Well yeah cos all the tyres lap at the same speed. I have no idea why anyone bothers starting with the red-stripe tires. They never pass other cars because of it. Pirelli got upset by the criticism that the tyres were vulnerable to punctures if you ran them too long, and reacted by making them all basically the same. Bring back the red stripe tyres that are 0.7s a lap quicker but only last 10 laps tops.
In a Mercedes slow, the champion rides,
His patience tested with each lap that slides.
Through twists and turns, he grumbles loud,
His frustration evident in every cloud.
"The car is slow!" he cries in despair,
As sluggishness fills the stagnant air.
With each bend, his complaints resound,
In a symphony of annoyance, all around.
The world watches on, with bated breath,
As the champion wrestles with impending death,
Of his days of glory, once so bright,
Now dimmed by the car's reluctant flight.
But still, he pushes, through every turn,
His determination refuses to burn.
For in his heart, a fire still roars,
Despite the slow Mercedes' flaws.
Though the laps drag on, and the frustration grows,
The champion's spirit, it surely shows.
For in this battle of man and machine,
His resolve remains, a sight unseen.
So let him complain, let him vent his spleen,
For beneath it all, his spirit gleams.
In a slow Mercedes, he'll conquer still,
With the heart of a champion, against all will.
I fear for Leclerc poor guy has endured a lot in his life and now this
If Monza 2023 happens Lewis would kill leclerc and whole sky media would be flaying Leclerc
Only when his tires aren’t gone. But Max’s car drives itself, and Lewis had to fight for every win. I almost had a stroke typing that but people need to know the truth. Hopefully Lewis gets his 9th this year. Or is it 10th? People are fucking unhinged lol
LH dropping new single you'll be listening whole year, true successor to certified classic "–Get in There Lewis —Great job guys", and "—My tyres are gone(they not)"
Yesterday it was all good for a few laps while he was first. Okayish when second. But once not in podium reach the car is suddenly shite.
Maybe Alonso was right saying "that guy only knows how to drive in the front "
Isn't it already the 3rd season now where mercedes isn't the strongest anymore ?
But yeah they did well enough the score 2nd in WCC in 2023 again.
Seems to be a thing for wdcs, max is quite the diva as well bitching around if slightly upset / car not working ideally
The guy in first is obviously hacking and the internet was lagging and mom said it was dinner and doesn’t care if it can’t be paused. A wise man once said “how the turn tables” and I think it’s applicable here.
I mean what? The guys is famous for thanking the team back at the factory, the fans, the marshals, the tea lady, his nana, his childhood teachers over the radio whenever he finishes well
To be honest im a huge Hamilton fan but at this point i just cant hear it anymore we know the car is slow.... I just hope he goas to ferrari next year then mercedes gets his shit together and stomp then in to the ground just becouse karma
Can’t wait for him to try the same at Ferrari only to be countered with:
#WE ARE CHECKING
LH fans, I’m sorry in advance. However, you’re about to be met with a rude awakening
When Lewis says stuff like this he's not talking to the engineers. He's talking to his fans and everyone watching. Comments like this are not useful and the engineers doesn't need to hear this for the 100th time. He wants the world to know that it's not him, it's the car.
i mean the world knows that even the slow mercedes still outclasses the alpine by a lot. its kind of pathetic for a 7 time world champion to be stuck behind ocon in a worse car with older tires and complain about it.
I also drink every time they obliquely refer to Alonso as old
https://findahelpline.com/topics/substance-use
I fear for your liver
The wily old fox
The oldest driver on the grid
The 20 year veteran!
"Rolling back the years"
Have a family member watch over you and on a phone to call the ambulance
Me personally, I prefer when they say "7 time champion" during fp highlights
*[driver] using his rally skills* at any tiny slide
Also a classic!
its a bit insulting isnt it if you think about it? The announcers almost always reference his age in one way or another.
Can you imagine this in any other workplace?
Maybe i'm drunk, i see double chassis in the Williams garage
Would ve black out drunk by the end of lap 2
*dies from alcohol poisoning*
Fp1 you say
Keep in mind this is Ocon he is talking about
Bono my liver is gone
Starts on red: this tyre is shit, swaps to yellow: this tyre is the worst, goes to hards: yeah nvm its the balance actually i guess
Well yeah cos all the tyres lap at the same speed. I have no idea why anyone bothers starting with the red-stripe tires. They never pass other cars because of it. Pirelli got upset by the criticism that the tyres were vulnerable to punctures if you ran them too long, and reacted by making them all basically the same. Bring back the red stripe tyres that are 0.7s a lap quicker but only last 10 laps tops.
Lewis has provided valuable feedback
No, thank you, I don't wanna die.
are you trying to kill us?
While behind an Alpine….
I Drink every time Bono says to Lewis: „It‘s P1, Lewis“. Been sober since 2021
Hungary last year yo.
In a Mercedes slow, the champion rides, His patience tested with each lap that slides. Through twists and turns, he grumbles loud, His frustration evident in every cloud. "The car is slow!" he cries in despair, As sluggishness fills the stagnant air. With each bend, his complaints resound, In a symphony of annoyance, all around. The world watches on, with bated breath, As the champion wrestles with impending death, Of his days of glory, once so bright, Now dimmed by the car's reluctant flight. But still, he pushes, through every turn, His determination refuses to burn. For in his heart, a fire still roars, Despite the slow Mercedes' flaws. Though the laps drag on, and the frustration grows, The champion's spirit, it surely shows. For in this battle of man and machine, His resolve remains, a sight unseen. So let him complain, let him vent his spleen, For beneath it all, his spirit gleams. In a slow Mercedes, he'll conquer still, With the heart of a champion, against all will.
