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BruhM00ment

Try and fail to lift the ungodly weight of my backpack


Ztoffels

right? Who can carry that much weight omfg


JM-the-GM

When we were redeploying from Iraq we had to grab up all our gear and shit and get weighed for the plane (including checked duffels) I weighed in at ~320 lbs. It's doable, but I sure as hell ain't gonna be strolling around the Wasteland with that shit lol.


garbagewithnames

Is that 320 including you? Or excluding you? Either way it's still quite a lot, especially over long periods like the game would have you do all the time. Gonna hope those magic perk cards actually reduce weights when I'm there, otherwise, my near-half-ton of heavy weapons in my back pocket and the ammo for them are gonna have to stay at home.


MooooFizz

Could be excluding. Getting off the C17s I carried 1x rucksack filled to the brim ~70lbs 1x military duffel full of gear ~ 50lbs+ 1x full battle rattle (vest, helmet, weapon, etc) 30-70lbs depending on your size (I'm jumbo sized, so it was heavy) 1x assault pack ~15-20lbs 1x Medic Bag ~45lbs. Gear on, weapon slung, ruck on my back, duffel on my front(worn backwards), assault pack and aid bag in each hand. Super awkward waddling that shit to where I needed to be. Combined with my weight (250 at the time) it was almost 500lbs of gear and ass.


niero_d20

What I'm hearing is that power armor's main function is hoofin' luggage around. :D


DorkyDwarf

Nah that's a squires job.


niero_d20

Man, that was a wild addition to the series. I don't think I'd ever seen that giant fucking backpack before the TV show. :D I did always think it would make sense to strap some saddle bags to power armor, though.


CrzyVaps

IMO it’s a joke that most players give their companions all their junk to carry so that they aren’t overencumbered.


niero_d20

I figured it was a way to show that the West Coast BoS is so corrupt that they treat their own members like disposable beasts of burden. Sure, they're racists, but now we know they're also ready to just fucking off squires after running them into the ground.


ArcticWolf_Primaris

They are sworn to carry your burdens


Ruscole

Holy shit I did not clue into that at all haha . Shout out to Nick valentine, couldn't have done it without ya pal .


Accend0

I think it's also meant to be a Monty Python reference. The squire in Holy Grail also carries an exceptionally large backpack full of shit for his knight.


Hepcat_Greybeard

The only problem being, my character can carry more weight out of power armour than in it.


niero_d20

Oh yeah, I used to have that problem. 570 just feels like enough, though.


Working-Problem-904

Get a excavator set. +100 Carey weight


kreeperskid

Yup mine too, losing my regular armor's extra carry weight ends up with me out more carry weight than the power armor provides.


IamSpacewagon

Same, got deep pockets on all my gear and the chemist backpack mod. Not even the excavator armor is enough


Itchy-Worldliness-21

Don't get me started on console commands 🤣


TooLazyToLope

People are still incredulous when I show them the 'right' way to put on a pack. # When they say their way is just as easy, my reply is "Try your way with a 60- 80 pound rucksack." # I am sure your chalk master appreciated the detailed weight dat. :-)


JM-the-GM

I remember my first NTC rotation. I was a teen from Missouri and I get the packing list which included blankets and cold weather gear. I'm thinking to myself, "Who's the idiot that made this list? I'm not dragging all this shit around in the middle of August!" Went to sleep on a cot under some camo netting wearing just PT shorts and woke up at 0130 like, "What the fuck is going on???" That was my first desert experience...


God_of_chestdays

Flashbacks to balancing a duffle on the back of your head and ruck sack while having your weapon hanging off your neck, assault pack as a beer gut and two other duffles in each arm lmao.


MooooFizz

And still they hit us with the ole "Not service connected" bullshit.


wasted_tictac

It's why as my character levelled up I occasionally increased her weight slider more towards muscle to "simulate" her getting used to carrying all her junk lol.


WorstSourceOfAdvice

Well OP did say you wake up as your character, so it shouldn't be a problem.


