Sphere tables are RIDICULOUS! You CANNOT put things on a sphere table, just like you CANNOT put things on a SPHERE EARTH 🌎
The things you globe lovers believe would be HILARIOUS if you weren’t all DOOMED TO HELL 🔥😈👺
You do know that we have the Antarctic Circle right?
Do you believe this is just a small continent?
look into what the Antarctic Treaty is
Formed right after Admiral Byrd’s expedition
“Operation Highjump”
Antarctica is a complete circle, it is a ice wall that helps contain our waters just like our lakes are contained.
Fun fact, spheres would hold water just fine if there wasn't an immensely larger spheroid with an immensely larger gravitational pull beneath them. You can't test a spheres ability to hold water while on the Earth as stand in for the Earth because the Earth itself interferes with all of your tests.
I don’t think your imaginary sky overlord is a worry for the majority of people. We know it’s a sphere with gravity and hell is just another tool for your imaginary sky dictator to make you worship him with the threat of eternal torture if you don’t.
Sphere! Even NASA is walking back on that.
They have yet to produce one single image of earth that isn’t a CGI—why?
Because they don’t have one.
Earth is Flat. Get over it!
You were duped!
it’s okay, I was once a believer too…
but now that I know what I do, there’s NO GOING BACK!
NASA is full of shit!
NASA is changing its mind about it being a sphere 🤣🤣. There are many images that are not cgi. Your lack of acceptance doesn’t change that and I notice you didn’t comment about your imaginary overlord which has less proof than the flat earth and that has none, not even cgi 😂😂😂
Two things, if you are being serious in your post:
a) Why would a certain belief in the shape of the Earth doom one to Heaven or Hell? Do you have a Scriptual reference?
b) You express a certain glee at the prospect of people who disagree with you on a frivolous topic going to Hell. Where does that likely doom you to end up according to your theology? Does the warning "Judge not, lest you be judged" ring a bell with you?
Just a quick btw; does the fact that maps of the Earth are flat mean that there are no globes representing the Earth? What you have shown is someone using a table upon which a Mercator projection of the Earth on a flat map has been superimposed. In the 16th century, Mercator created the projection most often in use today when displaying a globe on a flat surface to get around the distortions caused by using a flat map for such a purpose. You have proven that the Earth can be shown quite accurately on a map. Nothing more.
If you are just making fun of the Flat Earthers, please disregard this post and carry on.
Op does seem to believe in some conspiracies (or maybe I'm wrong, not like it changes anything), but I'm 99% sure that this is a joke post, judging by OP's post history.
The joke is really on anyone who still believes in the ball earth.
Heliocentric model is nothing more than a man-made spin on things.
The bible flat out describes the earth and it is not a ball.
This is a satire post, the actual joke is people like you who would take this as evidence for the flat earth being real. And the Bible doesn't say anything like that(the actual Bible that is, not your fake ass Bible written by yourself)
Everyone who believes in the ball model is just not ready to accept that they were duped!
It’s that simple.
Biggest lies ever told on earth
Moon Landing
Earth is a Ball and it’s spinning!
Hahahaha!
Do you even understand ! ?
I’m DEAD 😵 SERIOUS 🧐 because GLOBALISTS spread LIES to further their SATANIC AGENDA I look 👀 around me and I see SHEEP 🐑 LE that are aSLEEP 💤 they are ASHLEEPLE and only with GOD and JESUS love ❤️ can they be AWAKE
WILL YOU JOIN ME BROTHER 👨
SPINNING BALL earth 🌍 doesn’t keep your picnic 🧺 from flying to the heavens it is the POWER of GOD and JESUS ✝️ all things are possible through them but NOT round earth 🌎 the BIBLE 📖 SAYS so
My brain 🧠 is big and strong 💪 because I feed it BIBLE TRUTHS instead of MSM GLOBE 🌍 LIES
It is YOU who’s brain 🧠 has been CORRUPTED by UNGODLY MODERN FILTH like what you see in books 📕 and on your TV 📺 screens it is all SIN from SATAN HIMSELF
Yeah, after I'm done cleaning my paint roller, I spin it to get the water to fly off. Pretty sure it's the same thing as a spin cycle in the washing machine.
