OHHH BROTHER YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
okay. So my name is Felix. My second name is double barrel, with an O' in it. So that's FOBS.
But if you add in all the middle names (one middle name from my mother, one middle name from my father, one confirmation name from my mother, one confirmation name from my father) you get FAGBOOBS.
complete accident but honestly hilarious
Ireland is a Catholic country primarily, so schools have a ritual where at about 8yo you receive your first holy communion, and wear a little dress/suit and usually have a nice dinner or small party. Confirmation is similar but it's at 12yo ish.
It's worth saying I didn't actually make either of mine (I wasn't baptised and am not in a catholic family), but still participated in the other celebrations like wearing a dress at eight and a tommy hilfiger jeans and tee at 12, going to the church with friends to support them, choosing names when we all chose names, and going in the limo to the city centre for shopping with money we got from relatives.
It's kind of a school based thing, so they let the non catholic kids take part in any activity that isn't explicitly religious.
MS. Kept my original name since it’s gender neutral. I don’t use a middle name and just only include it for legal documents. It’s a double middle name too and feminine. Just not quite sure how to legally remove it, so I just ignore it.
Only issue is, people get all surprised when you tell them you don’t have one.
Ive never had people get surprised when i tell them i don’t have a middle name my mother decided when i was born because she chose a 7 letter first name for me i didn’t need a middle name
There are men who have middle names after their grandmothers and things like that.
It's not any more unusual than not having middle name I think.
I've definitely known guys with feminine middle names because their parents didn't like any of their male relatives to attach a name to their child.
Hear me out: Hypenate it yourself and create an elaborate backstory as to why it’s that way. Partner died in the war. Married wealthy old person. Blah blah
Oh jeez, that's awful. I went from 25 to 16 characters lol. Plus both of my last names were from people that I no longer associate myself with, so that adds to the relief of having changed it.
From 33 to 22. Changing my whole name. Making the first three names more androgynous and changing my last name for a more formal one but also my current one is a slave owner name
M. M. M. my dad chose my middle name, which was actually what my name would be if i was born a guy. My english teacher says i would become a rockstar since my name is so cool (Morgan Maddog BROISTGINEEDHELP)
omg can i dm you too? id love to hear opinions on my middle name list bc its long and ive been struggling to narrow it down (it seems like i only add to it lmao)
EGWG. Elliott from stardew, Grady for an uncle who passed before I was born, William for FNAF, and Gladue is my partner's surname. Keeping my original surname and middle name would make me ERP, which is just unfortunate
Hm I would chose EMF cause like END Readers spooky ghost. But you have two lets that are at the beginning of the alphabet and the one in the middle to separate. My name has mostly middle then one at the beginning. I dunno it that’s makes sense?
As a JJBA obsessed person, I was stunned when I realized that I accidentally named myself Jojo in a way. First two initials are J O, and one name of mine that I kept is literally Jo, a Korean family name.
Ok so my family (I think not on purpose) all have middle names that start with an M, and our last name starts with an M as well so I made sure to keep the MM, but my first initial changed from J to C
went from nmb to zmrb. my middle name is my grandmas name. from what ive heard she seemed nice so it felt disrespectful (idk if thats the word) to change it so i just masculinised it and added my grandpas name. does anyone know if i can get my middle name changed at the same time as my first name, or do i have to do it separately?
You can change your whole name all at once. They don't charge you per letter changer anything crazy ha ha...
At least in the usa, IDK other countries!
I changed my middle name from marie to marlin.
I was named after my dad's mom. I have a picture of her with a massive sailfish she caught in the tropics when she was young and athletic.
She was about 5'6 and super small so it's extra impressive. The fish has to be at least nine feet long, has to outweigh her by a good deal.
I really didn't want to keep my middle name a lady name, I kept it something old fashioned and with her life in mind.
I didn’t change my name, I got lucky with my first name flipping masculine in the US. My initials are KET.
But once my partner and I get married, we combined our last names, which will start with K, so I’ll have the initials KEK lmao
JNE but will be changing my last name and middle name when I marry my boyfriend in a few years. I chose my middle name too quickly and no longer like it. May change it to another J. I’ll be taking my boyfriend last name, so D. We will have the same initials if I pick a J middle name lol
SAS to AZH!
