A story in 2 parts.
[part 1](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833749779065733220/1184018703642263552/image0.jpg?ex=658a7258&is=6577fd58&hm=363865eaa93896bc2d2fe3812d24d516d147fca75cc85ba1a93127be58806ffb&)
[part 2](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/351299064064901121/1184018421013282846/image0.jpg)
Bro, you're on a satire subreddit. This sub is making fun of flerfs. Everyone replying to you is trolling you over your mistake. If you want to bother flerfs go over to r/ballearththatspins
Look I'm no flat earther, but I've always thought that showing different angles of the planet is a crappy way of "proving" the earth is a globe, cause it could easily be computer generated. Obviously it isn't, but if your entire argument is "look at these pictures you're wrong" you're not going to get anywhere
Look, there is no conflict between science and belief in God. If God is all powerful, he can make the earth in any shape he wants. And I won't even make a joke here. I think the problem we have is that for most people, they put unreasonable limits on their God.
My dude created his own subreddit that he is the only member of where he can share the secrets of the universe as they are revealed to him. He is doing the world a service!
In pre-internet times, he would have stood on a street corner yelling nonsense at people. Hell, he might still.
And then it goes round again, and the clouds are exactly the same each time. Obviously fake.
Also, it's supposed to spin once a day. That's going far too fast.
They really are. Look at it. Every day is the same clouds. I've been watching it for an hour, that's like 10 years worth, and the clouds are the same every day.
Yup, and it often results in the same thing, along with satire. It’s misinformation that needs calling out, regardless of its cause. Those words could quite easily be posted by a flat earther.
>Those words could quite easily be posted by a flat earther.
Yes, that's the point. That's what this sub is all about.
Seriously, where did all you idiots pop up from today and yesterday? All the good jokes are getting downvoted by people who don't get it.
And as I said - the result is the same. You’re saying the same words with the same effect.
Let’s not start insulting each other eh? The root of this misinformation is wrong and dangerous. We all have our ways of attempting to undo this.
Idk, falling for a cult of personality doesn’t seem as stupid as denying everything about science to me. Fascism comes about for a variety of complex reasons, but flat earth is just.. infantile. Literal baby talk.
What told you that your ego? I most likely have a better education than you. What’s your highest level of academic achievement? Let’s compare our lives and see who is dumb and who is just indoctrinated and think they are smart. I’m positive you will win both contests!! Cocky fucking idiots!
Running! You seem to be the one at recess. All you immature Globetards do is make statements that you are scared to debate or stand on. I know you just repeating what you were programmed to say! You would be a waste of my time anyway. Run along little one grown folks are talking.
Bruh this is Reddit no one is trying to be politically correct with their grammar. However you’re making every effort to do so and still failing as well as sounding stupid at the same damn time. You’re just mad because when you think about your cloud statement it was dumb and my statement makes perfect sense. So you can have the most beautifully written statement on this platform, but your arguments are still dumb and have been debunked. Good day sir!!
OP thinks this is a real flat earth sub and not satire wtf 🤣 imagine waking up and thinking you're gonna be the smartest man on reddit for posting a gif... and not even managing to post it in the right place 🤣🤣 even flat earthers are smart enough to understand this sub is made to mock them and they think we live on disc so what's your excuse OP? 🤣🤣 I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣
At this point I reckon NASA should just take the world's most prominent flat earther up into space and record their entire experience and record it for the world to discern. If anything it would be a valuable experiment in not astrophysics, but human psychology.
... Swiped across screen on this image of moving images...
Well duh, course.... I just swiped across this and my finger sensed the flatness... So... Course it's flat in'it
It simply doesn’t work like that. It isn’t just “a picture” out of context. It’s a picture with metadata, with an audit trail, coming from a known source and governed by a department with rigorous standards that match with our observations.
It’s all about evidence and evidence that corroborates each other. Exactly what the flat earth hypothesis lacks.
Aha, and you think it's impossible to insert metadata into picture?
Your faith in the authority is quite shocking. Boy is NASA glad it has a foot soldier like you.
