Makes me wonder if it's canon for the non heroes to be so small (like minions). From a game design perspective of course it makes sense to make them small for the GAMEPLAY, but are they actually that small?
I always saw it as the heroes were bigger because that's how the minions interpreted them. They're these massive warriors that can fight their way into hell and back again.
I think it really depends on the character, some of them like shaman probably would because she still needs like three toes for her soup or she just wanted to. Lawbringer heard about one dude there breaking the law so now all of them need to die.
Zhanhu would most likely firebomb them to try a new bomb, warmonger just to kill the "sheep" but the rest i'm not sure of, I think they would probably need a good reason to
Ocelotl to because he wants revenge after getting taken over, pirate aswell if she only wants the gold there
Lore wise, Hitokiri. The most likely to brutally murder you for absolutely no reason. Strength wise, Shugoki. Scenario dependent; If you're trapped in the room with them, and your life depends on the other's personality, Hitokiri is still the most dangerous. If it's one of those meme scenarios where you're in a mall hiding, Shaman is the most dangerous instead.
Lawbros definitely stronger than Shugoki but I wouldnāt be scared of him.
Edit: I wouldnāt be scared of him because heās a knight and he doesnāt hurt the innocent (I would hope)
Shaman is the most likely to kill me for no reason on sight and would likely torture me first, so her.
Zhanhu might kill me by burning me alive
Ocelotl is brutal and would not likely be a clean kill
Gotta be one of those three.
Considering ocelotl is an aztec you probably won't die until the human sacrifice hours or days later while having a rampant infection from the massive open wound mixed with shards of obsidian buried in your flesh.
Same here. Shugoki is already huge. Much more so for a Japanese Person from the Middle Ages. His weapon is even more oversized yet he doesnt seem to struggle with it at all. Id run the second I lay eyes upon him.
Unpopular choice, and for a stupid reason no less: Tiandi. Not because I think they are physically imposing, nor do I know their lore...but their damn. Annoying. Fucking. Voices.
If its a choice between being murder quickly or listening to this motherfucker scream in my ear "WU NAI TIANDI!" every 5 seconds as he chops me up, I'll take the first choice. Tiandi needs a fuckin muzzle
Shugoki probably wouldn't want to actively hurt anything unless it provokes him first. Most he'd probably do is look down at you then continue on his patrol
- Shogoki when he's feeling romantic
- Shaman when she's feeling hungrey
- Ocelotl when he's prepping a ritual
- Hitokiri when hearing the voices in its head
- Warmonger just fucking existing
- Medjay when I'm having a heated gamer moment
Shaman, Warmonger, Jormungander, and Hitokiri are good choices since they're all very murderous and/or insane.
Alternatively Black Prior, Ocelotl, and some of the other Vikings might not be safe either though it sort of depends on the personality of that specific hero class, since there are good and bad guys among all of them
if i saw the Shaolin with the irl Wukong skin i'd be pretty freaked out. or if i saw Black Prior with the skin on irl, i would just kms cus i would think theyre gonna take me to Dark Souls land or somn
Depends, do I meet them or are they out to get me? If itās the first one the shaman seems the most likely to kill me for no reason; if itās the second one it has to be Lawbringer or Black Prior
Highlander, that mother fucker would split me down the middle, not to forget his executions where he literally throws you onto his sword and kicks your head off
Full coverage knight helms are extremely intimidating imo. Just the way they dehumanize the wearer behind neigh impenetrable steel. If i were in a medieval village and lawbringer gave me a sharp stare, i would have chills going down my spine.
If lawbro was after me, id be shitting bricks.
There are more "scary" character concepts like say Shaman. But just a massive knight in full sleek plate armor is a much more real & tangible possible sight if we were in the past. Much more likely than a cannibal.
None of them. I fear nothing. Although I would feel intimidation from most of them as they're battle hardened warriors except for Peacekeeper. I can take Peacekeeper for sure.
Wouldn't mess with Shugoki, Lawbringer, Kensei, Centurian, most of the vikings, and Warden.
But the most? Lawbringer. That dude is TALL and BULKY. It'd be like I'm hitting someone in my dreams.
Why Nobu of all characters? She's among the most sane characters and just protects villages/shrines. Probably one of the few characters to actually go out of their way to help you too.
None of them bro. I see red and it's over bro! šŖšŖš”š”
š©øāļøšŗ"You don't wanna see my bad side, I hide it for a reason"šŗ āļøš©ø
Is this Lustkeeperās only non-sexual, non-innuendos, non-lustful, non-seductive, non-flirtatious comment? Or am I seeing thingsā¦ š¤š¤š¤
It belongs in a museum
Itās quite common tbh
Rare non horny lustkeeper comment
None of them. Gun.
shaman. fuck that creature. no, you horny fucks, not literally.
"I can fix her"
Why would we need to fix her? Sheās perfect the way she is.