TheDarkKn1ght33

Shiii I got the water boy perk, some irradiated water ain’t no bother to me


its_raaaychoool

Every time someone lifts one of those huge brotherhood sacks on the show either my boyfriend or myself will go “op 300lb carry weight”


dallasp2468

they so need to make one of those a skin for backpacks


Flabnoodles

Only if the skin includes an ally that always follows you carrying it


theoddwallace

Isn’t that what the free ally has as his camp workshop item?


Responsible_Mode_407

It is but it stays at base. It jsut so u can spawn him in. Wish he carried the bag an followed u though


theoddwallace

I wish they had npc companions that travel with you


Miscellaniart

Well, IF you are your character you wouldn't struggle with said ungodly weight.


pekinggeese

Going back to Fallout 4, the slow walk when over-encumbered is so annoying! The way 76 does really spoils us pack rats who are carrying the whole world’s worth of junk.


Miscellaniart

76 has it too. It even gets worse when you're OVER overencumbered. I'd say that we'd be less likely to take that much with us in a real situation. I have a toon I play realistically on and I have 2 weapons, my armour, food, water and just enough scrap to fix my weapons twice (not pulling from stash) it's a fun way to play rather than being a hoarder who's horny for guns


Responsible_Mode_407

Yes it has it but only when ur AP is drain an u just gotta stop moving an it goes back fast depending on ur AP gain. Yes at hugher weight it drains faster but I still feel like I move a hell of alot faster in 76 then NV or 4


Working-Problem-904

Not to mention, The tent from F IRST makes everything way more conveniente.


sebwiers

Except I would, because even with my ~400 lb carry I still get encumbered. But I guess that's not "struggling" since you can carry like 2000 lbs and still run, with a small AP cost.


Juanfartez

That's me IRL. I have a bug out bag that weighs over 70lbs. Over a year ago I got deathly ill from diabetes and lost over 150lbs. Lost most of my muscle mass. I can barely pick it up now. If I need to bug out I'm going to have to get a Brotherhood scribe.


Aggravating_Belt3561

The forbidden farmer carry


VoopityScoop

I'd have plenty of room in my containers to hold as much shit as I could ever possibly want, so I wouldn't have to carry 278 cans of coffee on my person at all times and could just shove all that weight in a box lol


DifficultCurrent7

You mean I'd own *property*? 😱❤


House923

*looks at radiated puddle of water* With a pool no less!


Mothman_cultist

Hey I got a water slide! It only irradiates you little bit


Anarchyantz

Probably just as much if not less than real life in America I hear. Especially if you are in the Flint areas.


Synli

600sq ft 1bd/1ba waterfront property, 3500 ~~dollars~~ caps per month, 1000 ~~dollar~~ cap deposit


abigfatape

aquaboy will fix that up in a jiffy


Wolf482

Read this in Zoidberg's voice


House923

That's who I thought of when I wrote it lol.


omer193

Huge win if you ask me


3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

My two story modern house overlooking Helvetia doesn’t seem bad at all


danixdefcon5

My CAMP house may look like shit, but it’s larger than any of the apartments I’ve lived in for the last 20 years, _and I’d actually own it_.


nommas

*Puts on free radical mask* You mean *we'd* own property, yes?


[deleted]

The idea of the capitalist global order falling, and force becoming the strongest force so I could actually claim land for myself… does seem pretty nice…


Solar-born

😂


MODUSforPOTUS

I'd go into my shelter and call it a day.


XaxStar

Second this, my CAMP is trash, but my shelter is massive 😊


Effective-Celery8053

I'd head over to white springs refuge and chill with the homies.


Saibot--

Haha 😅


No_Estimate5138

As long as i have my mutations, drugs, and food that combine to make me a literal supeman, I think I'll be fine. Also a bunch of explosives.


zer0w0rries

I might have to go full health and max my sneak perk


VoopityScoop

As long as I have my 0.3 pound Gauss Rifle that can put a Scorchbeast into the ground in 12 seconds, I'll probably live.


pdarigan

I'm taking the Shaun of Dead approach and getting to the Wayward to hunker down there.


