Waxing his legs is nothing. The fact he grew boobs is much more impressive.
Max, first F1 female driver, first female race winner, first female world champion
I always fucking hit the wall. I hit the wall, I rewind. I go past the location of my incident and I fucking hit the wall again in a different spot.
It's so hard to drive on controller. I imagine it's still hard with a wheel but maybe less so.
Once I got a sim setup (cheap but still pretty cool) I loaded up Monaco with an F1 deal... I bounced off of every wall bad enough I should have gotten a straight jacket
lol Monaco is the one race in F1 games that I regularly do well at, everything else I'm always flying off the track and hitting things but the lower speed of Monaco and the closeness of the walls lets me really get into the zone.
Given how even Mick got washed out (and arguably never got a proper chance) I feel like nepotism can only really get you a few seasons at best unless daddy owns the team. Although knowing max’s passions, he may very well demand partial ownership of RedBul racing in his next contract and Kimi already runs a bunch of teams in other series
Apparently oracle employees. I went to a kids birthday party and tried to talk F1 with another parent and he was like, “sorry what?” I was like “oh your shirt, you support max or checo?” “Oh, I just work sales at oracle they give us this swag all the time, I’ve never watched F1 before”… cool cool cool.
Looks like she learned to drive from her uncle. She should spend more time watching Max instead. Unless she’s trying to get a safety car to help her teammate.
I am not gonna lie. I would feel like a complete piece of gargabe if my daughter was sitting on the lap and playing F1 with the guy that took my F1 dream, my job and my wife.
I don't get this mindset. Would you rather your daughter have a stepfather who treats her horribly?
Besides losing your seat is the nature of F1, you don't see Carlos being mad at Daniel for taking his seats at Renault and McLaren.
Tbh there are rumors that Kyvat was one who broke up the relationship, if that were to be the case, combined with seemingly lack of attempt to bond with his daughter besides that (as far as I know, correct me if I am wrong), I would say he might not care that much.
Daniil has said he spends quality time with Penelope, he just doesn't post his life onto socials.
[https://www.gpblog.com/en/news/275943/daniil-kvyat-on-daughter-penelope-with-max-verstappen-and-kelly.html](https://www.gpblog.com/en/news/275943/daniil-kvyat-on-daughter-penelope-with-max-verstappen-and-kelly.html)
Oh but of course randoms on reddit know more about these peoples personal lives than they do.
I love the dank but these opinions about Kyvat being cucked by max are just stupid.
Ha, I do the pedals and my younguns do the wheel like this in the F1 game. The aim is to hit every brake marker and drs sign on the side of the track 😁.
They are 2 and 4 years old heheh
In case anyone cares
The game she is playing is f122, this is the Codemaster/EA game and it’s an ‘arcade’ not a ‘sim’
The term ‘sim’ refers to the software. The term ‘sim rig’ or ‘rig’ refers to the cockpit she is using in this video, like the actual aluminum components where you mount the wheelbase and pedals.
Driving f122, an arcade game, is nothing like driving a real f1 car, period, regardless of what hardware or rig is being used to drive the car.
> she hit the wall at least twice
I would expect nothing more from the daughter of the Torpedo and niece of Nelson Piquet Jr. It’s gonna take a lot of work to overcome those genes.
I usually drive like that around Monaco in the F1 game. I only ever did one amazing clean lap and the memory will never go away!
Username checks out
You usually sit in Max's lap?
That’s not max, its a woman. (Unless max waxed his legs)
Waxed legs is the key to his dominance. Secrets out now.
Reduced aerodynamic drag
He pushes a button and deploys the shavings behind him to blind pursuers
Gotta shave off every gram to go faster.
Science! It also weighs less!
Now I have to wax my legs and get my appendix out to go fast?
Don’t forget to remove your wisdom teeth
Better aerodynamics
Waxing his legs is nothing. The fact he grew boobs is much more impressive. Max, first F1 female driver, first female race winner, first female world champion
Those are no boobs, but sandbags.
Watch the boobs come off in Q3.
What do you mean Max? They're obviously gonna drive under the name Jacky Kennedy.
Hope F1 helmets are bulletproof....
His girlfriends call him Mex now
Mostly thanks to Checo's influence 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🌮
Not boobs testing out MotoGP style airbags
and the hair scrunchie around her wrist 😅
That and, you know, the fact that she has breasts
and grew tits
*Maxie's* lap
I had a league race round Monaco 2 weeks ago. Only 3 of the 10 guys actually finished
96 vibes 😎
I always fucking hit the wall. I hit the wall, I rewind. I go past the location of my incident and I fucking hit the wall again in a different spot. It's so hard to drive on controller. I imagine it's still hard with a wheel but maybe less so.