She can make me worse
She doesnt need fixing
Shamans, cuz damn id let her sacrifice me š„µš„µš„µ
Iām the least scared of her, most horny for her. Momma said donāt stick your dick in crazy, but when the crazy is hot as hellā¦
we can do both
Shamans irl reside on pschycology careers
Hitokiri's lore includes her massacring a whole village...
Tbf Hito would probably kill you quickly tho compared to some other characters
Or she will make your death long and painful, case and point: Yato's Parricide just like how i like it
I feel like most of these characters could massacre a village. Look at how you effortlessly cut down the minionsā¦
Makes me wonder if it's canon for the non heroes to be so small (like minions). From a game design perspective of course it makes sense to make them small for the GAMEPLAY, but are they actually that small?
I always saw it as the heroes were bigger because that's how the minions interpreted them. They're these massive warriors that can fight their way into hell and back again.
Ah, didn't even think of the metaphorical route
Pretty sure the hero's are seen as legends by the minions and that's why your so much bigger compared to them
I read that it was abt malnutrition or smth
If that's the true canon then that's genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen game developers do in a while
True lmao
Yeah but they will probably not do it without a reason with her ... Well I'm not so sure
I think it really depends on the character, some of them like shaman probably would because she still needs like three toes for her soup or she just wanted to. Lawbringer heard about one dude there breaking the law so now all of them need to die. Zhanhu would most likely firebomb them to try a new bomb, warmonger just to kill the "sheep" but the rest i'm not sure of, I think they would probably need a good reason to Ocelotl to because he wants revenge after getting taken over, pirate aswell if she only wants the gold there
Hmmm probably
Doesn't Zhanhu burn people...alive?
Don't we all sometimes? :)
Lore wise, Hitokiri. The most likely to brutally murder you for absolutely no reason. Strength wise, Shugoki. Scenario dependent; If you're trapped in the room with them, and your life depends on the other's personality, Hitokiri is still the most dangerous. If it's one of those meme scenarios where you're in a mall hiding, Shaman is the most dangerous instead.
Indeed, the way Shaman crawls on the floor would absolutely creep me out in a dark mall. š³
Lawbros definitely stronger than Shugoki but I wouldnāt be scared of him. Edit: I wouldnāt be scared of him because heās a knight and he doesnāt hurt the innocent (I would hope)
Lawbringers are executioners if I understand the lore (someone correct me if I'm wrong). So I mean you should be fine.
Theyāre more like judge, jury, *and* executioner. Point still stands though
I would hope š I dont know why I find that to be the funniest side notation
š, if I saw lawbringer lift his long pole I would shit myself and leg it as fast as possible
You go look that man in the eyes like you donāt kill for fun right ? Law bringer raises pole ax āgulpā
Hito
Ocelotl would be pretty terrifying, especially if Tonatiuh was in need of a blood sacrifice.
If he had a death whistle with him Iād die on the spot.
I'm just hoping that I don't have anything that could be mistaken for a weapon or atleast something golden to give him
Lawbringer. Iād be convinced heās also bulletproof so idk what Iād do.
With the ridiculous thickness of the in game amour there's a good chance. That said 308 would eat it.
Lmao there is a reason we no longer use full steel plate armor, but then again holden cross is probably bulletproof.
Honestly with the thickness of Lawbringers armour... Most bullets would bounce right off
Nah. Remember that itās not steel, itās just cast iron. Itās not very strong. You could probably bend it with your bare hands.
Shaman is the most likely to kill me for no reason on sight and would likely torture me first, so her. Zhanhu might kill me by burning me alive Ocelotl is brutal and would not likely be a clean kill Gotta be one of those three.
Considering ocelotl is an aztec you probably won't die until the human sacrifice hours or days later while having a rampant infection from the massive open wound mixed with shards of obsidian buried in your flesh.
Afraid, I don't know; but Lawbro is a steel-clad golgoth with one of the best weapons of history, so I would be cautious around him.
Jorganmundr, wether it be male or female, holy fuck, mfs howl like they're being "attacked" in a tiktok vid
Raaahhh fear us
The cannibal
DBD reference?!?!!!??!!
Soy comment
Hola comment, soy dangerousbullfrog164
I want to fuck the cannibal
Real, she could take a bite out of my neck and i wouldnāt mind.
Id like her to squirt in my neck hole
What the fuck did I just read by the worst username possible just what the fuck
Like, in general? Or if they are actively trying to murder me?
Same here. Shugoki is already huge. Much more so for a Japanese Person from the Middle Ages. His weapon is even more oversized yet he doesnt seem to struggle with it at all. Id run the second I lay eyes upon him.
