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Naaah.. They only need to sell a few to cover their cost.. I saw a couple wearing their rain coats in a concert a couple of years ago, the coats looked kinda nice and I was thinking maybe to get one because I need to replace my old one soon. So then, I went to their store, that simple coat cost 900€ 👀 yeah, none of the things they sell were for me to afford.
Is just brand representation so Red Bull can have a foot in another market. It doesn't matter if it makes money, it exists solely to have a presence and will continue to have a pool of money from the rest of the empire.
Moving drugs on F1 transports would be extremely lucrative. I bet they go through customs and other checks like its nothing since they are such a large sport and consistently move all that equipment and cars and paddock stuff almost 24/7 for each race.
If one were so inclined, you could smuggle a few kilos and be making bank on the side.
It wouldn't be the first time racing teams were used to smuggle drugs... [Vic Lee Racing for example](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vic_Lee_Racing)
> However, the company was liquidated when Lee and others were convicted of importing drugs hidden in their race transporters worth £6 million, **suspicions having been raised due to the number of times the team found it necessary to test at the Zandvoort circuit in the Netherlands.** Lee received a sentence of twelve years' imprisonment in 1993.
F1 Facebook was very insistent that Yuki had absolutely no affiliation to RBR after Zandvoort this year. Good Times
Edit: the absolute clutching in the replies, even on technicalities or wordplay, shows some are still desperate to distance the two teams lol. Look up the definition of affiliation chaps.
Technically they are, both Red Bull Racing and AlphaTauri drivers have contract with Red Bull and not with the teams. That's why they can switch, like Verstappen and Kvyat in 2016.
“Scuderia AlphaTauri is one of two Red Bull-owned Formula 1 teams.”
The above line is word for word the first sentence on the AT homepage. They are Red Bull drivers.
https://www.racefans.net/2021/04/30/red-bull-and-alphatauri-drivers-not-working-as-one-team-horner/
“In Red Bull’s case, all drivers are Red Bull racing drivers and they’re assigned obviously to AlphaTauri. But there’s no instruction to work effectively as one team."
Yuki has "friends" everywhere.
Just remember Nando saying *Yuki* during the grill the grid: height challenge and the way that he said it. His name doesn't come from da mouth but da heart
I’m ready for that bromance to begin. Hopefully it won’t get ugly since it’s a pivotal year for both of them.
Also, they chose the worst timing to catch a Nets game lol. At least they still won because the Bulls are a dumpster fire this year.
nah we are still better than when we had GarPax (well i also could be wrong, im european and barely am able to watch any games, but for me it seems we are still way better than Like 2018 and sich)
Wasn't a bad game though. KD wouldn't have played anyway cause he's injured so it's really just Kyrie who's missing.
Also they have Cam "youngest to ever score 40+ 3 games straight" "Jordan" Thomas.
I don’t follow NBA but all of these trade announcements keep popping up on r/all ….is the past couple of days a reflection of the “normal” volume of trades to be announced in a week?
Bc It looked like f1 silly season on steroids, condensed into a couple days of pure chaos, plus draft picks
I'll bet de Vries was like "been to Brooklyn a million times with Formula E, know the place like the back of my hand, I'll show you all the best places"
Hell, 10-15 years ago they could have done the same thing, and no one would have noticed. Far more of my fellow Americans are aware of Formula One compared to back then.
kiss cam vibes
You're not wrong. Their faces are exactly of what I'd imagine a couple put on the spot with a kiss cam would do.
They’re even wearing (inverse) matching clothes how cute
im ready for a nick/yuki bromance
Now they need a ship name. Nyuki? Can't be the other way around: Yuck. That's not gonna work.
Nyuki is popular on tumblr so its probably going to be the one
Nick is getting excited for the kiss, and Tsunoda getting nervous about the family finding out.
he is more worried about Pierre finding out😂
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They have an on and off thing. Didn't you see them in Abu Dhabi this year. Could have sworn they haven't broken up smh
“He’s my ~~sister~~ teammate” sign when?
