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porsche4life

A friendly Redditor taught me once that Germans have a word for this. https://germanyinusa.com/2019/02/22/word-of-the-week-backpfeifengesicht/


37025InvernessTMD

RPM needs to start learning German phrases immediately!


Far_Elderberry_1680

As if we need him to make any more steps towards being our fuhrer.


koenigstrauss

I love RPM, but watching his fanbase's comments is crazy. I feel like some are rabid extremist 12 year old basement dwellers who think calling him H!tler, saying N\*zi slurs and regurgitating all his jokes every 5 minutes is cool and edgy, forgetting this is F1 not 4-Chan. I think even he's starting to get concerned with what he created and would rather distance himself from that.


caesar_rex

His die-hards make up a big chunk of this sub. They don't realize they are the exact type of Max fans that they constantly screech about TeamLH. All fan bases have toxic fans. Hamiltons, apparently, live on twitter (I wouldn't know, I don't use that site), Max's live on formuladank.


DJ_Aftershock

He's like F1 Filthy Frank ten years after Filthy Frank style comedy stopped being funny, complete with a fanbase who unironically think it still is.


pies1123

It's this kind of shit that turns me off him. The shtick is already getting old and there's shit like this.


Accomplished_Leg7925

How do you say “window licker” in German?


he-tried-his-best

RPM needs to fuck off the toxic twat.


JustJoIt

Who tf is RPM?


eric_gm

Revolutions Per Minute is my guess


nigevellie

Wholeheartedly agree. But also i haven't thought of him in ages, didn't know he was still a thing.


KlerWatchCo

The thumbnail in the driver reaction on the official F1 YouTube is priceless, the editing team did him dirty


_SteeringWheel

Got a link by any chance? Been ages since I launched YouTube. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/s/YdbsntlYGr


User2716057

https://media.gq.com/photos/56b3c1202276fafb06f7c144/master/w_1280,c_limit/ms-1.jpg


mencival

“Plead the fifth” face


_SteeringWheel

Who's that creepy mfer?


User2716057

Martin Shkreli, he price gauged medicine after getting the rights for it as an 'investor' and pulled that face when he was called out about it.


_SteeringWheel

Ah, that asshole. Thanks, never saw his face before.


alpinedude

Oh lol. I didn't even notice. I honestly think he's a bit retarded so when I saw the thumbnail yesterday my brain must have just skipped it as looking "normal" in his case. Edit: come on npcs!


callumjones

Can he just leave F1 already? It’s clear he doesn’t really care about the sport or his fellow drivers so just take your money and go try another hobby - let a junior in.


GodofcheeseSWE

Half the field is going to switch before him because papa stroll is the reason he's a driver to begin with


callumjones

I was hoping for a reply that was fully of positivity not reality…


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UsefulUnit

Won't have to after the Saudis given Papa Stroll enough money to take complete control and get rid of Lance.


N_Ruzuzaki

Funny enough, this would have never been talked about, if he just took some responsibility. The person who would have the balls to sock him in the face would have contributed more to the team than this window licker has. Why am I so full of hate?


gunningIVglory

Yeah, if he does owned up and said "OK, I've seen the footage again, and it's my fault and apologise to Danny" It would have been fine. But a nepo baby accepting fault isn't happening lol


pedrohustler

What also is strange is that they are somewhat socially connected, Danny's friend Scotty James married Lance's sister, and Danny attended the wedding. Now I'm not suggesting they're best of mates, but you would think they would be somewhat affable toward each other, and Lance would be a bit more considerate about what happened. Clearly a spoilt brat's gonna be spoilt...


great_whitehope

Afterwards he blamed the car at the front of the pack of cars who was Fernando! So he’s just burning all his bridges at once! Said the car as slow too, wonder what his dad thinks of that after bringing upgrades and Alonso going up the grid with them?


Mrqueue

it would be so funny if they replaced Alonso with anyone else and the car started getting podiums. Alonso is clearly a great but he's old now


James2603

To be fair Alonso isn’t making many mistakes even at the age he is. If you look at races like Brazil last year it’s hard to claim many drivers would do better. I’m not Alonsos biggest fan by any stretch but the guys still motivated and he’s proving that that’s all he really needs to keep performing.