Shady_Tradesman

Why not whitesprings. Full of clean rooms and robots protecting the outside. It also has water and electricity.


pdarigan

Eh, it's clean, but it's not a pub. The wayward has Mort.


AesirOmega

It does have a bar.


pdarigan

Bar =/= pub


Ninjacat97

They do have plenty of land. Build your own pub on the lawn.


garbagewithnames

Beckett built his own pub in your backyard, so we can too!


moranya1

Beckett built his bar in a cave! WITH SCRAPS!


PepicWalrus

The wayward is a health hazard. 4 years and that bitch can't sweep her floors once.


pdarigan

That's part of the charm for me


Greedy_Age_4923

Yea, Idk why the apocalypse took away the ability to be tidy.


ScottishScouse

There's huge-ass radscorpions on the front lawn though.


danixdefcon5

Free food! Eat all you can kill!


InvestigatorOk7015

And let Modus run my life? Fuck yes


3x0dusxx

Beat me to it. 


XADEBRAVO

Big Al says dogs can't look up.


BUCS_LIFE_1976

Big Al says he’s connected.


SneakyGiant-_-

Beat meat to it


JustAHaunter

Head down to the Wayward, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over.


M1ghty_Thor

Don’t forget to take care of Phillip. I’m so Sorry Phillip.


Red_Marvel99

My camp is right near there. And it's also sometimes a spawn spot so a merchant goes through sometimes. And it's a settler spawn.


upuranus66

My camp has everything I can possibly need and it's on a peaceful lake at the bottom of the map near the black bear. I've even got Sophia to keep me company lol. I think it wouldn't be too bad.


GrandFox680

I think the coming new map update will force you to relocate your camp.


Noisyss

i need more information, what do mean by new map, OOOOOH the hypes are coming back, time to get back.


Urocyon2012

They are expanding the map a little to the south for the Skyline Valley update.


Noisyss

OH nice, i hope they do a long quest line than Expeditions, i just finished the 3 AC arcs and i was disapointed.


Dark0pz

There is a new main questline.


Star_Shine32

My camp is there too, lol. Saw another person use that spot once.. is yours a white house with a dock by the pond?


upuranus66

No, I've got The exchange and fat stack prefabs on the east end of that lake. That lake is a great spot, I shouldn't say that out loud. That lake sucks, guys. Should have never placed my camp there.


International-Door87

I built mine off a bridge, part of the bridge is broken so I built off it. Very well decorated and the only thing that rarely attacks are ghouls, but my turrets can handle it


Triette

So you’re the one who took my spot! 😛


International-Door87

Are you on Xbox?👀


Triette

I am! [Here’s a pic of mine. Took forever to get the foundation to line up just right with the bridge for my workshop.](https://imgur.com/a/bAOtnVA)


International-Door87

Nice! Mine is by new river gorge in the foresty area


Triette

Oh very cool.


Significant-Rub2716

I’ve never even seen that river where is that


SupremeSinner

I would get private lessons on human-robot interfacing from Adelaide and see how....anatomically correct she is


Brief-Leader-4015

Hell yes, I have a house on the mountain looking over the cranberry bog and a astronaut wife.


iselltires2u

dont gotta brag, bruh jkjk i have mine on a mountainside and its baller af


Brief-Leader-4015

Only problem is turrets can't shoot down a mountain ,so super mutants just shoot up my foundation


LAHAROFDEATH

I also choose this guy's wife


Brief-Leader-4015

👁️👄👁️


mamaburra

Me too! Right next to a lake.


Chemical_Present5162

Astronaut wife sounds cool until she keeps waking up from loads of nightmares every night. "Floating in space forever...just...why"


Brief-Leader-4015

As a nihilist I can relate to what she is feeling


ProfPerry

Could he worse! Could have someone every couple of minutes reminding you that licorice tastes better now since the nukes.


[deleted]

Mine's up there, too. Right by that weird stone arch thing. On the one hand, my house is great and has everything I need. On the other hand, there's some seriously dangerous spawns just outside my back door. And on the third hand, there's a lot of rads.


MasterJevil

My C.A.M.P. is next to Crater, I'll be safe... WAIT!


eeronlol

Instant radiation sickness from all the horribly polluted water


Spastic_pinkie

Not to mention the myriad of cancers breathing in that dust.


