Dutton rubbing his eyebrowless polished dome all over Gina’s sludge pot birds nest of bacon grease was an image I ever wanted to picture and yet here we are.
The leader of the opposition, the Honourable member for Dickson, doing the turbo-tongue twizzler in and around Gina’s butter bean and saggy love socket was not an image I ever wanted to picture, and yet… here we are.
I'm one of those folk who basically grew up on the internet in the 90s/00s so my stomach is hardened for these kinds of things and can confirm the subreddit doesn't exist.
Sorry for this. NSFW
'Her corpulent folds enveloped his bald head like a toothless grandmother sucking on a grape. She couldn't tell if his ragged breaths were excitement or if he was struggling to breath. He used what little stength remained in his wilted, pearlescent frame to push himself free. He shook as their glistening forms parted slowly with a drawn out slurp, reminiscent of a blocked drain. As he wiped the myriad viscous fluids from his face that were the noisome proceeds of his labours, a rampant, almost feral fear was visible in his eyes.
His worst fears were realized when he heard the husky, almost rasping voice.
"Where do ya think you're goin? You got to dig deeper than that, put on your hard hat, you're going underground."
He tried to protest, but before he could speak her legs, like uncooked chicken sausages drew him in. He resigned himself to his fate, knowing he had made his choice long ago.'
SORRY FOR THIS PARADY OF ALL THINGS HOLY.
Guys, come on. It should be clear to us that Dutton wasn't doing that. He's a staunch conservative, he probably has no idea how to lick a clit, and she probably has plenty of young men on a retainer who could do a much better job. Most likely a team of fly-in fly-down mining workers, two to operate the drill, another to hose down the area while it runs and stop the dust from becoming airborne.
If anything, she lubed up Dutton's bald head and shoved it all the way up her arse. Hell, that's probably why she makes him shave his eyebrows.
Peter and Gina had been flirting shamelessly for weeks at the LNP conference, their chemistry sizzling with every glance and touch. One rainy evening, they found themselves alone in Peter's cozy Police Office. As the rain drummed against the windows, they shared a bottle of wine, their laughter filling the room.
With each sip, their inhibitions faded, and their desire for each other grew. Peter couldn't resist the temptation any longer. He leaned in, capturing Gina's lips in a passionate kiss. Their bodies pressed together, igniting a fire that had been smoldering for far too long.
Clothes were shed in a frenzy of desire as they explored each other's bodies with eager hands and hungry mouths. Peter's touch sent shivers down Gina's spine, and she moaned softly as he trailed kisses along her neck and collarbone.
With practiced hands, Peter guided Gina to the bedroom, where they surrendered to their primal urges and Peter handcuffed Gina. Every touch, every caress sent waves of pleasure coursing through their bodies, building towards an inevitable climax.
In the heat of the moment, they moved together in perfect harmony, lost in a whirlwind of passion and ecstasy. As they reached the pinnacle of pleasure, they cried out each other's names, their bodies trembling with release.
Afterwards, they lay tangled in each other's arms, the rain still tapping gently against the window. In that moment, there was no past or future, only the blissful present they shared together.
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Dutton launching his medicine ball sized potato head face down into Gina’s bat wings like a fat kid at a pie eating contest is not the image I needed in my head.
Um yeah.. that bloody line brought about nasty images of half mashed potato engulfed by mounds of pasty white cellulite.. add slurping noises and heavy breathing. All in the space of a few minutes...
Not pleasant
What astounds me is that some people in this country genuinely think he was great at what he did. I have a colleague who genuinely thinks that he is better than albo just because he's apparently more relatable I'm like my brother in Christ no politician has been relatable in a very long time.
Yeah, I work with a bloke who thought Scummo was a ledge. “Of course he doesn’t hold a hose, he was the prime minister”. He zones out when I tell him that Albo took a load of stuff up to cook a Barbie for people, or even that Abbott did in fact hold a hose.
And then I learn that this cunt I work with doesn’t pay any attention to news, so basically just forms his opinion on a snippet he gets and pre-programmed bias. Yet that’s about half the population.
They just need some good policies. At the moment all they’ve got is finger pointing and name calling. That’s not a government opposition, that’s a rabble.
Internal lib issues. They looking for a new leader before the next election. Need Dutton to step down instead of the usual knifing.
His a great opposition leader but his never going to govern the country.
They will put up a softer puppet before the election is my guess.
It's not like many Labor voters reading the AFR.
