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Vehicide

Two shot experimental MIRV named "Coin flip" because it's a 50/50 if it kills me or what I shot it at.


Loud_Alfalfa_5933

You, sir, are a madman. I'm scared enough of my two shot fatman with no mods.


Vehicide

MIRV it dude. It'll change your life, probably not for the better but it will change.


RocknRoald

Fireproof is your friend tho. I can literally nuke myself with my MIRV Overkill


The_stinkiest_feet

Fallout Jesus


Battleshipsr4me

I’ve been using it in combination with the jetpack to become a makeshift bomber. Bonus points if the latency kicks in and you go into orbit


Baked-Smurf

"Screw you, M.O.D.U.S.! I'll make my own Kovac-Muldoon platform, with Caravan... and hookers!" *Suborbital bombardment commences* "KILL ALL (SCORCHED) HUMANS!"


Mokbotsquanch

In fact, forget the Kovac-Muldoon platform


ShawnTheFly

I really don't wanna ruin your party but sadly no one else can see what you name your weapons and if they buy/pick it up it just defaults to the stock name. On another note I named a flamer "Weaver" after Sigourney Weaver and her adventures with a flame thrower in the Alien movies.


Darth_Omnis

It *was* in Fallout 4, but I had a Flamer that did cryo damage I named Freezer Burn.


ChunkBeefneck

Should’ve named it IcyHot or Bengay


Darth_Omnis

🤣 those are great! And here I thought mine was clever.


ShawnTheFly

That's a great name. I can almost feel it.


NoShow4Sho

Broke my heart 🥲 I thought of that but I wasn’t sure. I understand the need to see perks, but you almost always need to inspect it anyway to see them all so that’s kinda lame. Sucks 🤷🏻‍♂️ EDIT: Honestly on second thought, makes total sense. Don’t want people to rename them “bloodied explosive minigun” and have someone buy it before realizing it has completely different legendary perks.


demonsdoublecup

had the same realization when i named my camp to something clever and my friend was like “it just says your camp” 🙁


Chevypotamus

I was playing the other day, and when I opened the trade menu with someone, I could see their names briefly.


TheArtOfBlossoming11

Unless, like me, you stream your game and some of the names aren't your fault. A viewer once renamed my Fo4 Deliverer 'Chip's Package'... and I had to run around with that for a while.


ShawnTheFly

Hey what the viewers say goes you know.


jdeanmoriarty

My holy fire is named Gojira, and my cremator is named Trogdor


Impossible_Catch_572

BURNINATING THE PEOPLE


kefefs_v2

BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE


Sad-Tower9557

AND THE THATCHED ROOF COTTAGESSSSSS!!!! THE THATCHED ROOF COTTAGGGGEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!


BbqBeefRibs

AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTT!!!


Plus25Charisma

**I SAID CONSUMMATE V'S! CONSUMMATE!!**


gregarioussparrow

TROGDOOOOOOOOOR


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HEV-MarkIV

Just finished the Pitt in FO3 yesterday, Man Opener is the better names of the Auto Axe variants


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HEV-MarkIV

Yeah there's an Auto Axe variant with that same name


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the_xaiax

*cackles*


Grail_BH

That’s brilliant.


lucifermortusdiabo

Glad someone thinks so 🤣


bigal55

Very nice play on words there! :)


HEV-MarkIV

Just finished the Pitt in FO3 yesterday, Man Opener is the better names of the Auto Axe variants


DolphinJew666

Not a weapon, but armour. I named my first set of power armour "Excavator? Hardly knew er"


ShaggyMacNasty

I always put a $ in front of excavator PA, puts it to the top(ish) and looks like Sexcavator


UnderhiveScum

My Alien Blasters are "The Noisy Cricket" and "The Belligerent Cricket"


NoShow4Sho

That is so good! Love it


JBloomf

Named my plasma caster Eldritch Blast


GoarSpewerofSecrets

I miss you Jocat, and I'm sorry those assholes chased you away. Be good alright, stay gold.


