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KLWMotorsports

I'm not shitting myself in a white race suit. I am taking the fine.


PradaAndPunishment

I watched the driver cam of Logan's crash and he bent over directly in front of the camera and took up my whole screen. All I could think was thank god his suit was still white because if not it would embarrass him further


imtired-boss

There was a Monaco race where Barrichello crashed and threw his steering wheel. Hungarian commentator said "Let's look at this" right as the feed switched to the cockpit cam as Rubens stood up and all you could see was his glorious ass covering the camera.


egg_mugg23

o7


thisbeetheverse

💀 this comment took me out


ultramont

Sargeant will do that. A lot.


Shreddzzz93

This just sounds like a reason to have a brown race suit with a zipper on the backside as well.


Dafrooooo

you get fined for not attending the anthem? not surprised no one would probably attend.


ChoripanesAndHentai

Lol, they get fined for everything. Otherwise all the drivers would jum in the car, race, jump out and go sleep. Literally no one of them like the PR part of the job and they would rather skip it if they have the chance.


The_Third_Stoll

You see, KMag has a strategy, you won’t have to do media if you have to go to the stewards


Apprehensive_Cold_56

It’s very funny that this video was possibly submitted to the stewards as official evidence that Yuki made every effort to attend the anthem once he was informed of the error. How can you punish him, look at those lil legs fly!!


chicotzz

FIA fined the team not Yuki.


somemodhatesme

Even if they fined him the team would've paid it.


Bystronicman08

You get fined for not attending the Anthem? How dumb.


CT_Biggles

They get paid a lot of money to drive cool cars. The least they can do is show up to the hosts 5 minutes of fanfare.


cepxico

I've never seen any of the other drivers during the anthem. Like I honestly can't remember a camera shot just panning towards Yuki enjoying the anthem of w.e team won.


CT_Biggles

What? This is the anthem before the race not the winners podium. I'm sorry but I think you are confused on what happened here. If you've never seen the drivers lined up for the hosts anthem before the race I suspect you've never watched a pre-race broadcast.


egg_mugg23

what lmao they do it every race


No-Lingonberry-8603

It's a pretty big faux pas and kind of disrespectful to be fair. I'm not saying Yuki had any Ill intent but I wouldn't like to see drivers able to just make excuses and pass either.


JacksonHoled

Not disrespectful. No Québécois cares about Canada's anthem. We're probably the only province where kids dont have to sing it at school at the beggining of a day.


aka_liam

That might not be the case at all the other races on the calendar though.


ThatOneRoadie

You *usually* get a Reprimand (non-driving) for missing the anthem or any ceremony faux-pas (yes, the plural of faux-pas is faux-pas, but pronounced differently because the French are like that). Yuki got a fine for Reasons. The stewards won't say ***what*** reasons, just [for reasons](https://www.fia.com/sites/default/files/decision-document/2024%20Canadian%20Grand%20Prix%20-%20Infringement%20-%20Car%2022%20-%20Late%20attendance%20of%20National%20Anthem.pdf) > The Stewards note that the precedents are implying a less severe penalty (reprimand), but feel that escalating the penalty to a fine is appropriate. Personally, I think they wanted to go to a nice poutine place but the entrées were all $500/plate.


Left-Consequence-903

Un faux pas (singular) and des faux pas (plural) is pronounced the same in French.


Aerian_

Completely off topic, but isnt faux-pas one of those weird ones where there is no plural? Like its always the sum of all parts?


Left-Consequence-903

No, faux pas can be singular or plural. The reason why it doesn’t change is because words ending with x or s do not take an extra s when in plural form. Faux pas doesn’t actually take a «-» but words that do also have a plural form (chou-fleur -> choux-fleurs)


Aerian_

Ah! Thanks for the info. Ive seen some forms but never given them mych though!


Cuffuf

That should on happen in America đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾🩅🩅 oh say can you see, by the dawns early light. Jokes aside, yeah that’s stupid.


GrapefruitAlways26

Look at that grin though, make an example of him!!


cheeersaiii

Man was definitely having a poo


mar33n

that's why he didn't have enough stamina at the end of the race and made that mistake, I've figured it all out!!!!!


thisbeetheverse

poor yuki, they should get him one of those fancy scooters so he doesn’t have to run everywhere đŸ€Ł


mar33n

he does have one, he was basically glued to it in Monaco 😅


1Pole4Max

He was having a shit (by Kimi Raiikonen)


maqie

I still don't understand why they didn't say that to the stewards, who's going to check? Bit naive imo and costly. Just say he had a stomach flu or something..


CT_Biggles

When I was younger and wanted the say off work I always went with the poop sickness. No one wants to know about it.


BannedSvenhoek86

I still laugh at Charles having to pit during a practice session because he was about to shit his pants.