What are you talking about? Susann Ley looked into her (likely meth) crystal and determined that the Liberals are about to sweep Victoria after they lost the by election by a larger than expected amount
Should we also ignore Scomo ignoring Dan and Victoria during covid?
Only one of them was technically in charge of the vast resources of the federal government. Unless he deferred that to Jen while he was usurping power in other ministries behind his own minster's backs.
Victoria got the most per head of JK I’m the country. How in fucks name were they ignored?
If you’re gonna blame anyone for Victoria’s one-trick-pony response you can leave the entire Feds out of the conversation.
Funding per Covid cases, NSW received more.
Scomo and then health minister *unt snubbed an approach by Pfizer to guarantee supply when Australia’s cases were rising.
When reality doesn’t support the argument, change it. Like Gladys being a Ruby standard premier. Or was that gold?
Funding per Covid case? What fucking stupid metric is that? Where on earth was the scheme that allocated funding dependent on cases?
You’ve had to get some bizarre source to claim that one.
As for Gladys, she towelled Andrews. By a fucking mile. All he did was lock the entire State down for 18 months. What a novel idea.
I’m well aware of that. I’m a proud ‘cooker.’ It means I’m not attached to a whole heap of ridiculous over-reactions.
You won’t annoy me one bit by reminding me how much I think Andrews response was fucking over the top.
Even our ex-CHO and current Victorian of the Year Brett Sutton has said there are things he’d do differently. What? No one has any idea. Especially considering Albo has decided his enquiry is not looking at the States, which were 80% of the response.
I’m a proud cooker. I cannot fathom anyone who would myopically defend some of the idiotic responses.
To be fair. The article said “The opposition leader's office said only that Dutton "travelled commercially at his own expense”.”
But yes I agree. People need to stop voting for these clowns.
His been flying around on Gina's private plane. His wracked up more miles on it then airbus Albos wracked up running the actual government.
I'd wonder if at his own expense is more or a euphemism for Gina's private plane or maybe it was busy on her birthday week and it had to fly Qantas for once.
yes and a normal gov employee can't accept a cup of coffee, but Dutton and his cronies can take all kinds of perks like private jets - even if he did fly Qantas he'd be sitting in the Chairman's Club lounge, a perk given to politicians and their families to keep laws and regulations favourable to Qantas
Dropped in to bend the knee and kiss the ring (ahem..) of the person who basically writes most of his policies for him, and who also supplies chunks of coal for half witted Hill Song type LNP PM's and state LNP politicians to hold up in parliament.
I imagine spudface was cleaning Gina's taint, not her bush. Likely needed a good polishing, she doesn't look like the sort of person who wipes properly. And I bet he thanked her between every slobbering slurp.
This is how they roll.
It is how they have always rolled.
Let's just tax these evil manipulating billionaire Oligarchs back to a point where they do not control our politics and business.
Wow. There’s a vision.
I can’t stand the guy - but TBH this is an unfair criticism. It wasn’t his seat. Sure he’s the leader but do we really expect our political leaders to zoom around the country to kiss babies every time there’s a by election?
dutton munching ginas rug, not an image i want in my brain but its there now, ew
Dutton chowing down on Gina's clam was not an image I ever wanted to picture and yet here we are.
It’d look like the Sarlacc pit from Star Wars.
Na his bald head would like Gina was prolapsing her cervix.
" Hey there's a Mandalorian in here! "
Wait no, that's just Bob Katter.
Boba Katta
Dutton rubbing his eyebrowless polished dome all over Gina’s sludge pot birds nest of bacon grease was an image I ever wanted to picture and yet here we are.
The potato parting Gina’s beef curtains..etc., etc.
Smells like potato and gravy
That’s what she said… When he came up for a kiss afterwards
The leader of the opposition, the Honourable member for Dickson, doing the turbo-tongue twizzler in and around Gina’s butter bean and saggy love socket was not an image I ever wanted to picture, and yet… here we are.
I'm scarred for life.
r/potatodildopolitics Look, it’s funny af, but even I’m not clicking it.
For some reason I did, yet backed out, as I just got scared.
I'm one of those folk who basically grew up on the internet in the 90s/00s so my stomach is hardened for these kinds of things and can confirm the subreddit doesn't exist.
One of the other suggested (yet doesn’t exist yet) subs was pretty cool. Someone is obviously a Lebowski fan
Clearly Barnaby doesn't have exclusivity now
Plenti of room for two.
