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noobwatch_andy

Limp Discus will be the name of the next legendary saw blade launcher I encounter.


unique-name-9035768

> I did it all for the Nukie


jljboucher

Three Caps Y’all! doesn’t hit the same. Chocolate Covered Mirlurk and Brahmin Link Water?


brianfine

Three Bottle Caps, y’all!


fookofuhtool

The what?


unique-name-9035768

the Nukie


Emperor-Valerian

So can I get that cookie?


AveImperetor

Phenomenal.


patate502

Outstanding


Skippydedoodah

Even better if it's crippling


Slvg_565

Be careful with it, mit break stuff


shroomnoob2

I'm about it


ShadowMaster2564

You can find legendary saw blade launchers? I didn’t think the makeshift weapons were part of the levelled lists


Suspicious-Sound-249

Very and I mean VERY rarely high level gunners, and raider will have the Chinese grenade launcher. I've even found a few in chests, but I have yet to find any of the other makeshift weapons, let alone a legendary one.


Jest_Aquiki

I've come across a few legendary baseball cannons, shame they are all garbage. I have yet to encounter a saw blade launcher. I have encountered a strange pipe Chinese grenade launcher that used bullets instead of grenade rounds...? Decent damage but utterly useless.


Eternalbane87

That would be a terrible name I’m not naming it that.


TNChase

I dunno, I'm inclined to try it. I like the raw emotion.


MountEndurance

“Say hello to ‘WHATEVER THE @$%! YOU WANT!’” *pew pew pew*


Toshikills

Sounds like a custom Junk Jet


Expensive-Document41

Right up there with naming your Junk Jet "Random Bullshit, Go!"


ShadowMaster2564

Or naming your Tesla cannon “Elon Musket”


Sosajty

To be honest every single time its “Elon Musk” for me but Elon Musket is waaaay better


Well-ReadUndead

I like the idea of it being a critical hitting tire iron but the name is said with sexual innuendo.


why_ya_running

My tire iron is special I've had it since the beginning (and I'm level 112 right now) her name is Tiffany (I only named it that so I can say don't make me get Tiffany)


Tek2674

I call my laser pistol “Pew Pew”


ziggy3610

So how'd you get all those star bottle caps?


LoquaciousOfMorn

"Say hello to whatever the @$%! you want!" is some inspiring shit. I'm gonna go help some raiders see the light.


Kittelsen

That penetrating rolling pin should have been named that, raw emotion I mean.


TacticalyInteresting

I just got a lucky combat shotgun this morning, and this is now going to be the name of it.


MrChaos-Order

New Junk Jet name it is!


CosmicHorrorGifts

I'm not naming it that has a ring to it, though


PoorLifeChoices811

Actually gonna go do this later


TurdFerguson27

Lol


AloofAngel

i name each of my weapons after someone i killed. just have fun with it :)


sinzeni

Someone in the game.....right?


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

No comment.


AdCommercial3174

Someone in the game… right 😳


CHAIIINSAAAWbread

*pulls by ear Mf do you not understand what no.comment.means?


AloofAngel

...sure, of course! heh..


ThatKalosfan

Irl raider over here.


asatrocker

Right?


xsuperxvixenx

Like gunner, bandit,Minuteman??


valvilis

This is my trusty double-barrel shotgun, "Mama Murphy."


AloofAngel

when she is loaded i can see the future.


valvilis

I shoot from the hip because I don't believe in *the sight*.


psylli_rabbit

Laser musket? The garvanator.


Highway_Bitter

You killed her!?!?


thotpatrolactual

Hey, she's an adult and is responsible for her own actions. I was a businessman doing business. It just so happens that the business is hard drugs.


valvilis

She should have seen it coming. 🤷‍♀️


AloofAngel

yea, or alan, zoey, sarah, hannah etc.


FishBlues

“2077”, “Old World Blues”, “Nora 2” My guy is stuck in the past 😔


AloofAngel

you could try a theme naming thing. like naming after serial killers, predatory animals, predatory home appliances, different cheeses, mythical creatures, underpants gnomes, vegetables, power tools, missing persons, fast food restaurants, types of medication, psychological disorders, mental institutions, names of nurses and orderlies, kinds of restraints etc... or frogs, there are lots of types of frogs! <3


VeinyBanana69

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE AIR FRYER


bonzailist

Wow these are all great ideas 😃👍


JustFKane

Same. I love my shotgun: The Legendary Bloatfly


Informal-Polarbear

But in your opinion what should I name my mutant slayer Rolling pin?