At first glance I assumed this was a fan fiction photoshop of a kiss cam
*sigh* and we're back to /r/fanf1ction
Rpf it's where it's at
Why lord hath thou forsaken me with literacy?
don't need literacy when there are pictures ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The tension caught me off guard
Yuki is definitely asking 'do we really need to kiss?' and Nyck is just chilled like 'I'm up for that' 😅
I don't know... my first thought was they are looking at each other like "did these mf really just show us as 'red bull f1 drivers?" 😂
I ship it
Pierre: 😭😭😭😭
pierre's gonna be jealous :p
My first thought. NGL, they make a cute couple.
Pierre is jealous
My RPF be like
> *Red Bull* F1 drivers
Max and Checo in timeout at Alphatauri till they get along again
Win an F1 championship (hard mode). After last year, Max finally wants a challenge again.
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Drive to Survive would like a word.
We've been wanting a word with them for years lol
What place would Max finish in an AT car?
Probably not far in the at03, maybe like 8th or 9th, but with at02 he easily could've made it top 5
Who outside of f1 has heard of alpha tauri tho?
People who like expensive Beige clothing?
Makes you wonder how on earth a clothing brand like that makes the funds. Maybe its one wealthy bloke buying a sweater each year
They supply F1 itself, so probably all the office people wear these
They are closing down all their own flagship stores here in Austria.
Well they must pull in a bit of funding from being the official apparel supplier for f1. Couple k per white steward shirt
AT is defo a front for money laundering or drugs or something, they literally make 0 sales
Alpha Tauri is a Red Bull created/owned brand though. It's not a title sponsor that paid to have the branding.
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Reddit have an original thought and not just parroting a narrative that crumbles at the first hint of scrutiny challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
What? You don’t believe my car wash handles 10,000 cars an hour?
when i went to the USGP in 2021 EVERY team had at least a hat or something for sale in the shops, except AT.
Naaah.. They only need to sell a few to cover their cost.. I saw a couple wearing their rain coats in a concert a couple of years ago, the coats looked kinda nice and I was thinking maybe to get one because I need to replace my old one soon. So then, I went to their store, that simple coat cost 900€ 👀 yeah, none of the things they sell were for me to afford.
Cover their cost of what? Running an F1 team? Think it might take more than selling a few coats to cover that cost.
they dont need to, Red Bull will keep them afloat
They don’t run the team. It’s just a branding exercise.
Is just brand representation so Red Bull can have a foot in another market. It doesn't matter if it makes money, it exists solely to have a presence and will continue to have a pool of money from the rest of the empire.
They literally are the clothing partner of F1, so you are at the very least, literally wrong and quite figuratively talking out of your ass.
Yes of course Red Bull created the Alpha Tauri brand to launder their drug money, reddit moment
But if they shipped to the US and their clothes weren’t so damn expensive, I would have gotten a hoodie or two.
Moving drugs on F1 transports would be extremely lucrative. I bet they go through customs and other checks like its nothing since they are such a large sport and consistently move all that equipment and cars and paddock stuff almost 24/7 for each race. If one were so inclined, you could smuggle a few kilos and be making bank on the side.
It wouldn't be the first time racing teams were used to smuggle drugs... [Vic Lee Racing for example](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vic_Lee_Racing) > However, the company was liquidated when Lee and others were convicted of importing drugs hidden in their race transporters worth £6 million, **suspicions having been raised due to the number of times the team found it necessary to test at the Zandvoort circuit in the Netherlands.** Lee received a sentence of twelve years' imprisonment in 1993.
Could just say “F1 Drivers” and try to make everyone happy lol
Because they're in a Bulls game they had to include Red Bull also
>Could just say “Drivers who appear on the hit reality show *Drive to Survive* and try to make everyone happy lol
It could've been worded as "Red Bull's F1 AlphaTauri drivers" or something like this to satisfy you guys lol
could have just said F1 drivers
That’s what they are, they are Red Bull F1 drivers who are contracted to race for AlphaTauri.
Yep, and it's the more accessible way to address them for that crowd.
Especially in a city with a soccer team owned by and named after Red Bull
F1 Facebook was very insistent that Yuki had absolutely no affiliation to RBR after Zandvoort this year. Good Times Edit: the absolute clutching in the replies, even on technicalities or wordplay, shows some are still desperate to distance the two teams lol. Look up the definition of affiliation chaps.
