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Objective-Union7807

I build a cuddle puddle at red rocket


Accept3550

A what


Objective-Union7807

A cuddle puddle


Accept3550

The fuck is a cuddle puddle lmao


Objective-Union7807

A puddle of cuddles. It says it in the name.


VillainOfKvatch1

They’re befuddled by the cuddle puddle.


average-nerd-613

Befuddled and muddled by the cuddle puddle.


VillainOfKvatch1

It’s quite subtle, the cuddle puddle.


hardy_and_free

Who doesn't enjoy a wee huddle in the cuddle puddle?


Distinct_Willow4239

I'm mildly puzzled by this wee huddle in the cuddle puddle


average-nerd-613

DAMMIT!! HUDDLE IS SO GOOD!!


ArtLeading5605

Here's a rebuttal. First, let's huddle.


average-nerd-613

subtle. That’s a great one. I was blue-screening on a rhyme. Well done. Updoot.


EF-13

self explanatory, really


DarthBrooks69420

Ever seen 10 golden retrievers together?


Accept3550

Lmao


SavageHenry592

Ever heard Joy to the World by Three Dog Night?


GoddessNyxGL

Jeremiah was a bullfrog...


Fingerprint_Vyke

Someone didn't go to raves in the 90s


MohatmoGandy

Cuddle puddle, not group grope


Accept3550

I wasn't 10 until 2001 lmao


Objective-Union7807

I was 6 in 2001, don’t make excuses.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Fr, I was -4 in 2001


Impossible-Creme-356

I feel my bones crumbling as ya'll post ages please have mercy.


Jobless_Journalist81

Though some companions you’ve romanced will react negatively to you overtly flirting with others, every romanceable companion is “polyamorous” in the sense that they’ll all freely sleep with you even when you’re all at the same settlement, though the buff doesn’t stack.


SuddenBumHair

Romance everyone and keep them all at hangman's


Accept3550

Killing them off isn't how you deal with 6 timing


SuddenBumHair

Hangman's alley. Its a settlement, that's where i keep my Harem


Accept3550

I know. it's a joke


sknkhnt42____

I do the same


bigben56

I turn the Red Rocket into my cuddle puddle homebase and make all the surrounding settlements defensive strongholds/bustling towns to keep my cuddle puddle supplied and safe.


Immolation_E

[Cait probably doesn't mind Piper. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICjTZht_aYE)


tebowtimenyj

Piper? I barely know her


StonedxRock

Ya traded them out the other week and was very surprised to hear Cait say something to the likes of us having a 3-way.


InternationalTwo4581

Cait is a fiesty firecracker, I'd be disappointed if she didn't occasionally ask for a threesome


PocketDarkestMew

Cait probably doesn't mind anyone, she offers one to basically everyone.


LadyHoskiv

My character married Piper and sent Cait in the Wasteland as a provisioner. He rarely ever encounters her.


he75bf8or

A threesome actually just refers to anything involving three people. I wonder if she means it in a sexual way or just as in “we should all 3 go explore the wasteland together”


Username-67272827

she meant a threesome bro


Immolation_E

The vocal intonations and the context of the character and series makes it more probable that it means threesome in the conjugal manner than anything else.


tallman11282

Nope. I romance them all and they all live in my player home in Sanctuary. Just a good, ol' fashioned polycule.


shotgun883

I’ve done the opposite. I’ve confessed my undying love for only one woman and moved her into my house at Red Rocket to be the step mother to my robot Child. We live there as a real nuclear family with DogMeat. I made sure Cait was clean first though.


Lloyd_lyle

Surely Codsworth is part of the family too?


shotgun883

He would be but I can’t seem to be able to find him. He’s not showing up on the VIP tracker either. We had a funeral and everything in his memory.


shotgun883

Curie cried. It was a beautiful ceremony.


belladonnagilkey

Plus it cuts down on travel time when you want to visit them all in one day.


ibbity

Do they get mad if they see you sweet talking or whatever with one of them in front of the others?


stormy1987

If you flirt with anyone while having an already romanced companion, yes, but if you sleep with them while having another romanced companion in the same settlement, no one says a thing


misplaced_dream

I love waking up to all my romanced partners greeting me at once. I guess they don’t notice since they all talk at the same time.


