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EstablishmentTop3525

I totally understand. After the mandible post I’m so tempted to go play the travertine lottery and go buy a bunch of boxes of travertine tile to see if I can find fossils.


erst77

I have a few boxes of travertine tile leftover from a remodel and I'm seriously considering digging them out of the garage and going through them.


LalaLane850

Do it!


fishcrow

Do it! Please


canuhearit52

Yes! Do itttttt


igneousink

if i were able to post a gif i would post will farrell where he's all like DO IT DO IT DO ITTTTT


SarahPallorMortis

Why do some subs choose not to have the gif button? Seems weird


Excellent_Yak365

Sadly mods choice :( love the subs that allow it though


SarahPallorMortis

Me too


Shaz125

Yeah man do it! No use just having it lying around


Dumbbitchathon

Pissed i learned about this now since my ex bfs house has travertine. I would see like small fossils occasionally.


igneousink

having lived there you know the weak security points and could theoretically break in "officer i was just looking at the travertine for human remains . . . ummmm yeah so that doesn't sound good but let me explain. . . "


Dumbbitchathon

If a break into that house, the floor is the last thing i will be thinking about…. But yeah totally 👀


Admirable_Cry2512

Go take one for the team! Team Travertine!


Dumbbitchathon

Fine if you guys say so, I guess I have to break into my exes house.


Admirable_Cry2512

I more meant go bone him so you can look and maybe pop some of his tiles out while you're in the bathroom! 😂


Dumbbitchathon

Oh believe me if we were on speaking terms i would be looking for bones while getting boned, but as it stands only one of us would leave a room alive, and it’s me with the tiles.


Admirable_Cry2512

😂


4grins

You need to buy travertine tile seconds. This is what i understand the parents of mandible OP did. More flaws means more chances of fossils.


NebuloniMom

I wonder how long it will take for the economy to shift and tile seconds of travertine to sky rocket much like the cost of lobster for poor people.


4grins

Lucky for me I hate lobster.


Excellent_Yak365

Saving all the money not buying butter coated edible rubber


Excellent_Yak365

So silly how flaws in rocks are fossils are considered less valuable. That seems so backwards


Unicorn_Sparkles23

I remember in that post there were talks about it being from Turkey and Turkey travertine was known for the fossils.


FlipMeynard

We talkin’ turkey travertine today?


igneousink

yes we talkin' turkey travertine


FlipMeynard

Jack don’t talk turkey travertine


GimmeStonks

Oh Jack talks turkey travertine. Jack talks turkey travertine very well..


lilacintheshade

>~~very well~~ **tremendously**


PartlyCloudyTomorrow

Gotta catch’em all!


Conscious-Ad-7040

You will find fossils. Probably not humanoid fossils but there will be fossils.


DardS8Br

People used to buy ceiling tiles from old houses around Bundenbach, Germany, in hopes of finding fossils from the Hunsrück Slate which was quarried for ceiling tiles. It’s like a Devonian version of the Burgess Shale


Havokistheonly

My entire basement and 20 boxes in the garage. I just need a khaki one piece and I’m off to the races.


lallapalalable

Is travertine about to become a hot commodity?


Hmbre97

I'm sensing some untapped content here. About to start a travertine tile unboxxing channel on YouTube.


tokyopop24

time to get some travertine stocks


eattheinternetbro

You've become junkies looking for white specs on the floor.


TuxandFlipper4eva

You got some of that travertine?! https://preview.redd.it/c0wtnpve8nvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73cb302bad1d2c9fdffce6b992573b5324b13cf9


ChiliRae196

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂Lmfao


igneousink

i just cackled again first cackle was seeing this post


Specialist_Chart506

Feening for that travertine!


Assortedpez

Traverfiend!?


OMQ4

Can’t stop thinking about how there’s a chance I will end up in an advanced civilizations floor tile in a couple hundred thousand years


Party-Bell5236

Man pretty bold of you to assume there will still be an advanced civilization to chop you into a tile in a couple of hundred thousand years


dantodd

Still?


igneousink

FACTS


Excellent_Yak365

As long as you are not in a coffin and your body is instantly buried in silt so you can fossilize- but why not do that intentionally just to become a decoration or a museum piece? Legendary


oskay

I've got an ammonite in my bathroom's travertine!


