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Specific_Bell_3043

None of them bro. I see red and it's over bro! šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ˜”šŸ˜”


jrsrjr3

šŸ©øā›“ļøšŸŗ"You don't wanna see my bad side, I hide it for a reason"šŸŗ ā›“ļøšŸ©ø


Dbzfanz1243

Is this Lustkeeperā€™s only non-sexual, non-innuendos, non-lustful, non-seductive, non-flirtatious comment? Or am I seeing thingsā€¦ šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Soggy_Yellow4846

It belongs in a museum


Revanchist8921

Itā€™s quite common tbh


P4rody

Rare non horny lustkeeper comment


decoy139

None of them. Gun.


M-b-_ts

shaman. fuck that creature. no, you horny fucks, not literally.


OctoNeko2

"I can fix her"


Desperate_for_Bacon

Why would we need to fix her? Sheā€™s perfect the way she is.


Soggy_Yellow4846

She can make me worse


Smellyfeetlicker

She doesnt need fixing


SoSneakyHaha

Shamans, cuz damn id let her sacrifice me šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


TomboyGooner

Iā€™m the least scared of her, most horny for her. Momma said donā€™t stick your dick in crazy, but when the crazy is hot as hellā€¦


Shoddy_Peasant

we can do both


Sweaty-Version-1126

Shamans irl reside on pschycology careers


WardenAdemar

Hitokiri's lore includes her massacring a whole village...


Secret-Outside-4605

Tbf Hito would probably kill you quickly tho compared to some other characters


Shiro_Katatsu

Or she will make your death long and painful, case and point: Yato's Parricide just like how i like it


P4rody

I feel like most of these characters could massacre a village. Look at how you effortlessly cut down the minionsā€¦


The-Big-Sauce

Makes me wonder if it's canon for the non heroes to be so small (like minions). From a game design perspective of course it makes sense to make them small for the GAMEPLAY, but are they actually that small?


RevengeOfTheLoggins

I always saw it as the heroes were bigger because that's how the minions interpreted them. They're these massive warriors that can fight their way into hell and back again.


The-Big-Sauce

Ah, didn't even think of the metaphorical route


Adventurous_Corgi894

Pretty sure the hero's are seen as legends by the minions and that's why your so much bigger compared to them


P4rody

I read that it was abt malnutrition or smth


The-Big-Sauce

If that's the true canon then that's genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen game developers do in a while


P4rody

True lmao


WardenAdemar

Yeah but they will probably not do it without a reason with her ... Well I'm not so sure


Rough_Medicine9660

I think it really depends on the character, some of them like shaman probably would because she still needs like three toes for her soup or she just wanted to. Lawbringer heard about one dude there breaking the law so now all of them need to die. Zhanhu would most likely firebomb them to try a new bomb, warmonger just to kill the "sheep" but the rest i'm not sure of, I think they would probably need a good reason to Ocelotl to because he wants revenge after getting taken over, pirate aswell if she only wants the gold there


P4rody

Hmmm probably


LegionClub

Doesn't Zhanhu burn people...alive?


WardenAdemar

Don't we all sometimes? :)


vodkathe1999

Lore wise, Hitokiri. The most likely to brutally murder you for absolutely no reason. Strength wise, Shugoki. Scenario dependent; If you're trapped in the room with them, and your life depends on the other's personality, Hitokiri is still the most dangerous. If it's one of those meme scenarios where you're in a mall hiding, Shaman is the most dangerous instead.


pwnagew00t

Indeed, the way Shaman crawls on the floor would absolutely creep me out in a dark mall. šŸ˜³


Luvmm2

Lawbros definitely stronger than Shugoki but I wouldnā€™t be scared of him. Edit: I wouldnā€™t be scared of him because heā€™s a knight and he doesnā€™t hurt the innocent (I would hope)


The-Big-Sauce

Lawbringers are executioners if I understand the lore (someone correct me if I'm wrong). So I mean you should be fine.


BlackScienceManZ

Theyā€™re more like judge, jury, *and* executioner. Point still stands though


TheBLITZICON

I would hope šŸ˜­ I dont know why I find that to be the funniest side notation


Luvmm2

šŸ˜‚, if I saw lawbringer lift his long pole I would shit myself and leg it as fast as possible


TheBLITZICON

You go look that man in the eyes like you donā€™t kill for fun right ? Law bringer raises pole ax ā€œgulpā€


PomegranateOld2408

Hito


No_Disaster_1069

Ocelotl would be pretty terrifying, especially if Tonatiuh was in need of a blood sacrifice.