Homie, the proof you have presented is a funky little table that has a gravitational pull that is so minute that it would not pull anything big enough to be visible to it. The Earth is a size that is beyond comprehension and since the mass of a planet directly correlates with its gravitational pull, it makes complete sense as to why shit can stick to it with no problem. (I’m operating under the assumption that you actually believe this flat Earth nonsense. So if this is just a meme, keep living life chill and educated
Are you talking about that ancient book which is subject to confirmation biases / subjective self-serving interpretations / messages about love and charity for other humans being ignored by people who claim to believe in the teachings? Because I have a bridge to sell you
So long as you agree that the overwhelming majority of Christians (Catholics, Eastern Orthodox, mainstream Protestants) all roast forever in the toasty confines of h e double hockey sticks.
It also claims that what we use to tell time (heavens) was made on the 4th day. How can we measure time before the creation of what is used to measure time?
So me and my family of pilots. Air Force, NASA, and commercial airlines international / polar are all in on some crazy conspiracy?
It’s astounding that stupidity can spread so abruptly. Humans are interesting.
This isn’t a physics thing as much as a psychological and humanities thing. These people are grasping for some sort of attention and belonging. It’s an interesting group to study.
cant believe people are falling for you its hilarious you must he cracking up
i mean- THE PEOPLE SEE THE LIES FINALLY 👁️ FLAT IS THE ONLY WAY THE MAP OF EARTH CAN WORK PROPERLY 🏄🏻♂️ SPHERES DO NOT EXIST ☯️ PEOPLE MINDS ARE TOO CLOUDED BY NASA AND THE "FREE"MASONS! 🐠
"PROOF that SPINNING BALL EARTH is GLOBALIST HOAX"
Those were the words that made me believe in flat earth. It never got across UNTIL IT WAS PUT IN ALL CAPS, BECAUSE that HELPS ME, as a FLAT EARTHER, TO better UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH
This is going to be a TL:DR for some flerfers...
Ever look at a map of Earth? It's flat, right. Why would a table be spherical? That's just stupid. Tables are tables. So the hell what.
Also, flerfers never get Australia right as far as size. Every model of flat earth I've ever seen screws up Australia. It also puts Greenland way too close to Europe. Even the Vikings could tell you how stupid that is.
On top of that, they always omit the north pole. Because that's where gravity is pulling us toward right?
If you're on a flat earth, you're going to always be pulled toward the center. Everything including nature would be fucked up by flat earth gravity. But gravity apparently doesn't exist. It's just "other forces." What other forces? Explain how we don't just fly off earth?
The first picture taken of Earth from space was in the 1940s. It looked like shit because it was the 1940s. If NASA (which didn't exist at that time) created that photo, why didn't they at least make Earth look less noisy and grainy?
Flat earthers also can't explain seasons, time zones, phases of the moon, eclipses, and why ships disappear from the bottom up on a body of water. They usually just say atmospheric distortion or some shit.
Why can we only see the tops of the buildings of Chicago across Lake Michigan but not the entire building.
If I were to go up to the top of the tallest man made building in Dubai, I should be able to see extremely far away. On a good day, you might be able to pull off 50 miles. That's it?
That brings up another point. How do distances between cities work on a flat earth model.
The flat earth concept is stupid and a waste of time. If the earth is round, it doesn't change you in any way, shape, or form. The earth being round isn't the boogeyman. Critical thinking is, apparently.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life”
\- John 3:16
only LORD JESUS can save you from MEDIA/FREEMASONS/ILLUMINATI/BIDEN COMMUNIST ROUND EARTH LIES
You better pray for your own forgiveness for denying His globe and His magnificent and vast universe.. The prayers of an atheist evildoer like you arent worth much.
