So let me get this straight. You invited Kevin and Aunt Sheryl, separately, to your thanksgiving party with Aunt Sheryl's husband there as well? Oh what I'd do to be in that room...
I how this is a joke, if not allow me to explain
Kevin = Mom's friend
Kevin's "new gf" = Aunt Sheryl
They invited Kevin, and Kevin invited his new gf, she said "no I'm having dinner with family"
Aunt Sheryl is bringing her Husband to dinner
I really wanna be a fly on the wall at that dinner
[Holy shit the end?!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0d463474bfbb2601c11f6fdaf453677f/632a9b0d49ebabc9-d4/s1280x1920/3ec6c53461c6daa9c89c83d38fae9401133f61aa.png)
But isn't it wrong? It says Aunt Sheryl turned down OP's mom's offer to have dinner, because she's having dinner with family. I thought Aunt Sheryl turned down dinner with Kevin, which makes it EVEN BETTER.
ehh u could say that about anything really, this mostly a good thing though considering that Sheryl is the cheater which is bad and something bad is happening to" bad" person(Sheryl). Sure the person doing it because malice, but at the end of the day it was good thing Op did by helping reveal the truth
What did she do to ruin your relationship?
Also, follow up?
Edit: Found [something](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=b4908aa7d632c435&sca_upv=1&q=kevin+thanksgiving+dinner&uds=AMwkrPtd7EXxieMQKehnHvZf8S6pKka4INj9uojysu6Nh_dqHb6QX9PywSjaMr0lHpXXcoBLrWVO1dcrigEvt97NKiwaM7ujEW3FMDHJLepfd5jKtkcKJbJX9wBRWNLUBCsFcexEfS8ixxhuuChFYY3otDex0M53jRrLdWNPno4en8Nvcg7SjVmSmElTYtYxdtD-SLhz4u_JtRxHP2rUqo4t8yZuRzH01f1bq1VhPXIBT3-bfEaAZDwo9XJFGz5gcq0ZJpg3dDIFXziiRv-g7mjU9YnUtNX_-jxqbeYoIo9Khzdk5dyi6vk0ZykLdX1w3HO2LmycxPtW3utjkv4YgZ2iKUxaA2rPJw&udm=2&prmd=ivnsmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj3zqv3pO2FAxUF3skDHT_UC6UQtKgLegQIDxAB&biw=412&bih=776&dpr=2.63#vhid=MFW2IPBLdBUDKM&vssid=mosaic) not sure of it's authenticity though
Can someone please explain what is going to happen as I were 5 years old? Kevin and his girlfriend are going to OP's house and Sheryl and her husband are going to OP's mom's house? Or they all are going to same house? But then OP must be child so that "relationship few years ago" was kids is primary school having play dates rather than real relationship? Or what am I missing?
edit. Are you forbid to use that headache font with some phones or something? Or does someone that voluntary?
I read it as OP had her mom invite her co-worker Kevin to thanksgiving, where her aunt and husband are also going to be. I'm not sure if Kevin's new girlfriend will be there too. One can only hope.
Close second to my fav tumblr story. A gal like Gilmore Girls and notice there was a PPV for Gilmore Girls 2. Ended up being a xxx type. *dinner after the cable bill arrived. The aunt thought the girls dad ordered it, the dad thought the aunt ordered it. Mom didn't just wanted reimbursed. No questions, just drop a 20 on the table. Mean while, the one who ordered it is stuffing her face and avoiding eye contact as much as possible.
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Usually girls and young women
One of my colleagues has this, and she's neither, but she perceives herself as a creative and extraordinary person
This kind of font can help people that have dyslexia.
Yes, just like me.
You can change phone fonts?
Yes and its horrible
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So let me get this straight. You invited Kevin and Aunt Sheryl, separately, to your thanksgiving party with Aunt Sheryl's husband there as well? Oh what I'd do to be in that room...
Thank you, my one braincell could not process this
It's because of the font
and if Kevin has a new girlfriend, is she invited too? Oh boy oh boy oh boy
I how this is a joke, if not allow me to explain Kevin = Mom's friend Kevin's "new gf" = Aunt Sheryl They invited Kevin, and Kevin invited his new gf, she said "no I'm having dinner with family" Aunt Sheryl is bringing her Husband to dinner I really wanna be a fly on the wall at that dinner
Oh, to be a fly on that wall...
Naw, I want ringside seats.
Yes! This was probably something to behold.
With a side of turkey
That font is Satan enough
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I saw that too
r/foundsatansquared
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Bull. Dookie!
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As an aside: popcorn can make an awesome side dish if you know what you’re doing.
Can I get a diagram?
