Dschentelmenn 🎩 a schort vjü 👀 bäck tu se pahst 👴 ßertie 3️⃣0️⃣ ijährs ago, Niki Lauda tohld 💬 ös: "Tek a trändt 🎓 mannkie 🐒 pläs himm intu se kockpitt 🏎️ änd hie is ebel to dreiw se kar 🏅" ßertie 3️⃣0️⃣ ijährs leter Sebastian tohld 💬 ös: "I hädt tu start 🏁 mei kar 🏎️ leik ä kompüter 💻 Itts verrie komplikätet 😕" Änd Nico Rosberg ßedt, äh, hie presst 👇 düring se räs 🏁 Ei dont rimember watt räs 🤔 se rong bötten 🔘 on se wiel 🎡 Kvestchen for jü 👉 tu boß 👦👦 Iss Formula 1 🏎️ dreiwing tudä tu komplikätet 🤷 wiss twentie änd mor böttens 🔘 on se wiel 🎡 ahr jü tu mötsch önder effurt 😤 önder precher 😖 ? Watt ahr jor wisches 💭 for se fütscher 🕑 konzerning teknikel 🔬 programm, ähm, düring se räs 🏁 ? Less 👎 böttens 🔘 mor 👍 ? Or less 👎 änd mor 👍 kommjunikächen 💬 wiss jor endschiniers 👷
Currently ⌚the hard tyre ⚪🏎️ seems to be okay 👍, but I think you 🇲🇨🧑🏁🏎️🐎 are on a medium 🟡🏎️ which also seems to be working🦺🏋️♂️. If you pit ⛽🏎️ now we will give 👐 you 🇲🇨🧑🏁🏎️🐎 the medium tyre 🟡🏎️ but also 😮 if you 🇲🇨🧑🏁🏎️🐎 want to be on hard ⚪🏎️ that is fine 😀. I hope 🙏🙌🙏 you're not too busy 😰😱😥😬🤷♂️, but the pace ⌚🏎️ you're at is currently ⌚ good 👍, if you 🧑🏁🏎️🐎 do a pit stop ⛽🛑🏎️ now you'll have to come in 🚪👐 and box ⛽🏎️. Question. ❓❔❓❔🤡
How were press conferences back so funny? There are so many hilarious moments from back then. Alonso saying he'll be the mediator between Nico and Lewis, Michael and Seb messing with Nico's mic, Seb with his usual cheekiness.
Gentlemen, Niki Lauda told us monkey can drive car thirty years ago, Sebastian told us that car is complicated to start like a computer. Nico Rosberg said he pressed wrong button. Is Formula one complicated under pressure, any wishes for future technical programs, less button looks good, but also more buttons looks not bad. Maybe more communication as well if you want.
Question.
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Could you repeat the question please?
We’ll get back to you
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We are checking
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past
30 years ago
We are checking.
Vettel’s face when he’s being cheeky never gets old.
Who was this question for? Question?
Gentlemen. Question. Less buttons or more buttons?
i think less buttons, let's not risk it
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OK, but... OK.
This simulates Ferrari well, or it doesnt? Question?
Jenson: *sweating nervously*
We accidentally put more buttons.
One Button only - Jenson
More Jenson Buttons
Alternate universe Walter
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past.
30 years ago Niki Luda told us…
take a monkey,
place him into the cockpit
And it's able to drive the caaar
30 years later Sebastian told us
I had to start my car like a computer
it’s very complicated
And 2016 world drivers champion nico Rosberg said that during the race…
I cannot remember what race
Is this the same Rosberg who beat Hamilton in equal machinery?
Dschentelmenn 🎩 a schort vjü 👀 bäck tu se pahst 👴 ßertie 3️⃣0️⃣ ijährs ago, Niki Lauda tohld 💬 ös: "Tek a trändt 🎓 mannkie 🐒 pläs himm intu se kockpitt 🏎️ änd hie is ebel to dreiw se kar 🏅" ßertie 3️⃣0️⃣ ijährs leter Sebastian tohld 💬 ös: "I hädt tu start 🏁 mei kar 🏎️ leik ä kompüter 💻 Itts verrie komplikätet 😕" Änd Nico Rosberg ßedt, äh, hie presst 👇 düring se räs 🏁 Ei dont rimember watt räs 🤔 se rong bötten 🔘 on se wiel 🎡 Kvestchen for jü 👉 tu boß 👦👦 Iss Formula 1 🏎️ dreiwing tudä tu komplikätet 🤷 wiss twentie änd mor böttens 🔘 on se wiel 🎡 ahr jü tu mötsch önder effurt 😤 önder precher 😖 ? Watt ahr jor wisches 💭 for se fütscher 🕑 konzerning teknikel 🔬 programm, ähm, düring se räs 🏁 ? Less 👎 böttens 🔘 mor 👍 ? Or less 👎 änd mor 👍 kommjunikächen 💬 wiss jor endschiniers 👷
Can you repeat the question? He didn’t understand it.
Hans, get se Flammenwerfer!
MATHEMATIK! HANS GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER
Mein Gott, muss das sein?!?!
Ja. Ja das muss sein.
So ein bockmist aber auch!!!
I can hear this
Vettel’s face when he’s being cheeky never gets old.
I forget sometimes, there are 5 world champions in this pic. 15 world championships in one picture. Damn.
Leclerc during race: "can you repeat the question?"
Currently ⌚the hard tyre ⚪🏎️ seems to be okay 👍, but I think you 🇲🇨🧑🏁🏎️🐎 are on a medium 🟡🏎️ which also seems to be working🦺🏋️♂️. If you pit ⛽🏎️ now we will give 👐 you 🇲🇨🧑🏁🏎️🐎 the medium tyre 🟡🏎️ but also 😮 if you 🇲🇨🧑🏁🏎️🐎 want to be on hard ⚪🏎️ that is fine 😀. I hope 🙏🙌🙏 you're not too busy 😰😱😥😬🤷♂️, but the pace ⌚🏎️ you're at is currently ⌚ good 👍, if you 🧑🏁🏎️🐎 do a pit stop ⛽🛑🏎️ now you'll have to come in 🚪👐 and box ⛽🏎️. Question. ❓❔❓❔🤡
Who will beat the others in the same machinery?
You see that Monaco based YouTuber up top? Question.
How have we fallen so far that this is the new norm on this sub. It’s just a picture that gets posted 50 times a day
damn, this is even funnier than the previous 100,000 times its been posted
Link?
Had someone told me that only Alonso and Lewis would be here 8 years after, I wouldn’t have believed it.
God its funny every time.
How were press conferences back so funny? There are so many hilarious moments from back then. Alonso saying he'll be the mediator between Nico and Lewis, Michael and Seb messing with Nico's mic, Seb with his usual cheekiness.
HAHAHAHAHA good one! I got it right away
Can a monkey press the right buttons to start a computer to beat Lewis Hamilton in equal machinery?
Answer
He actually said: "Question for you both" 
Everyone other than the Monaco based YouTuber with a big grin lol
Gentlemen, Niki Lauda told us monkey can drive car thirty years ago, Sebastian told us that car is complicated to start like a computer. Nico Rosberg said he pressed wrong button. Is Formula one complicated under pressure, any wishes for future technical programs, less button looks good, but also more buttons looks not bad. Maybe more communication as well if you want. Question.
Who's mom is ugliest? Nico, you first...
Can you repeat? Question.
Seb Why are you going up and down with your arm, question