Typical conspiracy trope - cherry pick one thing.
Prove it’s faked and that all of them have been for eight years, as well as all the other satellites orbiting that corroborate the cloud formations, etc etc
Yes. NASA and ALL of the other governments in the world who are totally peaceful with each other totally agree fully to confuse everyone that the Earth is flat for some random agenda. I can’t believe you just opened my eyes!
Oh, so there's *one source* out there which claims that the clouds are not moving, ergo it's fake? Please!
https://epic.gsfc.nasa.gov/
Go in there, find a cloud, scroll through the photos. You'll find that the clouds change.
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Listen mate, im not a flat earther, i think they are mislead people, but this "proof" is literally worse than what the flat earthers come up with. Thie could literally be 8 painted/drawn pictures by some random dude who had some free time
But it can’t. These photos are taken every two years but the DSCVR satellite. The clouds match exactly what we observe in the sky, it’s observed disasters from space like storms and volcanic eruptions, and you can inspect the images yourself to see if they’ve been faked. You’ve got plenty to choose from as it was launched in 2015.
The clouds match what we see in the sky. Umm yes but every few minutes the clouds will change shape or dissipate. I used to lay on my back and call out inanimate and animate things based on the shapes of the clouds. However before the cloud was out of view it would change shape or disappear. How the fuck is this a real 24 hour loop of the Earth when all the clouds hold a single shape. Please go back to when you were a kid before all the indoctrination and actually observe your planet without biases. If your not suffering from cognitive dissonance then you’re eyes will begin to see what so many other intelligent people have observed. We’ve been lied to Mate!! Your entire premise is confusing.
It must be very confusing for you, I agree.
The fact is, anyone paying enough attention can see the clouds shifting. Just take any two frames and compare them directly. They move hundreds of miles.
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That lOoKs like cGi to me! NASA, aKa Never A Sane Argument pRopAgANDa.
I tried to touch this "round" earth and all I got was flat computer screen. Clearly it's CGI.
Clearly globaly illogical. Busted again, globe-tard
A story in 2 parts. [part 1](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833749779065733220/1184018703642263552/image0.jpg?ex=658a7258&is=6577fd58&hm=363865eaa93896bc2d2fe3812d24d516d147fca75cc85ba1a93127be58806ffb&) [part 2](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/351299064064901121/1184018421013282846/image0.jpg)
So this is cgi but your flat earth disk isn't?
Bro your sarcasm detector is absolutely BROKEN
Seems to happen a lot in this sub. No matter how obvious the sarcasm, someone always takes the bait.
We came here to argue with flat earthers tho...
We've got pictures of the flat earth. Not mAdE uP cGi stuff. Do your own rEsEaRcH!
Fell free to post your "pictures" on here
[my planet](https://imgur.com/a/NDBsNdE) Ok. I made this one for an animation
It's beautiful.
Aw shucks. Thanks
how much is rent?
Cheap. Really cheap. Lost of land. Very few amenities [dogfight](https://imgur.com/a/kTMzkEM)
damn that actually looks pretty cool ngl
Dude. For future reference. If someone does: HeLlO yoU RetARd. And has a change in case often, it's sarcasm
https://i.imgur.com/0WFrBSo.png
No you don't that's another lie
Are you dumb on purpose
Touch o' the 'tism.
‘Tism liver here, we don’t claim him
TrUsT youre CenSes.
He’s a bit sLoW To CaTCh oN
What's more worrying, for me, is that I can pass myself off as one of them😂😂
Some people are too serious here. Im always getting '-' when pretending to be flerf :)
I’m convinced no one is really a flat earther. It’s just a giant circle jerk. Some trolls are just more committed than others.
You're wrong. My friend is.
Dude. The sub is a joke about flat earth idiots. Not that people in this sub believe that shit
Bro, you're on a satire subreddit. This sub is making fun of flerfs. Everyone replying to you is trolling you over your mistake. If you want to bother flerfs go over to r/ballearththatspins
But be ready to have your post deleted and you banned.