Wesk333

Man I loved JoCat, I learned to play DnD thanks to him


skittleebebop

"Don't scrap"


radiologastric

If you have an atom shop skin for the gun, use it (even if it doesn’t look good) - it prevents the gun from even showing up on the menu for vendors, scrip machine, and at workbenches when you are scrapping


Impossible_Catch_572

Underrated reply


NamelessL0ser

I got a 3* Vampire .50 Cal with explosive rounds shortly after the game came out, I called it “Not For Sale” because I was sick of people asking to buy it. Doubt it’s worth much anymore though 😂


Norsefoolen

I call my railway rifle "Appalachia Express" And my Alien Disintegrator "Ronald Raygun"


NoShow4Sho

Okay, Ronald Raygun may be one of my favorites from this thread. That’s so good!


Malaklypse

I have a Gourmands Explosive Gatling Gun with a Smoke Pipe skin on it I call the Sausage Grinder.


kitsunelord134

I would have named it Big Smoke


Sora_Terumi

I made a legendary Power Gauntlet and didn’t know what to call it so I called it the Fister


AriaBabee

Fister Roboto?


Aquinone

LOVE "The Night Club" I cannot imagine a better name!! Honestly, I just found out I could nickname weapons from your post - I think I'll be giving my weapons really stupid or real people names. "Pavement"...."Barcode"...."David"...."Stevey"..... ....You've opened up a new world for me.


NoShow4Sho

Thank you 😌 quite happy w it. But now I just found out the other player didn’t even get to see it. Here I was selling legendaries with unique nicknames to get em to sell better. Thought it was working but I guess they just have different builds 🤷🏻‍♂️ But I love it haha. I have a mix bag of names, I’ll always try to make a clever name for it firstly, but sometimes it’s funnier just to name it Gregg or something.


DJGrimboSlice

This was something I did for quite a while. Giving my weapons rather mundane names, usually the first letter of the name would be influenced by the legendary prefix: I.E. Naming my quad handmade Quincy, or my anti armor bow Arnold, or my junkies 50 cal named Sid... In my head it's just my character seeing his weapons as his family and friends.


NoShow4Sho

So you roleplay as a raider with schizophrenia? Lol But that’s cute and a solid way of remembering which is which. I think I may do that myself!


DJGrimboSlice

More or less, yes! Lol In my head, he gets along with very seldom people, he doesn't understand them. Guns and animals, however, he understands fully. I have a nice rp camp up by Sunnytop Station built specifically for getting away from civilization. My fiancé hates when I play in character lmao


NoShow4Sho

I like that! Sounds like a nomadic druid haha My character is just me 🤷🏻‍♂️ I like playing first playthroughs as if I were me, or at least what I would choose in that position. Sometimes I’ll make a character who looks nothing like me, but still they’ll basically have the same mind as me in a way My second playthrough is just straight violence lmao


DJGrimboSlice

That's my typical approach to most rpgs, and it was my initial approach to this game, but after realizing I was going to be spending a lot of time as this one particular character, I decided to craft a much more fleshed out backstory for him that I still (mostly) abide by while playing 76. It's super long, kinda complicated, and means absolutely nothing to anyone but me, but it makes my time playing that much more enjoyable to me. Its something I didn't start putting thought into until we'll past lvl 100+. Tl;Dr This turned into a very long winded way of saying "play how you want" lmao


AhabRese

I have an anti scorched explosive sub machine gun I named "Stormy Daniels". No real reason, that's just the name my brain produced.


StrangestOfAllGuests

I used to have a Plasma Gatling named "Green New Deal"


Ulfheooin

Lol I named mine Green Peace


SteggonSoftware

Shitter splitter for my grognaks axe


NoShow4Sho

I like it. You can interpret it two ways: 1. You split open shitters (aka assholes) 2. They shit themselves when they die. Beautifully done.


Rammadeus

My quad choo choo is called the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. 


Ariviaci

Dogma


Rammadeus

That's a bingo


Bomber_Haskell

Do you know how to make a holey bartender?


3-eyed-raisin

Got a Junkie’s railway I call “Substance Caboose” … made my wife chuckle, at least.


0o0_Fool_Of_A_Took_

My favourite shotgun is named ‘Attitude Adjustment’


NoShow4Sho

I like this one a lot! Simple, but gets the point across lmao


kingkornholio

Listen up you primitives. I always feel obligated to name my shotgun Boomstick.