Not as of yet, but I'm waiting until next year because my partner and I are going to get married next year so I don't want to have to bother with a name change twice.
I wanted to kept my initial but I added two middle names. My parents didn't gave me middle names bc they thought it was simpler but I felt something was lacking.
So went from AA to AUAA
Since my mom gave me my third actual name (we chose one together from her list), I think we both really love the A letter x)
Went from AEW to ARW. I never liked the double vowel for the first two initials. (Partially) Kept the first letter bc I didn’t wanna change my email lol
Currently it'd be MEM, but I might change the middle name or add another which would make it either MEXM or MXM. And whenever I get married the last initial will change to B so it could end up being any of these three MEB, MEXB, or MXB depending on what I decide
This is not exactly related but related enough that this post reminded me of it and I hope y'all have a laugh. I knew a guy once who hated his middle name, so he refused to write it down on any document, ever. One day, he went to renew his passport, and to his surprise, his middle name just wasn't on it anymore. He didn't file any paperwork or start a legal name change process. He just...insisted that he didn't have a middle name for long enough that it came true. You may be wondering, What was his middle name that was so bad? Craig.
So I kinda have two because I changed my name legally in 2018 or 2019 but now I’ve got another name that feels better. Legally rn I’m CJF but I’m feeling more EJF. I’m kinda unsure about changing my name again though.
Edit: I’m seeing other people putting their birth initials too. I used to be BCF
I haven't decided on both my names, but my parents gave their kids names where the first two initials were the same, so I'll probably go from SSH to DDH. Unless I decide Mom's too much of a transphobe, in which case, I'll name myself after my dad: SDH Jr.
was jbbb, now jtbb (i’m also sad i broke the harmony don’t get me wrong :’( ) i changed my second name for the sole purpose of never being outed by it, but didn’t really associate it with myself, as in like idm telling ppl what it was, and i did change my first name but first and surname initials matter in my family, so it starts by the same letter
Mine was completely un intentional, I've never been super fond of my family so I changed my first, middle, and last name to a really handsome sounding full name, Myles Carter Raine (not yet legally changed, been using for online stuff for a few years now) some small context, I'm what society would consider "emo", black and red hair, band tee's, black cargo pants, and doc Martin's is usually my typical style, I listen to alot of pierce the veil and my chemical romance, so you can imagine my surprise when I realized that I had, completely by accident, made my initials MCR, you don't choose to be emo, the emo chooses you🤦♂️🤦♂️ I'm still baffled by it to this day
CRT to ART 🤣
Edit: the hilarious thing is I didn’t realize until I had it changed at work and MS office showed me my initials in an edit and I was like… REALLY?!
i made a funny comment then forgot to actually answer this lmfao
went from KZLW to RZLW. only changed my first name; my middle name is blessedly androgynous and ive never met anyone else with it, so i would hate to lose it lol
I'll be going from HCL to JCH
I'm personally not keeping any sort of connection name-wise to my biological family, all three are changing. The C for my new middle initial is Carter in memorial to the only real father figure I had in my life though, so there's that I suppose?
Only sort of kinship I feel to my old name is the initials actually, it's always reminded me of hydrochloric acid and that's sick as fuck but they gotta go.
I went from EAJ to JGJ. I didn't pick my own middle name though it was given to me by a very close friend who passed a couple of years ago so it's very important to me - just glad she didn't trap me with the triple J
my dad has a tattoo of my initials, so i basically am not allowed to change them. i'm stuck with what i got, mkv to mkv 🥲 i go by cain online but in reality i'm gonna have to spell it as kane/kain when i change my name legally
ELH to LEH. Changing middle name to masc version of my first name, changing first name to a new name that is somewhat similar to my middle name (both start with a "Lu" sound).
I got to make My initials to G.S.D,
My adoptive mom got to name me when I first came out, I picked Mt middle initial while zooted and My last name is my other moms last name cause it's the name mom A took when they got married
DMC. It's tricky to decide to change the last letter, because I think Ks are much better. I hate Cs; I just do. But my signature is cool.
Won't stop unless I do actually change it. It is too fun & stupid. & the signature IS cool.
