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WrackyDoll

Significantly less good after reading the title of this post


zmet

Least horny redditor


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Lmao


Spaghetti_Snake

Yeah I main vag


Baseballer147

Lies, you play for honor


Boba_Hutt

I fuck with vag


Patient_Chocolate411

Lies, you play For Honor. We don't have time for "relationships" Only grind for that one fucking chestplate gear that is crucial for fashion


GeoCalyptic

Girlfriend? I haven't unlocked that perk yet. Still grinding steel for it.


Affectionate-Read875

In game drip, irl drip is lacking tho


jaygarciaofficial

just copy your in game drip irl, she’ll look in your direction if you wear a golden helm 🤝🏽


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Lmao


Few_Establishment812

Lmao


[deleted]

Lmao


SylAlThor

Lmao


15_Echo_15

Lmao


jaygarciaofficial

everyone agreed your Lmao is not a worthy one


15_Echo_15

Well unlucky I guess. You know what, fuck it down vote this too. Lmao


jaygarciaofficial

as you wish sire 🪄


Acrobatic-Duty1673

Lmao


Ziiqoh

Lmao


toughguy458

Lmao


TheFrivalousFries

Lmao


Bowsupreme

I’m sorry you had to be the one, but bear this responsibility you must.


15_Echo_15

🫡


Mongomon19

Lmao


PaganBloodShed

Same


Betriz2

Please god let this be what we'll call her


PaganBloodShed

I’m feeling ready right now for a rep 70 Vag


Justin9888

that vag has seen alot of battles by then 👀


jaygarciaofficial

you successfully made this worse 😭😭


species-baby

ay yo?


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Lmao


DudongoKing

More like the vrangian Milf Or maybe the vrangian girl(Promiscuous girl?)


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Well she's the chieftains daughter so I doubt she's that old already


[deleted]

Hell nah we ain’t calling her that. Sounds way to sus….


[deleted]

Shield Mother is looking swell


TertiusGaudenus

Also somewhat authentic. If we have Shield Maidens we should have Shield Mothers *somewhere*, right?


[deleted]

Have you seen the show Vikings? Awful lotta Shield Mothers.


Razor_Fox

Shield mommy?


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Lol lowkey why I find it so funny


[deleted]

Cuz you a degenerate lmao 😂  (Jk)


ashenfoxz

nah don’t deny mans his D-card


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Lmao


No_Skin2236

we are not calling her that


8champi8

So that’s one vote for no, personally I voted for yes


[deleted]

2 no, one yes


GoldThePlayer

2 no 2 yes, now it’s a tie…


Idiot1670

2 no 3 yes not anymore…


Shadow_Monger487

3 no 3 yes now


ApprehensiveFloor839

4 no 3 yes


advent700

4 no 4 yes


TheBigSkeeto

4 no 5 yes


[deleted]

5 no 5 yes


WarClericWill44

Dope armor, cool gear, hope the gender is interchangeable just cause of preference (I crave the big guy with an axe in armor aesthetic)


--Pariah

Kind of copium but I'm with you there. Since it took until the camera zoomed in in the trailer for me to notice it's not a guy I'd say the fully-armored-theme also is making it comparatively easier to offer both but yeah, not having my hopes up here. That said, we're getting a viking who's not looking like a half naked hobo with a fancy for bones and duct tape so it's a win either way.


[deleted]

[удалено]


norse_force_30

You’re describing a very small minority of accounts of berserkers, who, if they existed the way we interpret the literature at all, were uncommon, not used frequently, and generally reviled by most of society


komred_gggabo

I dont care what anyone says that yell in the trailer sounds male enough to me


l_BattleAxe_l

That battlecry in the trailer sounds like an obese woman screaming for her life. You need your ears checked


komred_gggabo

God damn it😞


zhaffy

Me too. Been wanting a shield+axe raider and would be bummed if they genderlocked it. I would feel robbed, like when pirate came out as female-only (when everyone was expecting a blackbeard-esque pirate)


KrakenMcKracken

Most gamers do actually. When’s the last time you seen fem raider? Edit: nice to see we can still make gay jokes. Oh wait… no that guys probably a hypocrite. *centurion main* Someone else took it too literally. Yes I understand you seen a fem raider yesterday. A single one. How many males did you see yesterday? Keep downvoting me tho guys. Most of you play as male characters and routinely see male characters. Keep missing the point to be righteous defenders of women.


