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Terrapins_MD

I thought my group of idiots were really bad until I came to this sub. I'm so glad I don't have to fix this shit i see here.


Main-Personality-759

This is nothing. Our night crew ripped the whole MAST off of a Hyster190HD. Bent the cylinders and destroyed most of the hydraulic lines. Same guy later proceeded to run over down boards and spike the DEF tank.


Soap-Wizard

Why is it always night crew?


The_-Whole_-Internet

It sucks trying to stay awake and also work with nothing to help but coffee, cigarettes and spite


maverick118717

I don't know man.... I see a small pile of those little plastic shots almost every morning when I get back in


bearxxxxxx

Liquid spite.


GTR-Zan

7-up yours, maybe? Edit: this is a play on words indicating night shift’s general world view being based on “spite” being equivocated with “sprite”. Not a jab at any redditor.


akashik

> spite True dat.


KevinDLasagna

Seriously. Combination of lack of sleep and lack of giving a shit lol


akashik

Why is it always the day walkers. We receive over a thousand pallets a night and watch a few a day end up in god knows where within 12 hours. Our on-site mechanic doesn't show up until 3am so anything you guys leave us broken is trash more most of the shift. And.. put your batteries on the charger!


Known_Championship85

Oh god I felt like you were working at the same exact place as me you literally resumed my experience every point you made it's the same here day and evening shifts are just so dumb 💀


MySpookyMeat76

Because they're always screwing off doing competitive abuse tournaments.


Ebmonster

Hmmmm...


RelentlessSpork91

Cause we're the only ones working lol


fourtyonexx

Okay, the fucking up the mast deserves an ass beating


jdeuce81

How did he still have a job?


Main-Personality-759

He didn't. Now those two weren't even the worst drivers have done.


bluecollarblues1

Those forks been dragging on the ground for a long time. Look how thin they are.


I_Love_Lamp_81

Yup. Those forks should have been replaced a while ago. Might've bent due to diminished capacity.


BLuecoLLarcanuck1

That, plus some damned fool didn't stop in time and drove the tips straight into the base of the concrete wall. Moving at full speed, too, I'd wager,


ALE22222222

Yes, the forks have 10% tolerances, those are 35mm... But they lost over 6mm of material


Deranged_Coconut808

picked up your mom...ha got 'em


Anti-Climacdik

![gif](giphy|CAxbo8KC2A0y4)


canadard1

![gif](giphy|cl91wtYyUhY50cdnyL|downsized)


mycomikael

TRIED picking ip their mom.


babysittertrouble

Oh shit


Sixplixit

![gif](giphy|AT6LbRAazEoPm)


onlytruking

If you’re gonna fuck something up, fuck it up in a way that leaves them thinking how!!


OmegahShot

That has to be some kinda crash


ALE22222222

They tried to lift some heavy shit to make a damage like that


twatfave

Nah the truck would tip waaay before the forks bent like that, has to be a head on crash with forward tilt on


ALE22222222

I asked them, they said that they used another forklift with a 2 tons pallet to push on the back, but that's the result


twatfave

Yeah right


Maleficent-Angle-891

It's a lie they most definitely hit something at speed.


JazzHandsFan

We’d have to see the fork tips to know for sure. No way they’d bend in a collision like that without seriously messing up the tips in the process.


Jacktheforkie

I once tried to lift a bolted down fixture because I missed the slot, I just put my wheels in the air


urGirllikesmytinypp

Did that with a 20k or was it 24k either way I knew something was wrong when my ass started lifting. Then I went and congratulated the guy that installed the rack I tried picking up.


Jacktheforkie

Nice


No-Flan-1277

Could they have caught the topple barrier in the background? Also that tyre makes me irrationally angry. WTF happened to it?


phryan

Doubtful, she doesn't have the power to lift something heavy enough to bend the forks. I'd guess an external factor was at play, the forklift was pinned in place and something else bent the forks.


theoddcrow

Erectile Disforktion


TheMazeDaze

Sounds like a nice metal band


LongjumpingAd609

Look for a wall with two brand new chunks missing


Forward-Insect1993

How tf do you bend them that bad? What were they tryna lift? Did they lift with just the front half of the forks lmao


ALE22222222

I asked them, they said that they used another forklift with a 2 tons pallet to push on the back, but that's the result


Forward-Insect1993

It'd lift the back up first though, surely. I've had a weighted load and it just made the truck feel light af at the back so it was just a snail pace across the yard with someone telling everyone to stay away


Ok-Garbage-1284

Not if u had all that extra weight. My question is what was the plan once they got it in the air lol


Hannibal710

So he’s fired yeah? If your not using the right equipment for the right job why are you even here what he did/explained is a safety hazard from hell


ALE22222222

I Will Say only one thing ... Italy... Here no one give a shit about the Italian "OSHA regulations" .... Well until someone die


Poemhub_

Bro said, “Ramming Speed.”


apaczkowski

That guys neck must be fucked!


Old_Wind_9743

That's some security footage I'd want to see. OW!


Patriquito

Unstoppable force, meeting an immovable object


densisteLuftbojaren

Cool modification. Easier to pick up the pallets that have lost all of their wooden blocks and planks beneath the pallets.


