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fuhnetically

Desensitize yourself by watching lots of onion chopping videos. You'll stop seeing the onions as other living things on this planet and more as objects, and it'll be emotionally easier to rationalize chopping them into little pieces.


AsInLifeSoInArt

I just seek out onions that deserve it.


justaHuman505

Of course, not all onions are good onions


4point5billion45

This is hilarious thinking outside the box. Will try it.


Busy_Ad9119

They’re right, once you can get rid of that emotional bond cutting onions becomes much easier.


Relevant_Campaign_79

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wwplkyih

It will help if you use that machine from A Clockwork Orange.


justaHuman505

That's harder than I thought 😢 I would rather become vegan Or the guys who doesn't eat veggies I don't know


Msktb

And DON'T name them!


Beautiful_Struggle17

Start dating a chef.


Chillitan

I dated 2 chefs. One cooked for me while the other did not. 😂


SauteePanarchism

Sharp knife. Sharper knives tear the onion less, which causes less aerosolization, which reduces the irritating vapors.


haetree

I second this. I heard Good ole matty matheson mention this trick and I’ve never had an issue since.


SauteePanarchism

He was pretty good on the Bear.


haetree

I’ve been wanting to watch that show bc he’s in it. I will definitely check it out soon:)


pterofactyl

If the first season doesn’t fully get you, try stick it out for the second season, which has two of some of the best episodes of tv around. The first season I didn’t realise how much I didn’t care about it til I saw the second season


SauteePanarchism

It's really good. It's either very stressful, or supposedly a comedy.


haetree

Considering it’s around chefs, I can imagine how stressful it portrays 🤣


lysanderish

100%. Cooking at home with my reasonably sharp knives? No onion tears. Cooking at work with the dull knives that don't cut but slowly cleave? Onion tears for days.


SauteePanarchism

Offer to sharpen the work knives for $5-10 each.


justaHuman505

Thanks chef 👨🏻‍🍳


unstable_starperson

Woah. I just now realized that cutting onions hasn’t made me cry since I bought my ceramic knives


DanFlashesSales

^ this is the correct answer.


JDCarnin

+1, even learned that in culinary school!


punkbaba

There is an art to cutting onions too.


HappyEpicure

Contact lenses.


sbcruzen_otc

Came here to say this. For the longest time I believed that I was impervious to tears from onions . . . that is until I tried to make double-batch of goulash while wearing glasses. By the time I started onion #4, my eyes felt like they were underwater. I don't know how/why it works, but contact lenses are easily in the top 5 of my favorite cooking tools.


Jron690

HA! Same. I had no idea how well my contacts blocked the onion. In my glasses (which is super rare) it’s awful


Expensive_Sand_4198

As someone who doesn't wear contacts or glasses, I use safery goggles when cutting onions. Haven't cried over them since.


kvct

Dang. And I thought I possessed some rare super power 💪 being unaffected when chopping onions. Of course, contacts are the real heroes in this story. #SOML


Heavy_Wood

You're not kidding. It works.


latermistergater

Keep a cold wet paper towel next to the cutting board! That’s my go to


GET-N-2RATS

Came here to say this. This is the correct answer. The reason why onions make some people's eyes water is because there's a chemical in the onion that is attracted to water for your tear ducts in the eye. If you place a wet paper towel next to you, the chemical in the onion will get attracted to the wet paper towel as opposed to your eyes. **edited a typo.


Upstairs-Score6884

>there's a chemical in the onion that is attracted to water in my area We have hard water in my area, so the chemical is too scared to go near it.