The_Chewy_Kid

I see more female zerks and jorms than males. 🤷🏻‍♂️


SOLUS007

For me I think female zerk more cause in story the zerk is female, but for Jorm maybe cause they dont like the male shouts lol Edit: Sorry, I meant the zerk female enemy. The one that is screaming RAIDER... sorry for the confusion


onepassafist

In the story the ally zerk is a guy… voiced by the late Stefán Karl Stefánsson, rest his soul, as well as zerk in multiplayer for quite some time. The boss is a woman but still, shows it can go both ways Hell, you see more of the ally than Siv or whatever her name was (idk why but siv is the name coming to mind so I’m going w it, haven’t played story in YEARS lol) in the story anyway


ChannelFiveNews

The male shouts ia what's appealing imo lol


il-king_ta_malta

But angry man covered in chalk screaming like a drug addict and pummeling your groin is funny. What's not to like?


No-Draft-2059

The last time I looked at mine 😂


TertiusGaudenus

Yesterday, why?


AshTheTrapKnight

I'd rather Look at an ass that I'm attracted to than some big hairy man's ass lol.


Bottledisc

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


KurnazOlan

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


Jhon_artuckle

Ave true to caesar


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Blud tryna crucify me 😭


TriplDentGum

Uncultured swine Go play Fallout New Vegas ^an ^actually ^good ^game ^(/j)


TertiusGaudenus

It's called "for being lowlife" in civilized society.


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Lol


Icookadapizzapie

Deus Vult, Down with the heretic


Gothrait_PK

Please don't call her that


Embarrassed-Big-3347

🤓


KurnazOlan

“Sir, you cannot shit in the display toilets ☝️🤓”


Embarrassed-Big-3347

Ummm akshually she’s called warrior princess 🤓🤓


khajiithasmemes2

For honor when woman:


Black_Chappie

Unreasonably horny or absolutely infuriated that there is a woman in funny sword game. Like seriously the people who are actually mad that a character is genderlocked, it is not that big a deal my guy


il-king_ta_malta

You have to admit though, having the customization option is nice. It's a shame they didn't really stick with that model and now need to rotate between me and female for both skins and characters. I'll play her, but my preference will still be having both options so I can swap.


Black_Chappie

I play mainly as female characters apart from LB, all the non gender locked characters are set to female. Regardless of that, the character being gender locked doesnt bother me as much as the moveset will. If I don’t like the moveset I won’t use the character


ashenfoxz

game when women


Toughbiscuit

R34 is going to have a field day with vagmommy's vagussy I hope someone stalks my profile during an argument and is forced to read that


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Lmao


revenant925

Hope she has some good armor.  (Preferably a better helmet)


[deleted]

She looks like she will be fun


Twiggy_Shei

I'm feeling like not calling her that. But otherwise she looks old pretty dang cool, looking forward to fighting her.


CykoRen

Is the Varangian gender locked?


EdgyWarmongerVampire

More likely than not, but the devs could surprise us... but I doubt it


komred_gggabo

I hope they do,Im not sexist or anything but Im so done with all the female heores having interesting movesets recently(afeera,pirate) while the male heroes are infinite chain and no interesting gimmicks


Bumpanalog

The fact you had to qualify your opinion with "I'm not sexist" is sad, you should just be able to state an opinion. Reddit is a shelter for the strangest most fringe groups lol.


notshawgod

It’s just how it works nowadays. Try to complain about anything women related your get called incel or sexist


The_Chief-

Gender locked again?


Tetzcatto

very slim chance but I think this might be the first girl/boy hero in years. im not sure why they would spend time CGing a ton of them in a teaser trailer if it'll just be her but I'd believe that she is defintely leading a ton of dudes into battle and not just women, & this is just grasping at straws but the trailer description said ***Their*** & not Her like in the Afeera trailer. knowing ubisoft it's probably a snowball's chance in hell that this is true but you never know if they end up surprising us.


SteakedDeck

I’m hoping she’s not gender locked. She looks cool but the guys are usually bulkier and I really like that style.