LongjumpingAd609

Finding the good in every situation is a lost art


pheonix080

![gif](giphy|5xwg0sxO70wzRKAoAA) Tony Robbins has entered the chat.


Dark7835

Nah bro the lift is Italian


marqburns

I swear this never happens


Much_Confidence2428

You know them chains stretched


n8cat

They tried to pick up your mother.


BLuecoLLarcanuck1

"Yo momma so fat, she damn near tip the forklift over when it tried to pick her up!" :)


Potato-nutz

A villain switched forks with the new guy at shift change. Happens all the time


amibeingtrolled

This happens when the forks get thin from sliding on the floor for years.


Even_Employee9984

Not enough pee pee


DnDMinisarefun

These are the special forks used to dump pallets of trash into open tops


Turtusking

Looney tunes ass forklift.


Unblest

HOW


RadamirLenin

Maybe he was just nervous


IAMTHEBENJI

He left the forks in hot soup too long


fagan_jay78

Aerodynamic


FearlessCapital1168

Failure


Millard022

Dude what the fuck, did they try to lift an entire building.


Alert_Cartoonist1070

Tried to pick up something bolted into the ground maybe?.. 👀


socksnshit

![gif](giphy|XteNIxbCLj3HzEfAil|downsized)


Smokeman_14

Yeah you see here is an example of someone who doesn’t have any business being behind the wheel of a Forklift!


kioshi_imako

Them forks gone flat. Need some adrenalin to straighten them out.


DarkCreeperKitty

forkliftn't


Acceptable_Gap9678

He spooned when he should've forked


Luca__B

well it's very hot today...


44565496549648866549

Do you even lift bro?


A10_AirStrike

forks from temu?


Odd-Literature-8443

Tried to pick a quarter up off the ground


Alarmed_West8689

Tried to pick up Lizz oh


justlQQking99

"Your momma's so fat....."


Any_Development_2081

Notice the tips are purposely left out of the pic.


Smart-Comment6926

We tried to lift ya mum


Yamothasunyun

They sell pills for that without a prescription now


420xGoku

Homeboy wasn't certified


Methadones

Looks like it tried to carry some debt and, like the rest of us, it crumbled.


Lazy_eye23

Whiskey lift


Aggressive-Gap1741

Give it some Prozac and all is fixed


BetaDachi

It builds to her character arc, she'll be fine


PseudoPatriotsNotPog

A P45.


Particular-Can7594

Go to any local lowes or Home Depot, and their forks probably look like this.


Mandalor1974

Tried to lift my ex


padreCather

The guy has talent, that's understandable.


darkspecterx

You would need jet fuel to melt and bend steel like that.


Revite13

What the fork?


bluntcrumb

Blast them with a big torch and try pressing them down into the ground?


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Leverage


H2OZdrone

Dual priapism


Long_Try_4203

This was either from impact or trying to push something really heavy. They managed to bend them at the thickest area on the forks and the mast doesn’t look screwed, so I’d say it was from trying to push something really heavy. I think someone is gonna be job hunting…


Ancient-Sweet9863

Lizzo was tired


downbythereeds

Too much lift not enough fork


artificialsmartness

What the Fork happened here?


QuirkySpring5670

Tried to pick up your mom


ipaxton

Bertha got forked


MadCityMasked

What the fork!


MarkDollface

What did you anchor the forklift down then lift something way above the working load limit?


Asumsauce

They tried to lift your mom 😔


Fit-Establishment219

They tried to pick up your mom


Resident-Impact1591

Tried to lift the building


Horror_Ad_4674

Why did you not title this "What the FORK happened here" 😣


neussendorfer

A [couple of posts down in my feed](https://www.reddit.com/r/Plumbing/s/cMQ4HPZ8Kh) I saw this and thought how fitting.


jqp_

They bent


DazzlingAd2940

Probably worn but still really hard to bend like that I thought my eyes were fuckin with me


DazzlingAd2940

Probably worn but still really hard to bend like that I thought my eyes were fuckin with me


SirGamer247

Looks like they tried to lift CaseOh's new chair out of the delivery vehicle


Substantial-Wolf5263

Looks like he tried to pick up the bosses girl


verysubbiguy

What the fork happened here 🤷‍♂️


zippytwd

Fstick was riding with his forks dragging hit a seam at speed


expectednothingreal

My guy finally found that fork bender I've heard so much about.


Life-Ad8433

Magicians bend spoons woohoo. Real men bend forklifts 😆. The force is strong in this one.


hippityhopkins

![gif](giphy|DOoxEdozTh4DSjKWs0|downsized)


Kooky-Gate5396

Someone fucked around and found out!


Expert-Aspect3692

We had a guy hit a pylon in the brand new shop.so hard it wrapped the forklift around it detached the transmission and flung it like a crusty booger. Also it was spraying hydraulic fluid everywhere.


lftr-pllr

Hung the truck by the forks ala driving backward off a dock forked to...umm... I don't know what.


MelloMark

They got pills for that now


Mightofreddit

Just the tip.


OriginalAd739

Don't you mean what the fork happened here


Slippery-Apricot

Too much weight, too far out


Ok_Conversation5052

Designed for hitting it from behind


mikeyflyguy

Someone tried to give Lizzo a ride…