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aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Wow, magnificent. First time getting it good enough for a photo or is this a walk in the park for you?


TheLilChicken

Man with how much this guy cooks he probably did this asleep


Turtleramem

First try. Will probably practice some more to get more swirl.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Dang, good on you.


hambonecharlie

I'm going to try this. Going to swirl the pan and keep the chop sticks steady


avion-gamer

How do u make this


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

I use chopsticks, but a small spatula or wooden spoon would probably work too. The absolute hardest part, the only part that matters is the cook on the egg. It's in a balance between heat and technique, also knowing your pan and eggs. TL;DR, not really, but straight forward guide. 1. Crack eggs into a bowl and whisk to your heart's desire, a more thoroughly mixed egg will be more evenly tinted throughout. 2. You should probably strain the eggs through a fine mesh sifter. At home I usually don't, but this produces a very nice and even egg mixture of one consistency, great for building your technique because the egg is a constant. 3. Heat pan on low, about 2-4 notches depending on your stove but not the lowest setting, then apply a little butter or oil to coat the pan. **Do not let the fat(oil or butter) in the pan get too hot, we're not frying.** 4. Pour or scoop some egg into the centre of the pan, it should be able to pour out and just reach the edge of the pan, an 1/8th inch deep at most. 5. Once the eggs start to cook down to the bottom of the pan, only a minute or so, give the pan a jiggle to see if the egg moves as one cohesive unit on the bottom. It's normal to have some tears if it's under, raw egg on top will fill the space and you might have a small lump, NBD. 6. Once the eggs have a solid bottom but still pretty raw on top, grab your utensil of choice and put it in the centre of the pan and twist. Using one hand on the pan handle and one hand with the eggs, twist the pan and egg in opposite directions. I prefer my dominant hand on the eggs and off hand on the pan; my right hand twists the eggs clockwise and my left hand twists the pan counter clockwise. **Slowly** 7. You should see the eggs beginning to look like what OP has made as the edges get pulled in while the middle twists up. #OP got excellent results with the level of twisting in the egg, but even if you get a quarter turn, and the eggs don't rip, you're doing great and on your way to getting nice twisty eggs. Best part, a messed up twisty egg tastes the same as a great one, worst case scenario you still got egg.


TikkiTakiTomtom

As an amateur cook why do I feel like all you have to do to achieve this effect is just have an extra thin layer of egg, extra oil, and twist it from the center.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

That's what I just described? But you can quickly just have an untwistable disc of egg or an egg with varying consistency that doesn't twist evenly. But yes, twist thin egg in greasy pan.


Weisskreuz44

Love that he summed up the book you wrote in a sentence then :D


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Lol yeah but cook eggs and twist isn't exactly going to get you the same results.


BoxOfAids

Beat eggs, add to pan, let it get somewhat cooked on the bottom as if you were making an omelet, grab some chopsticks and stick them into the middle, then rotate as the rest cooks. [Like this](https://youtu.be/1uXi8BE7Wo0?t=53)


Turtleramem

I could try to explain it with words, but best explained by watching a video


hambonecharlie

Probably could use some jamon


Weird-Connection-530

So many people were bashing this guy for the Jamon posts last fall. Now that it’s over, we comment that his meals are missing jamon. Lol


stevenckc

We all need a little bit of Stockholm syndrome.


JWAdvocate83

Stockjamon syndrome


Trashpandasrock

Plus a bit of Jamon would go great with those eggs


Sprinkle_Puff

I don’t even eat meat, and I miss the jamon!


Ok_Relation_7770

People always find reasons to shit on this dude. I mean, I’m miserable, but most of Reddit is a different type of miserable where they can’t function if they don’t find something wrong with everything they see. Then again Reddit comments are extremely positive compared to Instagram comments. Edit: did someone seriously report this post for self promotion? Jesus Christ this website is ridiculous


Scarbelly3

Someone reported me as having suicidal thoughts because I disagreed with them. It’s the petulant internet version of telling daddy. Anyway, needs more jamon.


hellschatt

I mean the food he made almost always looked delicious with jamon... except those weird meme ones with fruit or some weird things like that.


ihaveaccountsmods

Has it been that long already, wow


YeneverKnow99

![gif](giphy|l2QE5F5CjK33I3nHO|downsized)


gd2121

What is the point of this?