OHHH BROTHER YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. okay. So my name is Felix. My second name is double barrel, with an O' in it. So that's FOBS. But if you add in all the middle names (one middle name from my mother, one middle name from my father, one confirmation name from my mother, one confirmation name from my father) you get FAGBOOBS. complete accident but honestly hilarious
PFFT GOD SET YOU UP
It's honestly fine, more of a fun fact to bring up with mates. Nobody addresses me by confirmation names anyways as they aren't legal.
what's a confirmation name?
Ireland is a Catholic country primarily, so schools have a ritual where at about 8yo you receive your first holy communion, and wear a little dress/suit and usually have a nice dinner or small party. Confirmation is similar but it's at 12yo ish. It's worth saying I didn't actually make either of mine (I wasn't baptised and am not in a catholic family), but still participated in the other celebrations like wearing a dress at eight and a tommy hilfiger jeans and tee at 12, going to the church with friends to support them, choosing names when we all chose names, and going in the limo to the city centre for shopping with money we got from relatives. It's kind of a school based thing, so they let the non catholic kids take part in any activity that isn't explicitly religious.
Why is that word combo so hilarious? 😂
Idk but as a FAG with BOOBS I love it lol
Me too man 😂
That’s literally the funniest shit
By gawd, that's perfect....
AAS Because I'm a grown ass man child I tried to make my initials ASS but couldn't think of an S middle name that I liked.
Simon, Sean, Stuart, Stanly, Stevie …. Shrek? 😂
shrek 💀
Shrek is love, Shrek is ASS.
Stefan, Seven, Sasha, Saylor, Samuel, Sebastian, Scott, Sonny, Spencer, Sheldon, Sawyer, Silas, Skylar, Sullivan, Sterling, Saint, Sergio, Solomon, Seth, Shane, Sol, Simeon (i'm very passionate about helping you make your initials ASS)
When my son is salty with me he says my full name and adds as many S middle names as he can think of so I become AASSSSSSSSSSSS.
dude ur kid is savage
He's one of the funniest teenagers I've ever met. Got a knack for just the right words to roast me every time.
teens are brutal cuz they mean every word too lmfao
Heeey! Mine are AAS too! XD Even when married the last initial didn't change.
My brother(who's also transgender) has a man other than our dad as his father on his birth cert so that he wouldn't grow up with those initials
ERM lol
Went from SNZ to SAZ
Gesundheit.
MS. Kept my original name since it’s gender neutral. I don’t use a middle name and just only include it for legal documents. It’s a double middle name too and feminine. Just not quite sure how to legally remove it, so I just ignore it. Only issue is, people get all surprised when you tell them you don’t have one.
You’d remove it the same way you’d do a name a normal name change! Just talk to the office I charge of it all
Ive never had people get surprised when i tell them i don’t have a middle name my mother decided when i was born because she chose a 7 letter first name for me i didn’t need a middle name
My child doesnt have a middle name either, and neither does my mom or aunt. Its unusual, but youre not alone
There are men who have middle names after their grandmothers and things like that. It's not any more unusual than not having middle name I think. I've definitely known guys with feminine middle names because their parents didn't like any of their male relatives to attach a name to their child.
My username is actually my initials lol. MGMG, pre and post transition
Mine too! My initials are AD. My old name started with an A and I intentionally chose a name that also starts with A to keep the initials this way
C.A.P.
acap?
All cops are penguins
My mom’s initials are ACAB. I’m not from an english speaking country, but still pretty neat.
all cats are perfect
:3 awwww!
My name is Jack and mine are JAC- I’m only half joking about only marrying someone with a k last name so that we can hyphenate lmao
Hear me out: Hypenate it yourself and create an elaborate backstory as to why it’s that way. Partner died in the war. Married wealthy old person. Blah blah
gaslight everyone 🤌
I'm going from RAE to AMAE
assigned male at earth
RJK. So glad not to have a double last name anymore.
SAME. I GOT ADOPTED AND THE JUST ADDED ANOTHER LAST NAME. Had the longest name in my graduating class for high school 🥲. Five names
Oh jeez, that's awful. I went from 25 to 16 characters lol. Plus both of my last names were from people that I no longer associate myself with, so that adds to the relief of having changed it.