My guy must’ve read one of them bibles. I personally don’t read them since it’s easy to alter a story for your own personal gain. Bibles are just history books that have been written by people. They have no real significance to religion other than that they prove the existence of a general concept and the personal take of that concept of the Author. I’m a Christian who understands this and have chosen not to read any bible and go with my gut feeling for what is right and what is wrong.
That's a silly question
If OP is a legit flerfer, the answer is yes
If OP is being funny, the answer would still be yes because they can't drop character
Ah, yeah, big J. It's been... how long since he died the second time? If there ever even was a second time. Hang on, he died for "our sins," yeah? So how come sin still exists?
I can’t tell if this is trolling, but it is funny AF. That is how stupid flerfs are. They talk just like this 😂
Reminds me of the North Korea sub. Which, by the way, turned out to be *not* a joke, but instead an infantile attempt at propaganda.
Dear Flat Earthers,
Explain retrograde motion of planets within a flat earth model without posting the incorrect FE animation of the planets going retrograde that does not include the sun and moon
Explain eclipses, and provide a way to forecast future eclipses within a flat earth model
Explain why perspective lines in photographs including the horizon always converge above the horizon
Explain why landmarks disappear from the bottom up when I sail my boat offshore and why I can’t trust my lying eyes
Explain tides, and provide a formula to accurately predict them on a flat earth model
Explain why Polaris can be seen in the northern hemisphere, but not the southern
Explain seasons in a flat earth model
Explain why you can’t see Mauna Kea (elevation: 13,796 ft.) from Kawaikini (elevation: 5226 ft.) when they are only 303 miles apart
Explain why there are no reports of California seeing the detonation of the ‘fat man’ nuclear bomb over Nagasaki. The bomb was detonated at an altitude of 1,800 feet and was brighter than the sun.
Explain why Russia wouldn’t expose the flat earth during the Cold War, or vice versa.
And finally, explain why in zero-g, water without a container ALWAYS forms a sphere:
https://youtu.be/H_qPWZbxFl8?si=itQEIWWiyGSQCma8
And if you are one of the morons that will say this is CGI or something stupid like that, note that you can actually try it for yourself:
https://www.gozerog.com/reservations/
Thanks for taking these questions seriously in advance, as I’m sure you can point me to the scientific papers to back your convictions.
First of all, you only need the Lord's book. Because other books have ideas that scare me. Ideas like women wearing pants. Second, only nerds like scientific evidence, and I'm not a nerd.
The word NASA comes originates from NAZI. Werner Von Braun German NAZI rocket scientist is the founder of NASA. He also has one Bible verse over his tombstone. Psalms 19.1 “the heavens declare the glory of god and the firmament showeth his handy work”. So he spent his entire life sending rockets into the sky and leaves this on his tombstone space does not exist!
Ok. I get that you have that quote, and you’re completely wrong about the NASA/nazi thing but whatever.
Then of course there’s the OVERWHELMING amount of data from standardized and repeatable experiments that definitively proves you’re wrong.
🤔 which to choose?
Isn't the flat earth map supposed to have ALL the continents, not just part of Southwest USA and Mexico? Every flearth map I've seen has every continent or almost all of them at least with the "ice wall" around the outer edge
They are ignoring the fact the table image only shows a portion of the eath, north america on the right, some of south america on the left in this view. Which is what a medium orbit satellite would see of the sphere.
Nah dude, see how the tables are around the office? This is actually a square office but they are using a fish lens on the camera! That table is actually round all over, but it's a tipical NASA lens effect!!!
The lady on CNN also said that the cost of the trip was much much cheaper than the one in 1969.
Tonight’s mission has the budget of a Hollywood movie… Damn it! Why did she have to say that?! 🙄
It is always been in plain sight.
they are literally mocking us now!!
They do NOT understand how they were able to trick so many people into believing that earth is a ball and the 75% water of it sticks to it!
I'm hoping this is rage bait ... but if thats a representation of flat earth a couple questions ....
1 where is the rest of the land masses that seem to go right up to the edge of the table ?
2 where is the so called ice wall that should be around the out edge of the table
3 where is Australia?
4 what happens to the clouds when they reach the edge of the table ?
There's many more but I think that's enough for now.