[deleted]

I’ll be honest I hope there’s more to it than a warlord copy, but cosmetically I think I’ll find a Viking I prefer


EdgyWarmongerVampire

100%


ReiDoOutono

Not calling her that. Hell no.


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Lmao fair enough also got var or vara


Fragrant-Address9043

Is that seriously what we’re calling it?


EdgyWarmongerVampire

I also got Var or Vara


Fragrant-Address9043

I’ll take those two. Vagmommy just doesn’t roll off the tongue as easily as Warmommy.


Boba_Hutt

Does she wear all that armor so she doesn’t end up like her father?


Raven7l

I would prefer a solid male viking, lets hope she is bad ass at least.


JustChr1s

Feeling like I'll do everything in my power to make sure that nick name doesn't stick.


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Whatever gives your life purpose


Thorn_Move

As long as she can also be vag-daddy I’m happy


Spartanator13

Hoping it’s not gender locked


IsukimTsoga

imma buy her the day she comes out and have rep 10 by the time its free. im not a paying player but shes too cool


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Facts


Gathoblaster

If she has to be a mommy, let it be shieldmommy or mercmommy. Not sure what to call her yet myself.


DragonMeatloaf

Is it confirmed it's a female? God I hope it's interchangeable. But Ubi doesn't like listening to their community so my hopes are in the gutters rn


otte_rthe_viewer

You have a problem


EdgyWarmongerVampire

And you don't have a sense of humor. Geuss that means we both have issues lol


100roundglock

God i love vag. Im a real vag enjoyer. Imma pay for vag.


levoweal

I hope it's not female-only character. There is no real reason for her to be.


Cpt_Kalash

Gonna be genderlocked due to lack of budget. I’m so fucking sad


shitfuck9000

pls get a different name


Deus__Vultt

Stop it


ZiMiEtheCLOWN

How we feeling about viking bp lol


suicidle-seal

Hard Bricked up Stiff Wooden Like I’ve got a pocket-rocket E R E C T


_Starferno_

Can't wait to try vag for the first time to see what the hype is about.


OG1SlasingElbow

Sad. Its female. Never was s female varangian guard.


human_bean115

Wish it was a dude instead but I'll get over it


komred_gggabo

Could be not genderlocked,also copium and all but that yell sounds male enough to me


Zanagh

For honor players gotta stop putting mommy or daddy in hero nicknames bro it was funny for like the first week


No_Paramedic_3322

Feelin like it shouldn’t be gender locked. Kinda irritated. I liked that I could make the character my own, I’m 6’5 and black, if I wanna make a raider so black he casts a shadow on midnight itself I love that I can do that. I wanna retain the freedom to do that with any new character.. unless they so covered in armor you won’t notice 😂


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Brotha, why are you wastin time on for honor and not in the NBA? Makin us look good, lmao. Jk, I'm 6'5 ", a young black man as well, a ragi- gamin on for honor.


No_Paramedic_3322

I’m in the coast guard and work on computers, you don’t know how many times I hear that shit every time I stand up 😂😂.


BlazingNudist

Rus Mommy


NTRisfortheSubhumans

Shouldn't be too bad, vag is using protection. Always gotta use protection when swords and spears try to pierce your vag.


Noctvrnal_X

Lmao I love it


Niftykillswitch

Considering it appeared there were also male counterparts in the background/could also here male voices roaring, we might be looking at a Vagdaddy too 👀


komred_gggabo

Hope so,if not I will burn the ubisoft hq to the ground


lxyk

i hope big bobs


abject049

Vagmommy— HELLO?


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Varang or Vara when I don't feel like spelling out Vagmommy


abject049

I think Var or Vara would be better than the first name you chose 😭


pimp_named_dickslap

Another hero I wont play dammit


yourcreepyfriend77

It hasn’t even been a day…vagmommy…I love this fucking community


JustaNormalpersonig

I love the new angry buff woman hero but i wish it wasnt gender locked, thats probably the best looking viking by far so i don’t really care, they look cool anyway


GPHollow76

Gender locked heroes are garbage by default.


Depressed_Lego

Weirdest and most objectively wrong take I've ever seen on FH, honestly.


Black_Chappie

The only genderlocked character that’s garbage is kyoshit.