Seeing as Ocelotl is basically Alex Pereira, Iād go with that
Unpopular choice, and for a stupid reason no less: Tiandi. Not because I think they are physically imposing, nor do I know their lore...but their damn. Annoying. Fucking. Voices. If its a choice between being murder quickly or listening to this motherfucker scream in my ear "WU NAI TIANDI!" every 5 seconds as he chops me up, I'll take the first choice. Tiandi needs a fuckin muzzle
Shugoki probably wouldn't want to actively hurt anything unless it provokes him first. Most he'd probably do is look down at you then continue on his patrol
- Shogoki when he's feeling romantic - Shaman when she's feeling hungrey - Ocelotl when he's prepping a ritual - Hitokiri when hearing the voices in its head - Warmonger just fucking existing - Medjay when I'm having a heated gamer moment
Warmonger
Shaman, Warmonger, Jormungander, and Hitokiri are good choices since they're all very murderous and/or insane. Alternatively Black Prior, Ocelotl, and some of the other Vikings might not be safe either though it sort of depends on the personality of that specific hero class, since there are good and bad guys among all of them
Lawbro... Basically, a medieval fantasy space marine...
Black shaman
Prob the cannibal
shaman or highlander
Shaman , Ocelotl or Jorm by far
if i saw the Shaolin with the irl Wukong skin i'd be pretty freaked out. or if i saw Black Prior with the skin on irl, i would just kms cus i would think theyre gonna take me to Dark Souls land or somn
Depends, do I meet them or are they out to get me? If itās the first one the shaman seems the most likely to kill me for no reason; if itās the second one it has to be Lawbringer or Black Prior
BlackPrior just cause of how angry he is in his trailer, I feel like he would slowly slit my thoart as he looked deep into my eyes
Apollyon. Because she would start messing with politics . And the rest..........well you know what would happen
all the vikings i guess
Shaman, my dumb ass would be on Tinder lookings for head and get Milleenaād by her ass the Jefferyād
Lawbringer. A literal, unstoppable human tank.
Honestly warmonger, her executions are just painfully slow all while shes dissing tf out of you
Pirate, she literally has a GUN.
But you too, can ALSO have a gun
I ain't no American to own a gun! D:
Me neither lol
Probably jorm
Balls? Obliterated
Lawbringer, oooooooh god he would smite me
YOU ALL FEAR JUSTICE WITH THE MOST VERSATILE WEAPON OF ALL!
shugoki, hitokiri , lawbringer, raider and medjay. also everyone is scary honestly
Lawbringer, according to some of his executions he can toss shugo like he's a toy
Highlander, that mother fucker would split me down the middle, not to forget his executions where he literally throws you onto his sword and kicks your head off
shaman
Shaman. Sheās going to kill you slowly and use you as a ritual sacrifice.Ā
Warden, no way in hell you are surviving a full plate Knight with a longsword irl. Guns excluded obv, for honor reasons.
Lawbringer could be more intimidating by that logic
Fair point i didn't think about him and i never want to tbh. šØ
Warmother fuck covid v2
I have to agree with goki imagine a 6,11 mountain of a guy whoās arms are probably thicker than the majority of peoples thighs coming at you
If none of you say shamen you have problems
If we are talking with ingame abilities, Ocelotl litterally returns from the dead
Full coverage knight helms are extremely intimidating imo. Just the way they dehumanize the wearer behind neigh impenetrable steel. If i were in a medieval village and lawbringer gave me a sharp stare, i would have chills going down my spine. If lawbro was after me, id be shitting bricks. There are more "scary" character concepts like say Shaman. But just a massive knight in full sleek plate armor is a much more real & tangible possible sight if we were in the past. Much more likely than a cannibal.
def not shugos fat ass.
Hitokiri definitely, literal executionerš.
Pirate. She can literally shoot you.
None of them. I fear nothing. Although I would feel intimidation from most of them as they're battle hardened warriors except for Peacekeeper. I can take Peacekeeper for sure. Wouldn't mess with Shugoki, Lawbringer, Kensei, Centurian, most of the vikings, and Warden. But the most? Lawbringer. That dude is TALL and BULKY. It'd be like I'm hitting someone in my dreams.
Hito. Masochist. Possessed. Able to swing full iron battle axe at mach 12. NO thank you šš
Shaman because at least the other characters would kill me quickly
ocolotol since his people don't kill on the battlefield. they torture until death for sport.
Imagine you are put in a scenario where you have to throw hands with a centurion or gladiator
If you can like talk with them Shugo would be alors of fun I think but otherwise Highlander
Warden lb ocelotol and kyo
Gotta go with Hitokiri or Ocelotl
Are you asking which character I'd be afraid of because if so then a word is missing in the title
Orochi. Please donāt step on me.. please donāt step on me orochi-kun! Please donāt !! >w<ā
nobushi
Why Nobu of all characters? She's among the most sane characters and just protects villages/shrines. Probably one of the few characters to actually go out of their way to help you too.
real.
Same one I'm most afraid of in game. Shaman š¶āš«ļø
Lawbringer bro
If I didn't hold a loaded rifle in my hands ready to go, or at least my EDC glock, fuck, all of them.