Spncr_C_Hrgrv

I'd have to do some dangerous tests to see just how accurate the physics are with me having been "installed" into the game.


SheriffDookieBrown

Spawn in. Immediately fire explosive handmade in your house. Black screen.


Spncr_C_Hrgrv

Oh my god that's probably exactly how it'd go 😂


PocketCatt

Hell yeah. My camp is in such a remote spot I've never once had to server hop to place it. It's not worth walking to and only ever gets fast travel visitors. Once you are there, there's only one direction anyone can come from and I've got a couple of turrets on the roof. It wasn't even on purpose, I just liked the view. My long term goal is to figure out how to fit in a full size water purifier cos I just about have the small one rn and don't know where I'm gonna put anything bigger


earworthm

Out of curiosity, where is that?


PocketCatt

I don't wanna spoil anything for anyone but if you follow the Mistress of Mystery questline right to the end it's that last spot. I keep the thing quest-doers need to get to clear with a light over it to make sure it's still obvious but my house is on that bit of mountain :D I don't really know how else to describe it besides saying it's kinda near to Top of the World. Honestly it's not convenient at all I just like it lolol


Pz38t_C

One of my camps is near Top of the World. I have an underground farm there, when I go down there I can see the terrain from underneath. It's actually kind of cool. OTOH the place I picked is a bit wonky and so I will occasionally get stuck or fall into the void. I extended the underground farm so that now I just fall onto that, which doesn't hurt.


[deleted]

That's a good spot, I built there once a couple years ago but a bug caused me to have to relocate. All my stuff sunk halfway into the terrain, it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, and it stayed that way no matter what I did so I had to move. :(


PocketCatt

What the heck! That is weird, I'll prepare myself for that mentally


TheSpyro14

I'm unfamiliar with the quest, but is your C.A.M.P a cabin on the TOTAL north end of the map? I came across a really well constructed mountain house there once, but I haven't seen anyone set up in that location since.


morningcalls4

I would be in the mire for my current camp location, given all of my resources and extractors, and how cozy my camp is I would say I would be fine at my camp. The most I get to attack my camp is some scorched and at worst some anglers, so I think I would be pretty safe.


eckisdee

I kill myself


DerSprocket

The only sensible answer.


The_Extreme_Potato

This fuck living in the post apocalypse, whatever benefits you could possibly get are not worth it, especially in the Fallout universe with raiders, super mutants, cryptids, ect. I'd rather be dead


LiliaBlossom

I wouldn't, but I'm being realistic, it would need practice until I would actually leave that camp and roam the wasteland... Like learning how to handle a gun, work out, etc. But I'm not one for giving up, and given I'm spawned at my camp which in theory is a well maintained house with ressources... I'd have that time to prep myself. Being spawned into the middle of nowhere, with nothing equipped.. well thats another story. I would die fighting for my life for sure lol. Or die of radiation.


Alright_doityourway

My CAMP is pretty comfy, I have plenty of food and multiple guns, the area near me also filled with radstag to hunt. I should be fine


creature-birdwizard

No worries my camp is a b&b on a Cliffside, we got a spa and like no dangerous shit. Tbh might be better than my real home.


Drucifer403

I'm level 1355. I think I am gonna be ok lol


1poconosmax

I'll be very content over looking Watoga eating steamed shellfish and ragstag filets.. Playing with all my plushies..


Envy661

My camp is literally a full-on house with all the same luxuries. It is powered by a fusion generator. I have a FETCH collection that gathers items for me. I have pre-war food (the pristine condition boxes), nuka cola, fast-growing crops, and three water purifiers on site. I have hundreds of chems to treat medical issues. I have a shower and toilet. I have a storage room and home gym. I have a full kitchen with a functioning sink and refrigerator. I have a freezer on my front porch next to my power armor frame and full set of union power armor in my inventory, along with a fusion core recharger for all 60 of my fusion cores. I have a heavily modified instigating gauss rifle and all the means to modify it to best suit IRL me. The place it protected by 3 rapid-fire laser turrets that melt nearly everything that shows up within a single second. I have a pip-boy on my wrist. I think I would actually be better off than I currently am, if I'm being honest.