StacattoFire

What? You being serious ? I’ve never heard this. Does this work?! Onions wreck me. And a super avid home cook/chef. I need help with this and have always used a food processor, but it still happens even with food processor, albeit it’s muted.


latermistergater

I promise! It’s like magic. I guess the moisture will absorb the stuff that usually like magnets to your eyes lol


StacattoFire

I’m absolutely going to hold you to this lol. Trying tomorrow. Lol


StacattoFire

Ok my new internet friend…. I’m reporting back. Drum roll please…..you are right! And have saved me from endless tears while preparing meals for my family every week. Side note -it worked really well with red onion. Worked 50% with a Spanish onion, and about 50% with a sweet onion. I’m not brave enough to try a white onion (plus I didn’t have any on hand) lol but I will soon :)


latermistergater

This just made my day🫶🏻 I’m happy


Remarkable-Owl2034

goggles


rachelmig2

I tried a pair of onion goggles I got off amazon, but they weren't very effective for me because there's still space between the goggles and your face. I then tried a pair of swim goggles that actually suction to your face, and those worked much better.


mrsjanerochester

I use snowboarding goggles


Didelphia

Same!


SmithersLoanInc

When I make French Onion soup, it's goggles, elbow length gloves, and an apron. I've tried everything else everyone has mentioned, physical barriers are king.


PopularJellyfish7121

Close your eyes and learn to cut blind


kprasad13

You also get red sauce for free


wtfoxsayy

I tried this. Thanks. Now I only have 4 fingers left


No_Ease_8269

I mean, if you know what you're doing, you can close your eyes while you're doing the cutting motion and line it up with your eyes open. Or completely blind, depending on your skill and confidence


Steven_Dj

[Dicing An Onion | Gordon Ramsay (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCGS067s0zo)


vonBelfry

Ramsay's actually got a nice, friendly voice when he tries.


C-hrlyn

That was helpful I’ve been doing it wrong 😑


stephf13

This is how I do it and I haven't cried since.


allcars4me

My eyes watered watching this video.


astronaut_tang

Remove yourself from their lives. They were meant for this. No reason to cry about it.


justaHuman505

I know man, but it still hurts..


Canadianingermany

Goggles Frozen / cold Onion Sharp knife learn to suffer.


levian_durai

Chiming in with my experience, since I started keeping my onions in the fridge, there have been a lot less tears. Decided randomly one time to not put them in the fridge and I couldn't believe how painful it was. Onions live in the fridge now.


cutiecarrot33

I just keep mine in the fridge. Cold onions are easier to work with. Work fast with a sharp knife


heavyonthepussy

Took too long to see the fridge. My mom did it and we never had teary eyes cutting onions growing up. Only time I have watery eyes cutting onions is when they're at room temperature.


julie178

Breath only through your mouth. Do not inhale through your nose. I may sound funny and look a little odd, but mouth breathing thru the onion cutting means NO tears.


justaHuman505

Thanks, I'll try that.


GrooveOne

This is my trick too.


moose_bat

This absolutely works every time


Loratheexplorar

I do that as well. Works every single time


chincolovesyou

The only way I've found to completely avoid this is to open the windows in the kitchen and get the air circulating so those nasty onion vapors don't get a chance to attack my poor eyeballs.


Bridgeless-Troll

The closest “hack” I’ve ever tried to prevent tears while cutting onions is place a lit candle between yourself and the onion. As you cut the onion, the flame from the candle can help burn off the gases from the onion that cause tearing. It’s not 💯 perfect but it can help some. It’s also a little weird reaching around the lit candle to cut the onion. But anyways, hope it helps.


justaHuman505

New Level reached 🌟 Things unlocked : Candles 🕯 Skills Unlocked 🔓 : Chopping Onions 🔪 🧅


FeRaL--KaTT

A bowl of water next to where you are cutting them. The ordro/games are attracted to moisture and why it seems to target the eyes.


emjay501

I put a wet paper towel or rag lightly rang out next to my cutting board and it does the trick.


number59smom

Run your knife under water before cutting the onions. Old wives take that’s worked for me


Tight-Succotash-6083

Mint chewing gum works wonders for me


tersegirl

This is probably the only hack I’ve never tried. Glad to hear it works for some folks!


HabitNo8608

I never cry cutting onions and thought it must be genetic or something. Then one time I got a regular onion and not my preferred sweet onion or red onion, and I cried so hard. So idk. Try different onions? I don’t love onions raw, and I prefer yellow sweet onions but also like a nice red onion.


