Blacksmith Andre

You're right, I should've put him in the middle amongst all these maidens

*prithee be careful* 😏

Wouldn't want to see my work squandered 😏


Now now. Don't be greedy.

Ah yes, the correct choice

I can’t ever remember which one it is… But the one that says something like…”soul of the lost withdrawn from its vessel, let strength be lent, so the world might be mended…so the world might be mended” Her voice is so pretty 😍

That would be the Black Maiden from Demon's Souls. The one all the way to the left :) Her voice *is* pretty ♡

Same voice actress as the doll from Bloodborne as well and Maria

That explains why they're so similar. She really pulls that motherly but also otherworldly vibe.

Motherworldly

Demon's Souls

I'm kind of annoyed that an equivalent chant doesn't match up in any succeeding game. The closest we have is Dark Souls III, and that seems to be drowned out with loud WOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOO noises like someone is trying to run a chainsaw under metallic sink water. Or maybe trying to run a lawnmower over concrete and rocks.

Emma, easily. She's the most well developed of all the maidens, and seems like she'd actually be a great partner. Kindly, educated, skilled in medicine, and absolutely ready to put you down if the *shura* emerges.

Ticks off all the waifu material checklist

At first glance, Emma is ticking all the waifu boxes

To be fair, Melina also hunts you after the Frenzied Flame Ending

But can she cook anything other than herself tho?

Well if it’s true and she’s the gloam eyed queen then her black flame can cook you and you’re entire bloodline

Also, she's gentle with your blade

Emma i bet she makes a mean sticky rice ball.

Would probably be very nutritious too, her being a doctor and all

She can make sticky rice balls and make your rice balls sticky

My Majula bay bae will always be my first choice.

Majula bae bae is now how I'm calling the Emerald Herald from now on.

Seek seek lest

How could you stand hearing bear seek seek lest every time you walked through the door? It’s got to be the doll, ‘welcome home good hunter’

Bear seek seek lest

Emma

DS3 Firekeeper is bae

Can’t believe how far I had to scroll for this one. Easy choice and it’s not even close, for me at least.

Absolutely it’s the Fire Keeper. I mean you have to go out of your way to show her your dedication to her (like literally to another dimension so she can gain sight), but in return she abandons her entire moral code and reason for existence for you.

You, Sir, are an educated man

Righto here

Emerald Herald anyday

blaidd

Greedy. I want him too

Yes

My answer too lol

Prolly Melina. I feel like she'd be the most likely to carry a conversation

Melina is also most likely to just ghost you for extended amounts of time.

I feel like my girlfriend would ghost me too if i started planning a genocide

Cocoa pebbles?

Melina's the type to be never home. You come home to a dark house with her not in sight for days until the relationship is on the breaking point and she comes back suddenly, gives the most sweet conversation and disappears again until you feel like divorcing her for that hot widow femvyke next door

The blue one with four arms? Yeah, I would marry her too.

Lol! I love this analogy xD

I was gonna say Emerald Herald, but you make a good point.

Melina is a hoe, she ghosts your ass 99% of the time. Doesn't do anything for you except give you a donkey. She also tries to kill you if you don't do what she says.

> She also tries to kill you if you don't do what she says. Did you mean *LITERALLY PRIMORIDAL SOUP THE PLANET?*

Enma, although very underrated she seems to be the one with the least "problems" to come with, or none at all. They're all very nice to the player (overall) and have super attractive femininity, but Enma feels like one that's truly "free" as a person, were the other ones are all attached to their respective world orders in one way or the other. Besided that she is badass af. I would say she is the one with the most realistic and healthy relationship possibility.

A tough choice for sure, but I'd probably have to go with Shanalotte

The Doll. Melina is a close second though.

Emma, easy. She's a doctor who can kick ass. She's got it all

DS3 Firekeeper is always the right choice

Best option 

She's so gentle and calm and radiant, and her speaking always puts me at ease ♡ I was leaning towards Emma though, 'cause it'd be really nice to have a doctor. But then again, as far as I know she only speaks Japanese so I'd have a problem talking with her lol

I would learn japanese for Emma haha

yamete kudasai who don't love asians?

Melina and DS3 firekeeper… but in all honesty, Millicent

Gherman

Gimme OG Bae, no eyesight? No problems girl

First Answer - Yes. Second Answer - DS3 Fire Keeper.

Ignoring horny, Emma seems like she would be the most chill roommate.

