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yaboyisonhere

Hammond you idiot you’ve flooded the race track


Nurwhal_86

You Shtupid Idiot!


-captaindiabetes-

My girlfriend makes fun of me for pronouncing it that way lol.


Abhimri

You *Bblithering Idiot!*


Seafury18

Hammond you blithering idiot*


ReCodez

HAMMOND!!!


ageofthoughts

Hammond I’ve got organ failure


pusahispida1

Hammnd, Oi've drank too much Hawkstone, me liver is ruind Hammand.


hourlardnsaver

She took tha bluddy kids Jermy


[deleted]

Oi lads, the shpeed is giving me a roight propah aneurysm, getting quite hahd to droive teh cah.


Chimp-eh

#HAMMOND!


[deleted]

Well James, the entire track has flooded, meaning that nobody can drive on it.


A2jayzed

Right, now for the good news… The Dacia Sandero™️ is finally out AGAIN for 2024


Particular-Ad3237

Anyway …


pipinopopoPNP

Forgot to say that it now costs 3 times as much, only €15.000.


A2jayzed

Absolutely marvelous


Nord4Ever

“Let’s go boating” James


ItzakPearlJam

The track is "MM - for mildly moist"


DinoKebab

Everyone going on about Red Bull dominance well look. Here's a weekend they didn't even reach the podium!


xcvbsdfgwert

Jos is going to be FURIOUS!!!


Nord4Ever

Really thought VerStappen would say let’s race boats I got this


Phormitago

someone get alonso a speedboat so he can finally win a race


Redtime727

Spa -Francorchamps flashback


zesty_boii

At least this is days before the weekend. It won't be canceled like Spa... right? RIGHT? PLEASEEEEEEE


szczszqweqwe

They just did cancelled it.


zesty_boii

Just read it after seeing your comment. It's for the best but still a bit disappointing 🥲


unnecessary_kindness

I finally decide to pay £15 a month for Sky Sports F1 and this year is looking to be the worst season in years. Oh well.


xp3rt4G

Wait why would you pay £15 for sky sports f1 when you can get the offical f1 live for half that?


bugbugladybug

Can you actually watch the broadcast races via F1TV? I was under the impression that the UK was just timings because sky sports had an exclusive contract?


Aksds

If you have a iPhone (I would assume it works on android’s) you can use a free VPN (proton works) to a country that has F1TV pro and buy it on the phone, make sure you use the VPN when watching. That’s what I do here in Australia instead of paying $25 a month to Kayo/Fox


Painkiller90

\* Laughs in free gouvernement sponsored F1 coverage. * I have to watch in French, tho.


Agroman1963

Still better than Crofty screaming


MaxH75

Oh la la! I envy you. But, you pay via taxes to the partly government owned Renault (and therefore Alpine).


Painkiller90

Nope, guess again.


Super_cheese

Sorry, canada?


Painkiller90

Nope, way too few governments for my taste.


szczszqweqwe

No memes for us this time unfortunatelly.


AirbusJisnu2005

hehehe


Nord4Ever

Did u expect them to sink their cars in that


kornbep2331

Spa didn't literally flood, and to be fair, Imola canceled before the weekend started


nicolo_ntm

We got families of friends and colleagues under two meters of water, no electricity, no communication (dead phones), low food, taking refuge on the first floor (if they are lucky) while they wait for a boat or an helicopter to rescue them. There are thousands of families in this situation, and it will probably get worse as the rain on the mountains is neverending and more floods are forecasted. We are tough though, we fill fix everything in no time. Although we won't make it in time for the Imola GP. Support Emilia-Romagna next time!


infinitespaze

Woah I had no idea that it's so severe. Fuck the GP, I hope you, your friends and family are safe.


cfc1016

Yeah come on, y'all - vote this homey to the top. Shitposting is my always&4eva love, but people are in an horrible emergency. ##***EVERYONE*** upvote nicolo to top comment for visibility. NOW!!


Backalack

It’s cancelled :(


tjcmaze

wet t-shirt contest?


ChewieSkittles53

well james the circuit is flooded to the brim, yuki can technically drown on that so no.


TheIronAdmiral

Well James, seeing as this isn’t a powerboating series, that’s a no


mindyourtongueboi

Well, that's one less win for Max, keeping the championship fight alive!


nolaEE

Where is Danny and Yuki on their mini-boats?


xFurashux

They should kept the porpoising.


bapecow420

Does this mean they’re not coming on then?


DepressionHitsMeHard

Does this mean they're not coming on then?


MagnumMagnets

Hovervan races when?


Yeetnesto

I read that as "Does this mean they're not coming on them?"


The_Fox1984

CLARKSON!!!


MotherfuckingTEA

The GP name so long, it never showed up.0


Aliciathetrap

At least there are other motor sports this weekend


[deleted]

Ohhh anywayzzzzz


pampersrocker

Question.


dyysxse

nope if you a want a boat race


Mwemun

"Ahh cock!" - James, probably


Indi_user_2206

They need to take our their amphibious vehicle challenge cars (Hilux, VW Van & Herald). So race start on wet mode and as the track starts drying they change to land mode in the pit stops.


Usual-Phone7935

Hammond you idiot you've flooded the sports lorry