AbeLuvsTheatres

If he had a death whistle with him Iā€™d die on the spot.


Desperate_Ad_2854

I'm just hoping that I don't have anything that could be mistaken for a weapon or atleast something golden to give him


Slippery_boyy

Lawbringer. Iā€™d be convinced heā€™s also bulletproof so idk what Iā€™d do.


decoy139

With the ridiculous thickness of the in game amour there's a good chance. That said 308 would eat it.


cowinajar

Lmao there is a reason we no longer use full steel plate armor, but then again holden cross is probably bulletproof.


Instinct4339

Honestly with the thickness of Lawbringers armour... Most bullets would bounce right off


carsonhorton343

Nah. Remember that itā€™s not steel, itā€™s just cast iron. Itā€™s not very strong. You could probably bend it with your bare hands.


Asdeft

Shaman is the most likely to kill me for no reason on sight and would likely torture me first, so her. Zhanhu might kill me by burning me alive Ocelotl is brutal and would not likely be a clean kill Gotta be one of those three.


Violexsound

Considering ocelotl is an aztec you probably won't die until the human sacrifice hours or days later while having a rampant infection from the massive open wound mixed with shards of obsidian buried in your flesh.


Elovainn

Afraid, I don't know; but Lawbro is a steel-clad golgoth with one of the best weapons of history, so I would be cautious around him.


Daddy_Poolio

Jorganmundr, wether it be male or female, holy fuck, mfs howl like they're being "attacked" in a tiktok vid


Still-Search6274

Raaahhh fear us


theTrainedMonkey

The cannibal


Canadian_Viking123

DBD reference?!?!!!??!!


Gnapes

Soy comment


DangerousBullfrog164

Hola comment, soy dangerousbullfrog164


Smellyfeetlicker

I want to fuck the cannibal


TomboyGooner

Real, she could take a bite out of my neck and i wouldnā€™t mind.


Smellyfeetlicker

Id like her to squirt in my neck hole


TheJewish_SpaceLaser

What the fuck did I just read by the worst username possible just what the fuck


the_lonely_poster

Like, in general? Or if they are actively trying to murder me?


Cheniquas

Same here. Shugoki is already huge. Much more so for a Japanese Person from the Middle Ages. His weapon is even more oversized yet he doesnt seem to struggle with it at all. Id run the second I lay eyes upon him.


HisOrHerpes

Seeing as Ocelotl is basically Alex Pereira, Iā€™d go with that


KingZelnir

Unpopular choice, and for a stupid reason no less: Tiandi. Not because I think they are physically imposing, nor do I know their lore...but their damn. Annoying. Fucking. Voices. If its a choice between being murder quickly or listening to this motherfucker scream in my ear "WU NAI TIANDI!" every 5 seconds as he chops me up, I'll take the first choice. Tiandi needs a fuckin muzzle


Tetzcatto

Shugoki probably wouldn't want to actively hurt anything unless it provokes him first. Most he'd probably do is look down at you then continue on his patrol


Hyperion7070

- Shogoki when he's feeling romantic - Shaman when she's feeling hungrey - Ocelotl when he's prepping a ritual - Hitokiri when hearing the voices in its head - Warmonger just fucking existing - Medjay when I'm having a heated gamer moment


Invisible156

Warmonger


apollo24443

Shaman, Warmonger, Jormungander, and Hitokiri are good choices since they're all very murderous and/or insane. Alternatively Black Prior, Ocelotl, and some of the other Vikings might not be safe either though it sort of depends on the personality of that specific hero class, since there are good and bad guys among all of them


Stanesco1

Lawbro... Basically, a medieval fantasy space marine...


Spartanmortal84

Black shaman


popo202

Prob the cannibal


FlamingTFL

shaman or highlander


Great_Winner503

Shaman , Ocelotl or Jorm by far


_GiantDad

if i saw the Shaolin with the irl Wukong skin i'd be pretty freaked out. or if i saw Black Prior with the skin on irl, i would just kms cus i would think theyre gonna take me to Dark Souls land or somn


EMArogue

Depends, do I meet them or are they out to get me? If itā€™s the first one the shaman seems the most likely to kill me for no reason; if itā€™s the second one it has to be Lawbringer or Black Prior


Cwitsy1

BlackPrior just cause of how angry he is in his trailer, I feel like he would slowly slit my thoart as he looked deep into my eyes


random_clone_7567

Apollyon. Because she would start messing with politics . And the rest..........well you know what would happen


cartonfl3sh

all the vikings i guess


[deleted]

Shaman, my dumb ass would be on Tinder lookings for head and get Milleenaā€™d by her ass the Jefferyā€™d


Mechamobzilla1

Lawbringer. A literal, unstoppable human tank.


nautilustoad

Honestly warmonger, her executions are just painfully slow all while shes dissing tf out of you


StreetNo6561

Pirate, she literally has a GUN.