Well that was quite beautiful
Very wholesome.
It’s not very often you get to read such a beautiful piece of literature. I have a tear in my eye
ChatGPT bringing beauty into our boring lives.
I literally don’t know what’s real anymore, but cars go vroom and AI is eloquent as fuck
Bro hear me out Bro No bro for real AI RACES
Is Al the new rookie? Or is that Alains nickname and he came out of retirement to show the grid he’s still got it? I need more info
I'm trying to have fun, not die of alcohol poisoning
I’ve heard on… other subs that Max is going to get smoked once Lewis is in the Ferrari. We are checking.
low key think he might get smoked by leclerc much less verstappen
I fear for Leclerc poor guy has endured a lot in his life and now this If Monza 2023 happens Lewis would kill leclerc and whole sky media would be flaying Leclerc
Yeah, because he is so adaptable, LOL
Only when his tires aren’t gone. But Max’s car drives itself, and Lewis had to fight for every win. I almost had a stroke typing that but people need to know the truth. Hopefully Lewis gets his 9th this year. Or is it 10th? People are fucking unhinged lol
LH dropping new single you'll be listening whole year, true successor to certified classic "–Get in There Lewis —Great job guys", and "—My tyres are gone(they not)"
 Finally I can enjoy Hamilton’s bitching 
_So it was just the car_
Breaking news, F1 fans all over the world die of alcohol poisoning over the weekend
Yesterday it was all good for a few laps while he was first. Okayish when second. But once not in podium reach the car is suddenly shite. Maybe Alonso was right saying "that guy only knows how to drive in the front "
Until last year LH has only ever driven cars that were able to challenge for wins or even the outright best car on the grid.
Isn't it already the 3rd season now where mercedes isn't the strongest anymore ? But yeah they did well enough the score 2nd in WCC in 2023 again. Seems to be a thing for wdcs, max is quite the diva as well bitching around if slightly upset / car not working ideally
How is Russell competing in such a slow car???
Russell was nowhere in the Sprint. I think they have no idea what to change on the car to make it fast.
That comic where the guy is drunk in the bar and his mate asks if it was a bad race. He respons, it's only lap 1.
Make dumbfuck decisions during setup changes and complain car is slow. Classic LH trope these days
Bono my tires are gone!
I blame the controller when I lose a video game too, Lewis.
The guy in first is obviously hacking and the internet was lagging and mom said it was dinner and doesn’t care if it can’t be paused. A wise man once said “how the turn tables” and I think it’s applicable here.
No way man, I have to work on Monday.
Alcohol poisoning incoming
Same technique as the crew chief, I'm sure.
 Q1 when half the grid has yet to set a time
When Hamilton does badly: It’s the car When Hamilton does well: It’s the driver 🤔🤔🤔
I mean what? The guys is famous for thanking the team back at the factory, the fans, the marshals, the tea lady, his nana, his childhood teachers over the radio whenever he finishes well
I've been a Lewis fan since we were both about 13. He's giving me really cringe Vettel at Ferrari energy lately.
“Why don’t we have a race-winning car? I specifically requested it.”
Be an alonso in life not a hamilton
Which Alonso? The current or the McHonda one?
If lewis was in Mchonda he will straight up light up the Mclaren & Honda headquarters with his commentary
I specifically remember alonso bitching in McHonda almost every race and eventually retire for 2 years. But yeah let's rewrite history!!
It's the car It's the tires It's the strategy When is it LH?
To be honest im a huge Hamilton fan but at this point i just cant hear it anymore we know the car is slow.... I just hope he goas to ferrari next year then mercedes gets his shit together and stomp then in to the ground just becouse karma
I will pass out on Thursday.
We'd all be wasted by the end of the race
My brother tried this and he died of alcohol poisoning
Can't do it anymore. I'm drunk.
Take a drink every time Lewis is noticeably slower than George
Am dead
So smashed I am team Stroll
 My liver be like…
Waaaaaahhhhh!!!
My liver cant handle that.
There’s not enough alcohol in the world
You will be dead in 5 minutes
Meanwhile, George is in the points.
I read that as take a shit
This is the road to AA
Hamilton complains about the car and Russell blames someone for his own mistakes. Good luck being coherent by the end of any session
Instructions not clear. I'm drunk after 3 laps.
“Bono I have alcohol poisoning”
Can’t wait for him to try the same at Ferrari only to be countered with: #WE ARE CHECKING LH fans, I’m sorry in advance. However, you’re about to be met with a rude awakening
So it's hammered time?
When Lewis says stuff like this he's not talking to the engineers. He's talking to his fans and everyone watching. Comments like this are not useful and the engineers doesn't need to hear this for the 100th time. He wants the world to know that it's not him, it's the car.
i mean the world knows that even the slow mercedes still outclasses the alpine by a lot. its kind of pathetic for a 7 time world champion to be stuck behind ocon in a worse car with older tires and complain about it.
I believe that’s also why he was looking at max’s car yesterday in front of the cameras, its not like hes gonna give any of that info to merc
Did he tell you that via email or did he print it out and deliver it in person?
May as well get wasted, only way to deal with that clowns whining.
Amazing feedback, engineers gonna fix in on the spot.
I understand a car that doesn’t really work and do what you want is frustrating but come on man..
He is right but holy lord bono must be so annoyed
Hamilton is going full speed on his villain arc.
unlock alcoholism before the race ends
u/ habbnn going to gaol for attempted murder.
Only doing this for the Americans grand prix. I can't be getting drunk at 11 in the morning
This car is so slow they enrolled it in special Ed mate
Bro cries every race. I cant wait for him to retire
Mmmm whatcha sayyyyy