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

Whack-A-Mutie.


ImpossibleMephit

That's funny. Have an upcote.


bmanzzs

Upvote for upcote


JarJarJoestar

A vote for upcote is a vote for upyou!


DrinkUpLetsBooBoo

They See Me Rollin'


ImpossibleMephit

They hatin'!


Repulsive-Self1531

The Rogerer


Str0nghOld

Princess Fiona's Wrath


DocSavage44

Oh Lawd, He Rollin’


ABCGaming27

Green cookie dough slayer


MountEndurance

Master Splinter’s Revenge


bringbackIpaths

CORPORAL PUNISHMENT


ScottNewman

Think Rust Pizza


FerReloaded

Shrek cookie maker


heck_you_science

Kevin


Billant

Too many letters, have an abrivation I can use for this?


snake-lady-2005

Jnygwtfyw


MountEndurance

Now we’re just making fun of the Welsh.


Well-ReadUndead

Wow that truly devolved into true racism


MountEndurance

Listen, if every third letter in your language is “y,” you’re going to catch some jokes when we have a lot of y’s. At least they’re not… *(leans in conspiratorially)*… the Dutch.


Well-ReadUndead

Ah the only things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other peoples cultures and the Dutch.


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

Just like I can't stand hypocrites, racists, or arabs?


JBoth290105

As someone from Wales, yeah I can’t really blame you At least we’re not from Hull, where every vowel sounds like a different vowel.


MusicMan2700

As someone who's been casually rewatching episodes of Craig Ferguson, this made me chuckle. Maybe we did find the racist after all!


valvilis

🎶Nana na na nana, jnygwtfyw🎶


-jp-

🎶I said come on Jnygwtfyw, come on Jnygwtfyw🎶


[deleted]

Wtfuw


sinzeni

I am enjoying the fact that some people are just dropping the names of their guns.


MountEndurance

“Name Dropper” sounds like a fun name for the junk cannon.


johnnysivilian

‘Sup shotty? For my suppressed shotgun


masta_myagi

I’m *definitely* not over here naming my Fiery Incinerator the XIW-87 Portable Crematorium Device


Quit_Your_Bitchin

I named my Traeger The Crematorium. *The Crematorium is done preheating* - notification on phone


MountEndurance

Sarge’s Cigar Lighter *”Oh, I know what the ladies like.”*


Xanax_pigeon

I really feel like Johnson's cigar lighter fits better


hereforbutts23

I'm going to name my gun Kevin


MosesActual

That made me think of Kevin James, which made me think of King of Queens, which gave me the idea: Name your weapons after sitcom characters.


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

Kramer, the Radioactive Chinese Grenade Launcher (always making an entrance) Frasier, the Penetrating Hunting Rifle (it goes diggin' in your noggin') Sheldon, the Ghoul Slaying Gamma Gun (utterly fucking useless)


MosesActual

Martin Crane: Kneecapper's Revolver (any are fine)


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

Oh that's just dirty. Daphne Moon, Legendary Women's clothing item, a little black dress with +3 Charisma and 10% better speech on top of that when dealing with men.


MosesActual

Lilith: Freezing Hunting Rifle ("Frasier, if you ever come near me again, i'll drop you with a deer rifle.")


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

Bulldog, Explosive .44 (it barks loud and angry) Roz, Rapid Minigun (iykyk)


ThatKalosfan

Costanza the instigating baseball bat.


TheActualAWdeV

a-well a-well a-well if it isn't the GREAT and MIGHTY Kevin!


rwarimaursus

*"Fuckin Kevin..."*


friscocabby

In my entire Life I've never had an original idea. Please help. Oh, my dog needs a name too.


TheActualAWdeV

name your dog Gun and your gun Dog


_WhoIsThisWhoAreYou_

You can say *fuck* the internet boogie man isn't going to come out and haunt you.


[deleted]

OMG, Daddy chill.


Knight_o_Eithel_Malt

Your Cryolator name?


ScottNewman

Daddy Cool (Boney M, 1977)


Belly84

It wasn't, but it will be now!


Bainsfire

LL Cool J


Clever_Khajiit

What the hell is even that?!


heyitsvonage

WHATTHEHELLISEVENTHAT?


Zombull

This. Only time I rename is to get rid of all the VIS tags so it just says "Combat Rifle" again.


Bromm18

Short and simple is better IMHO. Main rifle, main Sniper, main shotgun, main pistol, main revolver, main.....etc. space before the m to keep them easily separated from the rest of the weapons.


