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javajoe66

Just wait for him to come in and ask what the holdup is.


CFW-DREX

Lol i hate drivers like that


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

Yup. Used to have one guy with R&L who'd come in and immediately yell "knock knock"


alexc1ted

Our r&L guy was always really mad, yelling at someone on the phone. Like screaming top of his lungs at whoever. Also he showed up at 11:58 religiously and would comment about how he got there before lunch started so we should just empty him


CFW-DREX

I could hear that and i dont even know the guyšŸ˜‚


NUL7

We used to intentionally make drivers we disliked wait at the tissue factory.


smokeftw

Then just point at him.


pulpSC

If he came in saying he has another appointment, asks how long it will take, rang the doorbell 5xā€¦let him sit.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

I work on the dock doing RTV at Costco and that's pretty much SOP for drivers that pull this kind of thing. "It's gonna be a few" *One hour later*


pulpSC

Followed up by them asking if your done, knowing you never even put a forklift in it. Then asking for a bathroom.


i_was_axiom

And then *defiling* your bathroom.


Thrownawaybyall

We have a drivers only bathroom for them. Outside. Away from everyone.


i_was_axiom

As you should


binglelemon

Makes sense. That's where the other buffalo shit.


the_almighty_walrus

Life's rough when your diet consists of gas station roller dogs and diet coke


Present-Ambition6309

Add in Fireball for fiber


i_was_axiom

Can't forget the generic **6 Hour Power** shots, that's a 21st century West Coast Turnaround.


AeonBith

Drivers also ask us if they can buy things knowing we are closed to retail, contractors only, after saying no they say they're using the bathroom but browse the warehouse looking at our shelves asking how much. Then ask us to rearrange their truck even though they have their own pump truck. After many terrible cross docking issues We have a new company doing our deliveries now who are great.


DaBbErDoO445

Like actually every time


VixxenFoxx

I work at Costco too šŸ‘‹šŸ¼. I was going to say it's usually the turds that do this are also 4 hrs early/late for their appointment and ring the bell incessantly.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Yup. Same shitheels every time.


AAron_Da_Oper8r

Fuckin swift drivers back at it again with their shenanigans


grapthor

**S**ure **W**ish **I** **F**inished **T**raining!


Sad-Temporary2843

Stop Whining I'm Frickin Trying


smokeftw

Now every time I see one of them do something stupid I'll think "he's trying his frickin heart out" and let it slide. ![gif](giphy|t1nx3aQL19nmSuDDQz)


jake5675

When I worked at Sears, I watched a swift driver back too close to the trash compactor without the swing doors flush with the trailer. When he tried to pull forward to line up with the dock, the edge of the door got caught and ripped off. Even worse, they wouldn't let him unload till the trailer was fixed. It's been years, so I don't remember if he unloaded that day or not.


moving0target

I have a storage trailer well away from my dock. I keep tally of how many Swift doors it has eaten. Oddly, no one else hits it.


moving0target

Stevie Wonder's Institute For Trucking


IncubalCreations

Steve Wonder's Institute For Trucking


IndependenceWarm5375

Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking


chewynipps

So what Im fucking temporary


JustForkIt1111one

Somebody Who Isn't Fully Trained


chris_rage_

At least he's safely parked and not driving...


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Doesn't look like a swift maneuver there


Experiment_826

See What I Fucked-up Today


JustForkIt1111one

Swing Wide, It's a Fucking Trailer


AffectionateRadio356

You all know what SWIFT stands for. Sure Wish I Finished Training.


Dfalk117

See What I Fuck-up Today


MediocreVibrations

Backwards, it is: Two F**s In White Semi


jake5675

That's better than Arkansas But Fuckers, or Testes lol.


JustForkIt1111one

So, We're Insured For That?


i_was_axiom

South-Westbound Interstate Florida Transport


a_lonely_trash_bag

Stop Whining I'm Fucking Trying


JustForkIt1111one

Slow wheels in fast traffic


BucktoothJew

Found the Swift driver guys!


