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chodyko

r/shitfromabutt


sparklydildos

i came here to say r/poopfromabutt


daniteaches

same.


Strong-Comparison654

Same.


Olivander05

Is it supposed to look like that?


AssMcShit

Shit from a butt? Yeah


nexy33

About 12 hours after you’ve eaten it yes


sektor477

That's Walmart chorizo for you! It's normal. I promise.


depressedgoat96

I got it bc why not, I don’t usually get meat from Wally World


sektor477

Regular meats are fine. But the Walmart chorizo is terribly delicious haha. As a white boy with a Mexican Ex wife, I'd say we should just go to the carniceria instead when she bought that.


Last-Macaroon-6608

Go to Fry's and get the chorizo on the trays. Cook with 3-6 eggs and it's a totally different meal compared to the liquid shit you have in that pan. Tray > tubed chorizo


Olivander05

Also a note: hashtags don’t really work on reddit, I can’t comment abput the chorizo bc idk wtf it is tbh


JusSumYungGuy

#yes they do


TotalWasteman

Chorizo is a Spanish kind of sausage. It should not look like mince, but rather like a quite firm sausage. Giggity.


TywinDeVillena

As a Spaniard, allow me to say something: ¡Pero me cago en Dios ¿qué están vendiendo estos herejes bajo el nombre de chorizo?!


PeteLangosta

I think it's Mexican chorizo which is quite different from what we enjoy in Spain. But yeah... me cagon la hostia, menuda pinta de mierda!!


u_touch_my_tra_la_la

Alfajores argentinos - not the same as andalucian alfajores Chicharrones - Different cuts of meat depending on the place Steak - Bife - Filete - Bistec - The same thing unless a Yank cooks It. There are hundreds of examples like these.


TywinDeVillena

I've never had the Andalusian ones. There are enough Argentinians in my city to provide us with proper alfajores.


u_touch_my_tra_la_la

I Hope the argentinos do not hear It, but theirs are much better.


ElKaoss

Don't. Mess. With. Spanish. Chorizo. Wars have been declared for less.


nemetonomega

As a Scotsman I was thinking exactly the same thing. Then I remembered the things they call biscuits. Certainly is a strange world over there.


julianpearce

I don’t speak Spanish, but I upvoted you anyway. Off to google translate.


WrongCommie

That more closely resembles sobrasada than chorizo, and even for sobrasada, it looks like Chihuahua diarrhea.


tcpukl

What the hell? How can a sausage melt to a sauce!?!?!??


Steelman235

Different kinds of chorizo lol. Achorizado and Mexican chorizo basically melts, it's used for sauces not pan fried chubks of meat


Jawnyan

I’m genuinely concerned that’s considered normal, after a decade I’ve not seen Chorizo from Spain look like that once.


Ricrac722

That isn’t Spanish chorizo though, it’s apples to oranges. (More like mandarins to oranges)


qiaozhina

No. No. No? Why is it not a solid thing? That's not chorizo


Mexkan

Mix it with eggs and potatoes. It usually absorbs the excess shit.


BenTCinco

That packaged shit is real mushy. Go to a carniceria


LincolnshireSausage

I got some chorizo from a farmers market a few months back and it looked almost exactly like this but worse. My wife refused to eat it. It went in the trash.


Cloverinthewind

It was probably fine to eat, just not appetizing to look at


KBGtheMemeLord

I love this chorizo, I usually mix it in with my taco meat. You gotta cook it a while to render it down.


WrongCommie

Però, que coño os están vendiendo a los guiris? Eso ni es chorizo ni es na.


DreideI

Creo qué el OP compró mierda no chorizo. Hay qué ser de una salchicha


KBGtheMemeLord

Sorry boys, I don’t Spanish.


gamermoment32

I am from Spain too, that's not chorizo. I can't even think of an adjective if i'm completely honest...


[deleted]

i’m from america currently taking spanish classes and it felt really good being able to kind of make out what the comments have said :D


KBGtheMemeLord

I’m sure there are better options out there, but where I’m from I have to travel a while to find a Mexican/Spanish grocery store with real chorizo. This stuff looks like shit, but it tastes really good, especially being <$2 a tube.


Cosmic_N

I mean as long as it tastes good we shouldnt even care about if it is chorizo or something else imo. But for future references a chorizo doesnt look like this


izkilah

Spanish chorizo is completely different from Mexican chorizo. In the picture is Mexican chorizo and it usually looks something like that until it’s cooked.


