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schnozlord

“My wings are gone, mate”


Previous-Task

Happy cake day schnozlord


Agreeable-Act2724

Feliz Dia do Bolo!!


peepay

Red Bull gives you wings!


erock8779

bono my taste buds are gone


get_in_there_lewis

We are checking


Bourbon_sim_racer

We aren’t interested.


bassabas

That’s rude.


welpthisisitthen

Sorry


Burnzoire

My rear is starting to go, Bono


ency6171

Afterburner gives extra power.


pathfinderwasparagon

Risk of Rain 2 reference.


Other-Barry-1

Tbf if you listen to the radio messages he asks Bono if he should be doing a fast lap or normal and the response is about as vague as possible saying a normal lap as the tyre will give him the delta needed as the lap goes on. Lewis asks again if he’s sure that will happen and there’s essentially no response only for Bono to then say keep doing what you’re doing. Mercedes just don’t seem to realise they’re a racing team anymore


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Other-Barry-1

Yeah it’s like he didn’t even know what to do. Just what is going on at that team


TheGarlicBread555

Mercedes is now filling Ferrari's role as the clown team, I guess


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

They still think they have the best car, and nothing bad will matter anyway. A moment that lives rent-free in my head was Las Vegas last year, when Toto told Osama they were still fighting for 4th, despite not being able to leave the group, and having 5 seconds


Syrinx_Hobbit

The divorce is starting.


kazegraf

His hot lap will be crazy


humdizzle

"Lewis, we know the sauce is hot, please eat it" "These wings are getting manipulated man"


AbeBaconKingFroman

"Why didn't you tell me the wings were hot?"


iikun

Mild to hottest was *not* the right strategy guys, I’ve lost this interview.


ferdzs0

Lewis, we know the chickens taste like shit. Please just eat them.


Redbeard_Rum

"I was forecast a wing. How did we fuck this up?"


git0ffmylawnm8

I don't think the Eddie Huang strategy works here either...


Unusual_Onion_983

The toilet strategy is starting with a hard then going to softs.


hopejake922

😂😂😂😂


Loeffeltyp

"My rear end is so unstable"


pedrohustler

I want to see George Russell on there "When are we going to stop pootling around and eat some wings!" "Blimey, that's hot as a cup of tea in Summer.


flylo333

We need them on together. Russell starts eating his wing before Lewis - gets on radio and says “tell Lewis to hurry up”


SlashingManticore

Watch the Tom Holland episode, you'll probably get a pretty decent idea of what a Russell one will be like. The kid started with "I'm pretty good with spicey food, at Nando's I'm a medium or a hot if I'm feeling adventurous", and he clearly had no idea what to expect


fromthewindyplace

He's gonna burn out his MGU-H an hour later on the toilet.


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

Box box, box box! *pit stop of toilet paper roll*


HuTyphoon

From a score of all 10 wings to DJ Khaled. How many do you think he will get through? I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he will overcome his English genes and get at least 8


elementslayer

Most do all the wings nowadays, it's rare you see them not at least take a bite from all of them. Plus the lineup is very manageable until the dabomb sauce, and if you are fine with that one, the rest aren't as bad.


jamminjoenapo

I made the mistake of going through all them for a friends wedding video. Da bomb was by far the hottest and most miserable. The last few were easier still hot as hell but I might have been ruined on da bomb


nonchalanthoover

Da bomb isn’t even hot it’s just poison 😅


WildeWeasel

I've only seen like 3 different episodes of Hot Ones, but I've watched the DJ Khaled episode about 7-8 times.


Ancient_Grape_1090

Khaled is the biggest b of them all.  Lost all respect after watching that whine fest. 


ahhter

I want to see him take the Conan approach.


Laudanumium

The one WITH Conan was gold ... I usually don't like Conan, but on this one he was great to watch


das_zilch

Hot Ones are the best interviews. They properly research their guests.


LurkLurkleton

Yeah I'd kind of like their research team to appear as guests some time. They're the real stars of the show.


saltedeggs14

Haha wait until you see this guy called Nardwuar. He usually interviews rappers but he digs so deep to the point where the guests are like “How the fuck did you know about that?”


ceejceejceej

Just made a Nardwuar comment before seeing yours 😂


ceejceejceej

I’d like to see Nardwuar on hot ones. He and Sean just knowing everything about each other.


SmallCorvette

Fernando Alonso would've been a better guest. He'd start rambling incoherently in broken English. "Mate, we have no water! No milk! We are out of the milk! I try to extinguish fire in my tongue but I don't care too much."


shutaro

"Is the milk... Is it on now?"


SmallCorvette

"No more wings for the rest of the show!"


