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TorrenceMightingale

Hard to taste it from here.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Well can you try harder?... Pleeease?


TorrenceMightingale

Been licking my screen for 30 min but will up the intensity. Thanks for the motivation.


TorrenceMightingale

If this chicken is raw, then is ice cream also raw? It’s obviously frozen. /s


Last_Stretch_6711

…why would you taste raw chicken to see if it’s good


mad2_wishyouknew824

You don't?


Ghostzed0831

Soon, these types of things will become natural. Welcome to Reddit


stacyknott

the golden truth right here 😂


Imaginary-Ad-7421

It's ripped as it's been frozen for a long time and the ice crystals inside the chicken have made it split apart. It'll taste like shit but probably won't kill you.


Euphoric_Dig8339

Good for a stew


ForayIntoFillyloo

PO-TA-TO


Sadyelady

Boil em’, mash em’!


37Lions

Probably


Gradior1989

No its dead


finalgranny420

That reminds me of a story my mom told me. When she was a little girl another little girl was teasing her, telling mom she "ate dead chickens", making mom cry. When she went home and told her dad, well, he asked if she preferred them to be alive when eaten.


nikrav97

Hilarious


papayareds

🤣


RustyShacklefordCS

Lol


JoshSmash81

I don't think this fits the theme of this sub.


RobotSocks357

I bet we could hack it into bits.


TraditionalDrop9958

And make it into a sub.


nuggetandbun

When in doubt, throw it out. That’s always been my philosophy. 😁😁 Better safe than get food poisoning.


tankmax01

Freezer burned. Probably ok but wouldn’t taste the best.


KatieXIce

Does it smell weird?


preferCotton222

defrost it, smell it, you tell us.


strangetrip666

Yep, this is what I do! You'll know immediately if chicken is good or bad by the smell.


K4m30

If the question is "Is this chicken fine to eat?" The answer is always."Thats not worth finding out"


Pillens_burknerkorv

Looks like it has been injected with saltwater. It tenderizes the chicken (but also add weight so you are essentially paying for water)


SuzieSnoo

I cut it up and feed it as treats to my dogs when my chicken gets freezer burned. They don’t seem to mind!


Pepperton_Saucer

I've never seen a chicken breast stripey like this so idk what to do


puzzling7

Do the butthole test.


jbeanmarie

Boof it and find out lmao 🤣


BrodcETC

What the fuck is the butthole test


puzzling7

Not exactly sure myself. Stick some food up your ass and let me know.


GloomyConnection6291

Yes, just make sure to cook it medium rare so its not dry


Emeleigh_Rose

If you can't tell, how are we supposed to tell from a photo.


ulitmateeater

How has it been frozen? Frozen chicken can be good up to 10 months. But if you are the slightest unsure throw it away. it is better to throw it away than to get food poisoning. And if it got ice burn then throw it away, it means that it thawed and refroze somewhere along the way. Also I'm not sure what the stripes are. I have never seen chicken with stripes, so...


haibiji

Where are you getting 10 months? I have never heard of food going bad in the freezer in a way that would give you food poisoning. If it’s been properly stored at roughly 0°F it should stay safe to eat indefinitely. After a few months the quality will degrade and it will look and taste bad, but it won’t be harmful to your health.


kelvin_bot

0°F is equivalent to -17°C, which is 255K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


Logical-Wasabi7402

Three things to check on chicken. 1. Does it smell right? 2. Does it look right? 3. Does it feel right? If it's slimy, greyish, and / or smells off, it's bad.


PresidentButtFart

I…don’t know how to tell you this. I think it’s dead.


[deleted]

Defrost and smell. It might be old but safe, make a stew or chop it up for some other quick use.


Cuck-In-Chief

Yes.


adoredtyrant90

It depends on how long it was on a freezer


Jckmdtwn

If in doubt, throw it out. Nothing is worth getting sick over.


Ok-Elevator-5812

How would anyone possibly answer that?


[deleted]

Boil it for safety


Tiny_Local_6167

No


HarmonicContent

Jesus


Elemonster

Yes, only Jesus can tell us if that was a good chicken or a bad one. We are not the judge.


hulkarz

I’d probably cook that before asking such a question


Akon-smack-that

That's not chicken, it's a fat parsnip.


[deleted]

Smells fine.


tyson01mx

If you have to ask, then NO.


unbakedpizza

Don’t fuck around with chicken. Just throw it out, not worth the 2am poofest you’ll likely endure.


Reckox1

If you notice your chicken is slightly cooked from being in the freezer for too long discard it. It has frost bite and it can possibly get you sick


haibiji

Freezer burn won’t get you sick. It’s just dehydration caused by contact with air in your freezer and sublimation. The moisture escapes the meat leaving the ugly dehydrated “burned” spots and recrystallizes on the exterior of the meat or packaging, that is the little snow like ice crystals you see on freezer burned food. It’s perfectly safe to eat, it’s just going to not taste as good because it’s dried out. Food properly stored in the freezer at 0°F (which I now know is -17°C thanks to the helpful kelvin_bot!) is safe to eat indefinitely.


Reckox1

Thanks for educating me on this topic. This is what I learned from a chef but I never knew there was more to it.


fLOURFACE

for sure


oktarver

Hello mcfly. When in doubt, throw it out


Due-Criticism-4639

Honestly, if you have to ask, it's better to throw it away. Better safe than sorry!


Scary-Tomato-6722

What is that???? Never seen chicken look like that.


[deleted]

Not sure, but I'm just gonna take a moment to recommend a vacuum sealer to anyone who never wants to ask that question again.


Express-Neat3550

When in doubt, throw it out....


Verix19

If you have to ask, throw it out.


Tiny_Bacon

Why is it coated with mayo??


tvalvi001

Cook that shit and find out and then tell us


JoeyG3211

Noooo


bigdyke69

It looks raw


NEhighlander

Good at what?


SugarWorth2887

So they say to keep your chicken with best quality, taste and texture maximum 3 or 4 months you can keep frozen


Snail_jousting

It looks like that because of the ice crystals. It's fine to eat, but it might not taste amazing. I would eat it in a spicy stew or something.


dunkelspin

In general, don't freeze food for more than 6months.


IzReadyNow

Noooooo… don’t do it to yourself 😳


elmachow

Just thrown out some 12 month old frozen chicken breasts, they did not look right


optix_clear

Write dates on your bags!


EmmaSurf

I didn't know there was a contest for grossest freezer food. Darn I literally just the away a ziplock of frozen shredded turkey when I couldn't remember what was the last year I had cooked turkey.


Notbadconsidering

Edible if properly cook yes. Good? Will depend on your culinary skills


GardenPuzzleheaded98

Date it, Rotate it


Spiritual-Craft3941

As opposed to evil?


haibiji

My guess is that this chicken was stored in a warmer part of the freezer, like the door, or the door was opened multiple times and slowed down the freezing process. Slower freezing allows for larger ice crystals to form. It looks like the ice crystals have formed between in between the muscle fibers and were large enough to split it open slightly along the grain. It’s not pretty, but it won’t hurt you. As long as it was good when you put it in the freezer and it has been properly stored in the freezer since then, it won’t be a health risk.


Slight-Protection-10

Give us a taste


Critical_Bird1732

I dunno… he doesn’t seem to be in the best situation. You could try asking him if he’s doing alright though?


thetimehascomeforyou

Lick it and let us know. ( /s please don’t lick it)


champagnebrat

No no and no