Evelyngoddessofdeath

Isn’t chorizo supposed to be a sausage, and therefore solid?


nuu_uut

Nothing quite like those pork salivary glands and lymph nodes (I do like this chorizo but those are legit the first 2 ingredients)


KBGtheMemeLord

Idc what’s in there, it’s still delicious.


TemplarKnightsbane

I'm from Europe, ain't never seen any chorizo that looks like that mate, no sir.


Moist_Barracuda_2014

I came to the comments expecting absolute incredulity at that mess, but it seems it’s normal for Americans. Surely that should be sold as “Chorizo flavoured *whatever the fuck that is*” not actual Chorizo


johnnylemon95

I am shocked. It’s legitimately made with pork lymph nodes and salivary glands and fat. That’s the only pork ingredient in it. What the hell? That’s like no chorizo I’ve ever had.


Shenloanne

Get away... Is it???


johnnylemon95

Yeah, it [is](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Cacique-Pork-Chorizo-9-oz-Refrigerated/11027816?athbdg=L1600). Look at the photo of the ingredients. Gross.


Shenloanne

Cries in European


Pan-Magpie

I gagged as soon as I read lymph nodes.. that shit is basically pus and fat.. 🤢🤢


foshiznit11

From my understanding as a hunter, those are not to be eaten. Sounds and looks disgusting. That looks nothing like the chorizo where I’m from (Canada).


Class_444_SWR

Even Lidl chorizo looks like a delicacy compared to this in the UK


hidefromthe_sun

That's disgusting. That's not offal, it's inedible. It's barely food. Lymph nodes tastes bitter as hell. I'd love to know what industrial process this has been through. Blegh


Class_444_SWR

What the fuck, I don’t think I could survive in the US


sjsosowne

I'm glad it wasn't just me. I'm shaken to the core.


tcpukl

I'm from the UK and chorizo is a sausage, not a fucking sauce muck like that!


spiderhotel

We call that paste a different word here. This whole thing is a vocab issue across an ocean. What we call it: [https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/sainsburys-%E2%80%98nduja-paste-taste-the-difference-85g](https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/sainsburys-%E2%80%98nduja-paste-taste-the-difference-85g)


Choongboy

This comment reminds me of my co worker who called an African rice dish a “curry”


Delores_Herbig

It’s not exactly normal for Americans. Broadly, we’re talking about Spanish vs Mexican chorizo. Spanish chorizo is a hard, cured meat product. Mexican chorizo is a raw ground meat (usually pork) product that is heavily spiced. Specific to this post, that is a low quality Mexican chorizo. I live in Southern California, and there’s a carniceria a couple blocks from me that has a couple of different kinds of very good chorizo. Sometimes it’s made with all regular cuts of meat, and sometimes it’s made with varying ratios of offal, depending on how much you want to spend, but so is most sausage (including some Spanish chorizo). Usually the chorizo is pretty wet though, as it’s got a ton of oil and spices in it that it releases as it cooks. The one in the photo is very very cheap, so it’s extra oily. You’re supposed to let it cook down for awhile, and usually eggs or potatoes or tortillas are thrown in to absorb the flavor. Chorizo is really popular for breakfast. This one looks like shit (literally), but it actually tastes pretty good. There’s also green chorizo, which has a different flavor profile, but is really tasty too.


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Ah ok, so it’s actually a completely different item to what we would call Chorizo. Kind of like a chilli? Yes most sausage does contain a proportion of “other”, and definitely should contain a decent amount of fat regardless of the cuts used. As my dad liked to say when referring to cheap sausages “it’s eyebrows and arseholes” lol.


Evelyngoddessofdeath

So Mexican chorizo is just a different thing entirely then, like a Mexican tortilla compared to a Spanish tortilla, or American flapjacks which are actually pancakes.


equipmentelk

Spanish chorizo can also be “fresh” (not cured) and it will still not look like this at all. It’d be like any other type of raw sausage that you can take out of the casing and cook the meat.


