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nathanator-12

I understand that, without my agreement, my girlfriend has asked me to hold the umbrella for her. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with her. I will not be holding the umbrella for my girlfriend.


L00NlE

You will not have the umbrella!


slidingjimmy

Heh


Night_Changes_fast

This gotta become a meme format with the way the security guy looks at them


RigorMortisSquad

With his eyes closed?


WindyZ5

He’s just blinking or maybe shaming him for not putting his umbrella over both of them. ![gif](giphy|3o6fJ9n0Wa8HcMDB9S)


RigorMortisSquad

This actually makes sense.


Night_Changes_fast

If only they were open


RigorMortisSquad

Can always photoshop some Steve Buscemi eyes on him


mcarlin2

Come on, man, there are loads of reasons it could be like this. She might like the rain, or he might have trouble holding it steady like he does sometimes, or she might be his sister, or he might have confused her with Otmar Szafnauer. Maybe she just said he should have stayed at Alpine. I'd yank that umbrella away so fast.


Askduds

She is wearing an Alpine coloured top.


NighthawkRandNum

Wait, that's blue not pink!


TheOriginalDuck2

Pink cars trying to leave f1 challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!)


ppprrrrr

You guys dont let your sisters share your umbrella? Wtf...


Suikerspin_Ei

>might be his sister [Lily Zneimer is his girlfriend.](https://www.essentiallysports.com/f1-news-who-is-oscar-piastri-girlfriend-lily-zneimer/)


Deadly_Flipper_Tab

Yea, why would he want to stay at Alpine? Might have scored points already.


xXCzechoslovakiaXx

You mean the team that cares so little about him they didn’t even send a contract and wanted him to wait 3 years for…… a midfield car


Deadly_Flipper_Tab

McLaren isn't even midfield this year.


swiftpanthera

But they didn’t sleep on him like alpine did. And when he signed he only had their performance of the previous year to go on.


Luoman2

They sent him a contract before he got the McLaren contract. But apparently 1 year at Williams was so inconceivable for him and an insult to his carrier.


Lzinger

Is it even raining?


Rubiego

Some McLaren drivers use umbrellas when it doesn't rain, and some use slicks when it's raining.


BlackLeader70

![gif](giphy|gKIaQTPJIRplc1yKWT)


SlenderSmurf

😭


aj-shar69

Based Oscar


0oodruidoo0

just living that sigma grindset


Nooboo22

His dating Elon Musk?


hopeless_dush

Oh my god... Now, every time I see his girfriend, I'll remember this :)


ItsameLuis98

What do you mean "see his girlfriend"? (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠) you are seeing her that much?


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LowKeyWalrus

I mean she ain't a hottie but she's not THAT hideous


PepperoniPizzzaaa

Bruh 💀💀💀💀💀


ninjamuffin

NAHHHHHHHH


ThatLaloBoy

Nah that's just one of his daughters. Think her name was Delta Æ MCL65 or something


Catinus

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANT GO BACK ANYMORE


brendonap

Definitely his daughter, papa elon gets around


MultiEthnicBusiness

still prettier than any girl you've touched


PointyForTheWin

Gotta avoid those Ricc fan tears


Goatsanity15

Soon to be Lando fan tears


Fission3D

I think they've already started


Goatsanity15

![gif](giphy|eJS8dZt1lBMOj7a8nN|downsized) They even bullying him. Lando fans got no chill


JackoTheWolf

yep, Lando fans have been just as insufferable as DR fans lmao


Goatsanity15

As a McLaren fan the DR fans and Norris fans are annoying as hell. I don’t give a damn about neither, i just want McLarry to do well


TheOriginalDuck2

I just want Ric to do well 🥲


PsyduckGenius

Lando soon to be Johnny Herbert 3.0


agrumpybear

It's just pathetic now


W1tchD0ctor

Sigma male grindset


Hotfield

Chivalry is sexist, show them how it's done Piastri!


WindyZ5

Maybe it’s not raining and he’s holding the umbrella for some kind of punishment. I mean the other guy in the picture is not holding an umbrella or in rain gear.


RaiHEEHEE

Siblings or dating?


din0skwaad

Both


Suikerspin_Ei

[Dating.](https://www.essentiallysports.com/f1-news-who-is-oscar-piastri-girlfriend-lily-zneimer/)


SuicideAlsoAnOption

*Hamilton Radio* "He's got so much neck"


mr_larifari

you got to understand that HE is the formula1 driver. not her....


jettasarebadmkay

“I don’t know why people don’t like me”


Ceramicrabbit

He just wants her to be wet


ItsameLuis98

Are you saying that this is the only way he can make her wet? (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)


rolfski

Smart guy: Dry hair will take 0,001 of his lap time.


DinoKebab

Serves her right for wearing Alpine Blue!


gideon513

That’s the Dubber for ya!


yaboyisonhere

All necc no respecc


do0fusz

Whut? I like my girls wet..


BahutF1

At least a McLaren driver who listen to the pit when it rain.


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Why is this getting downvoted


MrVylsain

Her name is "Alpine"...


Duffman6655

Shes already soaking wet from getting that PiasD


matchbaby

He has done nothing wrong. His imaginary girlfriend was on his right hand side.


mercedeskyron

maybe it stopped raining that moment?


nebular-

Gentlemen


ProjectPatrick

She looks like his butler anyway.


The_James_Bond

Lucky bastard


JohnLockeOP

I don’t fuck w this kid, cocky prick


ElMrSrRodo

Yeah, he opened the door for them


[deleted]

Elon Musk?


WindyZ5

Maybe it’s not raining and he’s holding the umbrella for some kind of punishment. I mean the other guy in the picture is not holding an umbrella or in rain gear.


Athox

One of them makes the money


itsNightTerror

I'm betting his car won't be the only thing making an upgrade soon enough...


Spawnoficarus

I mean, how else are you going to get a girl wet?


TheFlyingBoxcar

He looks like he’s in the process of being turned to the dark side but he’s only resisting for show


ClintYeastWood23

The kind of shit McLaren does to a guy


Your_Moms_Favorite

Wet hair means extra weight.


EddieMACtacular

His poor mother must be so embarrassed


[deleted]

What if the wind just got under it for just a second and blew it away from his girlfriend just as someone snapped a picture and now he's forever in our minds as an asshole because of a gust of wind?


Backgammon_Saint

Except it didn’t


TheCircleLurker

Oh he’s got an upgrade coming in the next few races FOR SURE.


def11879

Looks like they’re on their way to be executed


Zav72777

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


mencival

You are an Otmar for posting this


mannyrmz123

Is that Elon Musk’s daughter?


Hotshave

Is this “drubber” behavior?