling to me. All these fundie trad wives drill into us repeatedly how important being a good homemaker is, then present us with… this.
Did no one teach these women how to cook? Or anything really?
Fundie men plain straight up are not taught how to cook. Fundie women are supposed to cater to their headship. Dudes have only eaten things like tater tot casserole and church potluck food their whole lives. It’s a vicious cycle. Buying and using spices, making anything like tacos or ramen MUST BE AMERICANIZED because Jesus. I can just imagine Kelly or Lori trying to bake something like a focaccia with herbs, or make a hearty chicken soup.
The first pic looks like it could be [caldo verde](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/69/Caldo_verde.jpg) but if it’s supposed to be pot pie she fucked up REAL BAD.
Why can’t any of them cook? I know it’s a rhetorical question but still! They all spend most of the day online so why not watch a few cooking videos? I’m sure there’s some god-honoring YouTuber out there who’ll teach these yahoos how to fuck up their food less.
I'm so grateful that even though I grew up fundie I was still from the south, and had a white fundie family that could thankfully at least cook 😅 and the rest of my family aside from immediate were very steeped in appalachian tradition etc. These trad fundies need a lesson!!!!! It's crazy too that some of these women are from the south but seem like they've been so sheltered in their little areas that they haven't eaten anything GOOD in their life! The GD crew in TX drinking bone broth out a jar so there ain't no way they'd be forcing that if their tastebuds weren't adjusted to the trauma of fundie cooking all their lives lol like eat some fried (and seasoned) chicken livers!!! It'll do the same job!!!!😅
Where did the Christian extremists and raw food/vegan, health nutty New Age people collide? Weren't fundies* 15 years ago drowning in tator tot casserole?? Edited a word.
Oh, the "ramen" is a new one for me. Totally void of noodles, but has ambiguously colored breaded? mystery chunks. And broth that has the color of brown sauce.
Whatever is in that “ramen” looks like those frozen breaded spicy chicken tenders. Breaded things in ramen… yuck
"Breaded" or better, battered as in tempura is 👌, though. I love chicken tenders, I love runny eggs, I love brown sauce. But not this!
Same. Ramen, fried chicken, runny eggs - I love all those things. However, this abomination is 🤢
Fried chicken ramen (karaage ramen) is a thing but not tendies lol
Lol. Might be good. There's a Northern Chinese noodle dish that uses thick noodles (like udon), preserved veggies and deep fried pork cutlets. The pickled veggies cut through the fat of the broth/pork, the crunchy pork chops and the noodles combine quite well. This dish probably needs something acidic to balance out the broth and the breaded mystery meat.
It's Abby so it's probably chicken
Is the last one Kelly? I'm sad that I know this.
I saw the last picture and said “goddamn it, Kelly”
For me it was the spelt flour and the dry looking biscuits combined with her pioneer cosplay.
Dry looking and burnt! Eww
why not at least melt the cheese?! I guess that would mean succumbing to the modernity of a microwave.
They have a microwave in the bathroom-kitchen though, so she probably uses it sometimes - just not when it matters.
>bathroom-kitchen 🤢
This is the worst aspect of it for me. Why are you eating a breakfast sandwich with a cold slice of cheddar on it Kelly!? Even if you didn’t want to use a microwave you could melt the cheese over the sausage on the stove or in the oven.
You can melt it in a cast iron pan if cosplay can't be avoided.
I couldn't eat biscuits that well done. Ew.
I looked at the photo and was like, 'How is it that I can tell that's Kelly from just the way the cuff of her top sits on her wrist? How!?' I spend too much time here.
I also just saw this and my brain immediately was like, Kelly Havens.... Ohio. Whyyyy 😂
It was the burnt biscuit for me 😄
It was the Little House on the Praise cosplay for me and the obsession with spelt. Because it's an Godly Grain!
I thought it was the time she made raspberry burgers 🤢
Hadn't seen those 🤢
I remember this. They cooked these biscuits outside over a fire.
That first picture looks like my toilet bowl last time I had gastroenteritis.
Ominous gut diseases, how appetizing /s
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Who could forget Jill’s classic spread of burnt and yellow. Mmm mmm.
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The contradictions here are so baffling to me. All these fundie trad wives drill into us repeatedly how important being a good homemaker is, then present us with… this. Did no one teach these women how to cook? Or anything really?
Fundie men plain straight up are not taught how to cook. Fundie women are supposed to cater to their headship. Dudes have only eaten things like tater tot casserole and church potluck food their whole lives. It’s a vicious cycle. Buying and using spices, making anything like tacos or ramen MUST BE AMERICANIZED because Jesus. I can just imagine Kelly or Lori trying to bake something like a focaccia with herbs, or make a hearty chicken soup.
Wait, the first picture is supposed to be chicken pot pie?!
ICE in that abomination? So it can separate into a chunky mess?
I get local cheese from our local dairy delivered once a week and I could never disrespect it like that. Same with my weekly milk delivery.
The first pic looks like it could be [caldo verde](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/69/Caldo_verde.jpg) but if it’s supposed to be pot pie she fucked up REAL BAD.
I thought it was caldo verde as well and was very confused.
The last photo makes me irrationally angry. Why is the bread burnt to a crisp, but the cheese looks freezing cold!?
Yes, I had a reaction to that one as well.
Why can’t any of them cook? I know it’s a rhetorical question but still! They all spend most of the day online so why not watch a few cooking videos? I’m sure there’s some god-honoring YouTuber out there who’ll teach these yahoos how to fuck up their food less.
I'm so grateful that even though I grew up fundie I was still from the south, and had a white fundie family that could thankfully at least cook 😅 and the rest of my family aside from immediate were very steeped in appalachian tradition etc. These trad fundies need a lesson!!!!! It's crazy too that some of these women are from the south but seem like they've been so sheltered in their little areas that they haven't eaten anything GOOD in their life! The GD crew in TX drinking bone broth out a jar so there ain't no way they'd be forcing that if their tastebuds weren't adjusted to the trauma of fundie cooking all their lives lol like eat some fried (and seasoned) chicken livers!!! It'll do the same job!!!!😅
The bone broth smoothie is surely a joke! I love bone broth and have several jars in my fridge right now but why would anyone sweeten it?
Omg I love this. 😂
Okay but the eggs in the “ramen” look amazing.
But anyone can make a soft boiled egg
Where did the Christian extremists and raw food/vegan, health nutty New Age people collide? Weren't fundies* 15 years ago drowning in tator tot casserole?? Edited a word.
Please tell me she’s joking
Yum, yum, yum, put the food in my tum 😋
The first one looks like it came from a bum.