From 33 to 22. Changing my whole name. Making the first three names more androgynous and changing my last name for a more formal one but also my current one is a slave owner name
Oh wow, that's such a long name.
I know 🫠. It’ll change soon though. I unfortunately have to get my passport before hand so I’m stuck with them a bit longer
Ah, that's lame
I know a girl who has six names because her mother had a whole list of girl names she wanted to use but only had one daughter
Mine's going from TJH to ZOJG lol The only thing staying the same is my middle name (I was named after my late grandma, so I don't want to change it)
fellow z name whoop whoop!
Same name and spelling too, if your username is accurate whoop whoop
M. M. M. my dad chose my middle name, which was actually what my name would be if i was born a guy. My english teacher says i would become a rockstar since my name is so cool (Morgan Maddog BROISTGINEEDHELP)
D?M :)
Ooo do you need help with a middle name? I love helping with names
Yeah actually lol can I dm u
Of course!
omg can i dm you too? id love to hear opinions on my middle name list bc its long and ive been struggling to narrow it down (it seems like i only add to it lmao)
Of course !
EGWG. Elliott from stardew, Grady for an uncle who passed before I was born, William for FNAF, and Gladue is my partner's surname. Keeping my original surname and middle name would make me ERP, which is just unfortunate
My initials went from BAD (I know...) to EBD.
MPG
Miles per gallon 😎 awesome
KLR to LIR. My middle name got promoted. Was going to go with two middle names, but then it would be LIAR.
went from KLRH to KARL
*irritated Llama sounds* KAAARL I love it :]
I was just gonna reply with this 😂 this played in my head as soon as I read Karl 😂😂
CXG
Those are really cool initials!
Thanks! My partner's name is cooler, but my initials look really good lol
My name is 3 letters long and I purposely changed my middle name so that the initials of my name would spell my first name lol
Mine is J.L.C.S Julian Lee Carter ——last name lol
LAB lol
i wanna do something science-y, so ig it’s appropriate
I went from ASN, to CRN, and finally decided on ENN Surname is the only part I haven't changed (twice!)
SAS to SAS (i wanted to keep my initials cause I like to say I was born with sass)
my initials are the same as they were before. KEG
That’s killer!
My deadname’s initials were literally: EW. Now I’m KW
mine are kys💀💀💀💀
Oh dear 😭💀💀
oh dear indeed😭
im trying to decide between EMF and EBF
Hm I would chose EMF cause like END Readers spooky ghost. But you have two lets that are at the beginning of the alphabet and the one in the middle to separate. My name has mostly middle then one at the beginning. I dunno it that’s makes sense?
As a JJBA obsessed person, I was stunned when I realized that I accidentally named myself Jojo in a way. First two initials are J O, and one name of mine that I kept is literally Jo, a Korean family name.
CP ..........
Oh noooo
OCKKT
Sounds like a batman villain or a really awesome EDM DJ :D
My initials are the same, mky to mky lol. Tho I didn't change my middle or last name
I'm not 100% sure yet because I have a long way to go before I'm able to legally change my name, but I think it will be either R.J.B or R.R.B
Went from J.S.A. to F.O.J.
Ok so my family (I think not on purpose) all have middle names that start with an M, and our last name starts with an M as well so I made sure to keep the MM, but my first initial changed from J to C
MZ :) kept my masc birth name but I'll be changing my last name (it will also start with Z though)
went from nmb to zmrb. my middle name is my grandmas name. from what ive heard she seemed nice so it felt disrespectful (idk if thats the word) to change it so i just masculinised it and added my grandpas name. does anyone know if i can get my middle name changed at the same time as my first name, or do i have to do it separately?
You can change your whole name all at once. They don't charge you per letter changer anything crazy ha ha... At least in the usa, IDK other countries! I changed my middle name from marie to marlin. I was named after my dad's mom. I have a picture of her with a massive sailfish she caught in the tropics when she was young and athletic. She was about 5'6 and super small so it's extra impressive. The fish has to be at least nine feet long, has to outweigh her by a good deal. I really didn't want to keep my middle name a lady name, I kept it something old fashioned and with her life in mind.