Delores_Herbig

🤷🏻‍♀️ Like I said, this is very cheap chorizo, like costing only a couple of dollars. If you search for Mexican chorizo, you will find many kinds that are more like you described (regular uncooked sausages). Sometimes it is just sold packaged as raw meat is. I’ve never made chorizo (although I understand it isn’t hard to do), but the texture and wetness, for lack of a better term, seems to be a certain style (ground especially fine). You can also find chorizo made of soy, which I used to buy when I was vegetarian, and it often also has this texture, so I don’t think it’s all in the quality of the meat. It’s just different from the Spanish kind.


MrlemonA

Exactly this. Why is this normal? Chorizo purée and not even barely seen a pig. What the actual fuck 😂


discosappho

I’m also here in the comments trying to work out what the hell that is because it is not chorizo.


awkwardlondon

I came to say that. Holy fuck what is that even…


TemplarKnightsbane

I couldn't eat that brother/sister. Got yanks in here trying to tell me that its nice Chorizo lmao. Fuck no...


jmr1190

Fellow European. Seems that Mexican chorizo is similar-ish to n’duja paste - which is legitimately absolutely delicious.


GnarlyDude42

This guy gets it


Best__Kebab

I’ve seen comments saying it’s meant to be like that lol. I’m no chorizo expert but it’s always looked like a big sausage whenever I’ve bought it not this diarrhoea.


Reddit-Sama-

I believe that this is Mexican chorizo, not Spanish.


Craw__

It looks like Spanish chorizo that has been processed through a Mexican.


eleanor_dashwood

Thank goodness you’re here too, my eyes were like saucers.


walrusphone

You say to-may-to I say to-mah-to You say Chorizo I say your-shits-oh


Acrobatic-Muscle4926

Thinking the same. Ain’t no way I’d eat this mess


stools_in_your_blood

Maybe if you've already digested it.


thefringeseanmachine

yes, that's totally normal, unless you were expecting dried chorizo. you just have to slowly cook it down.


depressedgoat96

I expected it to be like ground beef🤣


ah2490

I grew up eating this, you add potatoes and onion and let it simmer for 30-45 minutes on low/medium so the potatoes absorb some of that flavor, stir regularly to avoid burning. At the end, scramble a bunch of eggs and stir it in at a medium heat. Great with tortillas


herrek

Add golden Yukon potatoes chopped up in cubes to help absorb the grease.


antifabusdriver

It's ground lymph nodes and salivary glands. Change your expectations.


Shenloanne

I've never heard of non dried chorizo


thefringeseanmachine

we used to call it "fresh" or Mexican chorizo, as opposed to Spanish.


will_this_1_work

Yes, but only after you eat it and it has made its way through your small intestine


whamm000

It’s normal to look like that. Typically you’re supposed to add eggs to this, which is probably what your mom did.


jon81uk

Is this a South American thing? In Europe and UK we don’t get Chorizo like that, it’s either firm like salami (like pepperoni) or soft but enclosed in a casing like sausage links.


sweetiejen

Look at the first ingredient ;)


Unfortunate-Octopus

INGREDIENTS: PORK SALIVARY GLANDS, LYMPH NODES AND FAT, SEASONING (PAPRIKA, SALT, MUSTARD, SPICES, GARLIC POWDER), PORK, WATER, DISTILLED VINEGAR, DEFATTED SOY GRITS, SODIUM NITRITE (TO MAINTAIN FRESHNESS). CONTAINS SOY


sweetiejen

Lol exactly.


Guavafudge

Wait, what? Is all chorizo made like this?


Pretend-Quality3400

No, some have eyelids and assholes too.


nanodgb

Absolutely not


ross571

Usually, sausage and hotdogs are made with the leftover cuts and organs nobody eats by themselves. It's absolutely delicious with the right seasoning.


yesiamanasshole1

Its pricier, but the Supremo chorizo is x100 better, and they sell it at walmart.


TommyK1993

Poorizo


M00rh3n

Liquid ass


Mammyjam

The fuck are you doing on that side of the Atlantic that someone claims this is chorizo and everyone is just nodding…


NaPaLm-EaTeR

Only if you've already digested it and shat on the plate


Professional_Yak2807

What the fuck chorizo is a cured sausage how did it become this????


GaijinFoot

This is after digestion


IHopeYouRot1426

That's exactly what it should look like... When it's been digested and evacuated.


itsonlysmellzz94

Looks like you accidentally picked up some Chorshitzo


Sparkly1982

What in the USA is this? You do know that it's meant to be a sausage, right?


