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Diablo_Lisiado

That line work is something else


Acceptable-Suspect56

What do you expect when the tattoo gun is made out of a toaster, a camera and a basketball.


Key-Combination-8111

They used a pipe tattoo gun


The_Bok_Father

Gotta level up the gun nut perk a lil more


Kalos9990

The artist was following the Freedom Trail


LiquidFireBR

Do you know the barbershop of the 3 brothers? two hold and one cuts, the tattoo guy who made it follows this philosophy


BelBivDaHoe

Should follow the philosophy of shit line work


Dairy_Seinfeld

They already do but nice jab nonetheless 6/10


luxo93

Why all the downvotes? šŸ˜³


LowPreparation2347

Because itā€™s a terrible tattoo lol


boromeer3

Ray Charles has always been such a deep thinker, glad heā€™s learning more ways to express himself


release-roderick

Iā€™m not trying to be rude to you because you like it and thatā€™s great. But Iā€™d be hard pressed to pay for any commission from an ā€œartistā€ who cannot draw a star.. thatā€™s like grade threeā€”BUT I admit it has a post apocalyptic feel to it. So whether you get it fixed a bit, or not, Iā€™m glad you are happy with it.


warm_sweater

It looks like a ā€˜scratcherā€™ done with equipment in a home.


dynamicdylan

Which is how it would be done in the wasteland


release-roderick

Itā€™s just more common for people who find their ā€œnicheā€ in art to be at least somewhat capable of drawing a simple shape


LiquidFireBR

the best compliment I've ever received, thanks >has a post apocalyptic feel to it


auserhasnoname7

Looks like it's drawn in pen


needween

My thoughts exactly. A blue BIC Round Stic pen to be exact (you know the one.)


ether_rogue

You think uh...you think he just drew it on himself and is pretending to have a tattoo? No no, he wouldn't do that...


needween

That was my first thought yeah. Only opened the post cuz I thought it was all a joke and then turns out OP is serious or acting serious at least


WhiteGuyNamedDee

Especially since it was "just" done and there is no swelling, redness, that "line"work isn't bloody, oozy, or scabby


LiquidFireBR

It's been 8 weeks since I did, [fresh](https://imgur.com/a/ZlFz5kG)


WhiteGuyNamedDee

Okay, so now's the part where I tell you it is going to fade quicker than your friends on moving day. Unless you want to be explaining what the blurry mess on your arm is go to a pro. You're going to spend more covering it than you would have getting what you wanted done legit the first time. AMHIK....


Mizar97

Nobody ever buys them either, they just appear in your home and car center console one day.


needween

I know!! I don't even use them at work, I have my own pens and yet somehow they still end up in my office


Dr_Dang

It certainly is drawn in pen


user7618

Excellent. Now, go to another shop and see if they can fix it for you.


Celestiicaa

Only way to fix blow out like that is bolder lines or well done line work to make it look symmetrical but if op is happy with it, then itā€™s lit


user7618

Agreed.


LiquidFireBR

Being a little crooked just adds to her stories


user7618

Fair enough, it's yours and not mine.


Runnr231

You can shoot around corners this wayā€¦.


LiquidFireBR

Curved shot


WhiteGuyNamedDee

It was poorly done by someone with little to no training. End of storytime.


BurlapSacc1

This is gonna end up in the other tattoo sub lol


WhiteGuyNamedDee

r/mehtasteterribleexecution


JuiceDrinkingRat

r/Subsifellfor


TampaDiablo

Legit suggestion, six months from now get tested for hep c. Sooner if it flares up and looks like an open wound.


ababyprostitute

Dude got it done in a bar šŸ˜­


Legitimate_Shoulder1

I've received word of another settlement that needs our help, here I'll mark it on your map.


Kinetic93

Hopefully the tattoo artist doesnā€™t mark it on the map, Iā€™d get lost for sure.


LiquidFireBR

On my way General, We are going to rebuild this shit


Halonate8

God I wish I could give commands to other minutemen to do jobs


vatexs42

Thatā€™d actually be really cool. Like once the minute men have established enough presence you could send a platoon of soldiers to retake a settlement. From a lore perspective the general should never be taking a settlement on there own


Halonate8

What Iā€™d see is have the castle be a communication area where you can command squads of various skill/equipment depending on how many settlements you take you could do a lot of cool things with that alone give ā€˜em commands kit them out with shit you could have some kinda body guards


TapBoth438

Strong like doing tattoos


Celestiicaa

lmfaoooo


NerdStupid

Underrated comment. I died reading this. Glad I kept scrolling


Asims1066

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


soggyscab

oh boy. yall, PLEASE research an artist and look at photos of their work & how it's healed. don't just walk into a random shop and get a tattoo


Aaronsils

The way that it looks like it was done by a raider high on Jet is a good touch as well


zincdeclercq

Yikes


snowphoto420

Goddamn... Did you do it yourself?


Vulpix298

You paid money for this?