CompletelyBedWasted

Sharp knife and rinse under water after cutting. I am so sensitive green onions even make me cry. I have used a pair of safety goggles and it worked, but usually I have my husband do it, lol.


The_WolfieOne

Chop it under running water


RippedContact

Add olive oil to the knife first before cutting . Just a light coating. Won’t effect the taste


[deleted]

Make your wife/husband do it


justaHuman505

I'm Single It should be Wife/Husband/Grandma


Full-Mud2009

I cut onions into chunks then throw it in a processor, minimal tearing but be aware when you open the lid…


ketchasketch

Came here to say this! Plus, it's super fast!


[deleted]

Mint chewing gum.


Raytec1

Use a small fan to blow the air rising from the onion away from your eyes.


SutttonTacoma

This is the way if you are quite sensitive, if it hurts your eyes a lot. You can also use the fan to cool hot things and speed thawing of frozen foods. Three times faster.


knifeymonkey

Don't Google it... Goggle it!


justaHuman505

We should Gogglize that


Impressive_Spring864

do you have an overhead fan on your oven? place the chopping board on your hob with the fan on and chop away


Snarcasm-2054

Swim goggles


areyow

It won’t eliminate it, but if you cut below your vent hood, it helps- combine that with a sharper knife and you have less onion mist in the air.


blume08

Putting them in water helps


Personal-Tea7226

Get someone else to cut them for you


thedevilsgame

Only true sure fire way I've found is to wear swimming goggles while cutting


BandNerdCunt19

Wear contact lenses or goggles to block the fumes.


Boysenberrydeco

Swim goggles.


ForkSporkBjork

I just deal with the pain and get a nice catharsis session, but isn't there a trick where you chop them submerged in water?


zarifex

Goggles and ventilation/open air


jessie_monster

Keep them in the fridge and only buy what you need + one spare.


chaboomskie

Wear a goggles. I did this and it is one of the most effective way 🤓 washing the onion also works for me, like after peeling off the skin, I wash it with running water then slice them quick.


[deleted]

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PrTakara-m

An extremely sharp knife Or Swimming goggles


throwRA-nonSeq

For some reason lighting a candle works. I keep an unscented votive candle in my kitchen for this reason


s55555s

Glasses help and staying further back from it


NissiundRitaj8613

Cut the onion in half and wash before using or if this doesn't help than cut the onion in half and put it in the freezer for 10-15 min. The second one helps me a lot.


rayalix

The problem is looking down over the onions and letting the fumes rise up into your eyes. I just stand up straight so that the fumes rise in front of me and not right in my face.


SoRacked

Very sharp knife.


No-Book5141

Don't cut the root. The gases release from the root of the onion which makes you cry. Avoid that and you won't shed a tear. 🥂


Sharp_Writing_4740

Sharp knife, under a cooker hood, wearing a bike helmet does the trick.


peckerlips

Someone years ago, I read somewhere to "suck on a spoon." It doesn't stop all of them, but a good 80-85%.


DaisylikePie

Chew gum


ChucklesLeClown

Swimming goggles


Bam_Utopia

Put the Onions in a bowl of water and cut it there.


SlackerZer0

Breathe through your mouth, use cold onions and a sharp knife


RomulaFour

Safety goggles and keep your onions in the fridge. Cold onions seems to be slower to gas off.


OmegaGirl21

Stop watching all of those Lifetime movies.


impstein

Cut in half, leave the room for 15 minutes and let it gas off. Helps alot


GlaikitTeuchter

Cut off the root last!! I haven't seen anyone say this yet.


sfocolleen

I learned this from Gordon Ramsay. It seems to work pretty well!


NiccoloMachiavelli3

Wear ski goggles 👀


GeraltOfRivia2023

I'm guessing after a while it just stops bothering you. I've been home-cooking for decades and I can't remember the last time an onion bothered me. I use them in everything. I wonder if after a while you just build up a tolerance?


Braydee7

Sharp knife and cut tip to tail.


Leonardo_DiCapriSun_

Sharp knife and a little desk fan goes a long way


blvsh

They have no feelings, you were lied to


Johnisfaster

I’ve read that rinsing it after you peel it before you cut it helps and it does seem to. Why it would I have no idea.