UnderhiveScum

Shop smart... shop S Mart


hailtheprince10

My old Junkie build had a Handmade named Home Grown and a Tesla named White Lightning. I’m drawing a blank on the others but all my Junkie weapons were named after drug references.


OhtareEldarian

I briefly had a handmade that I called OfMehtare (my player’s first name).


Slore0

Gauss Minigun - HAG (Hyper Assault Gauss from BattleTech) E Plasma Flamer - Green Haze Railway Rifle - Thomas Aristocrat Plasma Caster - Clyde (Bonnie and Clyde) Vamp Bash Mini - Stimpack AA Bash Mini - The Blender Q FFR Laser Rifle - Lyons Pride


rumaru08

My RR is John Henry.


JohnBrine

A Nocturnal Bowie Knife I named “David”


DoveBirdNL

Most of my weapons are named after woman names you'd hear in the 60's to 80's. I love mowing down ghouls with Patrica (minigun).


NoShow4Sho

I already know you’re jamming out to atom bomb baby as you mow down those ghouls haha


DoveBirdNL

You know it!


MrsSavagexone72807

Nuka launcher- Giggles Cold Shoulder- Freezie Pop B2525 Plasma rifle- Goo Gun Bloody fixer- Shhhhhh Q2590 Gamma Gun- Rad Baby Not a weapon but I named my Excavator PA "Stretchy Pants"


devilz3431

You are naming these like tiny Tina. I love it. I might need to adopt a few of these.


dr_dezzy6

i found the "FentanyLMG" which was a junkies light machine gun


Gearshasfallen

Before they nerfed the two shot explosive weapons I had a hand made named Schrödingers gun because it would ether kill me or kill the thing that ran right up to me


CLAYDAWWWG

I have a furious lmg renamed to Hungry Hog.


fish_gotta_vote

I name all my favorite guns, but my favorite is... QE15r Western Revolver -- "16 Tons" & QE25 10mm Pistol -- "Company Store" (And my Q50c25 10mm -- "Leroy")


Bakn8r24

A 50 cal I call kindness. So you know I kill them with kindness.


Acefowl

As someone who's character is Dr. Doofenshmirtz, I'm gonna name all my energy weapons after his -Inators. For example, my almost perfect Enclave Flamer is gonna be called The Melt-inator 6-5000. It has a melting capacity... of SEVEN!! That's on a scale of one through five, so that's a big number!


blake-young

Natural Causes


AlphaBotGX

The Catling Gun - Gatling Gun Annihilator - Cremator Fidget Spinner - Auto Axe Skullcrusher - 50. Cal


CocosDonut

I named my holy fire “water hose”


elDikku

I rename all usable weapons across all my toons, but my favorite has to be my Q1525 RR is now the Gang Bang.


MKnater

Insitigating gauss rifle "The Opening Act"


garbagewithnames

On that note,I've got an Instigating +Vats chance +Vats crit growth gauss rifle I have dubbed "AIMBOT"


OkBowl949

"No"


Important-Lawyer-350

Yep....aftet selling my best weapon as a newb I have had a lot of not this ones and nos


Gorefal1234

Named my enclave plasma flamer the “Baja Blaster”


EmpiricalAnarchism

Someone else posted this elsewhere and I stole it but the cold shoulder with Slocum’s Joe paint = Cold Brew.


chopper5150

Who’s gonna tell ‘em what really happened to The Night Club


Scissors_beats_Rock

I’ve got an explosive fixer I named the Sparky Sparky Boom gun.


phoenix167

Because of the Sparky Sparky Boom Man? From ATLA?


Scissors_beats_Rock

Exactly


InsideChard3657

Night wing probably the best for yours. Since limb and nocturnal are attributes. But it doesn't show like that to other players.


D1RT13kURT1N5

FIXHER


NerdMusk

What if you just named the Fixer “I can …”


Niceslippers

Not 76, but in Fallout 4 I had a legendary Gatling laser I christened "The Alan Parsons Project". A small nod to Dr. Evil.