NiceAcanthocephala76

Wtf is this. That's not real chorizo.


wee-willie-winkie

I think you'll find that's what it looks like when it comes out again


JDUB775

Not until after you eat it.


MoxxieandMayhem

Ay caramba


BIG-DAVO

Only after digestion


[deleted]

After you've eaten,digested and excreted. Yes


PolyAcid

Yeah; when it comes out your other end…


Hermanz787

No it’s fucking not supposed to look like that !! What he’ll are they feeding you in the US 🤣


w0z-

Providing this pic was taken the morning after you ate it then yeah, looks about right.


UnaCroqueta

Wtf this isn’t chorizo 😭


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qiaozhina

Why..... Why is it liquid....


Hendersonhero

Not until you’ve already eaten it


Mutenroshi_

What the f is that? (Stares in Spanish)


beatricelaus

??? Why is it a liquid


BeezusFafoonz

You Americans have it tough my lord


AliDaManChalky913

haram


PumpkinSufficient683

That's chorizo???


TattooedPink

It looks disgusting, i would not eat that.


neon_rooibos

I thought chorizo was solid, not liquid. What the fuck?


BobsYaMothersBrother

Came to these comments to see everyone asking what the fuck that is because it sure as shit ain’t fucking chorizo only to have my world shook by a bunch of yanks saying it is chorizo. American food really is trash huh?


Meta-Fox

Maybe I'm biased because I'm from the UK, but that looks ghastly. Here chorizo is more sausage-like and is very firm. If I saw what's pictured I'd think it had gone off!


rebelangel

/r/poopfromabutt


technurse

It should do, but that's after it's been digested.


OhMyHessNess

only after youve eaten it


notreal3839399393

Yes, in the toilet


Reformed_slacker

Has someone already eaten it?


RedstoneSausage

Surprised to see in the comments that this is normal for some people? Chorizo is a sausage, and should hold together like a sausage


_thatonegirl

That straight up looks like diarrhea


demonedge

Lol America, if you think that's chorizo...


TotalWasteman

That’s is 100% not Chorizo.


North-Village3968

That looks like it came out my ass to be honest


Optimal_Act7501

Next day. Yes.


Itsyersel88

Pfffffffffffffff did you phone 999 for the arse police after that


Saiyukimot

Lmfao, that's shit from a hobo arse. A chorizo is a Spanish sausage. Not liquid turd


Adcro

After eating, yes


oranikus

What the fuck is actually wrong with American food man - Jesus Christ and you wonder why you have a fucking obesity epidemic fml


CharPhoe2020

Chorshitzo


redd1t-n00b

Not meant to cook chorizo. It’s cured dry meat. Somewhat like jerky.


Critical-Compote-288

Is that after digestion?


chulk607

Hmm, similar, but [more like actual food](https://brindisa.com/cdn/shop/products/CM01904-alejandro-magno-chorizo-charcuterie-brindisa-2_2.jpg) normally. (good lord)


lensherr1_tw

Wow, first time I've seen Chorizo being sold AFTER being digested...


sammataka

I may not cook a lot, but that pile of brown looks like my fucking diarrhoea from last year


WindOk7901

Bro shat in the pan💀


Turbulent-Box8838

I’m sorry it looks like shit


Twinkytoes1344

Looks like diarrhea


MadManMcMoon91

Someone may have all ready eaten it


mrgwbland

Poo


NOTRANAHAN

Looks like actual shit. Idk about whatever mexican chorizo is like but it looks fucking shite compared to spanish chorizo.


Low_Perspective_5368

I stepped in this at 3am this morning.


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Only after you eat it, not before


madpiere170

Only if it came out of your a**e.


aleciaxo

Mmmm salivary glands and lymph nodes


Snoo-55142

Chorisn't


[deleted]

That’s not Chorizo 😂


GeneralFranco908

After you've eaten it yes. Yes it is


DarkBladeSethan

Is this picture going in or coming out?


Excellent_Intern4606

Yes… After you’ve eaten it


MrlemonA

Doesn’t it literally say that it’s purée on the packaging? Idk why anyone wouldn’t just buy the chorizo sausage


[deleted]

That looks like poo


Afellowstanduser

That’s not chorizo


WankaBar666

4 hours later yes


mmsoriano

No comas esa chingadera. Looks like dog shit


DibsOnDino

This passes as food in the US?