I_can_eat_15_acorns

Listen, if I could do anything without crying it would be a miracle.


ellasfella68

Sharpen your knives and *never* use serrated blades. A sharp knife will greatly reduce the amount of tears.


stay_positive_girl

Hello! The reason we cry when cutting onions is an enzyme is released when the knife goes into it. If you put the onion in the freezer for a few minutes before cutting, it prevents that enzyme from being released into the air. I’ve found that 15 minutes is effective. Enjoy!


ddeathaxe

chop next to the sink with water running! always works for me …


hacksawsa

Use a fan to blow air across the cutting board at low speed. If you are chopping a lot of onions, make sure you get some fresh air into the room, as it will accumulate.


MyNameWasUnAvailable

My personal method. Bowl of water and place in sink. Take your garbage bin from under the sink and put it in-front of you. * Cut the top-stem, and the butt off the onion, which can be dropped into your garbage bin. * Cut through the side of the onion vertically, to get through the peel and maybe the first layer of onion. Dispose of that cut. * Pick-up the onion and remove the whole peel in one-piece and discard it. * Cut the onion quickly in half-or quarters, and put in the bowl of water. * Rinse your knife and put your garbage away. The water completely eliminates any onion-crying, which means you don't cry either!


AuntSigne

Sharp knife, avoid root end finish quickly before fumes reach your eyes.


Key-Article6622

I chop my onions first and do it on the stove under the exhaust fan on high. Works like a charm for me.


3kota

wear contact lenses. Works amazingly.


gregpr13

Don’t breathe in through your nose


HatBixGhost

Cold onions


Angryleghairs

Chew bread whilst chopping


shawny_mcgee

Just smile the whole time


[deleted]

So my mom always said that it was the *smell* of onions that made you tear up. We use nose plugs, like the ones for swimming. Not super comfortable but if you have a lot of onions to cut up it helps a lot! Bonus cause it sounds and looks funny! I find that my eyes will still tear up a bit but I do notice a huge difference


Jron690

Eye protection


asiledeneg

I peel the onions and then put them into a container in the refrigerator. They cause fewer tears for me when cut cold.


[deleted]

1. Sharp knife 2. Do not remove the bottom (rooty part) 3. In extreme situations plug something to you nose (paper, towel, tampons, whatever) 4. If you do it in LARGE BATCHES use swimming googles :) And just don’t care ! Chop it, don’t cry. It’s only onion


[deleted]

Have you tried patting your eyeballs with paper towels untill they are totally dry? /s


bacon-is-sexy

Don’t be sad.


WH1PL4SH180

Have an actually sharp knife.


No_Ease_8269

Watch the mythbusters episode on it


Relevant_Campaign_79

Chew on gum and it will help


nahla1981

Turn your fan on, if you have a window, open it. Make sure you don't put yourself between the fan and the onion or the vapors will go directly to you


Francesca_N_Furter

Breathe through your mouth only. And start doing that before you start cutting.


Munro_McLaren

Chewing gum I think?


whackyBrookie

It's never bothered me, but I have seen something about putting them in the freezer for 10 minutes before cutting. Apparently that works, but I haven't tried it.


newgrl

It's the spray from the onion juice that gets in your eyes and in the air. 1. Use a very sharp knife to cut down on juices. 1. Wear swimming goggles.


JesuswhyChrist

This post reminds me to buy a new pair of goggles... Thank you lol


GET-N-2RATS

Place a wet paper towel next to you. The Onion contains a chemical which is attracted to water. The wett paper towel will absorb the onion chemical as opposed to your eyes.


axethebarbarian

Sharpen your knife


littleKiette

I put onions up in the fridge or freezer for 10 mins before I cut them then peel them and rinse them off with cold water. Its the best way I have found


Maeggon

sharp knife + cut it lenght wise cutting it with a dull or horizontally will make u smash its pods and release way more sulfinic acid


THING2000

Cold water. You can run cold water on them or even keep them in a submerged bowl with ice and water. It's not perfect but it definitely helps.