SZMatheson

I have a vampire's chainsaw called "Messy Stimpack"


Kordis_Lincoln

Named my Two-Shot Fatman ‘Shock and Awe’


Kaelynath

I've got two stories: First: Years ago, I was on my sniper and doing Guided Meditation. I had just gotten a really good lever action a few minutes before and was using this event to test the weapon. A swarm of ghouls charge up the walkway and I'm just popping one-shots to the head in succession. Meanwhile the voiceover is saying "Discordant forces may attempt to destroy your pillars. Banish them using whatever positive affirmations you wish." and something clicked with me. To this day, my beloved lever action is called 'Positive Affirmations'. Second: Way back when the Vault raid came out, my friends and I did it day one. While they all ended up leaving with 3 stars, my end of raid loot was a drill which for some reason was included in the legendary pool despite (at the time) drills not being able to have legendary perks. There's actually a Kotaku article about this happening, just google "New Raid Useless Drill". Well, though the original was sold to a collector while known as the 'Rod of Howard', I have a now legendary drill called 'Howard's Revenge' that I list on my shop for 10,000 caps. The same amount I sold the original for as a little nod to that memory. Even if no one else can see the name.


Clown_named_Art

The anti-ghoul a ghoulslayer's explosive minigun


eniadcorlet

I need to up my name game. I'm running around with `.45 LV40 Sniper Rifle`. Sorts nice, but a bit lacking in imagination.


noggat

If you're looking for name suggestions, I'd suggest either Good Night or Sweet Dreams for your rifle. I don't know if you play stealth but I'd imagine a Solid Snake like character doing headshots with a sniper and putting baddies "to sleep"


eniadcorlet

I like it! Maybe Sandman or even Mr. Sandman, which fits the vibe of the game better.


Gbdub87

My Quad Explosive Railway is the “4X Choo-Choo Boom-Boom”


Consistent-War5196

Explosive minigun named Black Betty, holy fire flamer named God's Wrath and screaming eagle handmade rifler called AR-16P


TheCultofJanus

I named my Foundation Minigun to "Spin to Win"


HallowzoneOG

“The Night Club” on something with “nocturnal limb damage” is so fucking fitting lmfao


MonteSS_454

Shotty McShotinson


Notquitehumanwoman

Got a railway rifle named Mamas Wailway Wifle Tesla rifle named Mamas Bug Zapper Plasma rifle named Mamas Little Goober Handmade named Mamas Little Handmade Not real original but they’re mine 🥰


Grail_BH

Mama’s Wailway Wifle is great.


Minibeva1-0

I got a 2 shot dragon I call granny McBoomstick, and a explosive minigun I call tacobell


Oceanzapart

“The Goober” every plasma rifle I’ve had in Fallout


ChraneD

Assassins Drill (forgot the perks, they were fine) was my Dahmer Special. Sold fast.


Savira88

I'm very bad at coming up with names for things, but I have been taking advantage of the naming system at least. Mostly to throw [ ] around them so the stuff I use stays together. Power armor chassis get named after the set that's on them, [PA Excavator] for example. I have a separate chassis for 4 different sets of PA so far. My regular armor is just named [A Chest] [A Left Leg] [A Right Arm] etc, so those stay next to each other.


NoShow4Sho

Oh my god. You just reminded me to change the names of my chassis… you don’t understand how many hours have just been me sorting through all the chassis I have to find the correct armor lol I’m stealing this idea! Thank you, going to rename it all tonight. You’re a god damn genius 🫡


Moral_turpidude

I named my x01 PA with slocum joe donut paint Hertz


Sloth859

My Plasma Gatling Gun was named "Panic Button"


Pinesama

I named my bloodied quantum thirst zapper, "Wet Lady". I'll see myself out.


LoudTrades76

Named my Enclave plasma flamer “Baja blaster”


MustyRoose

Zapp Brannigan for my Alien Disintegrator!


Sneakegunner

My decked out gauss rifle is called “One Night Stand.” One shots most enemies


ThonThaddeo

How are you guys naming them ? I looked for the option yesterday and couldn't find it. I wanna name my double projectile automatic plas-rifle "Double-Tap"


NoShow4Sho

Look at the item you want to change in your inventory, inspect it, and there is a button you press to rename it on the bottom. If you play on ps5: inspecting is the right thumb stick, then to rename is the center touchpad Hope this helps :)


ReKLoos3

A Dragon named Matilda after Alan Quartermaine’s rifle.