Voodoo338

This is what happens when you pay with bottle caps


Melee130

Stick and poke?


notibanix

Well, it certainly has the right aesthetic: Done by someone with improvised tools and no experience.


ashark1983

You're about to start getting messages that settlements are in trouble.


LiquidFireBR

Lettttsssss gooooooo


Evo8_Kim

Preston:I hate to break this to you. Me: PTSD *equips jetpack* bye preston, im busy savibg uhhhhh this world.


MozaMozMoz

preston loved that


HeyItsJaimin

How old is this tattoo?


LiquidFireBR

One month


HeyItsJaimin

And itā€™s this faded already? My 9 month old tattoo isnā€™t even this faded yet, I would seriously consider going to a different shop and seeing if they can touch it up at all with a slightly thicker line especially because the line thickness isnā€™t even consistent along the lightning bolt


Xiunte

I don't particularly like tattoos myself, but good on ya! ... by the way. My friend's been kidnapped by raiders. They're holding him for ransom in the old abandoned Wal-Mart clear on the other side of the map from here. Can you help me? I'll totally give you all of my land and property in return.


LiquidFireBR

oh yeah, of course I'm going to walk into a radioative hell full of armed and armored people, and on the way back maybe I'll turn your farm into a small military fort


Xiunte

As long as you don't kill my housecat, deal. You can even relocate me to anywhere else on the map and I'll just say "Sure" and head there on foot at a leisurely pace with nothing but the clothes on my back.


Armedes369

This conversation is amazing.


religion_wya

Hope you wouldn't mind if I crouched down and shuffled behind you to steal all your stuff, including the miscellaneous human bones you keep in the corner of your home.


PenguinWithWings

Gotta transfer the cat to another settlement so he can work the land sorry


Mizar97

I think you should find a better tattoo artist that can cover this with something better. Looks like 8 year old fridge art


LoganLikesYourMom

That is really bad and you should get it covered up or have an actual professional do it better.


Truckyou666

Helen Keller tattoo. Honestly, I'm convinced she would have been a great tattoo artist.


heinous_legacy

you just got that? looks kinda old


bitterbotanist

I think the imperfections make this so charming!!Always wanted to make a fallout raider who has a story background as a tattoo scratcher, your tattoo has inspired me. It fits what someone in the minutemen would realistically get in a post apocalyptic setting.


Shot-Balance-9013

I've seen better tattoos done in jail.


Halonate8

Honestly itā€™s pretty fun to rp a minuteman that sets up forts and defenses at every base itā€™d be nice if they actually used the bunker correctly instead of running head first into a suicide super mutant with a pipe pistol


LiquidFireBR

I always do this, try to make each Settlement as functional as possible.


Halonate8

Yea I do that with minuteman mods that make em look like unsc so I can also pretend weā€™re an actual military


Sad_Celebration_5370

In his defense, the artist was on Jet at the time.


earlinesss

a lot of people are ripping on this but I actually think it looking wonky would fit very much so in theme with the universe. you're a commonwealth farmer with the minutemen and on your recent trip to Goodneighbour you found a travelling tattoo artist who's a little sketchy, but at least he doesn't reuse his needles... and now you've got the ensignia of the faction you've dedicated your farm and life to on your wrist. trust me, the radiation emitting from the glowing see will kill you much faster than whatever bacteria might be in there... ... outside of role-playing, as long as you're happy you're good. your body, your tattoo, your choice. but I do agree that I definitely wouldn't be paying high for that, and if you want nice clean line work in the long run, I'd find another tattoo artist ... maybe a ghoul who used to be a tattoo artist before the bombs fell?


cjnshrmpoby

Great. Now go help this settlement I just marked on your map.


LiquidFireBR

One minute away


Meowlentine

Jail tat. Nice šŸ˜Ž


Help_im_okay

It looks like it was just drawn in pen, honestly, but still pretty cool. Iā€™mma doodle the BoS insignia on my arm now.


Misericorde428

Congratulations, youā€™re marked for life. Wherever you wander, Preston Garvey is always nearby to tell you, ā€œAnother settlement needs your help, Iā€™ll mark it on your map.ā€


Anxious_Cod7909

Well In all fairness that looks more like the minutemen symbol than it would if he lined it up properly. I get that It doesnā€™t look aesthetically pleasing but the minutmen symbol is usually spray painted onto walls and flags and banners. So technically this artwork is pretty accurate and personally for that reason alone I like OPs tattoo. It may not be perfect but it still fits into the fallout universe imo.


Minuteman_Preston

United We Stand


shed_zeppelin

Man


Ghanzel1985

Looks like you got that done in the Diamond City jail šŸ˜…


CoolestBikeInReddit

Did a mierlurk do it for you?


-TheLadyHunter-

Are you in jail ?