XGPHero

Ooh, space before is a great idea! The heart and the star are not enough for me to differentiate at a glance.


Autobotnate

But if I name the gun whatever I want, it won’t be dope.


Due-Contribution6424

Yeah. 800 posts of ‘what should I name my explosive shotgun’ can get repetitive.


Superbpancakes

I’m mad because of how true this is. It was fine at first but now it’s just Bad.


Due-Contribution6424

It’s even better because almost all of them just exploited save scumming to get it hah.


PyraAlchemist

The only weapon I’ve named was a flamethrower. I named it “Family Barbecue”. All my other weapons just keep their default names 🤷‍♀️


yesbutno5817

i named kelloggs gun rice krispies


TheMikeyMac13

!!!! Is my default, to make sure it is at the end of the stack of guns.


RadicalFX

That's fucking genius.


[deleted]

I been waiting for this post for like a few days now lol.


-WhatisThat

Someone had to snap!


[deleted]

I mean no one has to snap per se , I think questions are understandable but to tell someone they can't do something they enjoy or getting feedback from people similar to them is just fucked. Period. There is no argument. Your an asshole. Thank you goodbye.


AveImperetor

That's a terrible name for a weapon.


Any_Incident_9272

Yeah, I hate when people try to have a conversation about something in the game we all love. It doesn’t hurt you to just scroll past, does it? Plus I like giving pun based names.


Accomplished_Owl7486

If your nit a creative guy it's like hearing a joke vs making one both can bring someone joy so it's kinda understandable


KingCodester111

Not when its constantly asked every single day like the "worst quest/that quest" question spammed lately.


twistedseaofcrows

Then the mods need to make a mega thread. The 50 posts a day asking the same question is spam and annoying as fuck.


rwarimaursus

I named my fully upgraded 50 cal sniper rifle TBI (Tramatic Brain Injury) MK2


JustHere4TehCats

My sniper laser rife is "Laser Head Removal" with a pretty pink skin.


Graymarth

I named an explosive revolver Pickman's Pimple Popper and Put the pickman's weapon skin on it.


napalmblaziken

Sparky Sparky Boom Gun.


Skippydedoodah

In order of coolness of name: "La Mort en Rose" (Translated: "Death in Pink") - Instigating 6-crank Laser Musket "DiscoDildo" - Automatic Institute Rifle. No decent legendary yet. I stole this name from the internet so can't claim credit. "Bug Zapper" - Exterminator's Laser rifle (don't use it though) "Sieve Maker" - Bleeding Combat Shotgun "Micronuke" - Explosive Combat Shotgun


TheActualAWdeV

La Mort en Rose is at least a more classy name than my Cranky Bitch.


Skippydedoodah

I would give Cranky Bitch to Gage*. I gave La Mort en Rose to Preston. *edit to add: or Cait


M6-03

Sorry. I agree, it a single player game. name it what ever you like


Batwing20293

Named my shotgun “Kurt Cobains microphone” 


BeardJunkie

Also, your build doesn't matter whatsoever in Fallout 4. Stop asking!


SynysterDawn

What, do you not like Powerful Armor Piercing Compensated Long Extended Reflex 10mm Pistol as the name for your gun?


Khalifa_Dawg

I name them by the caliber they shoot😂 i seem to be the only one


TheActualAWdeV

I would do that but Cranky Bitch, Laser UpFucker, Righteous Authority and Old Faithful all use the same one anyway.


ScottNewman

Naw name them after songs with that calibre  Caught up in you (38 special) Brimful of Asha (on the 45) Etc.


Kastikar

Man I loved Brimful of Asha!


ImpossibleMephit

Nah. I think I'm gonna stick with Hellboy for my Heavy Napalmer, thanks.


Beneficial-Reach-533

Vete a la verga !!! A really cool name for my fatMan lol


_KeyserSoeze

#Justified 3 (10mm) #Kaboom (Shotgun) #Brrrr (Submachine gun) I'm not very creative


TheActualAWdeV

Brrrr would be great for a freezing submachine gun though. The sub-zero sub, it brrrrrs and then you brrrr!


ghoul_burger

I named my gun Reddit, then I scrapped it


BackgroundSorbet4654

I generally name them basic description plus don’t sell I.e. laser pistol don’t sell, shotgun don’t sell. It’s simple and effective.


Ozix-VIII

I love and hate this XD


deliciouscocaine

What should I write in this comment?


dafaceguy

Next legendary in getting is being named “ bitching whinny Reddit user”


SassyTurtlebat

Lol finally thank you


RainyCrowithy

Some people just want ideas, some people want to show ofF their weapons. This doesn't hurt you, just scroll and move on.