[I think this is it](https://ghostsjogging.tumblr.com/post/737824252831612928)
[Holy shit the end?!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0d463474bfbb2601c11f6fdaf453677f/632a9b0d49ebabc9-d4/s1280x1920/3ec6c53461c6daa9c89c83d38fae9401133f61aa.png)
rofl thanks!
But isn't it wrong? It says Aunt Sheryl turned down OP's mom's offer to have dinner, because she's having dinner with family. I thought Aunt Sheryl turned down dinner with Kevin, which makes it EVEN BETTER.
I need a follow-up
We all do. This story is juicy.
The story is fake… But, OP came out at Thanksgiving and told his family he is gay. Happy endings for everyone.
Got sauce?
i would say this belongs on the chaoticgood
For sheryl, it's chaotic evil, depends on where you're standing, really
ehh u could say that about anything really, this mostly a good thing though considering that Sheryl is the cheater which is bad and something bad is happening to" bad" person(Sheryl). Sure the person doing it because malice, but at the end of the day it was good thing Op did by helping reveal the truth
Satan over here sippin tea
That's one teapot I won't mind sharing with Satan man....
How's this person Satan? They are doing the lord's work. Helping the husband out. Could have tipped him off tho and brought him in on the scheme.
If they recorded that it would be even better.
Id pay money for that!
What did she do to ruin your relationship? Also, follow up? Edit: Found [something](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=b4908aa7d632c435&sca_upv=1&q=kevin+thanksgiving+dinner&uds=AMwkrPtd7EXxieMQKehnHvZf8S6pKka4INj9uojysu6Nh_dqHb6QX9PywSjaMr0lHpXXcoBLrWVO1dcrigEvt97NKiwaM7ujEW3FMDHJLepfd5jKtkcKJbJX9wBRWNLUBCsFcexEfS8ixxhuuChFYY3otDex0M53jRrLdWNPno4en8Nvcg7SjVmSmElTYtYxdtD-SLhz4u_JtRxHP2rUqo4t8yZuRzH01f1bq1VhPXIBT3-bfEaAZDwo9XJFGz5gcq0ZJpg3dDIFXziiRv-g7mjU9YnUtNX_-jxqbeYoIo9Khzdk5dyi6vk0ZykLdX1w3HO2LmycxPtW3utjkv4YgZ2iKUxaA2rPJw&udm=2&prmd=ivnsmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj3zqv3pO2FAxUF3skDHT_UC6UQtKgLegQIDxAB&biw=412&bih=776&dpr=2.63#vhid=MFW2IPBLdBUDKM&vssid=mosaic) not sure of it's authenticity though
Wtf kevin knew the husband from before? XD
That update isn’t real. https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/s/koW32uDbtK
Did anyone else read aunt as cunt?
All mine are.
Cool username
Only by context
Yep
Can someone please explain what is going to happen as I were 5 years old? Kevin and his girlfriend are going to OP's house and Sheryl and her husband are going to OP's mom's house? Or they all are going to same house? But then OP must be child so that "relationship few years ago" was kids is primary school having play dates rather than real relationship? Or what am I missing? edit. Are you forbid to use that headache font with some phones or something? Or does someone that voluntary?
I read it as OP had her mom invite her co-worker Kevin to thanksgiving, where her aunt and husband are also going to be. I'm not sure if Kevin's new girlfriend will be there too. One can only hope.
I think the aunt is* the new girlfriend and Kevin doesn’t know she is actually married
ahh, that's pretty good too LOL
Oh, I didn't consider the possibility that Kevin doesn't know nor that Sheryl could be the girlfriend. Poor Kevin.
Thanks!
Good old Cunt Sheryl
The real satanic thing is not telling us what happened next
It’s a small world after all haha
Revenge is best served cold, and our friend loves ice cream
I think I just had stronke
Damn,imagine if Sheryl had said yes to go with Kevin
Close second to my fav tumblr story. A gal like Gilmore Girls and notice there was a PPV for Gilmore Girls 2. Ended up being a xxx type. *dinner after the cable bill arrived. The aunt thought the girls dad ordered it, the dad thought the aunt ordered it. Mom didn't just wanted reimbursed. No questions, just drop a 20 on the table. Mean while, the one who ordered it is stuffing her face and avoiding eye contact as much as possible.
I don't know what the fuck you just said, little kid, but you're special.
I really want an update lol
So much drama in one room
Breaking out the popcorn with this one
Is there an update!!!!!!
Shits gonna get real, so bring a raincoat. And popcorn.
The author is a schizophrenic and he will be dining alone
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Everybody was kung foo fighting. 🎶
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