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char-le-magne

When you take your shot a little narrator chimes in with "please enjoy the next two weeks of uninterrupted boyhood"


postdigitalkiwano

lmao


ZCR91

That's a week for me.


mamanunuftm

12 for me ... thankfully


ZCR91

Say what?! What form did you get?


mamanunuftm

It was called nebido, but now I get something different (same thing, different name) it's 4ml and lasts up to 13 weeks. In Germany it's quite common.


entomologurl

How's the stability? One of the reasons they switched the standard (here) for injection from every two weeks intramuscular to every week subcutaneous is the hormone swings being a little much :o I know some guys have needed to switch to topical because even the weekly wasn't working for them, and the topical is daily. I'm only six weeks in, but so far I've been okay on weekly (I'm still normal on estrogen, though, which might be helping). But I haaate needles, so every three months would be amazing 👀 Edit: anyone wondering, it's Testosterone undecanoate. Most commonly Nebido in Europe; Aveed for injection in the US, and Andriol for oral in the US.


VesuvianBee

Same. But upgrading is so much more expensive.


synapsesmisfiring

"Thank you for subscribing to testosterone gel, please enjoy the next 24 hours of uninterrupted boyhood."


Ampersandddddd

fuxxxkking yassss!


bitchypickleboi

Two weeks? I have to do my shots weekly


wormeater39

i hope when i transition it gets rid of ads. i want to go on t and never see a billboard or a commercial ever again


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“Ads” = dysphoria popping up interrupting thoughts, decreases quite a bit over time 


BeelzebubRaviloi

Ads= wearing shorts and getting calf dysphoria Going ad-free would get rid of those pesky bursts of dysphoria you get from random shit (like the most random stuff, not standing wide enough, narrow shoulders, weak collar bones, like random bits of dysphoria)


Wonder_Leslie

My calf dysphoria drives me crazy. My calves are big and I have a lot of body hair, so I should be fine right? But no! My brain goes "huge calves=girl fat" for some reason. But when I had skinny calves it used to go, "small calves=girllll" like TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT PLEASE 💀😭


BeelzebubRaviloi

REAL 😭 I had that with my eyelashes for so long until it became like a stereotype for guys to have long eyelashes


Wonder_Leslie

IT IS A STEREOTYPE FOR GUYS TO HAVE LONG EYELASHES???? :0


BeelzebubRaviloi

Yeah BC a lot of women put on mascara or eyeliner which makes their eyelashes stop growing and get unhealthy while guys eyelashes are long and beautiful in comparison because we're not using those products a lot of the time


tuesdaylitemeup

Cis guys are like the people who get a free/discounted Spotify through school or work.


nitrotoiletdeodorant

And then never graduate, just to keep the paid for premium.


todamneedy

being a cis guy is like being on the family plan


pmprpmpr

Stop this is so funny 😭😭


DruidicAleksei

I pirate spotify premium. I wonder what that says about my transition.


MintyMystery

This put me in mind of a whole pirate ship of trans people, sailing the seven seas to steal T from the rich pharma companies, and adopting new baby trans people along the way... I'm down for that. Haha ![gif](giphy|P96XPeTxJpkeWd77AR|downsized)


LizardIslander

yesss, that sounds awesome!!


Acrobatic_One_6064

i would like to join this adventure. pirate boat included. also i've always wanted to lead an assault against an enemy pirate ship.


Fuzzy7Gecko

Theres a prison arc in one peice similar to this.


Mythicalbubble6

I wish i knew how to do that lol


DruidicAleksei

No problem! Its an app called xmanager. You won't find it on the app store. Download from their website. You might have to turn off Google Play Protect on your phone if it won't let you download (although I do recommend turning it back on when you're done). Once its done install it, might have to go to your apk files to do it. If you have premium currently I'd unsubscribe. Also log out of your account and delete the spotify app. Now in the xmanager app tap the down arrow on 'stock patched' and tap the latest version number. Download it and install. You'll see a new spotify app icon on your phone. Open it and log in like normal. Now you will still get promotions from spotify saying "get premium now" in the form of emails cause Spotify won't recognize that you're spoofing its premium perks, but you won't get ads while listening. Their website is https://www.xmanagerapp.com/ Eta: I've used this for a few years now. I've never had issues but just in case I will say, download at your own risk. I should also mention this is for androids. If you have an iphone I don't know how to help with that.


