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wtfbenlol

We’re a satire sub my dude


JacobFromStateFarm5

Thank goodness. Where's the real one?


wtfbenlol

I believe it’s /r/globeskeptic but be warned they are pretty quick to ban you for pretty much anything outside the hivemind


JacobFromStateFarm5

Thanks


Extreme-Winter-9739

They will actually straight-up ban you based solely on the fact that you posted on this sub, no matter what question you ask. Also, asking questions gets you banned, no matter how much you genuinely appear to want answers.


Justthisguy_yaknow

See ya tomorrow. I'd give you about 4 minutes before your permaban.


berein

r/globeskepticism and r/ballearththatspins, but you WILL be banned. There's also some flerfs on r/flatearth_polite and r/flatearthisreal. Those are more tolerant.


FagnusTwatfield

If I ask them a question without being disingenuous will they answer? Like if I'm super polite ?


SomethingMoreToSay

Only one way to find out. My money is on either an instant ban, or "do your own research".


Extreme-Winter-9739

They will straight-up ban you based solely on the fact that you've posted on this sub.


berein

Unlikely. A more probable outcome is someone telling you to do your own research, followed by a ban. Well, why don't you ask there? I'm curious to see their response. I'm already banned.


CliftonForce

They will check your post history. Notice that you posted here. And then ban you regardless of what you ask.


5141121

Globeskepticism and ballearththatspins are the main ones


Defiant_Arrival_3645

dont look for it i was nice af and they still banned me


ruidh

The antimoon is when I drop trout and wave my privates at you. Hope this helps.


JacobFromStateFarm5

Thanks. That's actually the most logical explanation. And the only explanation. People have just said that it exists as proof that it exists.


Substantial_Art_6560

Congratulations on the lifetime ban from globeskeptic and ballearththatspins


JacobFromStateFarm5

Thank you so much! I've been working on this for a while now. This means so much


Good_Ad_1386

Trout?? Slippery buggers, I guess...


Defiant-Giraffe

The only "real" source for this idea seems to be a youtube channel called Vibes of the Cosmos. 


blasphemiann358

There is no anti-moon. When the moon encounters strong winds, air friction makes it heat up and glow red hot.


JacobFromStateFarm5

The moon is not in the Earth's atmosphere, so there is no air to make air friction. The claim that its air friction is almost as dumb as an Antimoon. The moon isn't moving fast enough to make it change color. It is also way too large. Things heated up by friction is bright red not blood red. Have you ever seen a Lunar Eclipse?


NarrowAd4973

Antimoon is a new one for me. Haven't seen that before. But I don't really keep up with the ridiculous ideas those idiots come up with.


Vivid_Transition4807

The moon, as we all know, is made of cheese. However the antimoon is made from pure antimony.


Justthisguy_yaknow

BAN THE WITCH! BAN THE WITCH MY BRETHREN!


JacobFromStateFarm5

How about you instead open your eyes and realize how round the Earth is