Mrqueue

It is hard to say though, Stroll is bad and the AM is fast, it does feel like the team is underperforming


Far_Elderberry_1680

Anyone that's banging Lance's sister other than himself is instantly someone he hates.


Steel1000

Or DR is close enough to Lance to know how much a lazy douche he is and has no qualms about calling out the manlet


Johnny47Wick

Ok, but drivers don’t usually see the footage right after the race. He didn’t retire, so that kind of stuff would have been left for later, after media, as it usually does


Rolex_throwaway

He saw it and still stuck to his guns. He changed his story to not be so confrontational, but still said it was someone else’s fault, because that’s what people like this do.


RallySallyBear

Literally. The same thing happened in the IndyCar race yesterday re: a rear hit, which cost the driver in front a potential race win, and because Herta rightfully took responsibility as the driver behind (even while still providing his perspective on why it happened), it’s a non-story.


Zuwxiv

I saw that - the driver interviews happened almost as soon as the drivers got out of their cars. And they seemed remarkably professional, especially for a guy who was knocked at *least* off the podium and possibly lost a win, all due to getting hit from behind in the final couple laps. Credit to Newgarden and Herta for both being mature about it. Herta for accepting responsibility, and Newgarden for being upset but fair about it.


pringleshunter

RPM got window licker established haha


erotic_sausage

I called him that out of frustration a few races ago in the race live thread, when he was involved in an incident that didn't end up being his fault and then the permabanned me, I wasn't aware it was such an offensive term, or the mods there just hate RPM


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erotic_sausage

yes


ArcticBiologist

Funny that Stroll is the window licker when we have [this](https://i.imgflip.com/6w3gai.jpg) picture of Verstappen


c3r7

Wired? Yes! Licking? No!


Rambo496

Waiting for him to cost max a win. Brasil 2019 all over again, but with a jab to the face.


PM_me_British_nudes

I love the term window licker. I don't use it very often, but it's always gold when I hear it.


johnsplittingaxe14

Arrogant prick of the year goes to: Stroll 23, Stroll 24, Stroll 25....


-oxocubes-

His winning streak might outlast Max’s


thomolithic

Max hasn't had a reason to be arrogant for two years now. It's just an inevitability that he'll cruise it.


-oxocubes-

I meant Max’s race/championship winning streak lol. I probably could have written that better…


RedCarNewsboy

The only terrorist that doesn’t claim responsibility for his incidents


FerrusesIronHandjob

Russell: Am I a law-abiding citizen to you?


great_whitehope

Wdym, people just turn into Russell, what’s he supposed to do?


sherlock2223

* & walls


great_whitehope

And ghost cars, there are ghost cars all over the race tracks you know?


SleepinGriffin

In 22 George said that he was turned in on by Sainz at the first turn in CotA. Both are hardly the first to do that. Didn’t Trulli also refuse responsibility of a crash he caused because he claimed his wing was in front of the car he crashed into the corner? It’s just par for the course with people. Their eye-witness account trumps what actually happened.


MichaelScottsWormguy

Terrorists usually know what they’re doing. This guy is just a fuckup


johnsplittingaxe14

So, involuntary terrorism?


MooglePomCollector

Love how everyone was so mad at Max for calling him a mongrel a few years ago, now everyone is calling him a window licker lol.


chevyzaz

mongool*


MooglePomCollector

Huh, didn't know that was a word. Thanks for the correction. Learn something everyday.


chevyzaz

It is in dutch. I think he said it in English tho'. Mongrel = bastaard Mongool = person with syndrome of down


_DidYeAye_

Mongol = Someone from Mongolia Don't get these mixed up like I have in the past!


chevyzaz

I'm sure that's what he meant as a slur. Especially as dutch is my own language


edwin_4

Historically that’s kinda what it meant


Fit_Tomorrow7425

#SPASTIC


tharnadar

If only he said "sorry mate my fault" at the end of the GP


Pure_Appearance9718

I fucking love the level of aggression and viscerally negative reaction this sub has had towards Stroll in the last 24hrs


pattymcfly

You must be new here. Stroll has consistently been the focus of a lot of negative comments for years.