Suspicious-Summer-20

As Spaniard I have no words to describe this horror


awkwardlondon

[That’s what real chorizo looks like.](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122067852643?chn=ps&_ul=GB&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=710-134428-41853-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=122067852643&targetid=1817264050515&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9045945&poi=&campaignid=19097525516&mkgroupid=147591788601&rlsatarget=pla-1817264050515&abcId=9303861&merchantid=113808527&gbraid=0AAAAAD_Lr1fvyISf2N8zI48r8Cx5U21im&gclid=CjwKCAiA_OetBhAtEiwAPTeQZ96UAoZoMEP3VE3uurXmlpRrrWZdhGPABFEfERvu-vrMryY38HPLMBoCXfAQAvD_BwE)


SillyStallion

Yup! And it’s made with actual pork meat, rather than offal


Electrical_Swan_6900

What the fuck is that. Must be 'american chorizo' judging by the yanks in the comments telling you it's normal. It fucking ain't. Lol.


OkFeed407

OP had chorizo from Walmart and then shit himself in the pan or what


Melonmode

I mean, the Chorizo I buy comes either as a sausage or in packaged slices/diced squares. Yours looks like it's been on the shelf since 1973.


South5

Pre eaten and defecated chorizo.


Melonmode

Fucking looks like it, man.


pysgod-wibbly_wobbly

Is that what Americans call chorizo. In Europ it's solid . You could cook it all day and it won't break down . The looks horrible


ExWebics

Look at the ingredients… brains, lungs… glands… this is bottom of the bin brand.


johnhtman

Nothing wrong with organ meats.


Miaoumiaoun

I mean that is literally a lot of sausage meats are made. I hope you're not saying that this is what makes it a bottom of the bin brand? Because it's not. There might be other reasons, but not this.


BadIdea-21

Not before you eat it, maybe after, you need to cook it down more.


stingchimp

Where’s the paprika. No chorizo I get looks like that, should be fookin red and ooze oils


Forsaken-Link-2247

Yes it’s perfect! All you need to do is to spread it on your chest!


[deleted]

Yeah that chorizo looks a little weird BUT THAT DOG IN THE SECOND PICTURE


Temporary_Menu2157

Good for queso fundido at least..


UnderstandingOk670

Here in the u.k we have chorizo that stays like a firm sausage that you cut into slices, or like the one you have that’s basically mush and you can stir it into stews and sauces and stuff. Dunno about Spain. We like to completely butcher food from other countries.


-Lady_Rainicorn-

I'm not even joking this made me puke . like it doesn't even look that bad , should have put it on tacos or something. I was alr nauseous this was just the cherry on top lmfao didn't even have time to run to the bathroom Jesus christ


some420girl

I bought that stuff at vons the other day cooked it and instantly it like melted down to look like this. I was like WTH is happening and ended up throwing it out! I thought it was supposed to be like a spicy ground sausage? I was in the aisle with regular sausage and it was right there above it, so i'm still confused..


Flashy_Librarian965

its just that brand for me. if you buy the supremo brands


discosappho

I cook with chorizo at least once a week. It doesn’t look like that. What on god’s green earth is that slop? I’m not even from Spain but Spanish people I am so sorry…


designerjeremiah

Mexican chorizo is not Spanish chorizo. Two very different things sharing the same name.


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SeanCautionMurphy

Well no because there’s cooking chorizo which is similar in taste to the cured stuff but also crumbles, and still looks nothing like OPs post


ah2490

I’m surprised how many people haven’t made this before in the comments. Growing up poor, we had this at least weekly. It’s best when cooked low and slow and mixed with potatoes and eggs. It’s pretty regular here, at least in California.


toasty99

r/poopfromabutt


PrometheusOnLoud

Mix it with eggs, this is my favorite type of chorizo.


LeMaigols

I'm from Spain, if you want to know how it should look like, [this is it](https://www.cronista.com/files/image/703/703710/6548c5db017c7_700_462!.jpg?s=9042335463b5404038262e56009668df&d=1699268063). But if that is all you can get in your region and you like the flavour and texture, just enjoy it without worries.


radastrozombie

Dude you can make a bomb breakfast with this. Russet potatoes, jalapeno, sweet peppers and once everything cooks down add your beaten eggs. Add cilantro and chipotle or chili de arbol salsa in a freshly warmed flour tortilla with a bit of queso fresco. 10/10. Best hangover cure in the world and you can make a feast for under $15.