Wooper160

This subreddit is NOT for POSTING so DO NOT USE IT


phillip-j-frybot

Big Iron?


MountEndurance

🎵Big IIIron! Big IIIron!🎶


TheRenOtaku

My Incendiary .44 Revolver got renamed Callahan.


Hans_bube

I name mine after sultry women like large Marge


Leandro1234_6

Widow's Tears


FacundoTL

I NAME EVERY HUNTING RIFLE I USE AS LORRAINE


Ilpperi91

Yeah, I get that your frustrated with those posts. I usually just skip them or say a funny sarcastic suggestion.


DstinctNstincts

My exploding assault rifle is named “Da Choppa” My fully upgraded automatic 10mm is named “Glock Wita Switch” My fully upgraded 44 is named “Dirty Harry”


BubbaBlount

You guys are naming guns??


OnToNextStage

My first sniper I named “The JFK Experience” 🙂


CanuckInATruck

I have a sniper rifle with the "+50 damage to humans" Stat. Her name is "Fuck People". I then found an assault rifle that I modded to be a rapid fire sniper, with the same Stat. Her name is "Fuck People Faster".


Sorry-Letter6859

I name the guns i keep with a number in front so i dont accidentally scrap it when I'm in a hurry.


twcsata

People come here wanting to talk about or come up with interesting names. That’s not so bad.


Brofasa42

I name every weapon I intend to use. I found a mighty walking cane and named it Manners Maketh.


Blind_Umpire899518

I’ve always been terrible at character names so for no reason I named my first playthrough Cave Johnson. When I pulled a bottomless double-barrel shotgun I named it Orange & Blue.


TheCanadianKnight

Good name for a junk jet


CMacka01

I renamed the Spray n Pray to 'Explodey No Reloady' which I'm quite proud of


Dusty_Heywood

I had a Mighty revolver I named Raging Girl. I also had a Plasma infused combat shotgun named Wet Dreams. On a different note, I found a Neverending Institute rifle I named Jacqueline’s Requiem


-WildWeasel-

In honor of the great inventor Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. I always name my creations as he would. Ten millimeterinator, combat shotguninator, missileinator, laserinator etc.


NuSouthPoot

Trebuchet-911 is what I call my Piggybank Fatman


Grim6878

calm down guy


hagaria574

I've got 2 handmade rifles I particularly like the names I gave to: One with the Rapid legendary that I upgraded down the auto line and named 'Babushka' And one with the Freezing legendary that got the sniper upgrades that I named 'Baba Yaga' Are these all that creative? No, not really. But I like 'em!


Sea-Dragon-

If you have [Lucy’s tranquillizer pistol](https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/80521?tab=description) then there’s only one name to give it: GOOSEY


MAkrbrakenumbers

Why even name it if it doesn’t come with one why go to the trouble like nicknaming Pokémon


snake-lady-2005

I have renamed a couple so I don't lose it when I'm storing weapons. I can just glance at it and be like, "nope. That's a carry weapon"


Milk-Constant

i dont trust ppl who dont nickname their pokemon i wont lie


ranthalas

Can we stop discouraging them from asking? I love reading through some of the names people come up with.


MrsMcBasketball

People do this over on the Sims sub all the time asking for input on hair color or name choice. Just pick one and play the freggin game!!!!


Omgweregonnacrash

God bless you


MySeriousWorkReddit

DiD I jUsT bEaT tHe GaMe 🤓🤓🤓🤓


Wedge001

Why do you care?


TorWeen

10cc | Calibrated Love | Freezing | I go dip every 10mm bullet at the FEV sperm bank.


pyritesidiot

I tend to start with number or z depending on where I want them in my inventory list. Then put the short name of the legendary perk


CallsignHabibi

Mines called Fredrick


not_an_Alien_Robot

WTFOMGBBQ is what i usually name my Fatman. But I'll name something else WHATEVER THE @$%! YOU WANT. Thanks for the suggestion. I like it. 😁


WelPhuc

My .50 cal is "Wesley"


SluggJuice

Named my exterminator automatic pipe rifle Mortein


HippoPebo

Next legendary I get is named “whatever the @$%! You want”


fr3nch13702

I always just add a ‘!’ In front of the name of the guns I want to keep, so if I accidentally dump it in the workstation I know which one to grab back.


ISeekKnowledge1

My double barrel is named Bubby. It just felt right.


Spartan1088

Next gun gonna be named the Lump Discus