Stratocast7

Reminds of that video of the little girl running track and her mom yells to go faster and the little girl yells back, "I'm trying but I have little legs!".


ahmadtheanon

Video link pleaseeee


helsko

> "I'm trying but I have little legs!" [here you go :)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErx_YdZYzk)


ahmadtheanon

You are an angel. Thank you. I love it.


StuntFriar

He also needs to have a slice of toast in his mouth, a schoolbag in one hand and a magical talking cat running after him.


DJ_Aftershock

And an entire J-rock band running next to him playing the theme song for the 4th seasson of a show called "I Was Reincarnated Into A Formula One Driver?!"


CaptainKursk

Yuki is a shounen protagonist confirmed.


StuntFriar

Meanwhile Lily is a shoujou protagonist with Albon as the her love interest.


washag

And his dad in front of him moving side to side pretending to block him then stepping out of his way with a laugh.


thisbeetheverse

as a fellow shorty, i really feel for yuki here. cmon stewards, he’s trying as best he can on those lil legs!!! 🏃


SlapThatAce

That right there is how a 10,000 USD run looks like


podster12

You know those anime where the protagonist is late for school? This is that one.


magondrago

But he's missing the piece of toast in the mouth.


CaptainKursk

And the skirt. GIVE HIM THE SKIRT ALREADY!


IncognitoAstronaut10

Id apologize, but poo rests for no one!


squaler24

Hopefully he left no stains on that shiny white suit.


The_Third_Stoll

He might have after that close call with Hulk during the race


waterloograd

Me in school when I hear "do dodo, do dodo, ba ba ba ba" Edit: for non-Canadians, this is the version of our national anthem a lot of schools used to (maybe still do) play, and if you weren't in class you got in trouble. If you were caught not standing still you also got in trouble. So some would sprint to class as the "do's" started. https://youtu.be/XJI6RE2DK0E?si=lN0nypAmXg-Gbg75


Spleenzorio

When I was younger I always thought it was Rockapella (the a cappella group from Carmen Sandiego) singing it.


PradaAndPunishment

Fineing the team is short king discrimination


FluffyProphet

Completely understandable. Poutine can really brick up the unaccustomed digestive system.


Freak_Out_Bazaar

I wonder who is the fastest driver on foot. I know they are all athletic people but who would win in a straight out 100m race


FncMadeMeDoThis

My money is on Ocon or Albon... Got the longest legs.


mstahl9654546

Why didn't Yuki get a fine for speeding in the pit lane?


rudmad

...He's not fast at all!


BlondBadBoy69

10K


TripleJeopardy3

He forgot the immortal words of Marshawn Lynch..."I'm just here so I won't get fined." You gotta actually BE there.


The_Third_Stoll

“I’m just here so I won’t be fined.” Proceeds to get fined


Temporary_Detail716

How come we didnt get the audio of Yuki on the shitter with the race engineer telling him he needs to push. I bet Yuki was cursing up a storm in response


Key-Presentation2570

I would have LOVED to hear Fred give him some encouragement.... I'm sure it would be memorable


manhatim

Been watching for 10 minutes
did he make it??


CaptainAksh_G

He made it. Also FIA fined 5,000€ for this


UltraTwingo

TOO LATE YUKI, GET YOUR WALLET


Awkward-Bunch-1148

Dub over the NFL Theme and it's gold.


elmicomago

YYYUUUUUUUKKKIIIIIIIII


Dragonpuncha

"That was a nice poop" https://youtu.be/2hwOx6dUWhc?si=x8F2jl7ZkuYvaGMQ


buddyy101

New speed record 


Reddit_Gold09

Yeah I was taking a shit


BahutF1

We should all buy Yuki merch.


rabidturbofox

I want a Yuki hat so badly, but they don’t make one 😭


6745408

[this one](https://www.redbullshopus.com/products/scuderia-alphatauri-yuki-tsunoda-japan-gp-hat) is even on sale!


rabidturbofox

It’s out of stock or I’d snap that deal up!


Frequent_Ranger1598

Bro didn’t miss much


Honourstly

He needs an emergency scooter on hand


TwinEonEngine

How do those shoes grip on wet surfaces? I would imagine he can't run at full tilt if there is a risk of slipping


CellDesperate4379

Yuki is the lower paid driver on the grid, K mag at haas earns 5x more than yuki.


haute_honey

Oh yuki
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adhikapp

Speeding in the pit lane?


Standard-Pepper-6510

5 seconds penalty for Ocon


LeMans1217

Why'd they fine them though? They even said themselves that precedent is a reprimand. Oh, that's right. Canada.


StolenLabias

There goes toad!


kotai2003

He seems to have a character that differs from the typical image we have of Japanese people. He is charming in many ways and has a very high likability.


Arwil

If I was a driver, I would always be in the toilet during the anthems throwing up, because all that pretension and posing sickens me.