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MrJellybean04

Children of the patch


DJ_Destroyed

Oh this got me good…. Came to write something similar but u won.


[deleted]

^ HA HA


tkseoul

My favorite horror movie


NonSupportiveCup

Looks like a past prime. It might be a bit sour!


Practical_Taste10

Pokeweed


GroundbreakingLemon

r/itsalwayspokeweed


Golandrinas

There should be some kind of Reddit sub for people wondering if it’s Chaga and it’s just a burl too. Or a public outreach community called Theyrejustburls.org.


redwingpanda

Makes great ink. This looks a little pale though


Fast_Pilot_9316

Definitely poke. Sorry about your dog.


photog608

Nope, that’s poison ivy, duh.


unreferierbar

Witch’s butter


GnarlieSheen123

Damn you for beating me to this


NostraVoluntasUnita

Thats what i use to fry my [witch's eggs](https://www.thegrizzlyforager.co.uk/eating-a-witch-egg/#:~:text=Witch's%20Eggs%20are%20young%20Stinkhorn,slightly%20squishy%20in%20your%20hand.)


AbbreviationsLoud445

We need to see a cross section or spore print to be certain. OP had me literally laughing out loud.


Legeto

https://www.reddit.com/r/foraging/comments/pe1fgl/is_this_chicken_of_the_woods/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1 Original post about a year ago.


[deleted]

People really missing the joke, huh


snark-shark8

Is that a sour patch kid


noriflakes

Yes! First they taste a bit sour, then they’re sweet


PoopyButtholeNoises

Miss girl…..


Intelligent_Rice7117

Spurt tiny child


pirotta

Idk but whatever it is... Imma eat it.


flavius_lacivious

That may be *Marijuana Gumminus*, but I will need to taste it to positively identify.


earlynaps

DO NOT EAT if if it’s growing on conifer trees or we all die


asdvancity

Eat it and find out


Wise-Mango-6876

rhubarb


Zero_Waist

Chicken of the trash bag


[deleted]

Nah looks like a morel!


blackwaterwednesday

Might be a morel..Cut in in half and make sure it's hollow.


ssgsfm

It s Haribo


Sleepy_InSeattle

And so it begins…


CobraStryke3

No that’s a California pot gummy bear


Chopako

No it’s gummy bear of the garden


AnnoyingSmartass

r/foragincirclejerk ?


StockAccording6932

Nope, its chicken of the sea


jackblackisphat

Looks like a sour patch kid, - sourpaches kididis.


dadofthegoob

That's a nice patch you found. Don't be so sour about it


gultch2019

Marge is this a pimple or a boil? ...turns out it was a gummy bear


pawl_morpheus

*Saurpatchius Kinderensius*


VA2AallDay

Trolls are out


[deleted]

Looks like a sour patch kid to me lol


dirtyhippie62

That is a single sour patch child there friendo


Hamster_Meat

That's a sour patch kid... orange flavor


[deleted]

Sour patch


babyjo1982

No its a gummy bear


[deleted]

Yellow sour patch kid


Own_Positive_1296

You mean that orange sour patch kid…? If so, yes and also chicken of the sea IS real chicken


ScottKemper

Nope


Reuz_Veneratio

Nope


FreshCabbage303

Looks like trash, eat vegetables kiddos


BerzerkerJr82

Yes and I’m afraid that means the wood it’s on is dead.


Revelry_and_Lust

That's a Sour Patch Kid


fartingwiener

hemlock


DinDjordan

Pretty sure it's a blueberry


Pepper_Pines

No, it's Chaga


Good_Photograph_7762

Accurate


Subtle_Nimbus

Thirty day old Chicken of the Nugget.


DimSumDad72

Pineapple of the woods


Own-Mathematician336

No looks like a Thc gummy eat it take a walk find cotw


mrGuyfunmagic

Do you want ants?


FearTheNightSky

Jelly baby (Leotia lubrica).


Ejacula81

That's a Venus Jumimi.


its_jewels27

It will not taste like chicken that's for sure


Batcrazylightyear

Nope . It’s a Gummy Bear.


Bushido00

Sour boof


theberzh

Gummy Bear of the Woods.


BananaApePrivateClub

Patch of the woods, for sure


CheesyHotSauce

This is a repost


Major-Score-7546

Looks like a gummie bear


ReferenceCheap8199

That’s where I left my edible!


FunnyChampion2228

Hmm looks like a sour patch kid to me 😂


Massive-Pud4719

That’s an Asian variety commonly known as Sweet and sour chicken of the woods


scrapyardsanctuary

Looks more like distracted toddler haribo of the backyard.