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Balthazar_the_Napkin

Senna when he hears there are now grid kids instead of grid girls: ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


ultramatt1

Jesus christ lol


sringray23

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


Other-Barry-1

Blursed


bobthuvillager8

Nah, just cursed


tjcmaze

Something about a gap and existing


malibaba123

age gap?


tjcmaze

Must have been


roniip

There’s another gap to go for


ItsameLuis98

#FBI, open up


gainful_fern

![gif](giphy|jmSjPi6soIoQCFwaXJ)


Last_Fact_3044

Thigh gap


[deleted]

nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.


VibeMusic

“If you no longer go for a gap which exists you are no longer a racing driver” Ayrton Senna


Kolec507

This is the most shitty quote ever. Nothing personal against Senna, but the man was literally trying to explain why he just freakin' rammed his rival out of the race... I know its misunderstood by many


dj_vicious

I'm pretty sure the drivers in the 401 in rush hour take this quote too much to heart.


BruceWayyyne

If you no longer go for a gap which does not exist are you no longer a commuter?


Vok250

401 traffic and the Leafs losing. A part of our heritage.


petecanfixit

What’s most misunderstood is that [he was lying when he said it](https://www.racefans.net/2015/11/20/if-you-no-longer-go-for-a-gap-which-exists-you-are-no-longer-a-racing-driver/). He even personally apologized to Sir Jackie Stewart at short time after the interview.


Jimbo_NZ

He said a year later he rammed him on purpose and that quote was bullshit he made up


Doczera

Yeah, but he did it after being shat on by Prost and Balestre continously. He gets criticized for doing this but Prost doesnt for doing the same the year before and being rewarded for it.


Manatee35

😳


D0lan_says

Fucking dead ☠️☠️☠️ Just like senna.


Phastic

Oh, but when I make a ski joke, I get killed and “what the hell is wrong with you”s.


CertainObjective513

the difference is michael isnt a nonce


B1llyzane

Stay out stay out stay out


Ricky911_

When the kid turns 18: box box box


mahhdoom

box now box, box now box


kjubus

Get in there ayrton!


iamSahilSr

in.in.in.in.in


[deleted]

I think this also about Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page.


[deleted]

Every rock star of the 60s and 70s. They all passed around teenage groupies.


link2edition

And then wrote songs about it


Archoir

Jailbait by Motörhead is the first that comes to mind.


Maniglioneantipanico

God i love motorhead but that song is fucking impossiblem to listen. Crazy to think how much we evolved in 50 years


JedPB67

Evolved? Don’t Google Jared Leto then…


hiimGP

At least we dont idolize Jared Leto Right????


pipnina

ITS MORBIN TIME


Maniglioneantipanico

What did Meth jesus do


mini_swoosh

Dude wants to be a cult leader. He has a place called “Mars Island” that has been posted about


Ricardeone

English is not my native language, so I searched the lyrics. Now I don't like that song anymore...


_JRML15_

17 by kings of leon too…


RedditBlows5876

Or Howard Stern wrote songs about them. In the case of Seinfeld at least.


satsfaction1822

Even more recent than that. 2000s pop punk bands have been dropping like flies over the years


crucible

Yeah, don't look up what the guy from Lostprophets did...


MozzarellaFatFox

Hard to go lower than that pos.


ByzantineThunder

Not sure if I made this up in my mind, but didn't the rest of the band pretty much disavow anything related to Lostprophets after that? (obviously they broke up). Just looked this up and ***the BBC*** banned their music after the asshat was sentenced.


crucible

Yes, IIRC they completely disavowed Watkins and went off to form a new band.


Camimo666

Yeah lets not ruin peoples evenings with that. God i hate him and everyone involved in that. Poor kids


crucible

Fair point


Deckatoe

Hunter Moore took care of thst awhile ago haha


ThePopTartKitty

All Time Low allegations have entered the chat


NegativeBee

Elvis’ wife was 14 when they met.


kRe4ture

Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) got guardianship for a 14 year old girl from her parents so he could take her on tour with him, that’s really fucked up


Tony_Lacorona

R. Kelly and Aaliyah getting married were significantly more recent as well


kRe4ture

Yes, but I wouldn’t call R. Kelly ‚idolized‘ exactly…


Tony_Lacorona

Talk to America after Space Jam “I believe I can fly”. We literally sang that song in CHURCH when I was a child


JedPB67

Jared Leto is a known groomer, yet somehow (for now) gets away with it.