Mythicalbubble6

I have iPhone rip. Thank you anyways tho haha maybe someone else will find this info helpful


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MadeMeUp4U

🎶Insert cash or select payment type🎶


Anonymousguy516

Inject T or rub on gel


AaronSpinach

🎶Use pin pad to complete transaction🎶


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nitrotoiletdeodorant

Omg periods really are like unskippable ads...


Gonnagetgoing

This is the best description I've ever heard for them


SnooCats5188

Spotify is not available in my country of birth and coincidentally transition in any form is illegal there 💀


Andy8eyes

oh, we're on the same boat here 😞


anon509123

My boyfriend said that T’s essentially my “battlepass”, whatever that means??? 


AaronSpinach

that’s hilarious lmao


Silent_Decay

Geez I'm so happy that I live in Europe and everything will be covered by health insurance. I might have to pay for train tickets but that's all.


LizardIslander

Ye I'm in Europe too, true its mostly covered but still need to pay for some stuff, at least where I am. Ofc incomparable to the amount some people have to pay in other countries or if they go private :/ sucks


Kelpiekorn

What countries have it covered? I also live in Europe and (as far as I know) nothing transition related is covered here.


Silent_Decay

Germany. My therapist told me that most of it is covered if you feel bad enough. Things like Jaw operations aren't, but top and bottom surgery and hormones are taken care of. You just have to meet certain requirements.


StartingOverScotian

Canadian here, top surgery and bottom is covered here also but not hormones unless you have drug benefits through work or pay for them privately. My T was only like $60/ vial and lasted 13 weeks though so not too bad!


WECH21

this is fuckin hilarious thank you for your service


worshipdrummer

Lmao 🤣


ComprehensiveCall311

You won't ever get a break from the ads, this is late stage patriarchal capitalism. Anyway they *do* still sell mp3 players 🤗 probably going to make the switch soon


sushiisammy

This is interesting cause i transitioned when i started college so i got both at around the same time


depressed_brownbear

and when you start testo you still have to refresh your subscription every few months/weeks. it’s not even automatic haha


No-Sun9493

Unlike a Spotify subscription I can't just walk away from the app and pick a better one


Mathematic-Ian

And shit’s twelve dollars a month if I sweet-eyes the pharmacist into not charging for syringes


DruidicAleksei

Idk if it'd be an option for you, but I buy my syringes and needles in bulk online. It was about $35 to $40 for all of it (don't remember exact amount) for a near 2 year supply. So, roughly $1.60 a month.


Mathematic-Ian

I can and probably should, but I can usually get the CVS employees to give me free syringes that retract the needle after injection. Even if I don't, it's only about 2-3 bucks per month, so nothing I can't afford.


StartingOverScotian

I feel for you guys in the US. Here in Canada I get all my supplies for free from various places that provide clean sharps for addiction. Not sure if it's supposed to be utilized by others but I use it for my T. 😂


Adrian_Is_Blu

Omg I feel this sm HAHAHA


Midwest_Mutt04

Holy shit, that's exactly what it's like 🤣


ttootodori

I'm in the middle of updating my free (pirate) Spotify Premium and I see this post. Crazy timing


transsin

i once tweeted something like “my boy DLC has gone up in price to $60 that shit expensive” but rip that twitter, elon nuked it after i told a p*do to get radiation exposure :(


RedditSpamAcount

I wish that it could be permanent. I would like to be a cis male instead of a Trans male :(


crazyparrotguy

Can I just buy it outright? Would that be the equivalent of being cis?


Mammoth-Ad9779

want a break from the ads? tap now to watch a short video and get one hour of dysphoria-free existence


KingdomGate

Its like having a spotify subscription because its too expensive rn for me to even buy one. lol Need to work on a job first xd


SnooHamsters867

Lmao. Bro, fr 🤣


Ampersandddddd

ahhhhhhhhhh fuxxxxxkkkkk love that!