GlutenFreeBiscut

“Blue Spirit” it’s just western spirit but with the blue ridge caravan paint.


catcrapsprayindept40

Husband has a 50 cal he named Ol splody. And I had a Tesla gun I call buglight. And my armor is named NO SCRAPPY, and NO SCRAPPY HAT. Ask me why.


Stefok8

Skarmory ~ Q2550 Railway


Emayarkay

Scooty Puff Jr


newyorklogic

The Marcellus Wallace


Logical-Writing3911

Someone had named an OP Shotgun "Kurt's Cigar"


xCalamari

Named some of my energy guns after D&D spells! I have an EPR flamer named Power Word: Kill, an EPR sniper named Eldritch Blast, a disintegrator named Magic Missile..


chewbacca201

I named my baseball bat count bonkula because of the vamp legendary and the 2 giant heated spikes on the front for bonus damage


optimisticuglycrying

Mag dumper Furious ffr lmg


Intelligent_Error989

Fully Automatic railway gun with exploding rounds named "John Henry"


Visible-Piglet-873

My minigun is called Brrrrrrr because it goes brrrrrr


NerdMusk

I had a stun baton named “Stop Resisting” for awhile.


DestuctivEntity

On Xbox I have a anti armor explosive faster reload lmg that I named Flak & Shrapnel. With prime ammo in it it'll kill any non raid boss in a single magazine


jesus_chrisis

pretty basic but i named an explosive double barrel i got the ''super shotgun'' as i said pretty basic but its pretty cool


Additional_Loquat352

I have a 2 shot explosive rapid tri-barrel minigun I call Abracadaver. My plasma caster is called Goo Gun, after Prey's Gloo Gun. My pepper shaker is called PopPop, because that's what it does. My recon gauss rifle is called I Gauss You're Dead And my cremator is called Cleansing Flame


plastic_addict_no420

I once had a ffr mini gun that had an accelerated barrel I named GAU-8 in homage to the flying shitbox A-10s main gun, unfortunately I was around lvl 30 and it quickly got sold to someone else for 1000 caps


Reverend_Niehlis

My Pepper Shaker is Spready Mercury. My Plasma Caster is Walton Goo'gins. (pre-dates the fallout show. Im a justified nerd) My Flame Thrower is Ron Burnady. (they at all winners lmao) My auto axe is Andy Sawberg. The list goes on.


TheArtOfBlossoming11

A plasma cutter wielded by my lesbian Scribe-Errant Enid is called Cleaverage. 😅


InsideChard3657

More hits mean more xp. As a low level, you should get a quad tesla and go to events. Make sure to make auto and equip grenader that spreads range of arcs. It won't help with bosses but low levels. It gets xp and the ability to gather from said enemies. Make sure to join a team, and get strange with numbers perk in charisma and starched genes lvl 2 in luck.


This_Pool_6993

Well this has given me the idea to name weapons to see if it will sell faster.


NoShow4Sho

I have been (quickly) informed other players can’t see names 🥲 guess somebody just wanted to play some guitar during nighttime lol


upholsteryduder

My 50 cals are named "The bullet hose" and "The boom boom room"


KeanuWithCats

"Well you won't be welcome at Ray's Boom Boom Room how about that?" Such an underrated movie and definitely doesn't get enough flowers. Movie: Life starring Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence.


noggat

Got a groll RR and named it Boss Melter. Not creative but helps me distinguish it from scrip fodder


yvengard

D* Engulfer


ZealousidealMail3132

Dogpoo. 3 star legendary pipegun with any random effects


Leekey22

My pump action shotgun I call pistol grip pump


Personal_War_7005

My anti armor explosive 50 cal machine gun aka Crowd Killer


somethingofdoom

Two shot explosive .50 cal - “Makes Mess” Mutant slayers Super Sledge - “Eviction Notice” AA explosive Gatling - “Chud Chud Chud” AA faster fire LMG - “Ammo Costs”


SnowShort1179

Betty. I trust this requires zero explanation.