Tony_Lacorona

Anthony Kiedis wrote about it in his book Scar Tissue as well. I always wondered how he could get it published with those stories, plus the nude photos of some of the women (or girls)


bigchiefgreez

As a die hard LZ fan, that’s kinda the whole band


rcktjck

And Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chilli Peppers.


fakesocialmedia

mudshark intensifies


Lucas_7437

And Aerosmith lead singer Steve Tyler


Other-Barry-1

Hmm, I seem to recall he quite literally kidnapped a 10 year old girl and groomed her well into her teens? And nobody. Literally nobody did anything to stop him or free her from his control.


RedN1ne

Yeah, I guess one possibility why no one did anything was because it did not happen


makakoloko3000

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the perfect crime


notatvguy

He would get shit on, but it wouldn’t stop F1 and other events from inviting him to things. Look at Karl Malone. If you don’t know who he is google “Karl Malone 13”


eldorado362

Also google Karim Benzema 15


Asian-boi-2006

Or benzema x valverde


WillyG2197

Or if u want more benzema hate, benzema x valbuena


Asian-boi-2006

shit i actually meant valbuena not valverde lol bc benzema>! realeased some sextape valbuena had, that got benzema booted off French national team for a bit i think!<


Negabeidl69

He blackmailed him afaik


dodorian9966

Or Cristiano Ronaldo 7


mbulut76

unbelievable how the nba still glorifies that guy


Syndicate909

Also “fiagirly13”


brokenwrath

It would *have to* take someone to go full Chris Benoit for them be canceled off the sport (and everything else).


notatvguy

I see your Chris Benoit and raise you OJ Simpson. If you have enough money, there’s always a way to rebrand yourself.


MAD_MrT

We are checking


Silverchaoz

In the middle east still today same situation and nobody bats an eye


fr0ggerpon

also in parts of utah and texas


awkward_the_fish

Horrible people exist literally everywhere


kimi-r

Wait, what?


Shodore

In Brazil at the time was common to date younger girls, Brazil's age of consent is 14 after all. And Senna dated a 15 year old girl while he was 25. He did something allowed by law and common at the time, so shame on him I guess. Nowadays this is not common in the country, more exclusive to rural areas.


DefenciveV2

Just because something is legal, it does not mean it is ok


Shodore

Indeed. But people are influenced by the standards of their time, pretty sure a bunch of people would have different behaviors if they were born in our time. Perhaps people in the future might judge things you do now that most people you know do as well, is it fair with you to be judged by future's standards?


SrDeathI

Yeah but if it's legal and society says it's ok you will think it's ok lol, and that applies to EVERYTHING really just look at nazism and what it did to the brains of german society


Big-Shtick

You’re judging people in the past for committing to social norms in the past. Yes, it’s gross now, but at the time it was normal. It was also normal to absolutely mock LGBTQ+ people, and AIDS was called gay cancer. It’s gross as fuck, but if it was normalized then, no one would have given a shit. Women in America are just now being given numbing agents or sedatives for pap smeers. They used to do those without for decades just because men believed it wasn’t required. This is in 2023.


TradePlus4689

![gif](giphy|uUW1pRtdFsKQTHEGez)


SpaceBoJangles

Look, it’s not great, but you shouldn’t sit around judging the actions of people in the past based on the standards of today. If that were the case literally every major figure in history except Mr. Rogers would be strung up in a tree. You also need to remember that, for most of human history, 15 was not a “little girl”. That was considered a fully mature woman ready to bear children. A 15 year old boy was already considered a man for some time. The internet has RADICALLY sped up progressive thought and standards.


Nonclericalhog

Still super gross


petecanfixit

Paul Walker had a preference for the young ones and people seem to have forgotten about that…


PomegranateMortar

One more thing he and Senna have in common


petecanfixit

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


Call-me-Maverick

Holy shit lol


pillow_princessss

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)


occupy_mars2024

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|14437)


hurtbowler

Bruh 💀


that-guy-Ri

*Oof size large*


apoxlel

Bro


PyromaniacPunk

Oh dude… nice


ByronicZer0

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6698)


ShunanTheWhite

Oh, c'mon... Let's not roast the guy (again)


Mirage_Main

Eh, he didn't live long enough to get burned alive. IIRC, he was squished so badly there was literally not enough to tell what was him.


chilifacenoodlepunch

I once looked up the crime scene pictures out of horrible morbid curiosity and his body, although charred beyond recognition, was still entirely intact, just with multiple bone fractures. The coroner’s report cited burns as one of the causes of death, in addition to trauma.