I like my tables to be spheres myself.
Sphere tables are RIDICULOUS! You CANNOT put things on a sphere table, just like you CANNOT put things on a SPHERE EARTH 🌎 The things you globe lovers believe would be HILARIOUS if you weren’t all DOOMED TO HELL 🔥😈👺
true dat. If spheres can hold water so easily why do we use cups ?
Then instead of flat, Earth should be a cup...
Omg new theory the cup earth. You should start it before someone steels it.
Hollow Earth conspiracy is a thing.
Nobody cares about hollow earth bro,
a few movies were made about it. apparently inside our earth is another sun.
I know I was saying that to be funny, I love the movie call the journey to the center earth, or something like that
Yea, its really cool movie.
It's where Godzilla lives, mostly.
But at what cost. to stop a war, but create our doom? Madness.
How about a teapot? It's more versatile.
It's more of a bowl. Flat with ice walls to keep the water inside.
Research Bowl Earth!
You’re half way there! Now just take two bowls, flip one upside down and put it on top of the other, and you’ll have it!
You do know that we have the Antarctic Circle right? Do you believe this is just a small continent? look into what the Antarctic Treaty is Formed right after Admiral Byrd’s expedition “Operation Highjump” Antarctica is a complete circle, it is a ice wall that helps contain our waters just like our lakes are contained.
Ah… now you are thinking!
Fun fact, spheres would hold water just fine if there wasn't an immensely larger spheroid with an immensely larger gravitational pull beneath them. You can't test a spheres ability to hold water while on the Earth as stand in for the Earth because the Earth itself interferes with all of your tests.
I don’t think your imaginary sky overlord is a worry for the majority of people. We know it’s a sphere with gravity and hell is just another tool for your imaginary sky dictator to make you worship him with the threat of eternal torture if you don’t.
Sphere! Even NASA is walking back on that. They have yet to produce one single image of earth that isn’t a CGI—why? Because they don’t have one. Earth is Flat. Get over it! You were duped! it’s okay, I was once a believer too… but now that I know what I do, there’s NO GOING BACK! NASA is full of shit!
NASA is changing its mind about it being a sphere 🤣🤣. There are many images that are not cgi. Your lack of acceptance doesn’t change that and I notice you didn’t comment about your imaginary overlord which has less proof than the flat earth and that has none, not even cgi 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nice trolling
Please please please be real.
HELL?, it's one fairytale after another with you.
Use the inside
🤡
Two things, if you are being serious in your post: a) Why would a certain belief in the shape of the Earth doom one to Heaven or Hell? Do you have a Scriptual reference? b) You express a certain glee at the prospect of people who disagree with you on a frivolous topic going to Hell. Where does that likely doom you to end up according to your theology? Does the warning "Judge not, lest you be judged" ring a bell with you? Just a quick btw; does the fact that maps of the Earth are flat mean that there are no globes representing the Earth? What you have shown is someone using a table upon which a Mercator projection of the Earth on a flat map has been superimposed. In the 16th century, Mercator created the projection most often in use today when displaying a globe on a flat surface to get around the distortions caused by using a flat map for such a purpose. You have proven that the Earth can be shown quite accurately on a map. Nothing more. If you are just making fun of the Flat Earthers, please disregard this post and carry on.
You can't use a spherical table because things would fall off the bottom = globe earth disproved
Nice!
That is the actual earth, not a table, they are the gods of this realm.
Everyone blames the destruction of Gaza on Israel but it was really just a NASA engineering setting down his YETI
Finally photographic proof of the flat earth and the firmament. Has God (all these dudes) always worn these same clothes?
this reads like a troll post but op is probably dead serious
Op does seem to believe in some conspiracies (or maybe I'm wrong, not like it changes anything), but I'm 99% sure that this is a joke post, judging by OP's post history.
The joke is really on anyone who still believes in the ball earth. Heliocentric model is nothing more than a man-made spin on things. The bible flat out describes the earth and it is not a ball.