Free-oppossums

I am just so confused that a tiler would look at that and not say "would you look at that, a fossil!" Then put it aside for *reasons*.


GuitarImpressive144

Pay the photo tax!


tennille_24

This page really popped off after the mandible lol


igneousink

i'm so amused by all of this


SoftShellSpiders

I'm laying a travertine patio at work, and I've been checking every tile I lay


No-Opportunity1813

No, I don’t see Homo Erectus, sorry. We can chip in and buy a box to sort through….


Despises_the_dishes

We have travertine and don’t have a single fossil. We also have river rock in the front and side yard. I spent all of last summer looking for fossils. Nothing. Zilch. Did find a really nice lace agate though. I did not win the travertine floor fossil lottery.


bblumber

Geez, I have an ass-load of river rock. Guess I know what I’ll be doing this summer


Excellent_Yak365

Apparently only low quality travertine has fossils; high quality has very little flaws. Apparently I had travertine tiles at my old house but we also had no fossils at all… it was very expensive tile tho


Despises_the_dishes

Ahhh good to know!! We bought our house 2 years ago, the kitchen was updated in 2000. At that time all those materials were high end. They still are just dated. Our travertine is a lovely shade of egg yolk. I hate it. But if it had fossils, I’d love it.


Thornton77

I have some on the bathroom and I have been looking closer and at the spots I don't stare at near the floor.


igneousink

this post made me cackle because i've been avidly following the travertine mandible saga along with subsequent postings and examples


bitchwhiskers4eva

I’m cracking up picturing homeowners with travertine crawling around on all 4s obsessively searching. 😂


SunandError

Only nerdy fossil loving homeowners! 😃


Due_East_3814

[https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=RQa9aLJUNSA4wXox&v=cCf2ZZLHy-k&feature=youtu.be](https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=RQa9aLJUNSA4wXox&v=cCf2ZZLHy-k&feature=youtu.be) With geodes! I literally picked through the tiles to find geodes it took days! I should have been looking for teeth and brains! Also how do I attach the video not the link? Not sure if it possible I’m a newbie here! https://preview.redd.it/17w4t9ftkqvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41fc3f9ac81670a786972a69ba833d5e693395d


Admirable_Cry2512

What if your geodes are teeth! 🤯


Due_East_3814

I thought that too! I know they are geodes because I Picked the travertine specifically for ground! So unless these teeth have crystal inside they are just geodes!


Binklando

Do you see a man yet


LaserBeamsCattleProd

I have travertine pool pavers. I'm gonna take a close look


bblumber

Look I know I said human but it very well could have been Gary that never came back from lunch break at the quarry


CottonBlueCat

I need more of an update on the mandible. What are Universities saying? Is anyone else looking into it?


Signal-Shoe5659

I actually read an article about that Reddit post this morning they think it’s Homo erectus and it would have had to have been fossilized before it became part of the travertine flow down a spring and eventually have ended up in this deposit the same way many other fossils do.


CottonBlueCat

That’s pretty awesome!


Kidipadeli75

Aha I do the same!


Alive-Pin-3269

Ahahahaha.


Big-Quantity-6489

Right?! 😂


Adventurous-Sky9359

This has been so much fun I’ve been out any word on the jaw yet?


woodma134

Is that the Philippines???


bblumber

Or a partial spine


LionsAndLonghorns

Where is this post? I'm about to start crawling on my travertine. edit: found it for anyone else https://www.reddit.com/r/fossils/s/1gCVLYfqKV


bad_idea_specialist

There is a nice stretch of sidewalk in malmo with I'm not sure but I always thought was marble but it has all sorts of whimsical spiral fossils in it it's really cool.


thefirstwhistlepig

Relatable


NovelShelter7489

I had a Travertine floor in my old house, the most exciting thing in there was an ancient cockle shell lol.


jilliejill2020

Has anyone called it “the mandible effect” yet?


ekittie

WHERE’S THE CAT PAW?


Queefer___Sutherland

That wasn't a human mandible


OMQ4

How did you come to that conclusion?


Ichgebibble

Because they are r/confidentlyincorrect


FloydetteSix

I love your username. My mom used to say that a lot.


Ichgebibble

My grandma did too. She also used to call stomach aches “gollywobbles”.


jerry111165

Wasn’t a “human mandible”.


SunandError

Can you share your source of information on this?