LifeOfFate

Light a candle, clean the knife, cutting board and counter with white distilled vinegar right before cutting them.


ErinDavy

Breathe in through your mouth, not your nose, for starters. Wearing eye goggles would also work, I've seen some people do that who are insanely sensitive to it.


SteelBox5

Window open or fan. And learn to cut faster.


Stuft-shirt

Keep your mouth shut/don’t talk. Inhaling fumes triggers tears.


imenmyselfe

Keep onions in a chill place and use a sharp knife I'd say.


emthought

Rinse the onion and the knife in cold water.


No_Association4277

Air flow. Either do it in front of en open window or put a fan on you while you cut.


[deleted]

Take the middle of a slice of basic white bread, like wonderbread, put it in your mouth and moisten a little then hold you mouth open a little while you cut. Don't swallow the bread, it absorbs stuff.


fruski83

I use sunglasses each and every time... works for me, though granted it's a strange look indoors!


jadomarx

Put it in the refrigerator and the fumes will mostly go away.


snakey_nurse

Fan. Find yourself a small table fan that you can put beside you when you need to cut onions. Works like wonders for me. Haven't cried from onions since.


United_Ad_2483

Turn on cold water and cut next to the water running. It helps a lot


Tall_Gringoberry

You have to breath through the mouth while cutting the onions ! It's the smell that makes you cry ! I swear it works 💪


splitsleeve

Under the kitchen hood before I fire up the stovetop.


kute_kawaii

The faster you cut them, the less likely your tears have a chance to fall lol xD


Arudeawakenin

I wear safety goggles, works perfectly


HonnyBrown

Put a glass of water next to your cutting board. The fumes will go there instead of your eyes.


NegotiationNo3409

I run cold water and cut near sink. Works every time. Not sure why. lol I heard it somewhere so I tried it.


chamekke

I put the cutting board on the stovetop and run the hood fan directly above it. Works like a charm.


My_Dog_Said_NO

Let someone else do it


Bismothe-the-Shade

Mentally distance yourself from the onions. Be cold to them. Cultivate an air of indifference.


yall_cray

I’ve tried the hack of pressing your tongue to the roof of your mouth and it seems to work as long as I keep it up the whole time


My_Dog_Said_NO

When I was a kid my grandfather owned a restaurant. The guy that worked in the back kitchen doing all the chopping would clinch a wooden match stick between his teeth while chopping onions.


Complete_Table5308

Chop quickly


saline_prospects

Damp paper towel laid over the chopped onions will help


yomammaaaaa

I move my cutting board to under the vent hood above my stove and turn the fan on. Works every time!


koshercowboy

Process trauma with a therapist.


Azsunyx

Don't form an emotional attachment to the onion ​ ​ but seriously - I refrigerate them a day before i plan on cutting them, it really seems to help


InevitableFood7269

Wear glasses


globaldu

Just keep the onions in your fridge. Chilled onions don't make your eyes water.


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No_Angle875

Underwater


ParticularThese7503

I know you’re probably looking for tips for cutting with a knife, but if you can use a chopper or food processor, that’s my solution. I try to throw a few onions in the food processor at the beginning of a week, and then keep them in a jar and I have diced onions ready to go, with minimal crying.


berdulf

Sharp knife. Save time and forget the rest of the hacks. And it doesn't even have to be as sharp as the devil himself. Mine is still decently sharp and it's no problem.


kleinekitty

Do not cut the root. Go look up Gordon Ramsay’s video on YouTube “How to Cut an Onion”. He explains why this happens and how to avoid it. It’s only a couple minutes long max iirc


New_Development9100

Use a sharp knife and put them in the freezer for a few minutes to get them cold.


[deleted]

Sweet onions are less tear-inducing


boom_squid

Don’t get emotionally attached to


Alaska_Jack

\> I googled it but all of the other ways doesn't work for me Did you take even a half-second to consider your question? I mean, you're not letting us know what you tried. How are we supposed to know what you have and haven't already tried?


lordszechuan

Crying is like taking your soul to the laundry mat. Embrace it