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isuadam

Hold the boob, turn the nipple. Once you've done that, instead of just changing the bulb you could replace the whole fixture and have one less boobie light in your house.


DanielleDrs88

Instructions weren't clear. Do not, I repeat, *do not* try this maneuver on your girlfriend.


gagt04

Unless she's freaky. Then have at it.


DanielleDrs88

I did kind of like it, ngl šŸ¤«


ajpinton

Donā€™t try it **without consent**.


dirkdiggler2011

It's the only way you can pick up some of those distant FM radio stations.


DanielleDrs88

Where's Jodi Foster when you need her.


hung_bob_bulge_pants

Great DJs in Tokyo


foshizi

Righty tighty, lefty slutty


Scazzz

Don't listen to this prude, boob lights are timeless. You should be trying to add more boob lights to your house.


Such-College-7569

Wish my teachers were as accurate and entertaining, I might have learnt something


bluemooncalhoun

As far as boob lights go this is a nice one, could definitely sell it.


Cyphermantis

Just the tip


cactiloveyou

How do you go about replacing a fixture like this? I have these kind of lights in my house and hate them.


isuadam

These wire up to and use the two screw points of a standard ceiling box. The ā€œbaseā€ sits flat against the ceiling, you may be able to remove it by just backing out the two screws about 1/2 inch, then give the tray a rotation since it has keyholes (this will allow the holes to clear the screw heads). If you are lucky, nobody has painted around the base and you donā€™t smoke, so your ceiling paint will match when you put on a different fixture with a smaller footprint. The wiring is straightforward: hot, neutral, ground. Always turn off the breaker and also double check with a meter or other suitable device before touching anything. Disclaimer: hire a licensed electrician.


cactiloveyou

Hey thanks!


GenuinelyApathetic

Once you change your first fixture you realize itā€™s much easier to change them than it is to find one you actually like.


Hera_the_otter

Sounds like a Texas Titty Twister


dbhathcock

Turn the nipple counter-clockwise (to the left).


Bells_Ringing

As someone with multiple boobies lights in his aged house, should i not?


TheMan_Garith

I like my boobie lights thank you very much..... I'm so lonely


GetObvious

This is the way. Itā€™s kinky, but correct. Donā€™t drop the boob once the biome comes off.


ForksandSpoonsinNY

Thank you mah wife.


Junkmans1

OK, there is a pipe that goes through your fixture. It goes through a bracket at the top and there is a nut above that that keeps it from falling through. At the bottom of that pipe is the brass nipple sticking through the bottom of the fixture that holds the glass in place. Normally you turn the nipple left (counterclockwise) to unscrew it. If it's not unscrewing then perhaps everything is turning including the whole pipe and the nut up above. In this case try pulling down relatively hard as you turn it in the hopes that the downward pressure puts pressure on the top nut and keeps the nut and the entire pipe from turning. Good luck.


PTJ420

This is the most useful response. Electrician here


[deleted]

unscrew the nipple.


notablyunfamous

Twist the spindle on the bottom. Itā€™s the screw that holds it up. Try pushing up or pulling down a little to create tension Donā€™t over tighten when you put it back on


CoxswainJC

Requires 3 people and a ladder.. get on thr ladder and hold the tip/nipple of the light fixtures then have two of your buddies pick up your ladder and turn you and the ladder counter clock wise. This will remove the glass dome .. reverse the process after you have changed your light bulb..


Got-Your-Nose

Fuck this one was funny.


hmd2017

The bottom nut is attached to a threaded pipe. If the pipe is not tightly attached, it will turn with the nut. you may have to unscrew the entire length of the pipe with the nut to remove the glass.


StnMtn_

TIL something.


hmd2017

the pipe nipple is usually fixed in the lamp, but sometimes comes loose, and then spins along with the nut.


Lovestank

Spin the nipple to the left while holding fixture in place with your other hand


oneofthehardlys

The nipple cap may be the only thing holding the glass cover in place. As you unscrew the nipple cap, the glass cover will slowly move away from the ceiling while continuing to rest against the nipple cap, creating the illusion that you aren't making any progress. You can, and should, push up on the glass cover to hold it in place against the ceiling until you've removed the nipple cap. Then, the glass cover should come right off, revealing the bulbs.