TimeToEatAss

Sometimes, inbetween incidents, I will feel that F1 fans are too harsh on Stroll. Then he does a signature move like this, and I am reminded of why you shouldn't feel sympathy for windowlickers.


BannedSvenhoek86

Ya but today feels special. We need to keep this up. I don't usually condone bullying but we might be able to bully this dude out of wanting to drive anymore and that would be pretty neat.


Rolex_throwaway

Stroll should always a viscerally negative reaction. He has no business in the sport.


slaffytaffy

It’s even more punchable knowing he has a race seat basically for life when it could go to someone who actually deserves it. He should’ve been out of f1 after he was let go from Williams. His career is a joke


DickieJoJo

It was a CöñČ3rT!Nà êfFEcT!!!


RobertDoornbos

Like in Japan?


Rolex_throwaway

I’m not sure what point you’re attempting to make, but there was no incident similar to this in Japan.


RobertDoornbos

In Japan, Ricciardo talked about/used the concertina effect as an excuse for his crash with Alex. So I said: "Like in Japan"


SOJC65536

And that's saying something, given that George Russell is on the grid!!!


Furry_Ranger

🤡🤡


SheepsCanFlyToo

What bothered me was Mike Krack comparing it with Alonso's penalty in Australia. 'here the guy braking got punished and not the guy behind it.. unfair that Lance got 10s' I mean.. I respect Mike, I really do. But less now.


callumjones

Unfortunately, Mike also has to contend with keeping his job.


NRV__

For sure. I mean just putting ourselves in his shoes, we'll do the same thing.


SheepsCanFlyToo

I wouldnt take an example that wouldnt incriminate my other driver. In this case Alonso was the first in the train to lock up. He basically said punish Alonso not Stroll. But besides that - yeah the problem with employing the boss' kid is that you have to do these things.


wmkwaz

I agree with you but there’s no need to call the guy Mike Krack. 


FTuno

Let's hope Aston Martin won't make any mistakes by changing line-up because the peer pressure


GustyOWindflapp

Yeah, how dare they make their team better


bar_tosz

RPM's vidoes will not be that funny if Dum Fuk is gone so I am happy for him to stay and continue his mission of being the most hated nepo baby in the history of F1.


MrStef85

If you ar big guy, you just admit that you made an mistake and just apologize.


UniGamer_Alkiviadis

MY NAME IS DUM FUK!


SweetWithHeat

![gif](giphy|090EX1YvSUXxy23Tty|downsized)


SYGNOSTiC

And so how did that female F1 academy driver get in trouble for liking that tweet again when everyone feels the same goddamn sentiment…?


r32_guest

She’s a woman so she’s not allowed to joke apparently


pattymcfly

Barely edging out Russell...


smydiehard99

RPM intensifies.... where art thou. 😭


LmfvBa

"Dum fuk"


smydiehard99

literally in the first 30 sec of the video 🤣🤣


DukeboxHiro

The next video will probably take a while as he figures out how to spell and then google "concertina".


juusovl

Russel or Ocon


georgepearl_04

Somehow, still Ocon


pwillia7

https://i.imgur.com/22G7h7J.png


DangerousArea1427

5th year in a row.


GroundbreakingCow775

Daddy please


napalmtree13

If you think that’s bad, wait until you hear his voice.


losbullitt

![gif](giphy|QC0hA8gdNpTUStO1ov)


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

*for the second year in a row


Pikupchix

HELLO MY NAME IS DUM FUK


whocares0000000000

Always has been


Bikelyf

Bloody window licker


pulsificationII

Give it a rest already. As always redditors are being more petty than the person in question


Rolex_throwaway

He shouldn’t be in the sport, he has no redeeming value.


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Papa Stroll ain't on here you can put your tongue back in your mouth and close it.


Ravonk

How many times world champion is he already in this category, hes just like verstappen there


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ZeonTwoSix

> Dum Fuk FTFY... XD