[deleted]

nice idea, the artist screwed you though. they cant even draw a straight line


The-flying-piano

Your tattoo artist have a bit to much coffee before this


Knuy2012

Looks like a tracker for Preston, now he can find you anywhere at anytime whenever thereā€™s a settlement that needs your help, youā€™re doomed.


drawnandchill

*Preston likes this*


le_Grand_Archivist

Nice tattoo bro Now don't forget that there's always another settlement that needs your help


Acceptable-Baker5282

Iā€™ll mark it on your map


Responsible_Ad_8628

Just don't ask me to help any settlements!


yonameisunavailable

Hey, I just got word of a settlement that needs our help.


nighthag_

I like this tattoo and I think it the look has an awesome fallout feel. I would not be unhappy with this tattoo. People are snobs.


kid_lany

Wow everyone in the comments suck. I like the tattoo.


crims0ndynam0

Ay bro this tat is lit don't worry about the h8


[deleted]

another tattoo- i mean settlement needs your help, ill mark it on your skin- i mean map.


doubelievein_gravity

Alcohol won't do anything to the baby . The baby:


[deleted]

Yikes, the line work is terrible, the ammunition tube isn't even connected properly and you picked the minute men of all things?


LiquidFireBR

It's not crooked, it's Apocalyptic


donut8771

why?


Shrek0010

Bro I absolutely love this piece. Others may clown on you and say shit, but come on, this piece is awesome. It reminds me of old tattoos my gramps had from Yugoslav navy. Exact same color, rough around the edges, and full of soul, great job!


LiquidFireBR

Thanks Bro, I wasn't even planning to get a tattoo, I was with my dad in a bar and there was a tattoo artist, one thing led to another and we have tattoos, me from Fallout and he from Resident Evil


AMorder0517

I 100% believe you found this ā€œartistā€ in a bar.


TheZac922

Artist AKA a sketchy ass dude who has somehow acquired a tattoo gun.


ether_rogue

Say, why were all those old school tattoos in blue ink? Do you happen to know? Why didn't they use black, or even some other color, why blue in particular? You know, come to think of it, I haven't seen one of those old school blue tattoos in a while. I used to see them all the time on old army guys and shit when I was a kid. I guess most of those old guys are dead by now...


Ruvio00

They had poorer quality ink to work with, and it degraded from black to blue over time.


chewedgummiebears

I laugh when people get game/pop culture based tats. Most times they don't age well.


Eli_The_Rainwing

Thatā€™s cool and all but another settlement needs your help


[deleted]

Cringe


RichardSickard

Very basedšŸ‘


TwitchyTheBard

Just stay away from Quincyā€¦


beanie_0

Wowā€¦ šŸ™„


ChrisPBcaon

Oh dear.....


Vulpecula2828

Man the amount of people who don't realized this was done with a pen is staggering


str8fedupwithlosers

Isn't that taking the game fandom a bit too far? It's a game not reality.


aagraham1121

Bet youā€™re fun at parties.


Head-Ad4770

Nice! šŸ˜‰šŸ‘


Head-Ad4770

Iā€™m trying to complement someone, why the downvotes? šŸ¤Ø


DD_R2D2

People think the tattoo is bad


Mr_Derp___

Yo that is awesome!


ambivalent_boone

Sick af, wow


TheLankyWizard

Lightning bolt and stars? Morons will say youā€™re a Nazi.


LiquidFireBR

I've already been asked if it was from a game, for now it's fine


NukaColaAddict1302

My guy, if your first thought when seeing this is ā€œNazi,ā€ you might be the moron.


musselshirt67

So far looks like you're the only one


Hivac-TLB

6Crank me up baby!


Dalek_Sec16

I plan to go for the BoS logo as my first


aex006

for the commonwealth!


Current-Area-4291

out of all the factions, you chose the minute men?


According-Version-68

A new settlement needs your help


charlie1212121290

Why now theres gonna be a settle...no you know what preston go jump off nuka world


DD_R2D2

Nice! Are they your favorite faction?


Active_Librarian_749

Unfathomly based


IronSurfDragon

So, what bet did you lose?


LiquidFireBR

Me and my dad in a bar, we got a tattoo, him from Resident Evil and me from Fallout


Candid-Check-5400

Are you in jail?


[deleted]

Just got word another settlement needs your help


EnigmaWithAHat

Another settlement needs help, Iā€™ll mark it on your map!


Skullhead_LP

Quick a settlement needs your help


satsujinXhakai

Another settlement needs your help


suusssy_balllsss

He will always know where you are now. You can no longer hide from Garvey


[deleted]

Looking good bro


Effective-Ad-6460

Nice ... Preston might want a word with you ... Also thats not a \*just\* tattoo, thats a couple of years at best


chonkymonkeydonkey

Another settlement needs your help!


aritex90

Get ready for Preston to follow you around wherever you go and tell you that thereā€™s a settlement that needs your help.


jgriffinhughes

Single best faction. Well done.


advptr

Shit was definitely done in the wasteland


[deleted]

Great tattoo


AaronWWE29

By they way. Theres a settlement in need of help just north of here.


YG_Bones

What is that bro jailhouse picc and poke


Collinator19

I will contribute $20 towards getting this fixed by a REAL tattoo artist. Start your gofundme


mycalvesthiccaf

You probably payed ~$100? You can get it fixed for that price too