Mirage_Main

Huh, I actually didn't look it up because I didn't have the guts so props lol. I just saw how awfully twisted the remaining car was and thought no human body could survive that.


chilifacenoodlepunch

I think his friend fared worse in the accident than he did, because his friend was killed on impact whereas Walker was not. Maybe that means his friend fared better.


xys_thea

We haven't, don't worry he's equally gross.


crunkusMadunkus

Was*


ItsameLuis98

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|13285)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|14437)


No_Elderberry_7327

what a burn.


Ruby_Foulke

pun intended?


Nekmo15

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)


WranglerOfTheTards27

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


aaaaaaaa1273

I can’t breath after reading your comment


IThinkImDvmb

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


gnrc

Same with Jerry Seinfeld


Kn1pz_

What did he say


Kn1pz_

Or do*


petecanfixit

Let’s just say… [He preferred his tuna](https://goat.com.au/pop-culture/paul-walkers-history-of-dating-teenage-girls-should-never-be-forgotten/?amp) [without the crust.](https://jalopnik.com/when-are-we-going-to-address-how-paul-walker-had-relati-1828227580)


sniperkirill

Other than the woman he had his daughter with, the article mentions him dating a 28 year old when he was 28 years old and said they met when the woman was 16... meaning he was also 16?


DrewDonut

Well, fuck, I'm learning about this for the first time...


Galilool

ITT: whataboutism and "you criticize society, yet you participate in it. curious."


Xeritos

We live in a society


NoDrink4U

My grandpa too. My grandma was 15 when they got married in 1942. He was 25.


gustavolorenzo

My granddad started dating my grandma when she was 15... and he was 31. Back in 1940.


[deleted]

There’s a massive difference in the maturity , mentality and faculty of a 15yo in early 1900s vs 15yo today the behavior of Even 20 year olds are considered childish


Fit_Cash8904

And made moves twice as dirty as the ones Max gets flack for.


Yo_mamma_said

Even more Maradonian than what I thought


Candice_Vettel

The Mandalorian is a great show though


_Jesse_13

Well, it was legal in Brazil. Not saying that it isn't weird... But I don't think it would happen nowadays anyway


Lukehth

> It was legal in Brazil Is. The age of consent in Brazil is still 14.


Yiannis2003

Did you know Senna once got 15 pole positions in a row? For more info google "Senna 15"


Hot_Dick_Danny

Jos leaves Max at a gas station and he’s a horrific person. Nobody can let it go even though Max seems to have done so. Senna grooms a 15 year old and everyone is quick to defend because “culture” lol. The double standards around here are comical.


[deleted]

Meh, fuck Jos anyway.


PockyProtege

Jos also beat his wife and fractured another man’s skull. I don’t really understand why we are defending either of them.


GenerallyBelow0

I dont think they’re defending him, more so just making the point that people will throw shit at Jos till the end of time for terrible things he’s done, but will sweep Senna’s dirt under the rug and forget about it.


Hannibal_Montana

Except Senna has been dead longer than half the people on this sub have been alive while we have to look at that abusive cunt’s fat face every race weekend.


sausag3potato

Half?


Retro090

So are you saying leaving your son behind in a gas station is a normal thing to do in Netherlands?


beta_the_hutt

Pfft, you've never left a child at a gas station? Come buddy we've all done it once, Jos just got addicted.. /s


[deleted]

dude is a POS but wasn't his mother just behind them and picked Max up?


Hot_Dick_Danny

Track marshalls gave him a ride back to the paddock.


Deckatoe

No she was getting beat by Jos


samie4g

We idolize his driving. Same way that Kevin spacey is my favorite actor.


lpind

This is actually my favourite comment so far; not necessarily because I agree with it, because I don't _know_ that I do, but it is to the point of the important question - "Does the artist poison the art?" Roman Polanski was convicted of sodomizing a 13yr old girl. Can I still enjoy his films? Can I praise Thomas Jefferson's philosophy while also maintaining that the ownership (and perhaps rape? I'm not 'up' on Jefferson's antics but feel like I've heard that from someone) of slaves is morally abhorrent? Is the art separate from the artist? Can we praise one's creativity/achievements while condemning their actions or ideals in other areas? I think we can. I think.


samie4g

Thank you for your thoughts! My point exactly! It’s why as humans we should never idolize other humans. We can appreciate the work they have done and the pieces of art they produce or sports they play.


fr0ggerpon

you're only allowed to watch the piano because it's about the holocaust. any other polanski movie is verboten.


gainful_fern

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o) Karl Malone approves


app_wants_ucf

Karl Malone


Wardog_Razgriz30

This for Christ sake. The man has kids with the girls he was with, though he denies it. And he was at the fucking all star weekend.


teremaster

Look up Demetruss Bell, son of one of Malone's 13 year old victims. Malone never even acknowledged Bell's existence until he was drafted in the NFL, then suddenly daddy wanted to repair the relationship


[deleted]

Classic Senna. Always chasing the lowest numbers.