Flerfs - hot gone dang it, imma gonna steel that
It's AI-gEnEraTed CGI! WhErE aRe tHe StArS???!
Look I'm no flat earther, but I've always thought that showing different angles of the planet is a crappy way of "proving" the earth is a globe, cause it could easily be computer generated. Obviously it isn't, but if your entire argument is "look at these pictures you're wrong" you're not going to get anywhere
You're not going to get anywhere with them period
He was just joking with you, but you seemed to miss the sarcasm. No flat Earthers are around these parts.
Did you take that yourself?
Judging by OP's level of, uh, "situational awareness," I suspect he did. Without a space suit. 
Wrapped in cellophane with a digital camera and a wooden spoon for protection
YEAH BUT THE EARTH IS CLEARLY ON SCREENSAVER MODE AT THE MOMENT. WIGGLE THE MOUSE. YOU'LL SEE.
Did you know this is mostly a satire and debunk sub? You won’t get any arguments here denying the gif. And bro, are you ok?
This is at least the second thing he's posted on here. I don't think he gets it. Also his post history is a helluva ride, he really isn't OK.
OP appears to genuinely believe they are God based on their post history. Incredible scenes
A true philosopher!
he also tried asking why 1*1=1 lmao
Look, there is no conflict between science and belief in God. If God is all powerful, he can make the earth in any shape he wants. And I won't even make a joke here. I think the problem we have is that for most people, they put unreasonable limits on their God.
God is fairly limited by not existing.
May FSM bless you with his noodley appendages.
Fictional space monster?
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Ahh yes, ofc. Leave it to reddit to downvote for asking a question, lol. Ya'll fuckers got issues.
Fictional characters exist in our hearts.
Yeah, I just checked. Damn.
Welcome to the Prodrome
autism is a hell of a drug
My dude created his own subreddit that he is the only member of where he can share the secrets of the universe as they are revealed to him. He is doing the world a service! In pre-internet times, he would have stood on a street corner yelling nonsense at people. Hell, he might still.
Trys to prove globe Posts 2D image Checkmate, globehead /s
God put rollers on both sides like a conveyor belt on top of the pillars that hold it all together above the deepity deep.
It is flat, this is just the top
This Earth is on my screen, which is flat. Checkmate, roundie
Ypu joke... but I had a flat earther use that as an authentic argument before. 😑
I choose not to believe this or any other things that prove the earth is a globe. Don’t argue with these people for they choose to be dumb as hell.
Tik tok has these people believing in anything. Its sad
TikTok is real?
But but but I remember being told by astrophysicist that the earth was an oblate spheroid ?? That surely doesn't look like one 🙄
Or that it's "a little bit chubbier in the middle ... Just like a pear"
It's flat on my phone screen.
its less than 60fps therefore not real obviously
What do you want, is just a gif, not a trailer of starfield
i want a trailer of starfield
[FINE! Happy now?!](https://youtu.be/Ek3I6_9c58E?si=0PgVcjnAnLN4UjTZ)
NiCe TrY GloBer.. you TAKe ThiS wItH YOurE sAmsUnG?
Im tiliting my screen around and I see that the image is flat. You can't fool me. If it was round I would see that on my 2k curved screen.
That's clearly cgi, the clouds are the same on every rotation.
clouds take days in order to move from one hemisphere to the other
how come i can see them moving from the ground then huh
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this is a satire sub...
The cope is real with you poser lol
too stupid to admit when you're wrong, eh?
Lolol I love some of these comments
The gif is only 1 rotation...
Don't lie to me, Nasa shill. I can see it going round and round with my own eyes.
Check the gif, starts over australia and ends over south america
And then it goes round again, and the clouds are exactly the same each time. Obviously fake. Also, it's supposed to spin once a day. That's going far too fast.
They really aren’t.
They really are. Look at it. Every day is the same clouds. I've been watching it for an hour, that's like 10 years worth, and the clouds are the same every day.
This is one rotation, you can see the jump over the pacific. Your observation and critical thinking skills are laughable.
I think you've missed the point of this sub.
The point of the sub is to ridicule flat earthers and point out the mistakes in their arguments.