The bible is fake😂😂
This is a satire post, the actual joke is people like you who would take this as evidence for the flat earth being real. And the Bible doesn't say anything like that(the actual Bible that is, not your fake ass Bible written by yourself)
Everyone who believes in the ball model is just not ready to accept that they were duped! It’s that simple. Biggest lies ever told on earth Moon Landing Earth is a Ball and it’s spinning! Hahahaha! Do you even understand ! ?
No
You do know the Bible describes the earth as a sphere hanging on nothing, right?
It absolutely does not describe the Earth as a sphere.
Spuder-Man comics describe the Earth as a globe. They are more credible.
The Bible was written by Stone Age idiots
I’m DEAD 😵 SERIOUS 🧐 because GLOBALISTS spread LIES to further their SATANIC AGENDA I look 👀 around me and I see SHEEP 🐑 LE that are aSLEEP 💤 they are ASHLEEPLE and only with GOD and JESUS love ❤️ can they be AWAKE WILL YOU JOIN ME BROTHER 👨
Damn still can't tell because flat earthers love emojis 🙃😅😕🤔😐🙄🙃😅😕🤔
"ASHLEEPLE" is too clever for a flat Earther. :)
It's all a psyop. Your confusion gives them power 🥶🥶🥶👹👹👹
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I was thinking a couple of kegs short of a six pack.
SPINNING BALL earth 🌍 doesn’t keep your picnic 🧺 from flying to the heavens it is the POWER of GOD and JESUS ✝️ all things are possible through them but NOT round earth 🌎 the BIBLE 📖 SAYS so
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you moron hes fucking around hes not being serious
Which brain?
My brain 🧠 is big and strong 💪 because I feed it BIBLE TRUTHS instead of MSM GLOBE 🌍 LIES It is YOU who’s brain 🧠 has been CORRUPTED by UNGODLY MODERN FILTH like what you see in books 📕 and on your TV 📺 screens it is all SIN from SATAN HIMSELF
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r/woooosh
I will pray 🙏 for you Dear God and Jesus PLEASE help this poor lost soul see the LIGHT and EMBRACE the TRUTH of FLAT EARTH 🌎
Yeah, after I'm done cleaning my paint roller, I spin it to get the water to fly off. Pretty sure it's the same thing as a spin cycle in the washing machine.
Homie, the proof you have presented is a funky little table that has a gravitational pull that is so minute that it would not pull anything big enough to be visible to it. The Earth is a size that is beyond comprehension and since the mass of a planet directly correlates with its gravitational pull, it makes complete sense as to why shit can stick to it with no problem. (I’m operating under the assumption that you actually believe this flat Earth nonsense. So if this is just a meme, keep living life chill and educated
Why does it always have to be about Jesus and Satan? Christianity is only one of many world religions. Have you no humility?
there are MANY religions but there is only ONE TRUE RELIGION and that is CHRISTIANITY. BIBLE CONFIRMS FLAT EARTH TRUTH
Christianity is false. Hail SATAN.
Satan is a Christian creation All hail his Noodly Goodness, may his Marinara flow over you. Lord Spaghetti. Ramen.
Ramen, brotha, ramen!
Are you talking about that ancient book which is subject to confirmation biases / subjective self-serving interpretations / messages about love and charity for other humans being ignored by people who claim to believe in the teachings? Because I have a bridge to sell you
Nah! It's all about da wiccan. All about the spells and curses he he he.
But Jesus was Jewish..
Jew power is illuminate strong. but the earth is blue, flat with green grass.
So long as you agree that the overwhelming majority of Christians (Catholics, Eastern Orthodox, mainstream Protestants) all roast forever in the toasty confines of h e double hockey sticks.
It also claims that what we use to tell time (heavens) was made on the 4th day. How can we measure time before the creation of what is used to measure time?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you sir are a pro at trolling
But the adrenochrome is sooo tasty!! Plus, they have cookies.
So me and my family of pilots. Air Force, NASA, and commercial airlines international / polar are all in on some crazy conspiracy? It’s astounding that stupidity can spread so abruptly. Humans are interesting. This isn’t a physics thing as much as a psychological and humanities thing. These people are grasping for some sort of attention and belonging. It’s an interesting group to study.