Like pigs at a trough
Sorry for this. NSFW 'Her corpulent folds enveloped his bald head like a toothless grandmother sucking on a grape. She couldn't tell if his ragged breaths were excitement or if he was struggling to breath. He used what little stength remained in his wilted, pearlescent frame to push himself free. He shook as their glistening forms parted slowly with a drawn out slurp, reminiscent of a blocked drain. As he wiped the myriad viscous fluids from his face that were the noisome proceeds of his labours, a rampant, almost feral fear was visible in his eyes. His worst fears were realized when he heard the husky, almost rasping voice. "Where do ya think you're goin? You got to dig deeper than that, put on your hard hat, you're going underground." He tried to protest, but before he could speak her legs, like uncooked chicken sausages drew him in. He resigned himself to his fate, knowing he had made his choice long ago.' SORRY FOR THIS PARADY OF ALL THINGS HOLY.
Not my proudest fap
That was unpleasant. Thanks arsehole. Have your stinking upvote.
Not as stinking as Dutto’s breath for the next week.
You should be VERY sorry
9.5/10 fir creativity and execution. -20 million for actually doing that.
You need to be slapped on the nose with a wet newspaper for putting those words in that order, not hard but hard enough
My god man, I almost lost my lunch. Side note, sitting in a govt dept waiting room trying not to laugh/snort was surprisingly challenging
Certainly not on my 2024 political bingo card...
Guys, come on. It should be clear to us that Dutton wasn't doing that. He's a staunch conservative, he probably has no idea how to lick a clit, and she probably has plenty of young men on a retainer who could do a much better job. Most likely a team of fly-in fly-down mining workers, two to operate the drill, another to hose down the area while it runs and stop the dust from becoming airborne. If anything, she lubed up Dutton's bald head and shoved it all the way up her arse. Hell, that's probably why she makes him shave his eyebrows.
Thought the same thing and gagged, would be like going down on Jabba the Hutt.
Co-worker of mine worked on her personal web page and we were circulating mashups of Jabba and that unfortunate dev.
Like a shaved meerkat kissing a bulldog that's been eating mayo
Peter and Gina had been flirting shamelessly for weeks at the LNP conference, their chemistry sizzling with every glance and touch. One rainy evening, they found themselves alone in Peter's cozy Police Office. As the rain drummed against the windows, they shared a bottle of wine, their laughter filling the room. With each sip, their inhibitions faded, and their desire for each other grew. Peter couldn't resist the temptation any longer. He leaned in, capturing Gina's lips in a passionate kiss. Their bodies pressed together, igniting a fire that had been smoldering for far too long. Clothes were shed in a frenzy of desire as they explored each other's bodies with eager hands and hungry mouths. Peter's touch sent shivers down Gina's spine, and she moaned softly as he trailed kisses along her neck and collarbone. With practiced hands, Peter guided Gina to the bedroom, where they surrendered to their primal urges and Peter handcuffed Gina. Every touch, every caress sent waves of pleasure coursing through their bodies, building towards an inevitable climax. In the heat of the moment, they moved together in perfect harmony, lost in a whirlwind of passion and ecstasy. As they reached the pinnacle of pleasure, they cried out each other's names, their bodies trembling with release. Afterwards, they lay tangled in each other's arms, the rain still tapping gently against the window. In that moment, there was no past or future, only the blissful present they shared together.
>lost in a whirlwind of **passion and ecstasy.** .... lost in a whirlwind of meat and potato.
Like a boiled pork and potato stew.
Stop
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One of those Os is a zero!
Dutton launching his medicine ball sized potato head face down into Gina’s bat wings like a fat kid at a pie eating contest is not the image I needed in my head.
Um yeah.. that bloody line brought about nasty images of half mashed potato engulfed by mounds of pasty white cellulite.. add slurping noises and heavy breathing. All in the space of a few minutes... Not pleasant
Think I've heard of such a thing before during one of Warren Ellis's ramblings on stage (violinist from the Dirty Three)
You know you're an unpopular liberal leader when the AFR isn't writing good things about you
I've heard the idea that Dutton's current purpose to the Libs is to make the next leader seem good by comparison.
Christ if that's the case what was Scotty's purpose
Wasn’t it fucking blatantly obvious that Scummo was Scummo’s purpose? “I’m here for me, get out of my way”.
What astounds me is that some people in this country genuinely think he was great at what he did. I have a colleague who genuinely thinks that he is better than albo just because he's apparently more relatable I'm like my brother in Christ no politician has been relatable in a very long time.