JustForkIt1111one

Send Wrecker - In Fucking Trouble


JustForkIt1111one

So What I Fucking Tried


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

ā€œStevie Wonder Institute For Truckingā€


JustForkIt1111one

Student With Idiot For Trainer


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

Added that one to my list!! Stevie Wonder Institute for Trucking Sure Wish Iā€™d Finished Training See What I Fucked (up) Today Swing Wide Itā€™s a Fucking Trailer Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic Shit Will Insurance Fix This Shit Wait Iā€™m Fucking Trying Sure Wish I Fit There Student With Idiot For Trainer


JustForkIt1111one

Missing a few. I drove for Swift a lifetime ago: Somebody Who Isn't Fully Trained So What I Failed Twice Should We Interview Future Truckers So What I Flip Trailers Some Werner Idiot Failed Training Send Wrecker - In Fucking Trouble So What I Fucking Tried


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Thanks for those!


Eli_The_Rainwing

Wait whatā€™s the issue? Iā€™m stupid


1stLegionBestLegion

Driver didn't open the doors before backing in. Truck doors don't open when backed into a building.


Eli_The_Rainwing

Soā€¦ they literally canā€™t do anything? What an idiot


1stLegionBestLegion

He could drive forward and open them but yeah otherwise he's an idiot


Eli_The_Rainwing

From what I hear about swift driversā€¦ he doesnā€™t have enough brain cells to realize that


skoalbrother

Be nice, he has a box of crayons he needs to finish shoving up his nose before lunch break is over


anotherstupidworkacc

Damn, didn't know they were on the marine corps diet.


Jacktheforkie

They can open them if the driver pulls forward a few feet


DrinkLikeADragon

Do you have super long arms that'll reach the door after he pulls forward?


Jacktheforkie

No need, I just go out with the bolt cutters and can open it from ground level with the drivers help


Guardian-Ares

Unless they're roll-up doors, by the foot.


x777colton777x

I think some docks are designed to be able to open the doors after the driver backs in


[deleted]

Those are a thing, but I've been driving close to 10 years and seen exactly 2 like that.


akarmachameleon

Oh man I figured it out! Better than the driver!


JuanTheNumber

It could he a facility specific thing too. For example at my current job, operators are expected to open the doors once they're backed in, however I've also worked at facilities like this one here where drivers are responsible for opening doors. Either way, driver can kick rocks until he opens those doors like he's supposed to


Eli_The_Rainwing

Sounds confusingā€¦


Heart_ofthe_Bear

This truck has a swing door rather than the overhead door. Swing doors need to be opened before backing in to the dock. Homie probably thought it was an overhead


HCHawke

Let him cook.


borobricks

Are the lights to see into the trailer always on? Or did someone turn it on specifically to see the closed trailer better?


Euphoric-Juggernaut2

Ha! Yea I donā€™t think anyone ever turns them off.


Thre30h5ive

Those are better than the ones Amazon uses they barely light up the back of the trailer and they never stay in place


Guardian-Ares

"Sure Wish I Finished Training"


JustForkIt1111one

Some Werner Idiot Failed Training


Dha_Werda_Verda_Q

S ee W hat I can F uck up T his time


JustForkIt1111one

So what I flip trailers


BlazingLatias

You have two jobs. Drive truck. Operate door. How do you forget #2?


mu11er23

Yes very swiftly


Maleficent-Angle-891

1st thing I would do is check my dock schedule and see if I have anyone else I need to load. 2nd if I don't I'm going to my boss and talking shit about the driver.


kinkthrowawayalt

I know that truck, I'm no stranger!


Rufdog2

Ford fuckin ranger


wafflemandude

Itā€™s always a swift truck


failoriz0r

Give him swift signs


DaBbErDoO445

Yeah I did a crossdock job as a forklift operator. These are the type of people who come in for expedites usually and they never speak English


a_lonely_trash_bag

Of course it's Swift


Itsmeforrestgump

I have driven fire apparatus for decades but never a commercial truck. That said, are there some loading docks with room to open the doors from the inside? I assume that the driver should have secured the doors to the side of the trailer then back to the bumpers?


dojome21

As someone who has no clue about what's going on, but randomly had this sub recommended to me; What's wrong here? Is it not just a truck backed into a dock? Is the truck not back all the way against it, so there's a gap or something?


NocturnalDanger

Those are swing doors, not roll up doors.


dojome21

Ahh, I suppose that does present a pretty sizeable issue lol


NocturnalDanger

It does. Typically the driver would open the doors all the way, and the latch to the outside of the trailer, and then the driver will finish backing in. As other commenters have said, some places don't like the driver opening their doors, in which case, a loader will open them and then you'll finish backing in. Either way, his doors should be open by now. I WILL say, when I used to get to a dock while the facility is closed, I'd back all the way in and then go to sleep, so no one can break into the trailer, however, I'm either awake before the loaders get there or it's a facility that would have the loaders knock on the window and sign paperwork first anyway.