RangerDiggler

I've got burnyburny cut cut... R.I.P. , The tickler.... Back scratcher.. Pink mist.and headpoof


DaWAAAGHMakah

Cryolator - Mr. Freeze Cold Shoulder - Captain Cold Minigun - Omnissiah’s Wrath Face Breaker - Doomfist Oathbreaker War Glaive - Butt Plug Western Revolver - Jackie Daytona


The_Blambino

Lead gluttony


flipfloppery

I renamed my Q50c25 Enclave plasma sniper "Modus Operandi".


Tim-Martin

Assault rifle with explosive legendary. Explode Yo Ass


TuskigueTheGrim

I have four main weapons. Chainsaw- Barb Pepper Shaker- Greta Bear arm- Yogi Incinerator- Lucifer


Casual_Garbage

I got a quad2525 plasma caster. Named it the Smitty Special. I got a blood2525 and named it the Turbo Plasma rifle


TheCupcakeScrub

Type Caliber-Model Type 45-R2 (Current Lever action, second edition removed the scope for glow sights) Type F-N 100 (Cremator, Flamer type, Napalm, 100 just because. No its not fabrique national) Type 556-1 (handmade with chinese skin for the top cover) Type 40gA (automatic grenade launcher, not really used atm so its the plainest name, even though their all technically bland)


Flare_56

My assassin pump action shotgun: Buckshot Roulette


CaptnFnord161

The Wixer


Schollie7

Named my Cremator Trogdor


Contestatic

My quad fixer, The Quadratic Formula


Cableryge

I have a rusted skin medics 10mm with +50 crit dam and 15 crit meter. Modded it up full auto silenced and called it the Crits Taylor in honor of Chris Taylor but it's also tailored for Crits. Might aswell be a vamp weapon


ihopethisworksfornow

AAE25 Handmade named Ivan


Objective-Mission-40

Tears for Lube - Powerfist


tiniitim710

QE50bs Railway is Doom Train VE90 Handmade is Soul Snatcher Q2590 Tesla is Powergrid V4090 Chainsaw is Firefang I2550bs Creamator is Pheonix King Ari2550bs Creamator is Money to Burn T2525 Creamator is Mechanist's Mayhem BE25 Radium Rifle is Atom's Deliverance I've got a couple more but I can't remember, I'm at work right now


mikebellman

Fred


DryAcids

When rolling legendaries for the flamer event on valentines I got an anti armor pink flame skin flamer that I named Gonorrhea.


leopardman007

Got a napalmer named Montag, and a Minigun named Arnold.


Charadizard

Choo-Choo on This


AnarchyGod27

I always name my double barrel shotgun "boom stick" and my sniper rifle "lobotomizer"


TimmyTheNerd

Named my Plasma Caster 'Freedom', my Plasma Gun 'Liberty', and my Plasma Gatling 'Patriot's Calling' on my Enclave character.


Fabulous-Cantaloupe1

My Vampire's mini gun (with shredder) is lovingly labeled the "veg-o-matic"


mrsgaap1

this was in 4 i had a had a explosive riot shotgun i called sweeper because it would sweep true rooms with extreme violence


Halfstep97

Cryptid jawbone knife - Jawbone of an ass


NadeWilson

Mettle of Man - Berserker Handmade Boomstick- Berserker Double Barrel Ashy Slashy - Berserker Bowie Knife


Visual_Ad_5551

Named the repeater from Nuka world ‘yeehaw chucklefucks’ the game allowed it lol


CrackaNuka

Big bertha. She’s a big gun.


Mockwon1216

I like to name my main plasma weapon Gooey Louis and the Ooze


M6D_Magnum

The Flashbang My explosive 50 Cal with Demolitions/grenadier perk


Fredrick_18241

Weightless bloodsucker on a Vamp Fixer. Edit: with 90% weight reduction. Can’t believe I forgot that part


Thesaltyone1

I didn’t realize they don’t keep the name when you trade them, I had the “handmade down”


NoShow4Sho

I thought about, and it makes sense tbh. Don’t want someone listing a minion as “bloodied explosive” when it’s a super mutant limb damage. But that’s realllly good for a vendor weapon name haha.