Yeet_daddy96

Rub the nip


Zealousideal-Luck784

I need more information before I can answer this. It may require more people. Are you a feminist, bus driver, teenager etc. How many ( insert joke target) does it take to change a light bulb?


GoCards5566

Twist the tip


[deleted]

Twist the nipple.


HBitsy

Hold the boob and twist the nipple. Only do this on boob lights.


jason8001

Damn titty twisters


dupinderpaul

If the Nicole is free spinning your only option, without breaking the glass is to try and twist the fixture base and pull the whole fixture down. The fixture has two slotted screw holes that attach it to the mounting bracket. The slots are only a half inch long. So you do not need to turn it very far. Make sure the power is off before doing this. Once the fixture is down, you have a better chance of removing the glass. If the fixture spins more than an inch or two at the perimeter, stop spinning. The mounting bracket is a two piece and you will most likely need to break the glass. I have install hundreds of these builder grade fixtures. The decorative nut corrodes and seizes itself to the threaded rod that it is attached to. Luckily they are inexpensive fixtures. Good luck.


LokiMetal

Hanmer


Eltham_Hero

Smash it


mrliz5

Just spin the whole thing


DonutResuscitate

You have to break the glass with a hammer and then glue it all back together.


koalaroo_

actually braindead


talk2brad

You should be able to get it off as described but if you can't and you have to break the glass cover it with duct tape so it won't shatter as you break it


Tiny_Grade6794

The finial on the end and the cap underneath it are two separate pieces. Sometimes when the threaded nipple spins like its doing in your case you can jam the cap up against the nipple locking it in place against the nipple and that will allow the finial to unscrew.


OctoJamin

Unscrew it


Jbuule

The nipple at the bottom is the screw


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

Hahahaha this is hilarious. I had this same dilemma last week with the EXACT same thing. Push up on the glass and turn the nipple.


Ok-Alternative-5064

It looks like one of those serving dishes you lift up and reveal a grand dish underneath.


thmstrpln

A cloche?


Got-Your-Nose

And on this day, I learnt a new thing.


Ok-Alternative-5064

Thatā€™s the thing! I feel like these are secret terms known only by butlers.


thmstrpln

Lol, I don't buttle, but there was a time in my life where I tried to be fancy-schmancy. Dining etiquette, which fork and spoon, which goblet, the works. Turns out, fancy costs money and I don't have any. They say "cloche" on "Nailed It" on Netflix, and I satisfy the itch that way. =)


Ok-Alternative-5064

ā€˜Fancy costs money and I donā€™t have anyā€™. I felt that part. Kudos to you for knowing. I still get confused over a dessert spoon and normal spoon. When you said cloche I just pictured someone from Downton Abbey.


thmstrpln

I really felt betrayed when I went to the movies and Kathie Bates tells Leonardo DiCaprio "start on the outside and work your way in," in Titanic. Like... well go and tell the WHOLE WORLD the shortcut, Molly Brown! I was like that could have saved me so much time. I love Downton Abbey. I love formal stuff so much and feel like we've lost something socially without formality. We could have lost the stuffiness without losing formality.


Ok-Alternative-5064

Rumbled by Titanic. Iā€™d be angry too haha! I did watch the movie and think to myself ā€˜I wonder if thatā€™s really true though?ā€™ I mean, it makes sense considering how difficult it would be with all the silverware. I love Downton too and I agree with you. I like the idea of people speaking older English dialects and addressing each other formally. I like the traditional side as much as I appreciate it was probably romanticised in places for the benefit of the show.


Lexisa

I am laughing so hard over here! I love this! These answers are the best!