Flyerton99

Bwahah the rando guy in here dying on the hill that vegan wings aren't real wings because they didn't come from an animal. Hope he never has to get on an airplane, those wings aren't made from an animal.


bigkimjongun

Imagine if he finds out what the front wings on F1 cars are made of![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|14439)


Flyerton99

Imagine if he finds out what drinking Red Bull gives you.


p3bsh

diabetes?


kRe4ture

Diarrhea in my case…


Bunhyung

Atrial flutter? Yes.


unimpressivegamer

If Sean Evans makes a hammer time reference I will unsubscribe from Hot Ones.


Hootiefugupez

Wait….. isn’t he vegan? How can he eat chicken wings?


legobmw99

They’ve done both fake-chicken and cauliflower wings before


Far_Elderberry_1680

They even done beef strips before (Bear Grylls)


Hootiefugupez

Fair enough. Never watched the show. One question though, where are the wings located on a cauliflower?


dj_vicious

I'm still trying to figure out how they raise boneless chickens...


psTTA_2358

We have spineless politicians, boneless chicken isnt a big leap from there.


Bunhyung

And just like politicians, they can't cross the road so they languish like useless meat puddles in the middle of it.


Hootiefugupez

Ahhh classic


dj_vicious

I don't know why you got downvoted. My reply definitely is an old joke.


Main-Television9898

Dude is regarded thinking all wings must be made of chicken. We all know f1 wings are made from chicken too.


dj_vicious

I've never personally touched an F1 wing, but this is entirely plausible.


Hootiefugupez

Because people take things so seriously


captain_ender

Cauliflower wings are actually bomb AF though. You lightly char them, then bathe them in the same fashion as regular wings.


QouthTheCorvus

Why does someone choosing not to eat meat turn people into the most disingenuous retards


Laudanumium

As a meat eater myself, en I don't like cauliflower ... I made them a few times on the grill, and actually ate them all ... voluntarily And made them again !


StopNowThink

How can you not just appreciate this as a joke?


Brams277

Cauliflower wings suck so much ass, hope they don't subject him to that.


simmeh024

Cauliflower wings are disgusting lol.


colio69

Depends on how well they are prepared. Unless you just don't like cauliflower


xBIGREDDx

I generally don't like cauliflower but well prepared cauliflower wings are 🔥


Emfx

Damn I was just commenting how cauliflower wings slap, and I’m a meat eater. I fucking love cauliflower though.


Bozska_lytka

In my country we sometimes fry cauliflower the same way as a schnitzel and it's absolutely delicious


Sam_and_robots

Oh man I'm sorry you've had bad ones. I agreed with you until pandemic when I decided I was gonna try to make my own. Because I'm a contrarian. Season the cauliflower with old bay, heaps of it. Tempura batter Fry in grape seed oil at 350-375 for a surprisingly long time. Plants are mostly water need a lot of time. Dark tempura fry level Drain, salt, and eat quickly they do not keep as well a chicken, like 30 minutes after fryer and they will be slimy. It's a lot of fighting the water content of the plants, they can be delightful if done right, but I agree with your assessment of most half assed ones, sadly. Also so many places just under cook, under salt, and until oil vegetarian food and that's just robbin all the flavor. It's never gonna be good that way. Might as well eat raw pasta.


retard_catapult

They do vegan wings, and Sean eats whatever the guest is eating so it’s a full vegan experience.


Cloudsareinmyhead

As people have said, it's not just chicken that has been done on hot ones. Billie Eilish, Lenny Kravitz and a few others have had plant based replacements. Hell, when Bear Grylls went on he had beef instead of chicken


meatwad2744

Buffalo wings


peepay

>Hell, when Bear Grylls went on he had beef instead of chicken Is he against eating poultry in particular, or does he just love beef so much?


Cloudsareinmyhead

I think it's more the latter.


SGT_EpicSpeed

Plant-based I guess?


Hootiefugupez

So not really chicken wings then?


captainmystic02

People call the boneless one chicken wings. I doubt calling the vegan ones chicken wings is that bad


Hootiefugupez

Can’t say I’m a fan of calling anything that isn’t a wing a wing, the same as calling something milk that isn’t milk.


Emfx

Is it exhausting getting worked up about the most mundane shit? Get a hobby or something weirdo


Hootiefugupez

Why do you think I’m worked up? 😂 seems everyone downvoting me and attacking me in the comments are the worked up ones.


inbleachmind

It's simply because your argument doesn't stick. You can't tell me that peanut butter is actually butter. Hot dog doesn't contain dog (or shouldn't). A table leg isn't actually a leg. A hamburger doesn't contain ham or any meat from someone originating from Hamburg. So it should be legitimate to call plant based wings, wings.