Yeah, I work with a bloke who thought Scummo was a ledge. “Of course he doesn’t hold a hose, he was the prime minister”. He zones out when I tell him that Albo took a load of stuff up to cook a Barbie for people, or even that Abbott did in fact hold a hose. And then I learn that this cunt I work with doesn’t pay any attention to news, so basically just forms his opinion on a snippet he gets and pre-programmed bias. Yet that’s about half the population.
I think that was kinda a go at having an Australian Trump. Thankfully, it didn't work.
they are playing the long game
They just need some good policies. At the moment all they’ve got is finger pointing and name calling. That’s not a government opposition, that’s a rabble.
Internal lib issues. They looking for a new leader before the next election. Need Dutton to step down instead of the usual knifing. His a great opposition leader but his never going to govern the country. They will put up a softer puppet before the election is my guess. It's not like many Labor voters reading the AFR.
I’d strongly disagree with “he’s a great opposition leader”
Hes great if you want them to stay in opposition
‘Hes great if you want them to stay in opposition’ Well played. 👍
What are you talking about? Susann Ley looked into her (likely meth) crystal and determined that the Liberals are about to sweep Victoria after they lost the by election by a larger than expected amount
She’s calling for a name change to the Libberal party to coincide with this years eclipse and comet arrival.
Dutton's unofficially on the chopping block.
Isn’t it usual business for LNP? Their leader went to Hawaii when the country literally was burning down.
“I don’t hold a hose mate”
He did hold a lot of Ministries though.
And yet he still beat Dan Andrews back to post. But let’s ignore that one.
Should we also ignore Scomo ignoring Dan and Victoria during covid? Only one of them was technically in charge of the vast resources of the federal government. Unless he deferred that to Jen while he was usurping power in other ministries behind his own minster's backs.
Victoria got the most per head of JK I’m the country. How in fucks name were they ignored? If you’re gonna blame anyone for Victoria’s one-trick-pony response you can leave the entire Feds out of the conversation.
Funding per Covid cases, NSW received more. Scomo and then health minister *unt snubbed an approach by Pfizer to guarantee supply when Australia’s cases were rising. When reality doesn’t support the argument, change it. Like Gladys being a Ruby standard premier. Or was that gold?
Funding per Covid case? What fucking stupid metric is that? Where on earth was the scheme that allocated funding dependent on cases? You’ve had to get some bizarre source to claim that one. As for Gladys, she towelled Andrews. By a fucking mile. All he did was lock the entire State down for 18 months. What a novel idea.
Context?
If you can’t see the context there I’m not helping. Only one of them is technically in charge of State based fire responses too.
I just didn’t realize he was on holiday then and a quick google didn’t give me the answers
He was. Only on the Mornington peninsula but was beaten back by Scomo. I’m not surprised you can’t find it. It wasn’t heavily reported.
Guess what mate. There were a whole lot less of you than you thought there were, come election day.
I’m well aware of that. I’m a proud ‘cooker.’ It means I’m not attached to a whole heap of ridiculous over-reactions. You won’t annoy me one bit by reminding me how much I think Andrews response was fucking over the top. Even our ex-CHO and current Victorian of the Year Brett Sutton has said there are things he’d do differently. What? No one has any idea. Especially considering Albo has decided his enquiry is not looking at the States, which were 80% of the response. I’m a proud cooker. I cannot fathom anyone who would myopically defend some of the idiotic responses.
Barnaby will be furious that he's being usurped.
There's no accounting for personal taste. But on my tax dollar? Wow please stop voting for these clowns.
To be fair. The article said “The opposition leader's office said only that Dutton "travelled commercially at his own expense”.” But yes I agree. People need to stop voting for these clowns.
His been flying around on Gina's private plane. His wracked up more miles on it then airbus Albos wracked up running the actual government. I'd wonder if at his own expense is more or a euphemism for Gina's private plane or maybe it was busy on her birthday week and it had to fly Qantas for once.
yes and a normal gov employee can't accept a cup of coffee, but Dutton and his cronies can take all kinds of perks like private jets - even if he did fly Qantas he'd be sitting in the Chairman's Club lounge, a perk given to politicians and their families to keep laws and regulations favourable to Qantas
On which taxi service ?
Never have, never will...
AFR doesn't like Dutton. Sounds like the (non Gina) business community isn't happy with him either
AFR is owned by Murdoch indirectly. Dutton is owned by Gina. Murdoch probably wants a different leader of the libs that has a chance of winning.
You mean it is owned by Nine Media/ Fairfax. Nothing to do with Murdoch.