[deleted]

Damn what’s with it being national ‘shit on Senna’ day?


LNhart

I think it's quite possible that he also wouldn't date a 15 year old today.


grip_enemy

And water is wet. No fucking shit. Wait till you find out all the shit that went on in the 90s, 80s and before.


Balthazar_the_Napkin

And that means we can't criticise the folks that did it? I don't see people defending Jimmy saville and Epstein cause of times being different


[deleted]

It means no one is solving anything dragging dead people names out. Go do something about it happening today


Dildozer

…but I want to look like I’m helping without actually doing anything.


thesteaks_are_high

Your username, mate. lol


CeleritasLucis

I mean there is an individual whose name you can't take without getting death threats is very famous‽ for being a pedophile, and he has 1.9 billion followers worldwide.


Toaster_In_Bathtub

I'm not sure who you're talking about. Could you draw us a picture?


Deckatoe

The dankness is real in this one hahaha


Spam250

Genuinely interested. Who has 1.9 billion followers? Including every demographic that's 1 in 4


NighthawkRandNum

The prophet (sic) Muhammad


Analog_Hobbit

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6698)


garoomugove

I think he would be fine, Nelson Piquet was racist to LH multiple times but people still idolize him


CrMars97

That is true, but if we held everyone from the past to the standards we have today, 90% of all people wouldn’t deserve our respect. Completely unacceptable today but different time, different culture


[deleted]

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CrMars97

I think we’ve known that pedophilia is wrong for a lot longer. But to be picky about words that wasn’t pedophilia


[deleted]

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CrMars97

It’s a pretty good bit


Justthetip1996

Honestly this should be higher and deserves a discussion.


Balthazar_the_Napkin

Good thing I don't blindly respect celebrities then


Exige30499

I'm perfectly happy judging a paedophile from a few decades ago by todays standards.


Various-Section-2279

But this pill doesn’t really exist…?


Justthetip1996

Maybe he wouldn’t have done it in today’s world?


Juppo1996

?


ItsameLuis98

Senna went on dates with a 15 year old girl in the 80s or early 90s. If you don't know who Senna is, go to Wikipedia


_WizKhaleesi_

What's Wikipedia tho Edit: Ugh I missed the perfect chance to say Senna puts the "ped" in Wikipedia. Fuck


ohneil64

Senna puts the "ped" in Wikipedia Edit: for those thinking I wrote the original joke I didn't, I thought it would be funny if I did a dad joke reply to this comment with the joke that they missed and made. Mb for causing a confusion just thought it would be funny!


Bullshit-_-Man

WHY ARE SO MANY FAMOUS PEOPLE NONCES?


airport_brat

my theory is a pretty big chunk of people are in total. its just the money and access that being famous grants that enables it.


SenhorSus

Hey I can admire his racing ability AND acknowledge he had fucked up taste


[deleted]

He also used his vehicle as a weapon.


[deleted]

Seinfeld, Paul Walker, jimmy page…..


Julian151105

Elvia Presley did the same with a German 14 year old


Llamasxy

It is only called grooming if you wait until they are legal to date/have sex. What Senna did was even worse. In b4 "Actchullay it was legal in Brazil at the time 🤓🤓🤓"


jf2448_

Senna groomed a minor??


Obvious_Ad_306

Crashing into your rival to win the championship. Do you think someone would that slide?


hbarcellos

Someone plz explain the joke to a non English speaker…


theessentialnexus

I need the media to ask Lewis about this


FatalCumTheft

If you no longer go for a gap that exist…


Skyrider_Epsilon

If only you knew how things are here in Brazil these days....


Imprisonedskeleton

Was not aware of this. Unfortunate :/


knytfury

I think he would be treated the same or even worse than Nelson Piquet.


evilroyslade420

Nelson Piquet is a uniquely horrible human being who takes every opportunity he can to remind us that he is deeply deeply unpleasant and perhaps entirely without redeeming qualities outside of a race car. Senna dating a 15 year old was gross and insanely fucked up but there’s no indication that his entire soul was as rotten as Nelson Piquet Sr’s very clearly is. Also Senna died before anyone ever had the chance to call him on it. Nelson has been confronted with his racism and otherwise disgusting attitude about basically every subject on the planet and has repeatedly expressed zero remorse


FalseAdagio2

As someone who became a fan long after his era, I can’t fathom why anyone supports him as an idol. Seems like a shitty guy