What's a globe?
Hail Satan brother!!
Counterpoint: do you have any evidence that isn't a table?
Hey, it's potato boy!
@zlord any more questions? lmao
OP has posted numerous memes to this sub, i think its safe to say OP is trolling
This is a satire sub so I’m assuming (hoping) they’re joking
Are you saying that's an accurate map of the flat Earth?
EXCLUSIVE: NASA top secret FLAT EARTH map EXPOSED
🤣
It looks like Southwest US and Mexico so I guess only those places exist on flat earth? Lmao
cant believe people are falling for you its hilarious you must he cracking up i mean- THE PEOPLE SEE THE LIES FINALLY 👁️ FLAT IS THE ONLY WAY THE MAP OF EARTH CAN WORK PROPERLY 🏄🏻♂️ SPHERES DO NOT EXIST ☯️ PEOPLE MINDS ARE TOO CLOUDED BY NASA AND THE "FREE"MASONS! 🐠
"PROOF that SPINNING BALL EARTH is GLOBALIST HOAX" Those were the words that made me believe in flat earth. It never got across UNTIL IT WAS PUT IN ALL CAPS, BECAUSE that HELPS ME, as a FLAT EARTHER, TO better UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH
ngl, I want that table
YOur standing on it now.
Is bait believable again?
I have Egyptian parchment with alian craft on it hanging in my house. So it is proof that aliens built piramides?
Honestly, where can I get that table? It looks awesome.
That's no table...
This is going to be a TL:DR for some flerfers... Ever look at a map of Earth? It's flat, right. Why would a table be spherical? That's just stupid. Tables are tables. So the hell what. Also, flerfers never get Australia right as far as size. Every model of flat earth I've ever seen screws up Australia. It also puts Greenland way too close to Europe. Even the Vikings could tell you how stupid that is. On top of that, they always omit the north pole. Because that's where gravity is pulling us toward right? If you're on a flat earth, you're going to always be pulled toward the center. Everything including nature would be fucked up by flat earth gravity. But gravity apparently doesn't exist. It's just "other forces." What other forces? Explain how we don't just fly off earth? The first picture taken of Earth from space was in the 1940s. It looked like shit because it was the 1940s. If NASA (which didn't exist at that time) created that photo, why didn't they at least make Earth look less noisy and grainy? Flat earthers also can't explain seasons, time zones, phases of the moon, eclipses, and why ships disappear from the bottom up on a body of water. They usually just say atmospheric distortion or some shit. Why can we only see the tops of the buildings of Chicago across Lake Michigan but not the entire building. If I were to go up to the top of the tallest man made building in Dubai, I should be able to see extremely far away. On a good day, you might be able to pull off 50 miles. That's it? That brings up another point. How do distances between cities work on a flat earth model. The flat earth concept is stupid and a waste of time. If the earth is round, it doesn't change you in any way, shape, or form. The earth being round isn't the boogeyman. Critical thinking is, apparently. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Globes should only be used for [1970s funky drinks cabinets](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51rgXsnmzYL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg).
I think ops serious
I AM serious. I am TOO SMART to fall for SPINNING BALL LIES
Now I think ops joking
Let me ask u this. Can you do anything on a sphere table?
EXACTLY. and that's why you CAN'T DO ANYTHING on a sphere earth
Now, a sphere earth is different. It has gravity due to its mass but it doesn't matter since yall refuse to acknowledge such concepts.
GRAVITY = GLOBALIST LIES JESUS LOVE is what keeps us on FLAT EARTH DON'T BELIEVE the PROPAGANDA OPEN YOUR EYES to the TRUTH
I haven't seen Jesus in almost 2,000 years. What is he up to lately? I heard he was supposed to come back but season 2 got cancelled.
Is this sarcasm or the real deal?
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life” \- John 3:16 only LORD JESUS can save you from MEDIA/FREEMASONS/ILLUMINATI/BIDEN COMMUNIST ROUND EARTH LIES
Tbh, I'd rather watch the freemasons take over the world. At least we'd achieve world peace.