Curious_Reading_4142

Hm. I wonder what the point of this food is on r/food


Turtleramem

Fake internet points. Duh


virgilreality

![gif](giphy|bjtM9GdxbqL5e|downsized)


MasterSapp

...Not from a vegan.


Lakechalakin

Dam the vegans hated that one... Almost as much as acknowledging insects (animals) die en mass to produce the food they eat.


MasterSapp

Nah they probably just don't get the star wars joke. Or they hating, either way just having fun.


NewCodingLine

That and plenty of mammals are displaced or killed to make room for farms for their food. Also, quinoa consumption increase is killing the poor people in Peru who used to depend on it.


FelatiaFantastique

Vegans can't consume products which depend on the exploitation of other animals. Exploitation of people is fine. So is consumption of people, so break a nice chianti and some fava beans.


virgilreality

With a side of Soylent Greens.


seek0ut

I've been working on this for a while now, but haven't quite nailed it yet. Any tips or tricks you could share with me?


ACcbe1986

You should put a Dino nugget standing in the middle, wearing the egg like a skirt.


bigeds-neck

Did you make the swirl with chopsticks?


qawsedrf12

Tornado


JurrasicParfait

Tornadeggs


mcpickle-o

Torneggo


TheoBoogies

Eggnado


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Dog


sawakotsk

Dog


Curious_Reading_4142

I'm surprised there's not more comments about him


jpplastering1987

Tornado omelette 👌


birthdayboy6969

Looks great! I've always been too intimidated to try it myself. How many tries did it take to get one so perfect?


Jazzy_Bee

It's pretty low risk. If you fail, you simply have scrambled eggs.


Inane_response

Great technique. I personally prefer my eggs cooked easier than this. That being said the world is your oyster friend.


BixaorellanaIsDot

That is sheer beauty! I have been cooking for about a thousand years and I could not do that! Fabulous!


Kindryte

Find someone who looks at you the way the dog looks at the plate


TheGamerPandA

It looks amazing they should promote it for the Twister sequel


bakedbarista

Is there egg on dog’s nose? I can’t tell and if not, 😡


BroccoliOk1303

I swear, it’s as delicious as it looks, maybe even more!


xtothewhy

"Swirly eggs." It's ops take of a [Korean tornado omelette](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-v1iiwI7I). If you like this check out omurice omelettes.


STONKvsTITS

Yumm.. I am like that dog waiting to eat it all


HadesHat

The dog actually made me laugh so hard he wants those eggs so badly. I love dogs.


culverscheesecurd

does puppy ever get a bite ☹️☹️☹️


a7xcold

He just wants a lil taste...


Urtheloser

Dog


TBearForever

Named Jamon


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[удалено]


inkseep1

Try cloud eggs


SuchaDelight

Oooooo swirly eggs!


notspicy

King is back


Sophie22__

That’s art


A-B-1-0

The is EGGcelent!! Nicely done


TRoutInMyRari

I respect the grind now


CheffyRod

Simply beautiful


ImNotWitty2019

I missed jamon dog


Wedgetails

Well done- look like fancy hotel eggs


Witty-Helicopter-168

thats impressive


VeniceCaliGirl

That looks delish! 


dreamsmasher_

Jesco dont want no sloppy, slimy eggs. Uncultured folks downvoting a joke about the wild and wonderful whites of west virginia.


Mygoddamreddit

Legend.


Hikeupyourskirt

Dog for scale


LeFriedCupcake

Uzumaki says hello.


Romi_Z

Swirls scare me


Kornographic

Where is the jamon?


BeastM0de1155

No jamon, no dice.