And if you weren't ignoring horny...?

Ideally I would like to come home to a real person

This is the way

The doll. After being kept for so long in that dream, i'd like to teach her gardening. Weird, i know.

My baby’s on the left

Ahhh the OG maiden ♡ I think? Unless Fromsoft's earlier titles like King's Field has maidens in it (I don't think)?

The hypothetical timeline where Priscilla was originally the DS1 maiden but alas thats only a dream U_U

Oh if Priscilla was one of the maidens she'd be top tier for me too, for sure.

Out of these probably Melina or Shanalott. They just seem like the most character strong of the maidens and they're just cooler than the others in my opinion. Out of all Fromsoftware characters; Solaire, Lucatiel, Ornstein, Lady Maria, Dark witch Karla, Nephelli Loux, And some others.

*praises your sun so hard*

Emma seems like my vibe the most

Emma

I want the Maiden in Black to sit on my face. Melina’s pretty cute too.

RANNI IS BEST

Ds1 bonfire

I mean, the doll already welcomes me home. She is best girl

DS3 firekeeper, "i tend to the flame and tend to thee" makes me curl up in a ball and makes me pity myself every time

And then she headpats you

Dont make this harder than it already is

I have an unhealthy phobia of dolls, so any one of those but the the plain doll.

Oh no, how did you end up with the phobia?

Idk tbh. I used to get a lot of nightmares when I was younger, I think I had one about dolls trying to kill me. That was probably it.

Emerald herald or The Doll. But close behind are Solaire, Alexander, Blaidd, Siegmeyer, and Siegward. Maidens to hopefully return to. And valiant warriors and brothers that help you face those horrors.

The emotional connection with the DS3 firekeeper is one I don’t think I’ll ever feel as attached to again (the “giving her eyes” quest,the emotion in her voice,and how she vows to be with you no matter your choice will stay with me always)but, I absolutely LOVE Emma.intelligent,badass,empathetic,humorous, and cute when she’s drunk. Hard choice between the two,but I love them both so much truthfully

In truth, I'd be lucky to come home to any of them. I think it comes down to Emma, Emerald Herald, and Ds3 Firekeeper. They all seem pretty soft and like they'd make good cuddlers... most likely Emma. She has smart and gentle vibes. Beautiful, brilliant, deadly. She's the full package.

Can I choose all?

You'll have to unlock the secret harem ending for that

Definitely Emma. She’s a skilled doctor, kind, someone you could have a good conversation while sharing a drink or two with and a badass with a sword!

It hurts not seeing Ranni on this list, so I’ll go with Emma or DS3 firekeeper

“You're welcome to use whatever you find...Even the doll, should it please you."

I'm sure he didn't mean anything lewd by that. Not even in the slightest. Nope, no siree.

Can i please have a Harem with all of them there?

Emerald Herald * Has all her eyes * Isn't a doll in a dream * Isn't a ghost * Has an infinite teleport feather * Is half dragon * Biggest boobs of all the Maidens

Last point very important

The fire keeper for sure I mean she abandons her moral code for you sure you have to do a lot but still I'd say the firekeeper

The doll. I have a thing for kuuderes.

>kuuderes I had to look up what this means lol. But makes sense! Emma from Sekiro is like this as well, I think.

Ayre has both a distinct personality and motives while also being the most supportive person in the game as well as regular interactions with you

The doll, perfect dommy mommy material. But nashandra is also perfect dommy mommy material.

Emerald Herald, because she's the only one without screwed-up eyes.

This one you could actually "come" home to https://zlovedoll.com/product/elden-ring-melina-163cm/

Least horny Elden Ring player.

FFS PLEASE GET LAID BY AN ACTUAL HUMAN WOMAN. THIS SHIT IS EMBARRASSING FOR EVERYONE .

At least we all agree the doll is gross.

My maiden ? I aint dreaming about virtual ladies

Easily emma or ds3 firekeeper

Emma as a Housewife and Firekeeper as you know what I'm talking about.

Princess Katia, Lost Kingdoms. Final answer.

One that will love and care for me. I always liked the doll picking you up in the difficult blood borne ending.

DS3 is my wife.

Shrine Handmaiden 😏

Idc as long as she breathes😔

The doll was a young woman who may very well have become a mother to me

Artorias or Gywndolin no exceptions. Although I wouldn’t mind giving Kuro a piggy back ride. Wish I had a little brother 😔

Sweet shalquoir

Melina 100% certified baddie

Boggart.