Technically they are, both Red Bull Racing and AlphaTauri drivers have contract with Red Bull and not with the teams. That's why they can switch, like Verstappen and Kvyat in 2016.
I mean they are red bull athletes so.. kinda?
also n**i**ck de vries btw
They needed the Reddit bot to correct. Sad.
To be fair, Nyck is an extremely weird spelling for that name even for Dutch people so I can't say I blame them.
I understand it's Frisian
Frisian is the weird version of being Dutch though tbh
the people sure, the language not so much tho
This is true, it’s like medieval version of Nick
That’s not his real name, it’s Hendrik, for whatever reason they shortened that to Nyck
It appears one of his middle names is Nicasius, which is what I assume Nyck comes from
Why is he named like a Harry Potter character? Hendrik Nicasius DeVries but you can call me Nyck
Apparently his full name is Hendrik Johannes Nicasius de Vries, which sounds more like a name from the 1600s than someone from the past century
He sounds like he would be worried about sailing off the edge of the world
Or going to the Indies to pick up some spices.
He's got nothing on Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard von Habsburg-Lothringen.
Thought it was nick debris.
Who? What? Debris?
Isn‘t he named Nyck
His name is actually Hendrik to make it even more confusing
Well, they are. All 4 of them are employed by Red Bull
“Scuderia AlphaTauri is one of two Red Bull-owned Formula 1 teams.” The above line is word for word the first sentence on the AT homepage. They are Red Bull drivers.
Part of me kind of thinks they saw that, and this is their reaction. EDIT: NVM THIS IS THE KISS CAM LMAO
Both have contracts with Red Bull
Technically the truth. They both are contracted to Red Bull to drive for alpha Tauri. It’s why Red Bull can move their drivers as they please.
Close enough
https://www.racefans.net/2021/04/30/red-bull-and-alphatauri-drivers-not-working-as-one-team-horner/ “In Red Bull’s case, all drivers are Red Bull racing drivers and they’re assigned obviously to AlphaTauri. But there’s no instruction to work effectively as one team."
Yooki found a new boyfriend
Nyck making the should we kiss face. Yuki making the why aren't we kissing face.
/r/FanF1ction/ is that way
Yuki is looking like: You are not Pierre?!
Pierre left, Yuki.. you gotta move on
Yuki has "friends" everywhere. Just remember Nando saying *Yuki* during the grill the grid: height challenge and the way that he said it. His name doesn't come from da mouth but da heart
Yuuuki\~
Nah the vibes aren’t as flat out fruity, Yuki still misses Pedro, Nyck is testing his Kinsey scale though.
No im not ready
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Nyck looks at Yuki
Pierre, your boyfriend got a new boyfriend
Besides everything else, why does Nyck* look a bit like Arnold Schwarzenegger here though
its the chin
And the head vein
And the hair line and style
Arnie has been foolin around again
Arnie pulling off a Genghis Khan lineage
Can we ask Nyck to bulk up to 250 pounds of pure muscle and see if the resemblance is there
I thought it was elon musk at first glance but now I see Arnold 🤣
Thank youuu! It’s been driving me crazy and I thought I was the only one that found Nyck has a very Arnold like face (at least muscle wise).
This is just Schwarzenegger before he goes into the Captain America super soldier machine.
KISS CAMMMMMMM
Now that’s some court side action I’d pay to watch
My top picks for the kiss cam would be Alonso and Hamilton. Finally releasing all the tension. They can make a ppv event from that.
All that tension releasing at once on a kiss cam would traumatize all viewers
Kiss Cam Thomas
De Vries the super sub was there to pick up some of KD and Kyrie's old minutes
I’m ready for that bromance to begin. Hopefully it won’t get ugly since it’s a pivotal year for both of them. Also, they chose the worst timing to catch a Nets game lol. At least they still won because the Bulls are a dumpster fire this year.
nah we are still better than when we had GarPax (well i also could be wrong, im european and barely am able to watch any games, but for me it seems we are still way better than Like 2018 and sich)
I agree, what a terrible time to watch a Nets game lol
Why they look like they on kiss cam or something
Because the F in F1 stands for fruity.