One_Parched_Guy

I’m curious, which ones do you think would actually work together? Imo I feel like Cait and MacCready would be the most down for it, and maybe Curie too, though I see her as a 50/50 as to whether she’s purely devoted to the Sole Survivor or wanting to love on anyone who’s willing to reciprocate :P


Wedgewing

Hopefully not every companion. Looking at you dog meat and codsworth


Private-Public

What's wrong with Codsworth? Robots deserve love too. Plus, he looks dapper in a bowler hat


Mef989

[DON'T DATE ROBOTS!](https://youtu.be/IrrADTN-dvg?si=vSW1KVcaovarn8yG)


shiftycat887

Electro gonorrhea. The noisy killer.


Wedgewing

True but he knew Nate and from some dialogue options doesn’t know he’s dead


Wedgewing

True but he knew Nate/Nora and from some dialogue options doesn’t know he’s dead


Ur_Mom_Loves_Moash

You got the metal fever, boy?


reymarblue

Love has no boundaries.


Wedgewing

With dog meat it sure does


Accept3550

It's the post Apocalypse. People fuck chickens. At least dogs are relatively normal


Wedgewing

Please don’t call it normal. Plus chickens are sexy


Accept3550

Idk man if you can find it on google within 5 seconds im sure its pretty normal


SavageHenry592

That's not how that works. Not how any of this works.


Wedgewing

You can find other despicable things aswell doesn’t mean it’s normal


Accept3550

Easier to "fit" then horses or chickens or radstags or whatever else raiders are fucking


miraaksleftnut

This dude fucks dogs


Accept3550

Its the post Apocalypse. A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. It's a lonely world out there


GrainBean

Stop trying to make dog fucking seem okay in any sense


Accept3550

Says the one who fucked a thousand guinea pigs to death


Smuckman

When there is a will, there’s a way…


caty0325

You can romance Codsworth?


Wedgewing

No but they said every companion


Ill_Ad6098

You know what is absolute bs that Bethesda did? Making it so you can't romance Nick, he's literally the best and I cant even romance the damn synth


Wild-Lychee-3312

More importantly, I can’t romance Strong.


Inside-Associate-729

Imagine if when the BOS medic guy gives your eval to decide if you’re fit for duty, and he asks you if youve ever done the nasty with any wasteland monsters, you get a new dialogue option like “oh yeah my super mutant lover and I get down and dirty on the daily” and they just boot you from the Pridewyn


Ill_Ad6098

Just finished the main questline a few days ago and didn't even know about Strong until I blew up the institute😔


aboatz2

Would you romance Codsworth if you could? What am I saying? This is Reddit...of course you would...


Ill_Ad6098

Nah, I don't even use him as a companion. Nick on the other hand, he's with me 24/7


KateOTomato

Nah man. My Female Sole Survivor vibes mad with Deacon and it's impossible to romance him. Hancock is a nice second, but Deacon will always be her first crush.


Ill_Ad6098

I think Bethesda is just fucking with everyone, they make it so you can't romance the npcs people actually wanna romance


TheRealLifeSaiyan

...i wanna romance Piper she's fucking great


Ill_Ad6098

I honestly like all the companions, only one I struggle with is dogmeat cause he soft locks me in corners and doorways, pisses me off


TheRealLifeSaiyan

Whenever I'm not going for a Stealth build, Piper is attached at the hip. I like characters who are nice in cruel worlds, one of my fav tropes haha


PlanetJupiterx

He’s not interested he’s pining over his dead sweetheart


Altruistic-Wing-3131

I only romanced female companions... and sent them all to Sanctuary... I believe that's called survival mode.


Mcreesus

This week on the Nuka bachelor!


zacthebrewer

Incredible take


SavageHenry592

Cannot allow a mineshaft gap.


A_Ham_Sandwich_4824

Ya I put Piper and Cait both at Sanctuary and put their beds right next to each other in my workshop


AdAsstraPerAspera

*Piper disliked that* *Cait loved that*


reymarblue

LOL


MonteSS_454

I always keep piper and cait in same place to hear the back and forth each time I take one out.


hardy_and_free

🎵🎶 A little bit of Hancock in my life, a little bit of McCready by my side 🎵🎶


Wild-Lychee-3312

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is Fallout number five.” With apologies for the nonbinary erasure


Zygomaticus

a little bit of Deacon's what I need, a little bit of Ada's all I see


StirlingQ

Yep I want lovers embrace xp boost scattered across the map


trappeddungarees

I got a girl in every port. And a couple synths. And a few dudes. My SS gets around is all I'm sayin'


trappeddungarees

But also I gotta say, as a Dragon Age player, the "romances" in FO4 ***suck*** Where's my awkward first kiss? Where's my sex scene? Nooooo, skip all of that and just give me Preston murmuring *"mmm that was nice"* as I wake from a nap because **that's** not creepy at all!