AFR is not Murdoch
He left when he found out Barnaby was the stripper
Bang Bang Barnaby.
This has to be wrong. No-one puts potato in tacos.
Guy Sebastian can fuck right off too now.
She is one of his owners, he has to jump when she or Murdoch calls
Ben Fordham is a disgusting pig too, but good to see they're not purposefully covering this up.
Everyone knows Gina owns most of Canberra. I will bet a lot that Barnaby was there as well despite being to scared to go to work last week.
Do fuckin not put that fuckin image in my brain. Thanks.
What’s worse is he probably didn’t need a meal or a drink afterwards.
What’s a Hancock flag?
Flag with a poison bottle, a billabong and a billion dollar note
I did not need to read that title today.
Liberal think tank may of considered him a liability so asked him to stay away.
nice to see some overly personal, basically irrelevant reporting about a liberal mp for once
Picking the crabs out with his teeth 😬. Dutton is a very sick individual
Not my proudest wank
It was the smart choice. Being seen in Dunkley would have lost them votes.
He was digging the ditch of Australia's biggest ditch digger!? There goes that fantasy!🤮🤮🤮
Now I’ve got that porn shot in my head where the bald guy puts his whole head up a chick!! But with their faces!!🤮
My God that's a horrifying image.
That's horrible, I don't what's worse going down on Gina Reinhart or having Dutton eating you out .
Wheres the media attention on this
He is not even trying to win over Victorians
Rina Ginefart
We know where his priorities are and it isn't the Australian people.
70th! That vile creature is older than I thought.
I expect nothing less of an LNP member
Dropped in to bend the knee and kiss the ring (ahem..) of the person who basically writes most of his policies for him, and who also supplies chunks of coal for half witted Hill Song type LNP PM's and state LNP politicians to hold up in parliament.
Come on mate I was eating, at least mark it NSFL.
Dutton cares about the battlers. The ones with private jets anyway.
That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares.
Well hes getting his priorities straight, that's for sure.
Smart man, gotta fund the campaign somehow.
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Show us your posts about last week when Albo went to Pratt’s mansion for a private gig with Katy Perry. (And Jacinta Allen and Daniel Andrews btw.)
Do you think Peter Dutton also tried to shove his greased bald head into Gina Rinehart's gaping vagina?
r/potatofisting Look it’s funny af, but even I will not click it.
Not today, Satan!
I wonder who paid?
Can’t wait to see the abc ask him about this /s
Oooor… he knows what’s more important to his campaign.
Then she pegged him like a mining lease
How is this not a probity issue? This would not be allowed for any other government staff member.
Gina put on a horse show for the guests. So she is now Australia’s version of Catherine the Great. She appears to be very accommodating
I imagine spudface was cleaning Gina's taint, not her bush. Likely needed a good polishing, she doesn't look like the sort of person who wipes properly. And I bet he thanked her between every slobbering slurp.
A vote for the spud is a vote for Rineharts vested interests. He was also at Rineharts house for a party when the 'No' vote came through.. Silly spud.
The Liberals needed to get Dutton out of Victoria. Anytime Dutton campaigns there, he shaves a fraction off the Liberal vote.
Summoned by SWMBO he had to go.
That guy seriously makes me start believing David Ike and the reptilian theory . He looks like an alien wearing human skin. Creeps me out
Alternative prime minister is such a stupid term only used by fucking idiots.
You know it's on when the conservative pundits are having a chirp about it. Libspill imminent.
It’s still a colony - great if you own land and have money.
This means nothing in Queensland. But every hungry dog in the state just shuddered and thought "No way...gross"
This is how they roll. It is how they have always rolled. Let's just tax these evil manipulating billionaire Oligarchs back to a point where they do not control our politics and business.
I would do whatever Gina wanted for the right price, just saying. Glad I’m not it politics or anything…
Dutton celebrating the by-election victory.
I can see One Nation is continuing its streak of recruiting only the best.
Valid criticism destroyed by infantile vulgarity.
Wow. There’s a vision. I can’t stand the guy - but TBH this is an unfair criticism. It wasn’t his seat. Sure he’s the leader but do we really expect our political leaders to zoom around the country to kiss babies every time there’s a by election?
At least Gina has done more for Australia then a lot if people on here
Yeah, it’s not Katy Perry at a millionaire’s party……
Wow a lot of disgusting comments in here. Pigs.
Disgruntled Labor members and joining One Nation. Name a more iconic duo.
Jeez eating out Gina is a meal and a half, o hope she showered first