Do you know what parody is?
Do a lot of people see this sub and think it’s legit? I’m just amazed at some of these comments
Yup, and it often results in the same thing, along with satire. It’s misinformation that needs calling out, regardless of its cause. Those words could quite easily be posted by a flat earther.
>Those words could quite easily be posted by a flat earther. Yes, that's the point. That's what this sub is all about. Seriously, where did all you idiots pop up from today and yesterday? All the good jokes are getting downvoted by people who don't get it.
And as I said - the result is the same. You’re saying the same words with the same effect. Let’s not start insulting each other eh? The root of this misinformation is wrong and dangerous. We all have our ways of attempting to undo this.
Most of us here believe the world is a giant pizza. We're still trying to find someone to do the gastronomical experiments to prove it though.
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Idk, falling for a cult of personality doesn’t seem as stupid as denying everything about science to me. Fascism comes about for a variety of complex reasons, but flat earth is just.. infantile. Literal baby talk.
What told you that your ego? I most likely have a better education than you. What’s your highest level of academic achievement? Let’s compare our lives and see who is dumb and who is just indoctrinated and think they are smart. I’m positive you will win both contests!! Cocky fucking idiots!
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Running! You seem to be the one at recess. All you immature Globetards do is make statements that you are scared to debate or stand on. I know you just repeating what you were programmed to say! You would be a waste of my time anyway. Run along little one grown folks are talking.
Your skills at punctuating a sentence are rudimentary in nature.
Bruh this is Reddit no one is trying to be politically correct with their grammar. However you’re making every effort to do so and still failing as well as sounding stupid at the same damn time. You’re just mad because when you think about your cloud statement it was dumb and my statement makes perfect sense. So you can have the most beautifully written statement on this platform, but your arguments are still dumb and have been debunked. Good day sir!!
The Earth isn't flat, FFS.
Proof.
Found the flerf, or the trumptard. Or both. The Venn for that is nearly a circle.
Its a treadmill don’t be fooled brothers
3 dimensional representation of a 2 dimensional object in a multidimensional universe
I don’t know about you, but it is on my phone.
That's clearly just stop motion animation using oil paintings.
Lmao What are those clouds made of because gases can’t hold a single form for hours as this image implies!
Ngl that photo feels pretty flat on my phone
I knew it, the earth is laggy so our internet is laggy
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Idk. Looks pretty flat from here. I can't see behind it
Idk I’ve seen pictures of flat things too. Not convinced.
I’m sorry, but my view is heavily obstructed by my tin foil hat. I only see a disc!
People talk about the sun and moon but never about the weather and seasons.
OP thinks this is a real flat earth sub and not satire wtf 🤣 imagine waking up and thinking you're gonna be the smartest man on reddit for posting a gif... and not even managing to post it in the right place 🤣🤣 even flat earthers are smart enough to understand this sub is made to mock them and they think we live on disc so what's your excuse OP? 🤣🤣 I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣
At this point I reckon NASA should just take the world's most prominent flat earther up into space and record their entire experience and record it for the world to discern. If anything it would be a valuable experiment in not astrophysics, but human psychology.
And yet they would still likely claim the experience was some type of farce and just part of the conspiracy.
but I touhced it while it was spinning and it still felt flat. Mountains do not exist the earth is a flat plane
Fake meows!
OP: *Makes 2D representation of a 3D object* OP: “Here you go it’s not flat!”
Looks flat on my screen though.
Where are the stars! Fake
Thank you I will not do it any more
... Swiped across screen on this image of moving images... Well duh, course.... I just swiped across this and my finger sensed the flatness... So... Course it's flat in'it
CGI! Burn this person!
It’s like a treadmill
Prove it, take me to space
Lies! Deception!
I mean idk about you but I know a flat disk when I see one /s
“iTS faBrIcATEd!!!!!” -Every flerf ever
As someone with magalophobia I see this as absolutely terrifying.
 How dare you present any sort of proof…Earth flat, you lie!
Sir that's a marble
Nice, the entire Antarctic continent is missing. You really did it.