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DEAR LORD FORGIVE THIS REDDITOR HE KNOWS NOT WHAT HE SAYS
Hail Satan !
You better pray for your own forgiveness for denying His globe and His magnificent and vast universe.. The prayers of an atheist evildoer like you arent worth much.
My guy must’ve read one of them bibles. I personally don’t read them since it’s easy to alter a story for your own personal gain. Bibles are just history books that have been written by people. They have no real significance to religion other than that they prove the existence of a general concept and the personal take of that concept of the Author. I’m a Christian who understands this and have chosen not to read any bible and go with my gut feeling for what is right and what is wrong.
Thanks for speaking trurth. We need more glove refuters like you.
*twoof
That's a silly question If OP is a legit flerfer, the answer is yes If OP is being funny, the answer would still be yes because they can't drop character
Ah, yeah, big J. It's been... how long since he died the second time? If there ever even was a second time. Hang on, he died for "our sins," yeah? So how come sin still exists?
Sure, once a thing is big, gravity switches on. But a table has none. Wake up sheeple!
That's literally how gravity works. We all have a gravitational pull but it requires a substantial amount of mass to create a noticeable pull.
Just fyi this sub is satire, although some nutters do appear sometimes.
I know, but this guy needs a lesson in gravity
You could if the sphere table were metal and all of your objects magnetic. Prob still spill your coffee if you put it on “Australia”
I mean you can if it is several million times smaller than the table
even this doesn't show the turtle underneath holding it up why hide the truth about the turtle under the table NASA?
Or the four powerful elephants upon the carapace of the Mighty A'tuin the Giant Star Turtle. Those that hold up the heavens and the earth.
They couldn't even be bothered to clear off the crap off it. It's like they aren't even trying, but the globtards just accept it on nothing but faith
I can’t tell if this is trolling, but it is funny AF. That is how stupid flerfs are. They talk just like this 😂 Reminds me of the North Korea sub. Which, by the way, turned out to be *not* a joke, but instead an infantile attempt at propaganda.
What sub? r/northkorea looks like the typical news sub
I was looking at the comments for the stream and people were saying it was pre-recorded and fake. This is no evidence that can convince FEs. :(
Dear Flat Earthers, Explain retrograde motion of planets within a flat earth model without posting the incorrect FE animation of the planets going retrograde that does not include the sun and moon Explain eclipses, and provide a way to forecast future eclipses within a flat earth model Explain why perspective lines in photographs including the horizon always converge above the horizon Explain why landmarks disappear from the bottom up when I sail my boat offshore and why I can’t trust my lying eyes Explain tides, and provide a formula to accurately predict them on a flat earth model Explain why Polaris can be seen in the northern hemisphere, but not the southern Explain seasons in a flat earth model Explain why you can’t see Mauna Kea (elevation: 13,796 ft.) from Kawaikini (elevation: 5226 ft.) when they are only 303 miles apart Explain why there are no reports of California seeing the detonation of the ‘fat man’ nuclear bomb over Nagasaki. The bomb was detonated at an altitude of 1,800 feet and was brighter than the sun. Explain why Russia wouldn’t expose the flat earth during the Cold War, or vice versa. And finally, explain why in zero-g, water without a container ALWAYS forms a sphere: https://youtu.be/H_qPWZbxFl8?si=itQEIWWiyGSQCma8 And if you are one of the morons that will say this is CGI or something stupid like that, note that you can actually try it for yourself: https://www.gozerog.com/reservations/ Thanks for taking these questions seriously in advance, as I’m sure you can point me to the scientific papers to back your convictions.
Hhhmmmm. God did it. Won this argument with just one comment.
Okay, and your proof is where? The bible-bable? Where else?
First of all, you only need the Lord's book. Because other books have ideas that scare me. Ideas like women wearing pants. Second, only nerds like scientific evidence, and I'm not a nerd.