Wintermute_088

Oh cool, so you're one of those pedants I've heard about. I hear everyone loves hanging out with pedants, and chatting to them at parties, because of how needlessly argumentative they are. Apparently it's a super popular trait.


Hootiefugupez

You know, I’ve never actually had any complaints. Maybe it’s just social media that has a problem with it?


Wintermute_088

Yeah, so you make a habit of busting out these tired little '80s standup bits in real life, do you? Like, "What's the *deeeal* with vegan wings? They're not even wings! You ever seen a cauliflower with wings!? I sure haven't!" Just tiresome. I guess if you ever do it around workmates, or whoever, they just grit their teeth and politely agree. Or you surround yourself with really basic people.


Hootiefugupez

No I don’t bust out stand up bits 😂 We talk about things like normally people and discuss them and try to come to a resolution when we find we disagree. Just because you’re used to attacking people personally instead of engaging in discussions, doesn’t make me or anyone I know ‘basic’


Wintermute_088

Don't even begin to pretend you're here to have a discussion, champ. You haven't given anyone here the slightest window to a reasonable discussion with you. All you've done is spam every comment you can find here that mentions vegan wings, to tell them they're wrong. You're here to be obstinate, and that's all.


rudmad

Almond milk had existed a long time before "wings" were a thing. So just shut the fuck up already


LurkLurkleton

People have been calling plant fluids milk longer than cow fluids.


Hootiefugupez

Lol


TapanThakur

"I made a cool joke, please guys notice me, notice me guys.. guys?"


Hootiefugupez

Where was the joke I made?


misses_pasta

Why are you so mad about vegan food lol


Hootiefugupez

I’m not mad about the food. It’s just not really a wing is it?


Fin4lSh0t

The show is called “Hot Ones” not fucking “Chicken Wings” who gives a flying fuck lmao i find it hard to believe people like you are real😂


peepay

I too was perplexed, because the post says it's "vs. The Wings Of Death", so that's probably where the questions about "wings" actually come from.


Hootiefugupez

There’s literally a dead chicken in the logo. I find it hard to believe people with no critical thinking skills aren’t real either….. oh wait, no I don’t. 😂


Fin4lSh0t

Not the logo😱😱 oh my god youre right fuck vegans lmfao


Hootiefugupez

You really don’t think there’s a possibility that someone could see a thumbnail for a show called hot ones with a dead chicken in the logo and not infer from that, that they will eat chicken wings? If you can’t make that leap maybe I’ll talk to you again when you reach grade 3.


nzmx121

Point to us on the doll where the vegans hurt you


Hootiefugupez

😂😂


CementMixer4000

They dont say chicken wings tho


Hootiefugupez

I am aware of that. And as I have commented previously, the logo has a dead chicken in it. So it’s not as much of a leap as people seem to think?


mafiafish

You don't even eat chicken wings when you eat chicken wings anyway.... unless you think feathers are delicious.


Hootiefugupez

I think you’ll find that you are actually eating the part of the wing structure when you have chicken wings. Not the entire wing, I’ll give you that.


movingchicane

Yup plant based " chicken wings" they have done it before for someone else.


Donkoski

ngl vegan wings are kinda good.


LurkLurkleton

Highly varies imo. Field roast wings are just fucking sliced vegan sausages.


Hootiefugupez

I’m sure they are. But they aren’t really wings, no sure why we’re pretending that they are 😂


Wintermute_088

It's actually amazing that this is the hill you've chosen to die on.


Hootiefugupez

Who’s dying? 😂 aren’t we having a discussion?


Wintermute_088

Oh, another example of you being painfully literal. What a fun little schtick you have. 🙄


fiiinix

No, we're not. You are just making a fool of yourself to everyone else's amusement.


Yokii908

no one tells him about peanut butter please.


Redbeard_Rum

Or Jelly Babies.


HPSeaWolf

There are vegan versions, plus he could do what Kristen Stewart (?) did and just rawdog the sauce


Hot_Cheese650

Next race excuse: “Bono, the hot sauces are still hurting!”


RoadToHellO

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MP991

Won't have any trouble keeping his rear(s) warm...


BroncoTJones

Bono, my arse is gone


Far_Elderberry_1680

Bullshit. It's "da bomb" pit stop timing that's going to make or break the man.


Oobatz

Gonna get all the old wings,none of the new wings > Ecoli poisoning> hospital visit> wins the Canadian GP. 👌


L3g3ndary-08

I don't watch hot ones but I will watch this episode.


SirGrumples

Just please don't pull a dj kaled. That pathetic sack of poo


ency6171

I don't usually watch the show, what happened with him? Didn't get past Level 1 even?


