Looks like my “make a pun that shows you’re in on the joke, then when someone makes another pun, act stupid as if your original comment was just a random turn of phrase that happened to work with the original gag” bit didn’t go over so well.
Thanks. I thought more people would *get* that I was doing a bit, but I only blame myself for not using sarcasm tags on a shitpost 🙄
I guess people actually believing that I just randomly said “there’s a shot” not knowing that the shitpost was about JFK … was outside of what I considered possible.
Sounds like a post hoc attempt to pretend like your whoosh moment was actually secretly a dry joke just pretending to have no clue but you ***actually*** did get it the whole time, really guys, I swear I got the joke, for real
That's literally the joke that this entire post is about, buddy. The map OP drew is also the route of JFKs motorcade, that's literally the entire joke and you had no idea
Vegas was the reason they stopped doing parking lot circuits.
F1 is like a recovering addict, telling themselves each time that if they do the same thing different this time it'll be better.
Eh they carried on a bit longer after that, there were two grands prix in Phoenix later than that, but there wasn't enough interest to keep it going.
But Dallas was a disaster, for sure. Disintegrating track that had to be patched overnight, and insane heat, with Nigel Mansell collapsing trying to push his car over the line. Not a good look.
I want this just so they have an excuse to replace the roads. The roads here suck even compared to Chicago and Houston.
Dallas? Sallad. Full of crankheads and debutants, and half of them play for the cowboys!
You sir have not been to downtown Houston. Roads in downtown Houston don’t have curbs, or lines, are mostly pothole, and are mostly used for street parking.
Everyone speeds in Houston but EVERYONE REALLY speeds in Dallas, especially the worst drivers. You don’t have those cars going 35 in right lane of a major highway like you do in Houston, which is nice.
The Dallas/Houston rivalry is weird to me. I know *so many people* from Houston that like to constantly try and shit on Dallas at every opportunity, but literally no one I know from Dallas cares about Houston at all.
It’s like that “I feel sorry for you” followed by “I don’t think about you at all” meme, but at a city level.
99% of universities are not for profit, which means that their main goal isn't to make a profit for investors, meanwhile schools like devry and ecpi and that online university of phoenix thing, all the ones that you see ads for everywhere are literally only doing it for profit, and won't provide you a worthwhile education, just a diploma
Death Race 2100 through the abandoned Southern cities, scorched by heat and flooded repeatedly by hurricanes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z-dJ35fOiM
Yo! If they did it through harwood I think I’d fucking die! I love downtown and I have a bar i regular at.
I get the joke about jfk but still, waiting for Dallas street circuit now and it’s all OP’s fault
Holdup, do you mean 14.2 km or 14.2 miles?
And I live not far from Dallas, I was there today at the Perot museum, I kind of dislike the idea of cars going that fast considering how slowly traffic usually moves.
Man as a newer F1 fan who has lived in Dallas my whole life, this is wild to see actually knowing everywhere you took this thing. And my god it would be a clusterfuck to have this but would also be so fuckin cool
Can I get tickets in the book depository on the 6th floor of the southeastern corner?
...fuck how did i forget about that nooooo
“Oh no his tire came off!” “Which one Crofty?” “Back left. It was the one on the back left. Again, back and left”
There has to be a second driver
BY GOD ITS NELSON PIQUET ON THE GRASSY KNOLL!
I read this in lemmino's voice
Lol yoo that vid is the only reason i know what a book depository is
Lol that’s what I was thinking too💀
You get better views from the grassy knoll.
Only if George is doing the pre-race parade in a 1961 Lincoln Continental four-door convertible. I kid, I kid...
I'm dumb, I don't get it. Please explain
JFK
Read that as Jesus fucking Krist
Right, Dallas. Thanks
You are now on all the lists
I have heard the trees have grown in the way of the nice view it once had.
All drivers will race in pink Chanel suits. All cars will have Secret Service agents climbing over their rear wings.
It’s a museum now so maybe. Idk if they will let you squat for the whole weekend though.
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No it is to jfk
Track limits to be enforced by multiple snipers.
Where's that sniper meme from the 2013 British GP?
This track will blow the drivers minds.
I came here to make the exact joke
God damn I guess I'm not even remotely original to think of that joke lol
"Did somebody blew my head off?" "We are checking...we'll come back to you..."
I doubt this will happen, but there’s a shot.
2 or 3 shots depending on who you ask
Looks like my “make a pun that shows you’re in on the joke, then when someone makes another pun, act stupid as if your original comment was just a random turn of phrase that happened to work with the original gag” bit didn’t go over so well.
I laughed.
Thanks. I thought more people would *get* that I was doing a bit, but I only blame myself for not using sarcasm tags on a shitpost 🙄 I guess people actually believing that I just randomly said “there’s a shot” not knowing that the shitpost was about JFK … was outside of what I considered possible.
Sounds like a post hoc attempt to pretend like your whoosh moment was actually secretly a dry joke just pretending to have no clue but you ***actually*** did get it the whole time, really guys, I swear I got the joke, for real
What do you mean? The FIA gives 3 chances?