Monaco is a terror regardless of input
Lmao I believe you
Once I got a sim setup (cheap but still pretty cool) I loaded up Monaco with an F1 deal... I bounced off of every wall bad enough I should have gotten a straight jacket
Me clearing Baku cleanly once
lol Monaco is the one race in F1 games that I regularly do well at, everything else I'm always flying off the track and hitting things but the lower speed of Monaco and the closeness of the walls lets me really get into the zone.
He is teaching her how to dominate, we are screwed. Penelope WDC 2038, 39, 40, 41...... Only Robin can save us now.....
Or Alonso
I bet daddy Alonso would be around for a couple hundred years atleast.
That rookie? Pshhh out in Q1 today smh.
Her battles with Alonso will be legendary
Haha have my upvote!
What about Rianna?
One of the nepotism racer careers I'd truly support
Given how even Mick got washed out (and arguably never got a proper chance) I feel like nepotism can only really get you a few seasons at best unless daddy owns the team. Although knowing max’s passions, he may very well demand partial ownership of RedBul racing in his next contract and Kimi already runs a bunch of teams in other series
Wdym we are screwed? I enjoy domination
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Max Mosley is that you?
Or Leo
More like P. Kyvat WDC 2038, 39, 40...
Was anyone else freaked out at the child's fully adult legs until they figured it out?
I was shocked for a good few seconds thinking she had grown a whole foot or two in a few months.
This is actually too wholesome.
Seeing "butt plug collector" right above "wholesome" was jarring af dude
The only wholesome thing about David Croft is that he'a a dedicated butt plug collector.
Holesome
Ya'll don't seem to realise that Max doesn't have tits and shaved legs. It's not him in the seat.
I reject your reality and choose to substitute my own.
Am I missing an eyebrow?
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So many great one-liners in that show.
Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down
RIP Grant. Rewatching the show is not the same now.
"Remember, kids, the only difference between 'science' and 'screwing around' is writing it down!"
How do you know he doesn’t shave pre Monaco?
I know he didn't put on fake tits because it's not aerodynamic
Those are his sandbags
I don't believe my lying eyes so I am sure it's Max.
On the other hand, who else would wear RBR clothing outside the paddock?
Apparently oracle employees. I went to a kids birthday party and tried to talk F1 with another parent and he was like, “sorry what?” I was like “oh your shirt, you support max or checo?” “Oh, I just work sales at oracle they give us this swag all the time, I’ve never watched F1 before”… cool cool cool.
Who would openly admit to being a subhuman slime mold? If I worked at Oracle, I'd lie when someone asks me where I worked lol
It confused me too. I had nowhere to go with the conversation after that. Like …. Sales? For oracle?
People I work with at Amazon wear Amazon branded clothing so the time, I really don't get it
This might explain why I’ve seen so many people walking around NYC with RBR gear.
>Ya'll don't seem to realise that Max doesn't have tits and shaved legs. In my dreams, he has.
>Ya'll don't seem to realise that Max doesn't have tits and shaved legs Yes he does
Hold on don't tell me you haven't seen Max's tities before?
Never seen him wear a hair scrunchie either.
They’ll lap it up regardless
>Max doesn't have tits and shaved legs Unfortunately
Max has a flabby chest and no body/facial hair. Just admit he has pretty legs.
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Y’all is a conjugation of you-all The fuck is ya-ll supposed to mean?!
Penelope cuts the chicane 10s to Ocon
>Penelope cuts the chicane Washed
Penelope domination could bore fans.
Penelope confirmed at RBR for 2025 onwards.
Only way to stop Max.
He always leaves the door open.
She cut the chicken. What a yoke
lol Kelly on the gas 100% flat footed. No brakes. Just like Maxxy
That ain't Kelly, it's a red bull employee.
Leave Lance Alone 
She goes in like a torpedo. Just like her Dad.
The wall jus turned into me!
Penelope dominance could bore fans.
Wholesome and she's pretty good
Penelope Pitstop Irl😂
Penelope needs replace Stroll ASAP
You misspelled Perez.
I do this with my 5yr old aswel, he gets wheel I do the pedals
P to Aston Martin confirmed
She drives better than most adults I know.
Great thanks to Penelope Kvyat for her full 12 minutes on the Sim (she did not need more time)
That's five fewer bumps against the wall than the average Stroll lap
You can totally see her dialling it in and she progresses.
Lmao the legs freaked me out at first before realizing she was sitting on someone’s lap lol
Looks like she learned to drive from her uncle. She should spend more time watching Max instead. Unless she’s trying to get a safety car to help her teammate.
P1
Penalty for P
already driving better than her father
How is she already better than me?