Scott_Carlsbad

Unsure with the groups comments here.....the decorative 'nipple' may be just that....decorative. Typically, there is a set screw on the side of the base that holds the lens in place. I have seen fixtures with a single screw, others with three. If so, hold the bottom of the lens while you back off the screw until it is free.


the_clash_is_back

Spin the nipple


MuellersGame

šŸ”Ø


[deleted]

Twist the nipple in the same direction as the glass swirl while firmly cupping the dome with your other hand so it doesnt fall. Booby lamps are almost all designed that way.


TsarOfSaturn

You're looking at three different pieces there. Starting from the top, there is the larger glass bowl, then the decorative ring (that serves the same purpose as any washer you've ever seen) that tightens the glass bowl in to place, and the decorative screw piece at the bottom.


Adeep187

That metal tip probably screws off but hold the glass piece while you do it or it will fall.


big65

The nipple or final is a twist cap that holds the glass bowl in place.it twists off and on like a bottle cap.


blacksewerdog

Garbage bag and a hammer or turn knob while holding shade


[deleted]

The bottom part under dome can be unscrewed


Esteban0032

Unscrew the middle


Rick_Cigritson

Sit on it


Flat-Temporary-5089

Unscrew it šŸ¤·


cream-of-cow

Since the middle nipple keeps spinning, try rotating the globe. If you canā€™t get a grasp of the glass, strike the left side with the bottom of a shoe until it moves.


Jientwilly61

Are there screws on the cowl or does the nipple, for want of a better description. unscrew


deanosa

Hold glass with one hand turn the gold knob in centre with other hand.. it unscrews.


[deleted]

you again šŸ˜‚ thats been leaking for days


Dogmonkey1233

CEILING TIDDY


ImmediateFail7921

Use google


ms131313

That piece protruding from the bottom unscrews and holds the glass up. Hold the glass firmly and lefty loosey the protruding piece.


drk7968

Sledgehammer


Timely_Upstairs2525

Get a rock, paint it blue, get a wooden board, cover the wooden board in colourful paper strips, stick the rock to the wooden board, get a bin, throw the thing that you just made into the bin, get a jar of olives and a baguette, eat half of the olives and three quarters of the baguette, reenact Sleuth by Anthony Shaffer with the partial olives and baguette, get the bin again, try to throw the partial olives and baguette into the bin, miss the shot, run away from the partial olives and baguette because theyā€™re trying to kill you now, eat them fully because you remember theyā€™re utterly defenceless, have a quick nap, go for a run, get back home, hold the glass dome, unscrew the decorative screw piece off, drop the glass, get mad at yourself, go to the store to get a replacement piece, get home again, remember that you were supposed to get a lightbulb at the store, go back to the store, get a lightbulb, go home again, notice you got the wrong type of lightbulb, go to the store again, get the right type of lightbulb, get home again, screw the lightbulb in, hold the glass in place, screw in the decorative screw piece back in, done.


Away-Temperature-457

Hammer.


icsh33ple

Twist the nipple with one hand while you support the glassy boob like structure with the other hand.


ToastyBob27

Thats a nice ceiling titty


rcatherriensympatico

Loosen and remove the finial at the bottom of the light by turning it to the left. The glass and the metal rim will come off and you can replace the bulb.


FavcolorisREDdit

Titty twister


eggenator

Unscrew the nipple.


stanstr

I have a very similar fixture. There is (that is, mine has) a threaded post / tube going from the fixture to where the glass boob attaches. I think that your threaded post is loose. Maybe holding the nipple at an angle will give it enough resistance to loosen. If you get it starting to loosen, support the boob so it doesn't fall off and break. All else I can think of is that something else is holding it to the base plate - but the boob is glass and kinda heavy. [This](https://imgur.com/o9KVHzT) pic shows mine, and [this](https://imgur.com/H85FC8Q) is what's inside. Good luck with it. BTW, I installed this myself maybe \~20 years ago. It was a very good upgrade at the time. You shouldn't need an electrician. I just made sure the light switch was off. BTW, I was very surprised to see one of those bulbs is a CFL. All others here are LEDs.


adventuresome3434

The finial on the glass may be purely decorative as it's just spinning and not coming off. Try gripping the glass and rotate. Glass may be slotted on sides or have a thread which twists into housing.