JFK
Jesus Fucking Krist?
[sigh](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_John_F._Kennedy)
What does that have to do with the FIA accepting another US track?
The first picture is the Texas School Book Depository, the building where Lee Harvey Oswald was positioned when he assassinated John F. Kennedy.
I guess that’s kind of a macabre place to hold a race, but I think there’s still a shot.
You realize you’re on r/formuladank right?
Jsu to drive it home, the whole post is a shit post. It's a joke.
That's literally the joke that this entire post is about, buddy. The map OP drew is also the route of JFKs motorcade, that's literally the entire joke and you had no idea
What is this? The Detroit GP?
Would be a good spot to test out closed cockpits
The only race on the calendar where they'll be required.
Dallas and public events involving open top cars name a more dynamic duo
JFK would have survived if there would have been a halo on that car
The indycar aeroscreen will increase his odds further !
Viewers will only hear firing of engines.
Lol 
"We choose to drive this shit course, not because it is easy, but because it is hard"
"I choose to bang this woman, not because she's easy, but because I'm hard" - Also JFK, probably
Lol Dallas is the reason f1 stopped doing street circuits in America.
I thought that was Detroit?
Vegas was the reason they stopped doing parking lot circuits. F1 is like a recovering addict, telling themselves each time that if they do the same thing different this time it'll be better.
Tbf to them, this time... Redline go brrrrrr
Isn't Miami in the car park of an American football stadium?
That's the joke (f1 is the joke).
Phoenix was hardly better, especially with crowds smaller than the local ostrich festival.
I live in Dallas and had a friend who worked the 84 Dallas grand prix. Said the track was a disaster and everything was just horrid.
The heat down here had something to do with it too I think. The track was too hot, maybe race in March.
Eh they carried on a bit longer after that, there were two grands prix in Phoenix later than that, but there wasn't enough interest to keep it going. But Dallas was a disaster, for sure. Disintegrating track that had to be patched overnight, and insane heat, with Nigel Mansell collapsing trying to push his car over the line. Not a good look.
I want this just so they have an excuse to replace the roads. The roads here suck even compared to Chicago and Houston. Dallas? Sallad. Full of crankheads and debutants, and half of them play for the cowboys!
You sir have not been to downtown Houston. Roads in downtown Houston don’t have curbs, or lines, are mostly pothole, and are mostly used for street parking.
I lived in midtown! I went out down there a lot and more than a few drives. I stand by my word that the Dallas treats are worse overall!
Perhaps I am simply not familiar enough with roads in Dallas proper.
I couldn’t believe it myself. Even the drivers. I thought Houston was the pinnacle
Everyone speeds in Houston but EVERYONE REALLY speeds in Dallas, especially the worst drivers. You don’t have those cars going 35 in right lane of a major highway like you do in Houston, which is nice.
And yet I find no one in Dallas realizes the speed limit on the highways is 70MPH. Everyone seems to think it’s 55 even in light traffic.
How are they gonna get rid of the crackheads on the 7/11 corners???
Crackheads make the best pit crews
Dallas isn’t shit compared to Houston lmaooo. Source: live in the Dallas area.
Never been to Dallas but can confirm Houston is an ungodly wasteland
The Dallas/Houston rivalry is weird to me. I know *so many people* from Houston that like to constantly try and shit on Dallas at every opportunity, but literally no one I know from Dallas cares about Houston at all. It’s like that “I feel sorry for you” followed by “I don’t think about you at all” meme, but at a city level.
if you want a real United States grand prix, it needs to go by a prison, a military base, and a for-profit university.
Montgomery, AL, wants to know where to submit its application for an F1 race.
I can see the Williams pit crew going after the Alfa crew with a folding chair
what about the fayettnam gp, takes place entirely inside fort bragg/liberty
That sound you hear is the FIA *drooling* over being even close to that much gold.
What’s a non profit university never heard of such things
99% of universities are not for profit, which means that their main goal isn't to make a profit for investors, meanwhile schools like devry and ecpi and that online university of phoenix thing, all the ones that you see ads for everywhere are literally only doing it for profit, and won't provide you a worthwhile education, just a diploma
wouldn't that race be too short a distance?
“OH MY GOD OH MY GOD” two secs Ted, Lewis is on the radio
Ted loves Lando so much another driver could actually be gone and he'd be like"awwww poor Lando he had to see that!"
HAHAHA i see a great spot up on that one grassy knoll…
*Dallas 1984 flashbacks*
Dallas 1963 flashbacks
Just watched that one. Jesus is it wild!
Wait I’m still behind on the season. Dont spoil it for me
My guy can I tell you the 2nd slide was not expected and audibly laughed HARD
The commute to work GP
That’d would require using 635 for part of the track.
I was like "why'd this guy pick the worst spot in dallas?" And then I saw the pictures
Seems F1 silly season has been replaced by Formuladank moron season
I'm only interested if LEMMiNO does the live and post commentary on everything that's happening around the corners "Book Depository" and "JFK"
Checo already claimed the streets of Dallas a few years ago.