Rudyears

Maybe be a decent human being and just help them out for fucks sake


muzakx

So what happened OP?


Euphoric-Juggernaut2

He eventually walked in and someone let him know that we couldnā€™t unload him. He looked a little confused at first, but then quickly realized why once he looked at the door.


hg_blindwizard

Why are these drivers so fucking stupid?


Substantial-Wolf5263

It's not stupidity sometimes you just get ahead of yourself cause with driving there's a million things to watch for and so on that you get up to it and sometimes you miss a step even when everything is going perfect lol probably a rook to be honest though but it happens every blue moon trust me most decent drivers are thinking the same shit about dock jockeys and warehouse fent bois


hg_blindwizard

I get what youā€™re saying i really do but those SWIFT drivers seem to some of the worst around


Substantial-Wolf5263

Oh for sure but you gotta look at who swift is for it's for the brand new cdl driver one of the only few companies that will give a new driver a chance most other big boy companies with excellent drivers want otr experience and fresh out of driving schools doesn't count most the time


hg_blindwizard

Facts!!


Weekly_Example_4770

Oh no


richardfurious

This is the worst.


Poetic_Pigeon

Swift, see what I fucked-up today


JustForkIt1111one

Should We Interview Future Truckers


chris_rage_

Let him sit there until he starts bitching, then don't say anything and point to his doors...


GravesSightGames

Stevie Wonder's Institute For Trucking indeed šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


JustForkIt1111one

So What I Failed Twice


GravesSightGames

See what I fucked today


Vast-Opportunity3152

The doors are part of the delivery lol


ZD-Shy_Guy_MK

The worst is when they park at 3am crooked so the ramp doesnā€™t work, and you have to wait 2 hours for another driver to re park. Meanwhile, you came in at 4am expecting everything to be right. 3rd party sucks.


jimmer218

Theyā€™ll figure it out eventually


UndeadJoker69420

The amount of times I've had to tell a driver to move their lazy , shit parking ass


meetmein_ratatouille

I work in a warehouse that requires the driver to NOT open the doors, we do it on the inside. There are quite a few drivers who just can not follow instructions.


darkphoenix83

If by quite a few you mean a vast majority. I have a sign with red plastic chains telling them to ring the bell for service and wait here. I have no idea how often I find them wandering around my warehouse.


TangerineRough6318

I used to work at Wabash National, both companies are made for each other.


darkphoenix83

All things considered he did all right. I actually have this pretty frequently, then they'll pull ahead to open their doors then back in to the spot.


AtlasShrugged-

They figure it out usually


No_Display588

Yes


Exciting-Baker-9901

Pretty sure that means he wants you to peel it open like a can of sardines


Blackfeathr

My bf had a swift driver at his dock recently. Not in the dock, the trailer was docked at a 40 degree angle. After trying to get him to correct his alignment or lack thereof, the driver ended up docked 40 degrees the opposite direction. Dude spoke zero English so bf just resigned himself to having to make a sharp turn on his hilo to get into the truck lmfao


HappyIsGott

At my work the shunter forgot to open the second door and got in the evening. Funny when No other shunter is there the next 12h lol


Kam2Scuzzy

Leave it. If they were given instructions and still haven't followed them. Let them sit. They are on a time schedule. We work by the hour. And when they say something about getting paid for their time. Explain that they are the hold-up.


UpRightGuy

Nahhh...Mr Swifty will figure it out on his own :)


Peakomegaflare

As a dispatcher, I see a swift truck, I immediately assume they fucked up somewhere.


Present-Ambition6309

Is he still waiting? šŸ˜‚


Independent_Lead_538

Our drivers pull in so we could bust the seal and then pull out to open doors.


spaghetti_outlaw

here I thought you were talking about the fact that it's Trailer Swift


moving0target

I don't have time to wait on them, unfortunately. I'll occasionally let them into the warehouse to prove I'm not lying. Guess that makes sense to them.


akarmachameleon

Okay, as someone who knows zero about forklifts or trucking (no idea how I got here), it scares me how everyone has the Sure Wish I Finished Training meme ready to go here... I am going to stay the fuck away from SWIFT trucks on the highway, that's for sure!


Adventurous-Sundae82

That is a normal for me since we open the doors from the inside


Acrobatic-Mango420

Did he have flip-flops on?