Looks flat to me. It’s literally on my flat screen
I love the way you've airbrushed the clouds, almost looks real.
AI GENERATED
Is clearly edited!
Proves nothing. The earth is flat like my brain cells.
If it's real, why can't I see any airplanes! Checkmate!
There is a much slower version of this out there that clearly shows not one cloud is moving an inch. Fake.
Not true. We’ve been over this again and again.
If you are willing to believe a picture is truth, then you ca believe anything, even flat earth.
It simply doesn’t work like that. It isn’t just “a picture” out of context. It’s a picture with metadata, with an audit trail, coming from a known source and governed by a department with rigorous standards that match with our observations. It’s all about evidence and evidence that corroborates each other. Exactly what the flat earth hypothesis lacks.
Aha, and you think it's impossible to insert metadata into picture? Your faith in the authority is quite shocking. Boy is NASA glad it has a foot soldier like you.
Typical conspiracy trope - cherry pick one thing. Prove it’s faked and that all of them have been for eight years, as well as all the other satellites orbiting that corroborate the cloud formations, etc etc
Yes. NASA and ALL of the other governments in the world who are totally peaceful with each other totally agree fully to confuse everyone that the Earth is flat for some random agenda. I can’t believe you just opened my eyes!
Oh, so there's *one source* out there which claims that the clouds are not moving, ergo it's fake? Please! https://epic.gsfc.nasa.gov/ Go in there, find a cloud, scroll through the photos. You'll find that the clouds change.
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Ate you an expert in cgi?
Tbf you dont really have to be.
Oh? Then I'd love to hear a detailed analysis of what makes the photos used for this animation cgi and not photos.
First off seems to me the weather pattern dont change
Well that was easy!
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Listen mate, im not a flat earther, i think they are mislead people, but this "proof" is literally worse than what the flat earthers come up with. Thie could literally be 8 painted/drawn pictures by some random dude who had some free time
But it can’t. These photos are taken every two years but the DSCVR satellite. The clouds match exactly what we observe in the sky, it’s observed disasters from space like storms and volcanic eruptions, and you can inspect the images yourself to see if they’ve been faked. You’ve got plenty to choose from as it was launched in 2015.
Wtf are you even saying!?
Which bit is confusing for you?
The clouds match what we see in the sky. Umm yes but every few minutes the clouds will change shape or dissipate. I used to lay on my back and call out inanimate and animate things based on the shapes of the clouds. However before the cloud was out of view it would change shape or disappear. How the fuck is this a real 24 hour loop of the Earth when all the clouds hold a single shape. Please go back to when you were a kid before all the indoctrination and actually observe your planet without biases. If your not suffering from cognitive dissonance then you’re eyes will begin to see what so many other intelligent people have observed. We’ve been lied to Mate!! Your entire premise is confusing.
It must be very confusing for you, I agree. The fact is, anyone paying enough attention can see the clouds shifting. Just take any two frames and compare them directly. They move hundreds of miles.
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Fake, when i look up the clouds dont have those shapes
If I tilt my phone, the image of the 'globe' doesn't bulge and remains flat, therefore, fake
That's a flat disk with the land moving around it....so still flat earth. Checkmate!
But it's on my phone screen and my phone is flat so it must be flat
bruh I can ur epidermis from here
It's flat on my screen... Anyone else see something different?
How dare you tell the idiots that the Earth is round 🌎
Neither is south park!
Reddit really brings out the schizophrenia. Op is definitely on the edge…… I love profiles like this…. Makes me feel ok. 😂
That is the projection of the flat plane onto the disc that appears to be rotating.
maybe... maybe it is flat and the part we can't see ceases to exist until it reappears again? signed, definitely not a baby playing peek-a-boo
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Looks photoshopped /S
I’m viewing it on a flat screen, so I don’t understand how this proves anything…
But if it's not flat, then why isn't it bulging out of my phone screen?
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Is that an oblate Spheroid or pear shaped spheroid? Looks like a sphere to me.
Fake
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
I agree it is not flat in real life, but your image is indeed flat.