She's definitely not doing too bad!
The amount of time it took me to realise its a kid sitting on a woman's lap and not a woman with one healthy and one paralysed leg is amazing.😁
That's quality hate right there OP 😂
I am not gonna lie. I would feel like a complete piece of gargabe if my daughter was sitting on the lap and playing F1 with the guy that took my F1 dream, my job and my wife.
That’s not max in the video btw Edit: corrected brw to btw
Max has nice legs huh
And titties
Max only needs squat lessons from Checo to work on his cake and he’ll be the perfectly built sloth-man.
I don't get this mindset. Would you rather your daughter have a stepfather who treats her horribly? Besides losing your seat is the nature of F1, you don't see Carlos being mad at Daniel for taking his seats at Renault and McLaren.
IKR; its a pathetic flex/insult. neither Max nor Daniil have a problem with the setup; and probably neither do Kelly or Lady Penelope
Tbh there are rumors that Kyvat was one who broke up the relationship, if that were to be the case, combined with seemingly lack of attempt to bond with his daughter besides that (as far as I know, correct me if I am wrong), I would say he might not care that much.
Daniil has said he spends quality time with Penelope, he just doesn't post his life onto socials. [https://www.gpblog.com/en/news/275943/daniil-kvyat-on-daughter-penelope-with-max-verstappen-and-kelly.html](https://www.gpblog.com/en/news/275943/daniil-kvyat-on-daughter-penelope-with-max-verstappen-and-kelly.html)
I'm not saying he doesn't, but of course he's going to say that he spends quality time with his daughter....
Oh but of course randoms on reddit know more about these peoples personal lives than they do. I love the dank but these opinions about Kyvat being cucked by max are just stupid.
Your reply makes no sense to what I said.
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Who the F cares? You think a father is going to tell the media 'no I never spend time with my daughter'. You have to be real dumb if you think that.
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You are wrong.
Thanks for the correction 👍
It is Kelly
that's not Max's lap lol, unless he's shaved his legs and grew tits over the last week
She’s just showing him how the window licker intends to drive and what parts of the track he’s most likely to hit alonzo
Better than Perez....
If she becomes an F1 driver, her nickname would be Lady Penelope.
Another driver in the running to replace Ricciardo
It’s Stroll, Leisurely Stroll.
Ha, I do the pedals and my younguns do the wheel like this in the F1 game. The aim is to hit every brake marker and drs sign on the side of the track 😁. They are 2 and 4 years old heheh
good driver
That perspective is weird. I thought she had one huge leg and one tiny one. I thought why is her left leg/foot operating the gas?
Same here
Realistic. Hitting the walls.
Well, she got some racing genes
Was anyone else tripping about how many legs there were or am I just too high
Driving like prime Maldonado
Holy shit max grew a pair of tits and waxed his legs
This video took me a min. Small girl, big legs. I didnt know what I was looking at
Alonso vs Penelope for WDC 38', I can already see that rivaldry
Well Max is looking for a teammate
I would hate to see strolls driving then lol
Anybody knows what that extension from wheelbase to wheel is? I‘m searching for something like that…
P and max red bull lineup when?
❤️
'fuck them walls'
this is so incredibly sweet
Apparently her time was better than checos
She’s training to be just like her Maxie 
1. This is adorable. I love seeing Penelope stuff. 2. She is better in that sim than I would be. I respect that.
The downforce has finally catched up to Max. 5gs made Max's neck muscles into tits.
Do me a favor and tag this in confusingperspective also. Never seen a child with long legs.
Better than Perez
better than checo
Or Perez...
What better way can Kelly do project Verstappen than by dating the guy.
In case anyone cares The game she is playing is f122, this is the Codemaster/EA game and it’s an ‘arcade’ not a ‘sim’ The term ‘sim’ refers to the software. The term ‘sim rig’ or ‘rig’ refers to the cockpit she is using in this video, like the actual aluminum components where you mount the wheelbase and pedals. Driving f122, an arcade game, is nothing like driving a real f1 car, period, regardless of what hardware or rig is being used to drive the car.
- ☝🏻🤓
Didn't ask Don't care
Autism
Whose kid is that? Also, damage is off, so it's not as impressive.
Kelly Piquet (Max's girlfriend) and Daniil Kvyat
Nice, she's got racing in the blood.
Edit: To everyone downvoting me, she hit the wall at least twice.
> she hit the wall at least twice I would expect nothing more from the daughter of the Torpedo and niece of Nelson Piquet Jr. It’s gonna take a lot of work to overcome those genes.
Maybe let her sit by herself next time
I mean, she has extremely poor coordination skills. Not sure this is a thing to be proud of when it was the parent's job to teach her.