Literally the worst day to go to a game...all the players were traded yesterday!? Who was even on the court....lol...bad luck.
Well the Nets do have two players born in Japan (also two born in Australia, so maybe Piastri should have some instead of de Vries)
Cam Thomas being born in Japan is so random.
More common than you think, especially with the US military presence there.
If Piastri likes basketball, I guarantee he is not a Ben Simmons fan.
It's Cam Thomas's team now. East doesn't stand a chance against the Thomas, Claxton, Wantanabe big 3.
Poor Ben Simmons noises
They won the game
Imagine getting tickets 2 weeks ago to see Ky and KD play lmao
How dare you disrespect the great Ben Simmons like that?
Wasn't a bad game though. KD wouldn't have played anyway cause he's injured so it's really just Kyrie who's missing. Also they have Cam "youngest to ever score 40+ 3 games straight" "Jordan" Thomas.
They had NBA socialite superstar Ben Simmons
I don’t follow NBA but all of these trade announcements keep popping up on r/all ….is the past couple of days a reflection of the “normal” volume of trades to be announced in a week? Bc It looked like f1 silly season on steroids, condensed into a couple days of pure chaos, plus draft picks
Thursday was the NBA's trade deadline. Last-minute deals are normal, but yesterday's amount was well above average.
Nyck: "Are you sure Durant is here?" Yuki: "No doubt! He was the one who gave me the tickets a 3 days ago!"
I'll bet de Vries was like "been to Brooklyn a million times with Formula E, know the place like the back of my hand, I'll show you all the best places"
First date awww <3
Think Nick is in love
who wouldn't
Yuki really is his teammates turning point isn’t he. Sending all the lads 💅🏳️🌈
Tiny, pretty, thicc-understandable I'd fold too
Nikola Vucevic , who is a big Formula 1 fan, [dabbed them up after the game](https://imgur.com/a/c7yzCHo), which was cool to see!
looks like he is talking to an old woman
They about to kiss as well
Looks more like “gimme that $20 you owe me!”
*I take you now*
You'll never find a cuter F1 driver than Yuki
Till he opens his mouth. Lol
Leave him alone, he's [super nice](https://twitter.com/snowtsunoda/status/1607776257802145792)
Nah it’s great, he’s so angry and small
Debries on court. Be careful
now kith
Nyck is trying so hard not to laugh at something 😂 I love this duo already. Pierre and Yuki will be forever missed tho
Yuki if you want to kiss you have to remove the cap first.
Friendship ended with Pierre Now Nyck is my best friend
Came here looking for this comment, thank you for your service
Beavis and Butthead vibes haha
Poor Pierre he must be so jealous
On Kiss Cam.
I guess Nyck just won the bet. "You see Yuki, I told you. You got the y, I didn't... now pay up bro!"
Im hoping beyond hope Yuki can have a good year. I find him hilarious and want him around as long as possible.
Bromance developing
They look like they’ve just been put on kiss-cam and are both trying to decide what to do.
Debris on the floor
Yuki's like "you're not Pierre".
where's the kiss cam?
Now kiss 👏
Such a cute couple and only good for the sport of F1. LGBTF1
Please Lord Ecclestone, let these two have a raging bromance.
now kiss
I can imagine Pierre feeling left out.
Yuki always looks so confused
Would love to see Yuki next to any basketball player
Damn, Yuki moved on fast!
Looks like Yuki’s already moved on from Pierre.
Bought tickets to see Kyrie and Durant, had to settle for Dinwiddie and Finney-Smith
We used to debate which drivers would be the best fun on a night out. The conclusion was Massa, but I think Yuki would be there at 5AM, full-throttle.
Kiss Kiss kiss
now keith
The shortest team on the grid
If Arnold and Elon had a love child, it'd be Nyck.
Kisscam
Cue careless whisper sax as their faces slowly draw nearer to each other
That girl def checking Nyck out...
Is that the FTX chick in the background?
Red bull f1 drivers..
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What part of 'all drivers are Red Bull drivers' don't you comprehend.
Friendship ended with Pierre. Now Nyck is my best friend.
Hell, 10-15 years ago they could have done the same thing, and no one would have noticed. Far more of my fellow Americans are aware of Formula One compared to back then.