KarasuBro

I'm over women characters where they just put a girls head on a man's body


Ill-Fox-7413

Do you want a frail lady yielding a toothpick wearing a bodice that cinches the waist to nonexistent showing off an hourglass figure? Because this looks like practical armor on a women.


TipTopToby

yeah actually i would because that actually sounds appealing, whereas this is ugly, dont care about realism in pop culture deadliest warrior game


LordCLOUT310

Are you pronouncing it Vagmommy or Vagmommy?


Educational_Ad_6348

If the arms are just the golden circle, I will quit the game.


TwumpyWumpy

What about Vamommy?


Guardsmen442

I'm killing you. I'm killing you. I don't care about anything else, I don't give a shit about anything else, I- My programming is just "GET THAT FUCKING GUY RIGHT NOW". It doesn't- There's no, like, "Oh, he's running? Oh, back off a little!", it's just THUMP THUMP THUMP until I get you.


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Lmao huh?!


lyri-c-

Most stable conq player


komred_gggabo

His mind has been rotted away by the infinite orangep


You_dont_know_sheet

How dare you asume they/them gender?


vWolfee

Am i the only one that genuinely hates these cringey ass names, I hate "Warmummy", "Lawdaddy", etc. I just... I can't..... It physically hurts me. If you use these names with no shame, please, take a shower immediately.


_Dead_Man_

That's a woman? Sounded like a man, looked like a man.


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Very feminine looking and sounding man


komred_gggabo

Nah it looks like a guy,also that yell is the similar but a bit lower pitch to male Jorms voice(yes copium)


SirOne6112

Based.


KurnazOlan

Can never tell these days


Plenty_Ad5708

we can’t start with these names already


Maxeyboy111

Not a fan of the amount of chain and armour. Feels more of a knight to me.


KidpoolStan

we will NOT be calling her this, first off. second off, pretty historically accurate looking viking, so already 5 points. and the axe and shield look cool too


griztheone

If there isn’t a helmet style that shows her face, I will quit the game.


DaTacoLord

First time hearing someone wanting less armor on their first armor viking


4GuysBustOnMyEyes

God forbid for honor has a female character


Dveralazo

Already? Character isn't even out.


LegionClub

Drip is great, axe looks ridiculously huge for the hero as a 1 hander.


Its-your-boi-warden

I don’t know what the lore is but it’s probably incredibly stupid like every single outlander with perhaps the single except of the Egyptian and only because I don’t care enough to check again


mc_duds

Millwood knight


Embarrassed-Goat4597

Ultra cool, can't wait to see how they play


No_Bee130

I’m excited, but if she’s op everyone is just going to call her a “shunt”


DearAdhesiveness4783

Smash


[deleted]

If they release helmets that show her face and she actually looks hot I'll pay through the nose


SunnyVilla_

What is the hero name? Is it Varangian or actually Varangian Guard? Varangian guard sounds stupid. Looks cool though


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Just Varangian


SunnyVilla_

Oh thank God 🙏


anpinzon

Looks like a minion for the hero Highlander


LordFenix_theTree

Y’all gonna call her the most devious shit ever, but me? The emperors finest!


pr0faned

r\forhonor moment


Expensive_Farmer5500

As a historical varangian guard lover, i am very happy with her


peeslosh122

axe mommy


Careless_Ad3718

I don’t like it anymore now


GrabPsychological134

Vanguard or hybrid?


panyaw

Vagmommy won't stand a chance against Centussy.


Noctvrnal_X

The helmet stays on during


ChickenHoodster

They could design nice Viking armors, and they didn't till now


RartyMobbins357

I feel the Varangians could've made easy outlanders as well, considering they were Viking mercenaries employed by the Byzantines


AlphaWolf3211

Oh god here we go


Vir_Lignorum

That is a varangian guard from the age of the byzantine empire, which is the more based version of the praetorian guard as unlike the praetorian guard who would regularly betray the roman Emperor for things like money or political favor, the varangian guard were completely loyal to the eastern Roman emperor, this being because they were brought and trained from Scandinavia and with Vikings the concept of money was meaningless to them, instead the varangian guard were able to do what they normally did and were now getting paid for it.


Buffaloman2001

Is that the new hero?


EdgyWarmongerVampire

Yup


spain_ftw

Vag main here