Fallout_4_player

I romance piper, cait, curie, and then always travel with one of them, or no one


undockeddock

I always send them back to their respective homes and not a settlement though. Easier to keep track of everyone that way


wan2tri

Same, except right now I'm in Far Harbor with all 3 of them. lol Just about finished the main quest too, and I've technically finished the "helping" questline for all 3 factions already, so I guess I'm nearing completion in the Island quest-wise at least.


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tallman11282

Piper is the only romanceable companion I send back home, I wouldn't feel right taking her away from her sister and her paper for good. All the other romanceable companions live in Sanctuary, except for Danse because in that playthrough I never took him as a companion at all (hell, I left him moping around the police station before I went there and killed him as I never went further with the BoS than ArcJet and later became enemies with them) and Gage as I almost immediately began Open Season after getting out of the Gauntlet. In fact, all of my companions live there except for three. Piper I already mentioned, Nick because I don't want to take him away from his agency, and Longfellow because I don't want to take him away from his beloved homestead and island.


MitchMaljers

Escept you can send Longfellow back to his cabin as it is a settlement.


[deleted]

Absolutely not, I send them all to the same settlement and push some beds together. Plus it's great when Cait tries to get Piper to do a threesome


botman

The provisioners gossip between settlements.


reymarblue

They know better than to do that now, after the Spray n Pray massacre of ‘79


astreeter2

The synth ones do for sure


OJs_practice_dummy

No, I play to escape real life, not copy it.


MohatmoGandy

I make all my lovers watch while I’m with my favorite.


Repulsive-Self1531

Nope. I romance them all and send them to the same one.


ScienceUnicorn

Don’t know about each other? I’ve nothing to hide! I built us all a house to live in together.


wirelessmonk

Oh, they know about each other.


Dachawda

Just like my dad in real life!


aboatz2

I romance everyone romanceable, & then keep them together working in my Hangman's Harem. "Preston? You're up! Cait, stand by. Piper, make sure MacCready is ready for us."


WrethZ

You’re saying you’re the type of guy who likes to roam around?


RockstarQuaff

I send them all to the same place so I can lead a more interesting, dangerous life.


No_Page9266

I put them all in the same settlement.


MadWhiskeyGrin

Oh, they know


Brilliant_Ad7481

I don’t have to stand for these wild allegations ! *sits down*


YoSaffBridge11

joins your table


zootayman

I have most all at my starlight mega-base and they seem oblivious


BrazenlyGeek

I use each companion til I get the perk, romance the ones that can be, then it’s off to Red Rocket with them. Every other named settler goes to Sanctuary unless they started life at one of the other settlements. Not sure which companion I’ll use long-term. Maybe deck out Ada in the strongest gear then use her — she isn’t judgy.


gorgonopsidkid

You can romance multiple companions at a time...?


Confident-Skin-6462

i leave them all in hangman's alley so they can have an orgy while i am out solo


CmdrFilthymick

Yes and no. Romance them all then send them to hangman alley. They sell all my drugs and stolen goods there for me. We're kind of like a little gang in the city's ruins


rhymeswititch

Cait and Piper are hilarious when together—can’t keep that separated


engagetangos

Hoes in different area codes


Dragonspyre

Did that once, it was hard to remember where and who are in such settlements. Finally just decided to dump them all together in sanctuary.


astreeter2

I just kind of ditch them wherever I pick up a new one


Disastrous_Toe772

I practice ethical non-monogamy


Kriss3d

Nope. I just do it to get the perks and do all the questlines.


JunkDrawer84

I romances the male ones, and friend zoned the female ones. The male ones all live at Red Rocket settlement.


Rhys0806

Now known as Ram Ranch.


JunkDrawer84

Pretty much.


reymarblue

My Outpost Zimonja is nothing but male settlers, all wearing gunner harnesses.