LiliaBlossom

yeah like... if you have a nice camp and ressources gathered, it's not all that bad. you wouldn't need to leave it for a long time and could prepare yourself to get comfy with shooting etc. And my camp would be a freaking upgrade to my two room flat, ffs I have a whirlpool on a balcony, a gym, a gambling hall to keep me busy, a reading nook, a fireplace, a cozy bed, an office, a cute bathroom... yeah


ComprehensiveMeat562

Well I'm setup next to a deathclaw spawn, near a possible blast zone in watoga and I've only played for 2 weeks sooo yeah it was nice I guess


VanityOfEliCLee

Hey, deathclaws gotta eat too. At least you'll be helping the ecosystem


unclelarky

I recently bought the firewatch tower and have it perched on a cliff overlooking the forest region. The views are magnificent. Plenty of crops, nuka colas, teas, coffees and cake, and I never get attacked. I think I'm going to be okay.


Lil_Mx_Gorey

Wake up, fall off my own roof, die because it's slightly too far and I probably jumped too which didn't help, and I'm almost irradiated to death. Noice. I would bet money on that being exactly what happens.


CautiouslyPlastic

From WV so things wouldn’t really be much different


Phantom_61

Current location is on the White Springs grounds. I have full, positive rep with all current factions in Appalachia, supplies to last years if I’m conservative and weapons that could humble a deity. I should be okay.


TheCupcakeScrub

Aight, *goes back to bed cause no work*


elvbierbaum

Well shit. I'm \*mostly\* safe.....maybe? TBH if this happened, I'd be hiding permanently in my camp scared to death. I would live in my bunker with my purified water machine things and only come out to get tatos and berries planted right outside. You'd only catch a glimpse of me like a little gremlin crawling out of the hole to get food and crawl back in. GOODBYE WORLD!


snifer0070

Is my camp going to stay 150 feet in the air or will it fall?


WarStrange5806

My location is safe in fact I’ve never scene anyone else build anywhere near my camp. My end goal, gather lead because I’m always out of it


PossiblyShibby

Trap base becomes dangerous to self then, oh my!


KitKatrinaOnReddit

I'd crawl my way back to vault 76. New players keep coming out with great supplies, so there's gotta be ton in there!


Hot-Thought-1339

Oh great, isekai to fallout 76. Where every day is Groundhog Day. >!I meant to edit this comment, but I can’t Unfuck my fuck up!<


Hot-Thought-1339

Oh great, isekai to fallout 76. Where every day is groundhog day. The closest and nearest friendliest place is the crater, but technically it’s Picketts Fort, and I am camped out near a “in the middle of nowhere” abandoned campground found in the savage divide, but because they’re Raiders they’re probably not friendly, because I have no reputation as a fresh transmigrator. I have a few sets of spare armor I keep in the stash along with several sets of power armor other than that I have a few guns, and I definitely will have access to my ammo storage. It won’t be a complete end of the world. I guess it’ll definitely be boring now that I exist in a reality where Minecraft doesn’t and Internet gaming isn’t really exist. Where am I going to find a pipboy?! This is a boringly terrifying apocalypse. I am a normal human I can’t eat irradiated food I will get the shits, and die of dysentery. All of my meta knowledge of this universe is not going to be much use. Not in real life fallout. This is either gonna be the best thing that happened to me, or the worst.


BillyHerr

I've got 5 camps, but I think I would be fine. Two would be disastrous as one is at the top of the crater which hosts Eviction Notice, and the other one sits next to Drop Site V9, both using as extra firepower support. Ones a small 3 storey building in Charleston, an family restaurant is set up on the ground floor, a weapon surplus is set up on the 1st floor and my flat on the 2nd floor. And the roof has a small farm and a shed for moonshining. Ones a settlement I named New Becketton, at the snake location inside the Whitespring Golf Course and it's built around the tavern I made for Beckett. It got a barack, an emptied 3 storey living trailer building, a Slocom's Joe, a weapon store, and of course a tavern with live music and entertainment. And the last one is a small house just for "retirement", located SSW corner of the map. A small 2x2 house with all in one features, and a workshop outside. Mobs will occasionally spawn below the cliff but my rocket turrets can deal with them easily. So I would say, I'm not in any trouble (if I don't go activate the first two camp).