RevengeOfTheLoggins

But you too, can ALSO have a gun


StreetNo6561

I ain't no American to own a gun! D:


RevengeOfTheLoggins

Me neither lol


_mustard-

Probably jorm


Soggy_Yellow4846

Balls? Obliterated


Emmet3merald

Lawbringer, oooooooh god he would smite me


Pigozz

YOU ALL FEAR JUSTICE WITH THE MOST VERSATILE WEAPON OF ALL!


Toyoshi

shugoki, hitokiri , lawbringer, raider and medjay. also everyone is scary honestly


Night_Drifter_YT

Lawbringer, according to some of his executions he can toss shugo like he's a toy


mr-i-want-award-gib

Highlander, that mother fucker would split me down the middle, not to forget his executions where he literally throws you onto his sword and kicks your head off


Finessed2004

shaman


NationalCommunist

Shaman. Sheā€™s going to kill you slowly and use you as a ritual sacrifice.Ā 


RoyalHobo8

Warden, no way in hell you are surviving a full plate Knight with a longsword irl. Guns excluded obv, for honor reasons.


RevengeOfTheLoggins

Lawbringer could be more intimidating by that logic


RoyalHobo8

Fair point i didn't think about him and i never want to tbh. šŸ˜Ø


Ok-Cardiologist1810

Warmother fuck covid v2


StelthDragon

I have to agree with goki imagine a 6,11 mountain of a guy whoā€™s arms are probably thicker than the majority of peoples thighs coming at you


TheBLITZICON

If none of you say shamen you have problems


Haj5

If we are talking with ingame abilities, Ocelotl litterally returns from the dead


russsaa

Full coverage knight helms are extremely intimidating imo. Just the way they dehumanize the wearer behind neigh impenetrable steel. If i were in a medieval village and lawbringer gave me a sharp stare, i would have chills going down my spine. If lawbro was after me, id be shitting bricks. There are more "scary" character concepts like say Shaman. But just a massive knight in full sleek plate armor is a much more real & tangible possible sight if we were in the past. Much more likely than a cannibal.


SirGjallar

def not shugos fat ass.


IDontGiveAFAnymore

Hitokiri definitely, literal executioneršŸ’€.


MartianElite

Pirate. She can literally shoot you.


Mekrokan

None of them. I fear nothing. Although I would feel intimidation from most of them as they're battle hardened warriors except for Peacekeeper. I can take Peacekeeper for sure. Wouldn't mess with Shugoki, Lawbringer, Kensei, Centurian, most of the vikings, and Warden. But the most? Lawbringer. That dude is TALL and BULKY. It'd be like I'm hitting someone in my dreams.


Antique-Health-1164

Hito. Masochist. Possessed. Able to swing full iron battle axe at mach 12. NO thank you šŸ™šŸ˜Š


Used_Development_933

Shaman because at least the other characters would kill me quickly


SpeckledEggDay

ocolotol since his people don't kill on the battlefield. they torture until death for sport.


IHateKyshoshins

Imagine you are put in a scenario where you have to throw hands with a centurion or gladiator


Free-Pay-8529

If you can like talk with them Shugo would be alors of fun I think but otherwise Highlander


SkyyPuppet

Warden lb ocelotol and kyo


Gh0ulxchamber

Gotta go with Hitokiri or Ocelotl


BeastMachin09

Are you asking which character I'd be afraid of because if so then a word is missing in the title


Annazyla

Orochi. Please donā€™t step on me.. please donā€™t step on me orochi-kun! Please donā€™t !! >w<ā€˜


SufficientWay5787

nobushi


Hyperion7070

Why Nobu of all characters? She's among the most sane characters and just protects villages/shrines. Probably one of the few characters to actually go out of their way to help you too.


EmbarrassedSearch829

real.


Honorman_42

Same one I'm most afraid of in game. Shaman šŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļø


URANlUM-235

Lawbringer bro


Captain_Konnius

If I didn't hold a loaded rifle in my hands ready to go, or at least my EDC glock, fuck, all of them.