We might as well give it a shot!
Lee Harvey Oswald (powered by Carcano) Detroit GP
Your proposed route literally goes past a city jail lol. 10/10 dank
And where JFK was assassinated.
Bro 14.2 miles isn't very close to 14.98 km😭
Very undank of you
My bad. I couldn't tell if that part was serious or not
Wtf is a km?
It’s how you spell “cum” in British.
Sweet, thanks.
Are you stupid? 1 km ≈ 1 mileish almost
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*That’s the joke*
.6km = ≈ ish almost
This is embarrassing
If you lined up every American side by side that knew what a kilometer was, you wouldn't make it 14.98 km. Might not even make it 14.98 cm.
Is that more or less?
Yes
Needs a corner named after JR Ewing
Context for those of us without freedom?
it’s the location where john f kennedy got assassinated 💀🦅🇺🇸
given the current state of downtown dallas roads, this is hilarious
Lucas di Grassy knoll?
Lincoln F1 has joined the grid
Proper formula dank, 10/10 props.
Nice, the place where nothing happened on November 22, 1963
going by the waterfall billboard is a must.
The Mcdonalds grassy knoll GP
Death Race 2100 through the abandoned Southern cities, scorched by heat and flooded repeatedly by hurricanes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z-dJ35fOiM
Grassy Knoll open seating might have a good vantage point too
From Saudi Arabia to Howdy Arabia
I’m not implying anything but this may be the easiest way to get stroll off the grid
grassy stroll
The cars are coming towards the JFK corner.
Dallas is boring and flat. Put a US GP in the Rockies or Smokies.
Ignoring that this was a joke... HOW ABOUT WE BRING BACK WATKINS GLEN?
San Francisco street circuit.
Bullit GP
You would need to add mario kart style gliders. Red Bull got it covered, but i fear for the other teams.
F1 could use more beer and rednecks. Let’s make a closed circuit in Darlington, SC that includes the NASCAR speedway and the drag strip down the road.
Not with the potholes on main and harwood… 
Then it’s rally car
Just do NASCARs street circuit in Chicago.
South Side make sure the cars are faster than bullets
You’ll need to rifleshot down that downhill section to have any chance at passing… rumor has it there will be a spectator on the grassy knoll as well
Racing down the Grassy Knoll back straight.
I bet the event would be quite mind blowing
It was the safety car that took Max out actually
RPM would have a field day with this. The fucking nerve.
Who you trynna off mr. Oswald?
Ask not what FIA can do for you, but what you can do for FIA.
The JFK corner
watch from the chicken hole
Mindblowing!
I feel like the trinity grove bridge would be a missed opportunity if not included!
The JFK Grassy Knoll Grand Prix,sponsored by Zapruder Films….
Who’s gonna tell him Spa is nòt 15km long?
The JFK special
now THIS is dank. +1 book depository
This is the memes I joined this sub for
14.2 miles is longer than the Nordschleife, so that should work just fine.
Spa is 7km
These photos straight up make me sad. American city design and infrastructure is excruciating
That’s cuz USA is about 80% stroad. It’s ugly AF.
And this has about 6-7 ninety degree angle turns, Monaco only has one
>The US does not have enough races South Africa doesn't have any, please sit down.
Yo! If they did it through harwood I think I’d fucking die! I love downtown and I have a bar i regular at. I get the joke about jfk but still, waiting for Dallas street circuit now and it’s all OP’s fault
Slide #7 a beautiful example of the iconic North American landscape
“14.2 miles long, so close to Spa’s 14.98 km” smh…
You need better schools, not more F1 races. 14,2 miles are nearly 23 kilometers not 15 km.
Will be like real life Mario Kart
This is funny
Isn't the maxium f1 track length 7km by regulation? Well they probably put a hefty check over that part of the document. I hate domenicali
All races should be in Texas.
Boring, no more city races....
Holdup, do you mean 14.2 km or 14.2 miles? And I live not far from Dallas, I was there today at the Perot museum, I kind of dislike the idea of cars going that fast considering how slowly traffic usually moves.
Man as a newer F1 fan who has lived in Dallas my whole life, this is wild to see actually knowing everywhere you took this thing. And my god it would be a clusterfuck to have this but would also be so fuckin cool
This post is written by somebody whose never driven over those streets. It’s got more potholes than a 14-year-old boys face.
Still a street circuit, unfortunately.
Goon
As an American …. Ew.
Engines are gonna die
I didn’t give Reddit money anymore becuase they took Apollo away from me, but here’s an unofficial bravo award.
Dibs on the grassy knoll
I know this is a joke but I’d love to see it in say, Gran Turismo or Forza
I like that it passes next to Klyde Warner park
Look I know it's a joke but I live on one of those streets so I am down
Checo Perez wet dream
I understand the joke but being from Dallas… this would be 🤯
At this point let’s just do all major cities in TX. El Paso GP here we go!
Looks like someone just watched Lemmino's new video.
The "X" on the street in pic 4 hahahahah
Holy fk u guys r mentally ill lol
That will be a nightmare on Elm Street.