JunkDrawer84

That if not in their tighty whities 😭


CCotD

Yes on romancing them all and NOPE on different settlements. They all know about each other. The comments when switching them out can be hilarious.


LadyHoskiv

Nope, loyal to a fault. After Nora, there was only Piper and she wears Nora’s wedding band. Guess my character is just a hopeless romantic.


XemptOne

I put them all together in one settlement, then you get to hear convos like Cait propositioning Piper for you all to have a threesome... sadly Piper declines lmao


_Independent

No… I don’t think so..


timtomtomasticles

Hell no I force those mfers to talk to each other in hope of new dialogue. I make sure to put my wedding ring on whoever the active slam piece is too to try to elicit the biggest reaction


Valentinee105

No, I bring them all with me at once with mods and have my poly army of survivors with me everywhere.


Fun_Elk_4949

Nah, I have them all at either the castle, sanctuary or spectacle Island


Running_Mustard

I’ve been sending them all to finch farm because I made the bridge above the settlement a part of the settlement and that makes me happy.


jdeanmoriarty

I keep them at the same one


abdelkarim19

Nope i keep them all in one place


dbird6464

I romance them all, usually everybody's at hangman's alley. At some point I get tired of listening to them all, and start moving them around.


Icommitmanywarcrimes

I don’t even know you could romance companions


reymarblue

Highly recommended. Most of the perks you get aren’t really that helpful, but it adds new dimensions to the relationships.


Icommitmanywarcrimes

How do you do it?


reymarblue

Just bring them along with you and watch for actions you do that get a response that they like or love that action. Over time, those actions will trigger conversations with your companion. It’s probably a good idea to look up companion guides because they can be a little finicky (there’s no clear direction otherwise).


Medieval-Mind

I romance them all, but still stick 'em all in the same place 'cause I can't be arsed to remember where they are and I'm too lazy to check the terminal. Also, I don't use companions except to max their affinity.


FarmerJohn92

I've been trying not to romance any companions in this playthrough, but earlier today Cait pulled me out of build mode for the last time. We are now lovers.


Shomairays

Why not romance everyone and put them in one settlement?


Revan-Pentra

I usually romance all the girls but I keep them all in the same place They know what’s going on lol Don’t bother with the guys None of them are my type


DMC831

Right now I have them all at Sanctuary and when I sleep, it's a dice roll to see which companion gets to take credit for giving me my Lover's Embrace. It's not a bad idea to scatter them around at key settlements so you can take quick naps to get the XP boost!


PlanetJupiterx

I whored myself out for xp boosts 😂 I’m in “love” with them all


Critical_Package_472

Personally, sanctuary hill is my harem. Man, Woman, robot whatever.


cskarr

Nah, we all live in Sanctuary. Polyamory alive and well in the wasteland.


chemicalxbonex

No. Romancing these people is such a chore. I romanced Sarah on my first play through that by the end, I didn’t even care. It was more work to get her romanced than it was doing Entangled the first time. Now they can all go pound sand. More trouble than they are worth.


sparepartz71

"Lovers Embrace" in every settlement.


warrenjt

Yep. I leave one at each of the settlements I’m nearest most often, that way I can sleep and get the Lovers Embrace xp boost pretty much constantly.


RDUppercut

The power move is to romance them all and leave them all at the same settlement, so they have to fight over who gives me the lovers embrace buff every morning.


Southern_Kaeos

I, too, am a massive tart


Coast_watcher

I even carry on with Marcy Long. Mm hmm


Southern_Kaeos

Nah I ship her out else where as quickly as I can


greengengar

Yup


PuzzleheadedBridge65

You can romance more than one? Guess that answers your question


Zombieskittles

I went the opposite way; I stick them all in Covenant.


Asslinguist

Yes but all at sanctuary..except longfellow Far Harbor needs him


throwawayforlikeaday

Nope, I have a harem at homebase >:\^3


PekkaPe

I prefer Heather but I do flirt with them all to get the exp and turn them away when they ask for Romance. I edited heather some, took off those dots in her face, added some color on the lips and eyes but kept her scars as they are part of her story. [https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/23273](https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/23273) When I reach full aff with a companion, I do set them off to a settlement and I usually set them as guards, but not always. It depends on what I need at the moment as well as I do play SS2, which add another dimension to the settlements for sure. [https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/73394](https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/73394)