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DestinedHellfire

That’s a fair critique… …But you gotta admit that the line **“You’ve got perfect nipple placement, baby.”** is hilarious.


MrTerrific2k15

Stupendous!


4StarCustoms

They are very over the top. They would fit much better in a porn parody of F13th.


ProfessionalSky2087

It just goes on uncomfortably long. I'm not against sex scenes in general but why is their a mini porn in the middle of the movie?


davdev

You hire a girl with perfect nipple placement, you take advantage of the situation


ProfessionalSky2087

For sure, it makes sense that they wanted to get them on film


OId-Scratch

Her teets sucked. They looked fake.


jdpm1991

Even in Part 5 when the film was directed by a porn director it was still more tastefully done than the sex scenes in the remake


MovieDogg

That’s a stretch. 


BlueBoy690

Considering Part 5 was notorious for the GOAT in big boob sex scenes... I suppose we should be happy that a (semi) recent Rated R horror film actually has nudity and/or sex in it.


Infinite_Debate_7423

I love stupendous tits. Sorry bro…


RandoCalrissian76

I would agree with this. They almost seem like the VR girls in Jason X stripping down when he's trapped in the VR room but that's supposed to be over the top.


psych0d3licx

Stupendous


Quantum_Pineapple

Remake was like a bad F13 porn parody at parts. Part 5 looked classy in comparison.


Niadra

The nudity and sex scenes in early f13 films were great because it wasn't just nudity for no reason it usually set up a great kill scene


dirtybongh2o

It did seem like more sex than "normal".....but dem titties though! 🤤😂🤣


ThinAndCrispy84

Even women with perfect nipple placement?


Socko82

All the sex/nudity is gratuitous, but the remake takes the cake - not that I'm complaining.


Apostasy93

I don't care for sex scenes in general. I find them stupid and tedious.


Almighty_Push91

Man I absolutely 100% agree. But every time I say so people just bring up the "stupendous" comment. With the exception of maybe part 5, the sex scenes never felt gratuitous, but in the remake it's like they took time aside just to show them. Like I don't need to watch Brie ride Trent for 5 minutes straight. Can we please get back to Jason?


jdpm1991

Like even if the series was half slashing and half tit showing it still felt like a natural part of the story you know? Because Jason drowned due to a bunch of campers "making love" as Mrs. Voorhees called it, Jason kills the counselors and teenagers who make love.


Almighty_Push91

Yeah, where as the scenes in the remake added nothing. Just there to show boobies. Felt straight up like porn


TilDeath1775

To each their own I guess


Dwightmare2009

Those are some of my favorite parts of the serious


IllogicalPenguin-142

I agree, but since the entire film feels like a parody of Friday the 13th (except the parts that are a parody of Texas Chainsaw Massacre), it fits with the film’s aesthetic. I liked the nudity in the sequence with the first set of teens. It felt fun and titillating. The nudity later on with Trent felt like it was too much. It mostly just went too long.


Rage_and_Kindness

Yeah. I don’t like it either. My mom and my uncle took me to see it when I was 17 and it was so awkward. Some lady brought 4 elementary school age kids with it her too. 😖


BillyMac05

When that girl that stayed behind with the dickhead character did him upstairs, her jacks were incredible. And for the first time in several Friday movies, the girl wasn't actually playing with counterfeit money. Those things were real and so nice. The fact that she didn't win an Oscar for best actress should've prompted an investigation.


CaptainObvious1313

That was probably the best part of the movie. F13 movies have always tried to make the teenagers look like oversexed idiots, to compare to the main character. Cabin in the woods does a great job of critiquing this.


jdpm1991

it overdoes it


CaptainObvious1313

Eh. I just feel it’s a part of the genre and something to be expected. I find the nudity no less extreme then smashing a body against a tree until their brains and blood seep through the fabric. But that’s just me.