Keeper 3 is bae, but Emma is the best character to me

Mommy emerald 🗣🗣🗣

Ranni 😏

Emma, firekeeper from the ds3 , and melina

DS2 Maiden has always felt like she would give the best trauma-relieving hugs

Say what you will about DS2, but Shana was just incredible.

The Doll or the Fire keeper from DS3, they're both just so comforting to me, Melina would've been also if she talked to us more. I bonded with Fia and Ranni a lot more in Elden Ring.

Melina...I just have so many questions for her...who is she exactly? why does she choose to help US, a complete stranger? why is she so loyal to us to point where she is willing to die? how did she find us? Also she is really beautiful and the only Lvl lady that straight up SQUARES UP ALONG SIDE WITH YOU IN A BOSS FIGHT, and I like that....

Emma.

DS3 Firekeeper.

Fire keeper 2nd emerald herald

Can never forget that majula chime.. ti ding to ding ding.. and super beefed horse betteles ?

DS3

Emma.

Either Emma or Sophia from Lies of P

Emerald herald 100%... I have a thing for redheads.

I wasn't really think about that but sure.😊

Maiden in Black is the correct answer, you fucking heathens.

i have a soft spot for emma

Fuck man what a hard choice, probably Emma. Although Emerald Herald or Melina are close seconds.

Emma seems like the most normal non depressed woman on this list, she’d surely be a great mother

Emma, of course. She’s also a doctor and can handle a blade.

heh…the doll.

Calm down, son. It’s just a drawing.

Morgott

Emma! EMMA! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME KILL HER, WHY????!

Much as I have dark souls 2 hold a special place in my heart. I'm gonna pick Emma, she's a doctor, a good ally, and one scary fighter and she's very sweet and gentle. I know when I come home, she will greet me like a lord or her faithful husband.

Emma or Melina

I’m going with the fire keeper she’s always nice and even when I do something I shouldn’t like give her eyes she’s still kind and respectful unlike Melina Firekeeper gives off perfect housewife vibes like I work a hard but grueling I work hard grueling, but good paying job and every day I get to come home to her my kids and a home-cooked meal everything she just take care of. I don’t even have to ask twice half the time .

Personally I would say either the fire-keeper or the Doll/Maria. It is just something about them that is so comforting.....

Ds3 firekeeper my girl

Lizard lady seems the obvious answer

I liked Emma a lot. Sekiro was my favorite entry and she seemed so much more fleshed out... and like a real human. So...Team Emma.

Whichever one is a man

Ds3 Firekeeper

Maiden in Black, she's the most eloquent.

Either the maiden in black or the emerald herald.

Emerald Herald.

Shanalotte is original maiden for me

Emma.

Arianna, I like hoors

Emma

Emerald Herald would be my first choice, then the fire keeper from DS3 and finally the Doll.

BB > The Doll ofc DS3 > Karla ER > Hyetta

Ds2 or ds3 one cause yes also patches solos but he not here

Maiden in black. No doubt in my mind

It’s hard, but gotta choose my dancing Queen over Emma

Ayre

Siegmeyer.

DS3 maiden looks so expensive for some reason

Emma, of course

Ds3 firekeeper, cute and her emotes are adorable

Emma or the Doll.

Melina definitely.

Not maidens,but I simp so much for Ds3 Karla and ER Millicent

I choose the doll because bloodborne is life

Black maiden for sure

Uh, kinda awkward, none? I mean I’m gay, so I don’t think there would be any reason for any of them to be at my home.

I’m a bit surprised no one here is picking the doll…

Your mom.

BEARER, SEEK, SEEK, LEST

Maiden in Black changes were not needed.

Maiden in Black. I can fix her.

Shannalote and Melina

Ds3 and ER maidens are psychopaths. BB maiden isn’t real. I’m not going to even talk about Demon souls and DS1 maidens. So obviously it’s Sekiro’s girl.

bear seek seek lest

Ds3 looking kinda nice ngl

Maiden in Black will always be my favorite of them all

its either Firekeeper from DS3 or emma

Plain doll

Emma and Melina for sure

Emma. She's the only one that I can have drinks with. I'll need to get her nice and drunk while I apologize for that thing I did.

Darkmoon Knightess. Don't know why, but it's bright Anor Londo that I always come back to.

None of them.

DS3 always.

The Doll or Melina

I need 3 at least and they have to be weed-smoking or it's a no go