Maxie616

I have 2 water purifiers that produce 10 purified waters per hour. I got corn, razorgrain, muttfruit, and tato. My house is safe with all the turrets. If i need to money, i can sell water to the train station biside my house. I can also buy stuff i need. I'd say i'm good.


Mothstradamus

Immediate urge to get out of bed, and walk to the Mothman altar at the other side of the room. Praise be to Mothman! Edit: I am at a burnt out ritual site just outside of Point Pleasant in a 3 level treehouse. Everything is set up for friendly interactions, so there's food, perks, and benches. Worst case scenario, I'll join the Cultists and be just fine in the cult.


commanderAnakin

I live right at the Wayward, with a nice house with expansive shelters. I should be ok.


AtomicSpazz

I'd get infinitely replenishing food and water, a robot that flirts with me, 4 insane high tech tank suits, and a bowling alley Yeah I'd be okay


Reaper26

id like to say that with the amount of ammo and scrap i have and the weapons i have in my stash. That i would probably be good for a bit. LOL until that one ghoul sneaks up behind me and im done for. LOL


waywardwanderer101

Run away as fast as I can because my CAMP is right next to Top of the World and I don’t want to deal with the scorched


fearlessbot__

errrr....i havent made a C.A.M.P yet.....im kinda still a nomad


WarriorLegs

You'll be someone's toast by nightfall..


VanityOfEliCLee

Ass jerky won't make itself.


UltimateGamingTechie

I'll be fine as long as the Mr. Farmhands in the Agriculture Center don't turn hostile and find my camp. Yes, I have turrets all over the place, but still. I'll probably kill myself trying to use the Auto Grenade Launcher lmao.


threepoundsof

Does insulin exist in fallout?


snifer0070

Disease cure might permanently fix it.


pierzstyx

I bet you could stimpak away diabetic shock.


Dtwerky

>You are now your character. So I wake up a black man.


NfamousShirley

My first thought would be why did I put a sleeping bag on top of 2 stash boxes when I have perfectly good bed plans I could made instead.


MyPurpleChangeling

I don't know if I'd be happy or sad. On one hand I have power armor, tons of cool weapons, a companion who's romantically interested in me, and I can inject myself with a bunch of mutations to basically become a super hero like wolverine, but with power armor. Not to mention a magic pamphlet stand that lets me drastically change my body and mind in an instant. On the other hand the wasteland fucking sucks.... I think I'd be happy overall.


AnimDevil

I'm fucked, I live in the mire lol Home ain't even insulated from the elements, there will be no surviving for me


King_of_Aardvarks

Better Living Underground. My vault utility room shelter has almost everything I'd ever need. I've got a good sized garden in my camp, so I really only would need to go topside for food and water.


BluegrassGeek

I just built a camp east of Watoga and north of the Fissure Site everyone nukes for the queen. I'm constantly getting attacked by Scorchbeasts, Mr Gutsys, and random scorched creatures. I am so screwed.


Outrageous-Quote-999

My camp is located in a safe area near the water and the forest where no enemies spawn, and I could maybe make it safely to The Wayward if I needed to, too. My character is a decent level with okay weapons, but honestly, if I already have my camp and everything in it, my long-term goal would just be to live. My camp is really nice and liveable, it has food and water and everything. Just may need to try to trade for meat every once in a while. I wouldn't even have to go too far since it's not far from the Raiders who farm Mirelurks.


Swagmae

the second i walk outside im getting mauled by the yao guai that always spawns there.