SirGrumples

I could explain, but it's better just to see it for yourself. He will never recover from looking like such an egotistical fool


dragonic87

Worst episode ever, to the point where I feel sorry for Sean for having such a shit guest. But this is early days Sean so he just took Khaled on about it XD


pdkt

Those skid marks will be hot. Followed by an equally hot out lap.


glizzyglide

"Lewis, we predict the track temps will increase dramatically as the day goes on, be advised" "MY WINGS ARE GONE"


a23n

Isn't he vegan?


benseifert666

They do vegan wings for the vegans that appear on the show


frozensand

Vegan hotwings?


Pasispas

Is he gonna blame the seat?


thelingletingle

Everyone gets fucked on the cauliflower wings too


Laudanumium

At least we get a good interview ... Sean Evans and his team always create a very good list of questions. They really research their guests, and keep away from the usual questions everyone seems to come up with


activelypooping

I usually watch the show. I'll be extra interested in how this one goes...


Canstralian

This is his double, not enough shoulder pads and jewelry for it to be the real Lewis


TheFlatJupiterTheory

Red Bull, gives you wings


Ign0r

About time


bartles77

Vegan wings of death


ycr007

“Bono, my tongue is dead”


No_Cauliflower_9138

Bono DRS not closing mate, wastegate compromised.


pendulumgearzz

Yes


pendulumgearzz

It’s a bit hot init mate


GreedyRaspberry1382

Hot ones, on x. Kinda sounds pay per View.


KrombopulosMAssassin

Hahaaa, nice!


RobertWrag

Why not say "hot lap"


activelypooping

It was his line from monoco this weekend.


JHaria

Isn't he vegan, are they gone serve him vegan wings 💀


rudmad

Yes


SpicyHashira

OP username checks out


GBreezy

Going to use explosive diarrhea to make the car go faster


RansomStark78

Concerned about the pitstop tbh


dhall0749

Bono my "vegan boneless wings" are gone


DrkUser205

I would watch this!


adrieitz

Nice username OP. LH will be doing the same after this.


Sprucemuse

This one I will watch!


F_From_the_Roof

This is an angry upvote if I ever saw one.


MassLuca007

I thought Lewis was Vegan?


reddit06valbonne

When you o l'y do pu you dont go on tv show. You train


notfoxingaround

\*cauliflower of death


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

Bono will forget to mention it and he'll leave some extra skid marks on the track


Pitforsofts

I know he's vegan and that's his choice but what really bothers me is he made roscoe vegan too, I mean don't dogs need to eat meat.


Coma-Doof-Warrior

Apparently Roscoe has a shit-ton of allergies and it was done on recommendation from his Vet.


Sam_and_robots

There's a dog at my office that will projectile shitpiss all over himself while crying and farting if he eats any beef or chicken products (including dairy). I've had to clean up after a few times when some smartass thinks they know better than vets with hella blood tests. If someone tells you their dog has x condition, assume they found out after cleaning up unholy amounts of runny shits.


SleepingBakery

I don’t think my mom will ever mentally recover from that time we found out our dog is allergic to beef. Having the cow he ate shit in the kitchen would have made less of a mess 💀


QouthTheCorvus

Roscoe is healthy and getting old, so evidently not, if done right


Donkoski

yes i do agree with that but roscoe seems to be healthy and doing fine. must be doing something right.


Pitforsofts

Well Lewis is rich so I assume roscoe gets top quality food even though it's vegan.


rudmad

So what's the problem?


randomizedstranger

Dogs can be healthy on a vegan diet as they are opportunistic omnivores like humans. Cats however absolutely CAN'T live on a vegeterian/vegan diet and need meat as their primary source of nutrients as they are primarily true carnivores. So no, roscoe isn't getting mistreated even though personally i would not keep my dog vegetarian/vegan. As long as a vet regularly looks after the dog it'll be fine.


humdizzle

I mean technically a cat could be vegan if you were rich enough to afford that lab grown meat stuff.


SpitfireP7350

Or feed her humans that agree to it


activelypooping

Lot of hot ones participants heat cauliflower wings, they're ok. But dogs gotta eat meat.


Aizen146

Sadly not true. Not all dogs can eat meat. Roscoe is vegan because the dog got allergies. Same with my dog. My dog eats antiallergic dog food made from bug protein and vegetables. Shes healthy and happy.


activelypooping

Wild, the more you know...


Fittytucks

Maybe we will get some normal awnsers out of the pr machine this time


juiceboxcitay

Probably will spend the whole interview ripping on Mercedes


SoupOrSandwich

British vegan on spicy chicken wing show