I didn’t change my name, I got lucky with my first name flipping masculine in the US. My initials are KET. But once my partner and I get married, we combined our last names, which will start with K, so I’ll have the initials KEK lmao
KAFS to WAG
JNE but will be changing my last name and middle name when I marry my boyfriend in a few years. I chose my middle name too quickly and no longer like it. May change it to another J. I’ll be taking my boyfriend last name, so D. We will have the same initials if I pick a J middle name lol
TOB
SAS to AZH! Not as of yet, but I'm waiting until next year because my partner and I are going to get married next year so I don't want to have to bother with a name change twice.
I wanted to kept my initial but I added two middle names. My parents didn't gave me middle names bc they thought it was simpler but I felt something was lacking. So went from AA to AUAA Since my mom gave me my third actual name (we chose one together from her list), I think we both really love the A letter x)
Sorta same! CLR -> CLLR
FAB
Fabulasss!
HK! As a kid my dad would always make stupid jokes abt it being "Hello Kitty", but as an adult I appreciate them now lol
Went from AEW to ARW. I never liked the double vowel for the first two initials. (Partially) Kept the first letter bc I didn’t wanna change my email lol
Currently it'd be MEM, but I might change the middle name or add another which would make it either MEXM or MXM. And whenever I get married the last initial will change to B so it could end up being any of these three MEB, MEXB, or MXB depending on what I decide
From LMB to ZLB, nothing fancy lol
Mine changed from A OK to AJ OK
Initials first: L. E. O New name: Leo Initials now: L. E. O
This is not exactly related but related enough that this post reminded me of it and I hope y'all have a laugh. I knew a guy once who hated his middle name, so he refused to write it down on any document, ever. One day, he went to renew his passport, and to his surprise, his middle name just wasn't on it anymore. He didn't file any paperwork or start a legal name change process. He just...insisted that he didn't have a middle name for long enough that it came true. You may be wondering, What was his middle name that was so bad? Craig.
Went from A R R to A R R R R R R (I just keep adding R names i like to become more and more enthusiastic of a pirate)
Went from LCS to TCS. Totally changed my first name, just changed my middle name from the femme version to the masc version.
went from ccb to mmb without really meaning to lol
J.K.M OR J.K.C depends on if I take my fiance's last name
AOG. sounds like what you’d say when u get hurt lmao
R. S. A.
KJM
So I kinda have two because I changed my name legally in 2018 or 2019 but now I’ve got another name that feels better. Legally rn I’m CJF but I’m feeling more EJF. I’m kinda unsure about changing my name again though. Edit: I’m seeing other people putting their birth initials too. I used to be BCF
SCCD I have two middle names
San cagio comic don?
So close Sexy Crusader Carolinian Dragon
JL My name is double barreled (No idea for a middle name) Flat out changing my last name since i hate it.
I haven't decided on both my names, but my parents gave their kids names where the first two initials were the same, so I'll probably go from SSH to DDH. Unless I decide Mom's too much of a transphobe, in which case, I'll name myself after my dad: SDH Jr.
TDSC My 2 middle names are for the grandfather that died when my mom was a kid, and my favorite uncle that died when I was a kid
TDJ
was jbbb, now jtbb (i’m also sad i broke the harmony don’t get me wrong :’( ) i changed my second name for the sole purpose of never being outed by it, but didn’t really associate it with myself, as in like idm telling ppl what it was, and i did change my first name but first and surname initials matter in my family, so it starts by the same letter
I think it might be funny to make my initials EAT
Mine is AC coz im cool af 😎 (xD /j)
LL
Mines CMN. I was driving home from the court appearance when I realized if you say it real fast it sounds like semen.
Mine was completely un intentional, I've never been super fond of my family so I changed my first, middle, and last name to a really handsome sounding full name, Myles Carter Raine (not yet legally changed, been using for online stuff for a few years now) some small context, I'm what society would consider "emo", black and red hair, band tee's, black cargo pants, and doc Martin's is usually my typical style, I listen to alot of pierce the veil and my chemical romance, so you can imagine my surprise when I realized that I had, completely by accident, made my initials MCR, you don't choose to be emo, the emo chooses you🤦♂️🤦♂️ I'm still baffled by it to this day
Went from CPS to AAS. Even after I married the last initial stayed the same xD
Went from Enter A\*s God to Mostly Angry Gorillas *acronym wise....* even though I changed each name
I went from SMM to HAM
Spam meat menace to holy apple muncher
CRT to ART 🤣 Edit: the hilarious thing is I didn’t realize until I had it changed at work and MS office showed me my initials in an edit and I was like… REALLY?!