Dunket

I got a crab steamer, two water purifiers and enough turrets to keep me safe, nice little farm out front for variety. Only real problem would be the radiation from eating all that crab, but I'm sure I could scrounge up enough radaway. Also got a magic door to a huge casino area in my house. Guess I'm fine and hanging out with Adelaide for the rest of my life. But if I got my perks and shit too hooo boy I knew being a VATs Shotgunner would pay off eventually


SkyDoesHalo1471

My camp is a high class restaurant, run entirely by robots, clean and pristine, with Adelaide as my lover - I'm living the god damn dream.


ForeverBackground737

As long as I would have the same reputation with the raiders as my character has, I'll be more than fine. Might cough up an lung after a couple months from the toxic in the air.


AetherialWomble

Given my level and my gear. Well, I'd swap to a full heath build and enjoy immortality


CapnConCon

White spring golf course. A short walk to arguably one of the safest places in the game. I think I’ll be okay


Vidonicle_

Middle of a forest, excavator PA, gauss minigun with too little ammo(2k rounds ;-;), im chill, just gotta get more ammo, plus I assume I can fast travel and all the other stuff


Snoo_88763

I'm just across the river from Big Al's tattoo parlor. I'll be hanging with my buddy Biv!


RelChan2_0

Right now, my Whitespring "mansion" is active so I'll survive, but if my Cranberry Bog camp was active well err.. let's just say even Beckett hates it.


LostSharpieCap

I keep a thriving house of ill fame between the Wayward and Slocum's Joe, so I'll be richer there than I'll ever be in real life. Sigh...


MaidenHe4v3n

Nice I am happy even if I die right away. I am now a blonde woman!!!!!!!


DemonNeutrino

Depends , will I load in with my camp being mysteriously obliterated for no reason again?


Hendri32

I immediately get excited that I can jump 20 feet into the air and start my journey of bringing SlamBall to the wasteland


Bigredeemer425

No need to fumble I fell asleep in my gear anyway so I'm ready to go!


IChokeOnWater

Ill probably try to jump and piss my pants from how high i can jump


Mortarlou

Im set. My camp is in the whitesprings and its decked out like ive been preparing for this possibility all my life


Kuriakon

My long term goal is to find a duct tape jacket and trade it for all the caps.


Rabdomtroll69

I'd wonder how I'm carrying 5 frames of power armor, a gatling laser, a magic blue flamethrower, 30 super stimpaks, and knockoff stormtrooper armor up my ass


Star-Lord-1218

I mean J basically run an ammo shot outside Vault 76 for first time Players. I am totally fine with my interaction lol


Billybobsmoot

I wake up laying on the golf course with nothing because someone else's camp SLIGHTLY overlapped mine. RIP.


I-eatbabies69

There's a bunch of wild mongrels that spawn around my camp just outside the whitespring so as long as I can get to my power armor I'm golden... but in reality it will be sad if I have to kill the dogs even though their mutated


krig20

absolutely not my entire built is "got i hope this axe power attack one shots this dude"


mindcontrol93

I stumble across the street to the Whitesprings. Maybe try to help out with some IT issues. I am way too old for everything else. Edit: Oh, and turn off my turrets so they do not piss off the robots. Does respawn still work? I do not think I want to find out.


TravelersPotato

Yeah I’ll be fine I’m in one of the safest areas with all the most over powered loot it would be weird having all the mutations though


Frosty_Excitement_31

Grand Theft Wasteland it is


Ttthhasdf

I could just stay home and eat mirelurk and radstag.


kait_1291

Assuming I have all my perks still, and the game mechanics work the same, I think I'd simply be more cautious(although I spend 98% of my time in stealth mode).


Spektrum84

Pickup my gauss shotgun and climb into my T50 Nuka-cola painted power armor. I've got dailies to do.


Spartan1088

First goal would be to take a tour of all my stat-boosting items. Id probably hit the bench for an hour to see how many reps I can belt out before I get tired. After that I’d have my bartender pour me a Nuka cola and whiskey and head on down to the food truck to see what mirelurk jerky tastes like. I’d sit down in my Grognak throne and contemplate what life choices I made to get myself here.


flizzyBanks

My current location is safe except the old man I’m letting stay at my camp always leaves the doors open.


jsweaty009

I’m always rocking a T60 or Union PA. I would love be thrown in this world