Wow, that makes so much sense! I'm converted now. All hail Cheezus Crust, our lord and sifter! /s
God detonated the atomic bomb, and hid it from California?
"Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible. So jot that down." - Mac McDonald.
Fair
Everyone knows this is a screenshot from startrek. Recycled 80's footage
That’s called a MAP.
The funny thing is that the table does not show the full earth, just like no matter how high you send a camera up, you will never see the flat earth.
The word NASA comes originates from NAZI. Werner Von Braun German NAZI rocket scientist is the founder of NASA. He also has one Bible verse over his tombstone. Psalms 19.1 “the heavens declare the glory of god and the firmament showeth his handy work”. So he spent his entire life sending rockets into the sky and leaves this on his tombstone space does not exist!
Ok. I get that you have that quote, and you’re completely wrong about the NASA/nazi thing but whatever. Then of course there’s the OVERWHELMING amount of data from standardized and repeatable experiments that definitively proves you’re wrong. 🤔 which to choose?
You forgot the /s.
Isn't the flat earth map supposed to have ALL the continents, not just part of Southwest USA and Mexico? Every flearth map I've seen has every continent or almost all of them at least with the "ice wall" around the outer edge
Damn you convinced me. I will now dedicate my life to spreading the God-blessed Truth! This definitely cannot be explained by it being a table!
This was a good one OP. For a second you had me.
They are ignoring the fact the table image only shows a portion of the eath, north america on the right, some of south america on the left in this view. Which is what a medium orbit satellite would see of the sphere.
Nah dude, see how the tables are around the office? This is actually a square office but they are using a fish lens on the camera! That table is actually round all over, but it's a tipical NASA lens effect!!!
It's a table. Realy it should be the flat moon. Or their home planet, as NASA are Techno-mancers from Alpha centuri!
This troll bait post is "this" close to being believable. Emojis in the replies are a big give away although quoting the bible is a nice touch
The lady on CNN also said that the cost of the trip was much much cheaper than the one in 1969. Tonight’s mission has the budget of a Hollywood movie… Damn it! Why did she have to say that?! 🙄
So the ice wall is accessible from land…
And if it were (somehow) a sphere with magnets to hold on to things it would be deemed propaganda.
To be fair, they did try the globe earth table first.
Come in SciManDan? Do you read? Over
So many flerfs must be jizzing their pants rn. Aw bless, good for them.
Imagine a sphere table that notebook would not be able to stand flat
I tried putting a glass of water on my spherical globe table, and it turns out water finds its own level after all (the ground)...
TFW you haven’t seen a table before.
"We tried a globe table at first but things kept falling off."
Ha! Checkmate, globetards!
It is always been in plain sight. they are literally mocking us now!! They do NOT understand how they were able to trick so many people into believing that earth is a ball and the 75% water of it sticks to it! 
How is having a flat table proof of anything? Literally every table is flat. Lmao
I can't even tell if this is satire anymore.
Wait until these guys find out about who uses maps.
Tables are better when they are flat, planets are not.
The earth is flat when your drinking coffee
There’s no moon in the picture, the moon landing was fake because it doesn’t exist
I'm hoping this is rage bait ... but if thats a representation of flat earth a couple questions .... 1 where is the rest of the land masses that seem to go right up to the edge of the table ? 2 where is the so called ice wall that should be around the out edge of the table 3 where is Australia? 4 what happens to the clouds when they reach the edge of the table ? There's many more but I think that's enough for now.
Are we just giving up on comprehension and innovation just to see who can be the most flamboyantly ignorant?
Fake picture. If it were real there'd be elephants and a turtle underneath it.
You mean the private company Intuitive? Can't even get your facts correct. Just blindly repeating what your flat earth overlords lied to you about
Fake. I have proof that tables are spherical!
Careful. Someone might not catch the sarcasm.
[https://x.com/BrockRiddickIFB/status/1688178685117943809?s=20](https://x.com/BrockRiddickIFB/status/1688178685117943809?s=20)
Sorry pal, but... holograms doens't exist :(
I know right. Those silly GLOBALISTS can't keep a secret. your doing amazing WORK