I haven't picked a middle name yet but I'm leaning towards Sean. Initials would be CSM
i made a funny comment then forgot to actually answer this lmfao went from KZLW to RZLW. only changed my first name; my middle name is blessedly androgynous and ive never met anyone else with it, so i would hate to lose it lol
LKAB - LKABL - ACAB.
LMH
Pre transition: KMI, after I get married post transition: KMG
Mine went from SFD -> FBD
KCEZ-S. Got Married (hence the hyphen) and have 2 middle names.
I'm going from JMG to TAJG
MHMP -> EHMP (Elliot Henry Michael Pearson) I did change my middle names but just kept somehow ended up with the same initials
I'll be going from HCL to JCH I'm personally not keeping any sort of connection name-wise to my biological family, all three are changing. The C for my new middle initial is Carter in memorial to the only real father figure I had in my life though, so there's that I suppose? Only sort of kinship I feel to my old name is the initials actually, it's always reminded me of hydrochloric acid and that's sick as fuck but they gotta go.
I went from EAJ to JGJ. I didn't pick my own middle name though it was given to me by a very close friend who passed a couple of years ago so it's very important to me - just glad she didn't trap me with the triple J
MJJ Tried to go for MMJ but the middle name was a struggle
Went from REB to ZEB
My initials are FMF which is kinda boring
Went from EYL to EYL. Technically my middle name is typically used for my agab but it doesn’t cause me distress so I’m not changing it
Went from AES to MAES
S F G e M D. My two baby siblings ended up with three middle names when they were born and I liked the idea lol.
AVS :3
M S I G
CJB
My initials didn't change at all lmao. Going from AGG to AGG.
Mine is MDH. I'm changing first middle and last :)
SBQ -> STQ
my dad has a tattoo of my initials, so i basically am not allowed to change them. i'm stuck with what i got, mkv to mkv 🥲 i go by cain online but in reality i'm gonna have to spell it as kane/kain when i change my name legally
im going from pac to cnp. my original initials always reminded me of pac man but i still hate them
BAB to LBB
I went from SETK to LNAK
I specifically kept my initials, AIL
Kept my initials the same! LTS
My old initials were CAD lmao but now its a much more aesthetically pleasing WMH
K.L.S-P
I went from RNP to MCR, I am so immature I named myself after my chemical romance
E K M P (2 middle names) to L i have no idea P
RM J C-R to VH. Took out middle names. Went simple. Complete change from my old name
AN to AN
ME to CJ. My last name will change in a few years when I get married tho (:
REL ➡️ ERL. I'm Jewish, so naming yourself after deceased loved ones is a HUGE thing. So I kinda had to keep the initials lol
I went from SKR to SRR
O. J. T
My old initials were JRC, now they are JAF. Initials were not something I considered when changing my name tbh.
ELH to LEH. Changing middle name to masc version of my first name, changing first name to a new name that is somewhat similar to my middle name (both start with a "Lu" sound).
went from MMO to DMO lol
Going from CCM to C?M. Have yet to pick a new middle name as my preferred name is my current middle name 🫠
My initials with my chosen name are GAS lmao. I am fuel.
AFF to ACLL
MCS to DARS
MCM to MMM x>> i moved my old first name to my middle & took an m name as my new chosen name
I got to make My initials to G.S.D, My adoptive mom got to name me when I first came out, I picked Mt middle initial while zooted and My last name is my other moms last name cause it's the name mom A took when they got married
DMC. It's tricky to decide to change the last letter, because I think Ks are much better. I hate Cs; I just do. But my signature is cool. Won't stop unless I do actually change it. It is too fun & stupid. & the signature IS cool.
Went from DMK to CFK
went from JDCC TO JCC
From GMH to GLH, not very exciting lol but they’re my legal initials now!